Do you know why I'm stopping you?
>>72369571
Mandatory penis inspection you leather clad morsel?
>>72369571
Yes.
*tips fedora*
Drives on.
>>72369642
>leather clad morsel
Faggots shure talk dirty in the pacific wasteland.
>>72369571
Oh I don't know, but I have a pretty good idea, sailor.
You too
>>72369660
>driving away from the police
You just gave them reason to kill you Anon.
AM
>>72369571
because i'm american and
>be american
>get shot
>"AM I BEING DETAINED?"
>>72369571
MOTHERFUCKER DO NOT SPEAK TO ME UNLESS ITS IN REGARD TO YOUR TRAINING HERE IS MY MOTHERFUCKING LICENSE YOU FUCKING BETA BITCH IF YOU FUCKING PUT YOUR BITCH FINGERS ON ME I WILL SEE IT AS A THREAT AND UNLOAD MY .40 CAL INTO YOUR BATARD DOME AND YOUR GOOBER BITCH PARTNER DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME PIG?
>>72369571
am i being detained?
>>72369571
I KNOW MY RIGHTS
I DON'T HAVE TO SHOW YOU ANYTHING
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>72369571
I left my leaf at home
>sorry
>>72369571
Always best to so "no I'm not aware officer" and be ignorant. They are trying to bait you into admitting you did something wrong so say something smart ass. Always best to play dumb and respectful.
No sir, why is that?
>>72369789
Downtown Oshawa, nice.
>>72369571
I don't know, you're the one who was speeding, not me.
>>72369571
I won the lottery?
>>72369571 (OP)
YOU ARE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!
am i being detained?
>>72369571
Looking for unregistered dubs no doubt sir, none to be seen here.
>>72369571
Uhh just so you know you're being recorded alright?
>>72370025
>go 80 on a 60 zone
>pretend to be ignorant
>cop asks a more direct question to try to get you to admit something
FUKIN PIGS WRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>72369781
>he likes his mean with a clean mouth.
You may as well be fucking old geriatric ladies
>>72369571
ringpiece needs a good rodgering? sorry, not today.
>>72370210
*men
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zHRQn_IShw
THIS IS RAAPPPEE
>>72369571
AM I BEING DETAINED? I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN OF THIS EARTH, YOUR LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO ME.
>>72369571
AM I BEING DETAINED!?!?!
I AM A TRAVELER, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO HARASS ME UNDER COMMON LAW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>72370188
>keep playing dumb and act innocent
>cop literally can't do shit unless you actually drop the facade
>>72369571
For doing the thing where I make a v with my fingers then flick my tongue in and out of the v?
>>72369571
Some contrived bullshit, I'm sure.
>>72369571
Because I'm 25, black with a 200k car, it's okay cracker I'm used to it by now.
>>72369987
kek
>>72370188
True story
Officer: License and registration please
Me: am I in trouble officer?
>hand over paperwork
O: I clocked you going 67(55mph highway)
M: Seriously? My speedometer was reading 61.
O: that's what I clocked you at
M: That's not good, how can I get this fixed?
>short convo about local service shops later
O: Just remember to get that checked out alright?
M: Thank you sir you have a nice day.
O: you do the same
>tfw white
>mfw no face
>>72370069
>>72369571
>rolls windows up
>gets shot
>if alive, big payday
>if dead, off this ride
>>72369571
In America we have a right to remain silent.
We don't have to talk to a cop.
We don't have to answer their questions.
>>72370644
Brampton representing
No sir,
How can I assist you today?
>>72369571
Because I have a nice ass?
>>72369571
Am I free to go officer?
>>72369571
>Oh hi. Eh no officer. Have I done something wrong?
This is the answer to almost every police question.
>>72369571
To ask me for a better filename than "Cop stopping"?
>>72369571
I DO NOT CONSENT
>>72370588
Cops go into a relaxed and completely malleable state as long as you don't challenge them directly.
Its almost as if they are lazy fucks.
>>72369571
Am I being detained?
>>72369571
AM I BEING DETAINED
>>72369571
I'm black?
>>72371945
Relax, he's a cop not your college boyfriend
I don't really have problems with cops though. Is it because I'm a white guy? I've literally driven on the wrong side of the road, had more squad cars show up thinking it'd be a drug bust, I answered everything the best I could and apologized and was let off with a warning. Then another copy caught me and my then GF having sex in a church parking lot and gave us a warning. I've maybe had one ticket.
>>72372500
I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN I DO NOT CONSENT
"Sir my wife is giving birth to her son"
He'll be too awestruck by the cuckery you'll get off free
>>72369571
Absolutely none.
Unlike the police I don't have the power to read minds to establish motives. So no.
Problem? xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9TmmF79Rw0
This clip displays a video that well describes how this phrase affects cops
>What seems to be the problem officer?
>>72369571
I NEED A BIRTH KIT ASAP!!
>>72369571
take my dubs sir
>>72369571
I heard some niggers have been stealing dubs from around here. I hope you catch them.
>>72369571
I scrolled to fast?
Cause I'm a nigger
>only unroll window about 1 inch
"sir unroll your window"
"no thank you"
"Sir do you know when I stopped you"
"I don't answer questions"
"why don't you answer questions"
"because I don't answer questions"
>cop is confused, training manual didn't cover this
"c..c.can you please open your window"
"am I being detained?"
"no but I need to ask you some questions"
"I don't answer questions"
"Thank you, have a nice day"
>cop visibly confused, gets into his cruiser and drives away
lol try it out.
>>72369571
>No officer
If you even mention you were speeding or ANYTHING else they can fuck you
For all you know a routine traffic stop can turn into a ticket for speeding, headlight, and tabs
>>72369571
for that sweet ass balloon sex?
>>72369571
Am I being detained?
AM I BEING DETAINED?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9IYyIrGcv0
>>72369987
FUCKING OUTSTANDING
>>72373964
>>72372707
It's probably because you didn't wave a gun in their faces.
>>72373964
