What if Hillary selects Al Franken as her VP?
How will Trump survive the bantz with one of the original SNL writers when he got destroyed by Danny Zuker?
>>72385305
lol, it's a funny thought, but hillary will never choose Franken for VP
besides, when exactly are Trump and Franken going to exchange zingers in this scenario? The VP candidates don't debate the Presidential candidates.
1) It doesn't matter who she picks
2) Trump is not getting nominated
3) Hillary has already won the election, it's just not been formalized yet.
slow learner, aren't you?
>>72385419
Franken has a Twitter account.
>>72385434
Bill stop
>Al Franken
It's so weird how the Jews are all coming out of the woodwork for this election
>>72385592
Al Franken has been around for decades, kiddo.
>>72385305
he is not now, nor has he ever been, funny.
And what ever happened to Tom Davis?
>>72385592
They know whats to come
>>72385305
AL Franken has never been funny and never will be. SNL was never funny. EVER. And nobody who has ever worked there has been funny (except Bill Murray).
Trump would crush this smarmy, stuttering limp-wristed, cuck. His whiny voice is incredibly off-putting.
Back to the drawing board, Hillbots.
>>72385305
Trump is going to jail for raping a teenage girl.
>>72385964
>And nobody who has ever worked there has been funny
you lose all credibility when you post stupid shit like that
>>72385964
>>72385658
You're just mad that conservative "humor" is such shit:
>>72368615.
>>72385502
democrats can't match Trump bantz. if they so much as offend any of their special snowflake supporters, it's a scandal
>>72386182
Name ONE (other than Bill Murray)
>>72385305
Why is Minnesota so adamant about electing celebrities to their highest offices? Jesse Ventura then this motherfucker? And it's a socialist state?
What happens in the north that makes people think and act this way?
>SNL
>Funny
Kek
>>72385587
Bernie plz
You are in denial if you think this election isn't in the bag
>>72386510
It's literally just Minnesota, there are a ton of Swede descended people there desu...
>>72385305
HE HAS WAY TOO ,ANY SKELETONS TO BE VP
>>72385305
Trump is a genius. He will pick a liberal for his running mate. I wouldn't be surprised if it weren't Frankin himself. Close your eyes, take a deep breath and hold it. Let the dreams come in. Now, what do you say? We hold hands into the future? No?
>>72385964
>what is jim carrey
>what is Chris farley
Swiftly end your life 2bh
>>72386510
That's what happens when you put white people in charge of everything. You get Sweden, Iceland, Finland, Minnesota, Canada. You get a bunch of degenerates.
>>72386451
John Belushi.
>>72386350
Trump only looks good against other witless conservatives like Jeb! and Marco. He gets anally devastated when he tries to trade bantz with a liberal. Pic related.
>>72386588
Doubt he'll do that. It didn't work out so well for Reagan when he did that his first time around.
>>72385305
What if, what if. Al Frankin would probably be the only person that the dems have in their roster to match wits with the Don. It's all a reality show at this point anyway. Franklin ain't used to that sort of programming but, I think he would coalesce.
>>72386230
>>72385305
He looks familiar.
>>72385434
Nice try, rat boy
>>72386703
Dude, he trolled the shit out of Danny Cucker here. Do you know where you are right now?
Cucker was putting a lot of thought, effort and emotional toil into his tweets. The Donald was shitposting, having a good time and making millions of dollars. This is a victory for leftards?
>>72386602
First of all Jim Carrey never worked on SNL, he was on In Living Color, shitdick.
Chris Farley was an overrated hack. Screaming and being fat does not make you talented.
>>72386885
Yeah, you're right. But, you know it ain't gonna be no hard liner. Or, God forbid, a Palenesque monstrosity. I wasn't sure he had "decent" handlers until the foreign policy speech. Somebody cracked down on his ass an muzzled it. He was succinct and didn't meander off on I'll points. He's getting the best of strateegery from somewhere and they too know that if, he wants to put diapers on the babies, and silence the über libs, which will act as the bleeding sheep, he will pick at least, a centrist. And, not an unknown. A real headline grabber. Now, tell me I'm wrong. Nigger.
>>72387540
If Trump didn't care, he could've just ignored Danny. Instead Trump was so bootyblasted that he kept resorting to schoolyard insults.
>>72385305
Jews aren't very funny with the notable exception of Ben Stiller
Jews just force other jewish comedians down our throats. Shit like curb your enthusiasm and seinfeld isn't comedy it's literally how jews behave, the only difference is that
jewish men don't get attractive girls. All the decent looking one's marry outside the faith, so all they get are the leftovers that their moms set them up with from synagogue.
Hatchet-faced harpies with voice like nails on a chalkboard and personalities as sweet as vinegar.
Source: Me, I have a jewess for a gf
>>72385964
>implying Phil Hartman wasn't the GOAT
>implying Norm MacDonald wasn't the one keeping the show on life support after all the real talent left
The show is still on the air today for the same reasons the simpsons is. People are programmed to tune in and watch it because it's been on forever.
>>72385305
>What if Hillary selects Al Franken as her VP?
That would be almost as fucking stupid as Cruz selecting Carly as his...
Oh Wait.........
>>72387947
Obvious troll. Ben stiller is the least funny Jew I can think of.
>>72387879
It's called trolling, dumbass. Again, do you know what site you are on.
That kind of shitposting is what made me a fan of Trump in the first place. Look at how riled up the cuck is getting, wasting time trying to think of the perfect tweet.
Donald drops a quick shitpost and then goes back to fucking Melania.
>>72386703
>this man could be President
He's someone who a) can't let shit go b) get's butthurt easily c) ceaselessly retaliatory. I hope he's able to keep his cool when it matters.
>>72387540
>>72388153
please stop being so angry
>>72388153
>Look at how riled up the cuck is getting, wasting time trying to think of the perfect tweet.
I know. Trump got really assblasted in that exchange.
>>72388153
I'm failing to see how Trump isn't mostly BTFO in that exchange. He definitely didn't come out on top.
>Look at how riled up the cuck is getting, wasting time trying to think of the perfect tweet.
That's more or less how I would describe Trump's replies, yes.
