"Daddy? Theres this....boy at school that I really like. His name's Takeyon......"
What do?
send to convent
>>72386261
>Takeyon
Is he feeling it?
>>72386261
I have no son.
>>72386261
"I don't have any problem with Koreans sweetheart"
>>72386261
Tachyons are not people, dear.
Now git over here and make daddy happy....
OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
>>72386261
I already lynched him.
35 minutes ago.
>>72386487
OH SHIT IM FEELIN IT
poo in the loo
>>72386261
No daughter on mine is dating a subatomic particle
>>72386261
DEATH YON
>>72386261
She is Italian. Lol.
>>72386944
BIG BLUE COCK
>>72387061
spic*
>>72386261
You see the this very particular Colt 1911 I have on my belt? Dad rite, if I ever hear you speaking about it, you'll get your knees shot.
>>72387002
How do you actually deal with though so that your daughter doesn't resent you and exclusively date Takeyons and Keyshawns out of spite?
You're leaving that school
>>72386261
TACHYON PARTICLES?
>>72386261
aww gross. look at her forearms
Thats the name of the szechuan take away place down the street, not a person, honey.
>>72387096
No she's literally Italian and like Algerian or something. Always thought she was Hispanic myself.
>>72386261
Impregnate her and the black dude will disappear.
Problem solved.
>>72387199
Earn enough money so your daughter goes to a good school
>>72387334
>forearm *
>>72387002
>No daughter on mine is dating a subatomic particle
Top notch, us boson fathers need to stick together. Fucking degenerate matter particle freaks, the cunts decay in like 10^20 plank times anyway. Hardy enough time to collide into a stable spin-anti-spin relationship
>>72387334
>look at that mammal
>so gross
>>72386261
Takeyon? Isn't that a kind of sub-atomic particle?
>>72386487
HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT
>>72386261
Thank goodness. I thought you were going to say his name is Rafael.... I mean Ted.
>>72388110
>kind of sub-atomic particle?
You are thinking tachyon, and it's imaginary (for now anyway). HIM BE DON'T DO DAT SPEED LIGHT SHEEIT NIGGA
>>72386261
Takeyonself outta my fucking house bitch
>>72389203
7.7/10
good show friend
S U B A T O M I C
P E N E T R A T I O N
>>72386261
Ask her if he's capable of detecting cloaked Romulan warships.
>>72386261
>shes a beaner
not my kid. is this some kinda RP hooker? if so she would make more cosplaying
>>72386261
>>72386944
>>72387002
>>72388019
>>72388110
>>72389016
Do a 360 and travel backwards through time
>>72386261
>who're you calling daddy wetback? you need to go back
>*throws remnant over the great wall*
>>72387199
Don't OPENLY discourage her from dating blacks. Instead, have your female friends talk loudly about how black guys are gross and always hit women, etc. Eventually she'll subconsciously dislike blacks.
"Son, this is Sweden current year. I would love for you to invite Takeyon over sometime. He can help me build my shed outside"
>>72386261
>Ariana Grande
>Italian
>white
L M A O
TRIPLE SIX
FIVE
FOUR
>>72389963
>360 and travel backwards through time
Ayyyyelamo
>captcha: time travel'n caravans mate
>>72390540
wrong *.gif, meh still kinda works
>>72389963
do a 340 and bump their shoulder as i walk away
Thank god I don't have to deal with this shit. Feels good living in a white country.
>>72390698
Stop pretending to be Irish, Ahmed
Ask if he shot down her throat like a keg of beer.
>Takeyon
OUT OF THE BLUE IN THROUGH THE BACK
DOOR COMING THROUGH LIKE FUCK WHAT WAS THAT
MAN I DON'T KNOW BUT IT MADE ME FEEL SO HEATED
Full power to shields and modulate frequency
>>72390667
>do a 340 and bump their shoulder as i walk away
HOL UP! BE DISREPACTIN MY NIGGA
>proceeds to lvl 1 chimpout: call feral friends
>sputter's not so veiled threats through impossibly cartoonish lips
>keeps mentioning ma boyz! oh ya! GOOF! on repeat
Play your card BurgerBro
>>72387002
Tachyon energy is energy over unity, not a subatomic particle.
When I have a daughter, I will tell her that she can only date boys who have a GPA of 3.7 and above, on a sports team, and are actively involved in Church activities.
It's not foolproof, but I doubt very few negroes meet this criteria.
>>72386261
Why is this little mexican hooker calling me daddy? Who tf is takeyon?
>>72391171
>Tachyon energy is energy over unity
But it not energy over nigger chlorophylle, these bitches be black-body radiators N sheeit, ever see StarGate SG1, yup niggers man, they went to the stars we just cucked-up for the ride. Those glorious apes probably are ascended beings now
>select juice: still no jew to click
>>72386261
Use takeyon to power my time machine so that I can kill takeyon's parents.
> Sicilians
> white
>>72386487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrbaPi5J0Eg
>>72391621
> Sicilians
> white
You forgot this link anon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3yon2GyoiM
My daughter is ariana grande? Is it too late to molest her?
Dad there's this cute black girl called Taccarra and she's my girlfriend. I hope you're okay with this.
>>72391289
And i'm 100percent certain itll backfirr oncr shes 15
>brown skinned daughter
No. Get out of my home, whore.
>>72391881
black girls make amazing mothers tbqh.
They teach responsibility, respect, obedience.
Single white mother: You get this fucking beta white male feminist who is coddled his entire life.
Single black mother: You get a man who will do anything to rise above his conditions.
>>72391596
WE WUZ STARGATE N SHIT
>>72386261
invite him over for dinner and take an interest in my childs development instead of forcing rule/law on them, pushing them away and further into takeyon's arms.
why is pol so retarded?
>>72391125
*teleports back in front of him*
"heh, nothing personal kid"
*executes another flawless 340 and bumps his shoulder as i walk away*
repeat ad infinitum, cycling between 340 and 380 degrees before bumping his shoulder as i walk away
"heh, in case you can't ell you're caught in an infinite jenkem loop. its a technique i developed during my years of tutelage in japan under the masters of "the art of the blade"
"thanks for playing, better luck next time"
>>72391881
mfw a black and Mexican girl I dated left me for a ginger
Guess I just wasn't pale enough.
>>72392289
That's only if you get a black girl who's great great or whatever, grandad was an uncle tom.
goodluck, 1 in 1,000,000
>>72386261
How do you even pronounce that? Tachyon? Take-eon? Take on me?
>>72386261
Wait...how did you get out of the basement?
>>72386261
isn't that a video game? i didn't raise you as a degenerate
is it bad I still wanna fugg Ariana Grande even tho she's been blacked?
>>72391325
ITALIANS ARE NOT MEXICANS
>>72386261
I told you only to call me "daddy" in bed sweetheart.
TAK
>>72392564
>in case you can't ell you're caught in an infinite jenkem loop. its a technique i developed during my years of tutelage in japan
Sheeeit, EBT don't pay fo dat !
>calls Obongo from Obongo phone
>recorded msg on repeat?
>get automated ghetto response
>fuck nigga I dun go fight for dat bitch, you join the US IDF!
Damn it anon, until we meet again!
>>72386261
Who cares? She ain't white. White people don't have hair on their forehead like that. I bet you don't have to go back far to find a nigger in Ariana's woodpile.
>>72393170
Could have fooled me. Worst picture to pick to back that statement up amigo.
>>72393363
>White people don't have hair on their forehead like that.
She's either a fucking Reptilian or Asgard, both way I say SHE'S A WITCH BURN HER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g
or nuke from orbit
>>72386261
>my daughter
>being brown
>ever
No.
>>72392761
You just have to be selective, there are a lot of great black women out there.
>>72394160
>there are a lot of great black women out there.
0/10 grab another VB bro, next you'll be praising the lebs
>>72388110
Under relativity if a particle was going faster than the speed of light when the universe was formed then it can keep going faster than light.
That's what a tachyon is. They don't actually exist as far as we know.
>>72393432
Italians aren't mexicans because only half of them are brown
90% of mexicans are brown
>>72393689
The favorite movie of autistic highschoolers
>>72386420
>>72396458
convent isnt enough
take her out back, put her down and start over
>>72386944
KEK