But isn't our education system very liberal biased?
yea this guy is retarded. The most difficult thing is getting rid of people who still have common sense aka the people voting for Trump.
>>72368398
>Borowitz
Why are liberals so insufferably smug?
>>72368863
Pol is always right.
>>72368398
they honestly believe their way is the right way, the only way, and every other way is not just wrong but evil and hateful.
what this guy is unwittingly calling for is a ramp up in the liberal indoctrination machine of schools and colleges, which in reality should create people with rational beliefs but different opinions, which would actually lead to the end of their mindless demonizing of a single candidate.
>>72368398
Then why do most young people love sanders?
>>72368863
Every fucking time.
If you would only sit there, shut up, obey what I tell you, believe whatever I say, don't speak unless you're called upon, conform to my system of reward/punishment that praises you every time you repeat back what I want to hear and curses you if you don't, then sure, you are qualified to be a liberal.
>>72369125
Idiotic idealism and not paying for anything. People tend to become more cynical once they find themselves in a tight spot and they can only rely on themselves.
*fixing the educational system to properly indoctrinate young people into Marxist ways of thinking
>>72368398
Yes.
Unfortunately it is so poor it even fails at basic indoctrination.
>>72368398
this guy is a good little liberal. turds will be turds
Trump's popularity is more a backlash against the ultra liberal educational system.
Liberals are trying to "win a culture war" but most people can see through subversion like that. Why are liberals so fucking bourgeois?
>>72368398
He clearly has aids.
>>72368398
that fucking nose
>>72368398
Not liberal enough! People still have independent thought.
Jesus fucking christ how do these people not realize how fascist they are?
>>72368398
Not yet Liberal enough ... I think it's time to stop teaching kids useless things like arithmetic and spend that time teaching them inter-sectional feminism.
>>72368398
>witz
>>72368863
>>72369463
It'll happen eventually, unless there's a backlash.
>>72368863
Pure coincidence
There's only one Solution on my mind.
>>72368398
>"Stopping Trump is a short-term solution. The long-term solution -- and it will be more difficult -- is manipulating the educational system to create more correct voters and remove the degenerate supporters of the enemy party."
-Andy Borowitz
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
God damn, the left has entered full parody at this point. what a bunch of cheesedicks.
Clearly the way to stop Trump is to reform your retarded political system so you don't need to be backed by billions to run for office.
Most people don't give a shit about his policies. They're just looking for an alternative to the corporate shills they usually throw up so that everyone will vote to the party line. Yes men that will agree with corporate interests.
People so disenfranchised and disillusioned by the political process that they are voting for a fucking madman. The problem isn't that they are stupid or racist. It's that they have no way of engaging with politics or making a meaningful impact -- besides voting for von Trump.
If liberals hadn't thrown the working class overboard in favor of trannies and multiculturalism they might see what is happening.
>>72368398
>>72368398
>But isn't our education system very liberal biased?
It's not liberal enough. I mean, do you even have privileged classes? Are kids required to pray to Allah at school? It's 2016!
>>72368398
>Borowitz
>orowitz
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>>72368398
>fixing educational system
>fixing
GEE WHATEVER COULD HE MEAN
>>72368863
everytime
>>72368398
Basically he's saying it's not liberal enough.
>>72368398
Good news!
Trump is going to get rid of the department of education!
Problem solved!
>>72368398
These people wear a yellow star on their name. Thank you!
>>72368863
>>72369325
Remember, anon.
Reality has a liberal bias.
There isn't anything subversive with that statement. At all. It's not like, by propagating phrases such as that the leftist engineers can construct and knock down strawmen that position themselves as moral Messiahs.
>>72368398
>If you don't vote for a """"progressive"""" then you are an uneducated redneck, your voting rights should be taken away.
Nice logic you got there.
>>72368398
$$$$fixing our educational $ystem$$$$$$$
Jews know where their money gets made. He's just shilling for more money in education and more left-wing propaganda.
They'll be doing holocaust hand-puppet seminars in kindergarten now instead of having the decency to wait until you're in 2nd grade to bring in some old jew to kvetch at you and making you stare at naked emaciated corpses in 5th grade.
>>72369794
colbert said it once on his old show where he pretended to be an ignorant conservative so that obviously means it's a fact
>>72368398
The left actually thinks the solution is to swing the pendulum further to the left.
They truly have no desire to reflect on their failures, to understand middle America or make a compromise with them.
>>72368398
"D-does this striped shirt I took from my son's closet make me look young and hip and give me more credibility, guys?"
Take it from me, they'd put you into gulags if they could. They'd shoot you on sight if they could. I used to suffer this mental affliction until I could bear the contradictions and hypocrisy and virtue-signaling crybully tactics no longer.
>>72368863
Every.
Fucking.
Time.
>>72368863
I speak the saddest words of tongue and pen,
when I say: "pol was right again"
>>72368398
Not liberal enough my fellow goy! We still have long ways to go!
>>72368863
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Borow"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""itz
As if hes gonna give back your jew golds
