What *is* the Australian Dream?
>>72384971
>empty jar guarantee
It doesn't have anything in it?
Fucking a crocodile.
Vegemite = real food
I alwayse hear Mike Savage or Mark Levin on the radio talking about this stuff.
>>72384971
Boipussy
Own your own house, a wife and four kids.
No abbos.
to finally win the war against the emu
>>72384971
The Australian Dream is The Riddle of Steel.
Oi m8, I'd say puttin' some boongs ontha barbie would be pretty damn close to the aussie dream.
>>72385306
wrestling for your life with a croc, finally pinning it into the mud,whispering "you did your best m8, nothing to be 'shamed of" in its ear and THEN fucking it
>>72384971
Here's the story of Australia
A land both fair and great
On the Eleventh of september
An Shitposting State
This was much against the wishes
Of every government,
Whose posters tried to break them
And make them all repent.
But all Australian will shitpost through thick and thin,
They keep their land a free land stop the rapefugees coming in,
They will keep them north of the Arafura, till that sea's running dry,
And this might land will prosper for Australians never die.
They can send their men to derail
They can shout their words of cuck
But the cost of keeping this board free
Can never be too great
For our men and boys are fighting
For the things thay they hold dear
And this board and all its posters
Will never disappear
>>72384971
https://soundcloud.com/ghost-kru/ghost-kru-greezy
jeans up, bitches
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbhHSi-nAHA
>>72384971
The product:
Bird (Emu) sex grease for helping to lubricate the sexual organs of criminals (Australians) before forceful sexual intercourse. MSM (Men Sexing Men) is an approved use of this product as indicated by the label, especially if you have AIDS, Ebola, Herpes, Syphilis, Gonorrhea or Zika. The reason it is only 2 ounce is because the sex usually lasts 2 seconds and there is only 2 square centimeters of cock to lubricate. The 100% money back guarantee is described on the back in small print and big words, which most Aussies can't read anyway.
>>72386211
I know...lucky bastards.
>>72386211
Who are they burning?
>>72384971
It's made from Blue Emu
