you have 10 seconds to be as Alex Jones as possible.
>Hard mode: No mentioning filters.
MAO TOOK THE GUNS
STALIN TOOK THE GUNS
CASTRO TOOK THE GUNS
AND IM HERE TO TELL YOU:
1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TRY TO TAKE OUR FIRE-ARMS
BLOOD SUCKING GLOBALISTS
REEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee
NO MORE CRAZY PILLS
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>72352459
reading that in his voice just made me laugh harder than it should have
>>72352272
I'm sorry folks, I just HATE THESE GLOBALIST SCUM. THESE TRASH. TRYING TO CONTROL EVERYTHING, TURNING HUMANITY INTO SLAVES. LIKE NEENEENEE WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOUR GUNS, YOU CHILDREN ARE OURS, YOUR PROPERTY IS OURS
>>72352272
from today's show ~
>YAHWEH IS THE GOD OF TRUTH!
>PRAISE THE KIKE OVERLORDS!
>>72352272
OBAMA IS A REPTILIAN
[GOES SUPER SAIYAN]
REEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH
>>72352272
I worry that his vocal cords will snap one day. I love listening to him yell though.
JUST FUCKING BUY THE FILTERS GOYIM
*long pause*
Do you think he has had affairs with LeAnn McTits? Those things are glorious.
>>72352272
PEDOPHILES
>>72352272
THE BLACK HELICOPTERS ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER YOUR MIND.
FLUORITE IN THE WATER.
JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VINDICATED
>>72352272
>it's an Alex Jones stops talking for so long I check if Youtube is buffering episode
I just blew a texas sized hole in your argument bud. You and your globalists are just a bunch of chicken necked nellies that are playing with fire, and you're gonna get burned.
Burned by the fires of the republic!
MUSLIM NAZI GLOBALISTS RUN THE FEDERAL RESERVE
>>72352272
GLOBALISTS GEORGE SOROS THE ELITE ARE SCARED OF TRUMP CRIMINAL ELEMENTS OF THE FBI NEUTROSUDICALS
>coming up today in the second hour
>>72352272
I HAVE A REAL WATER FILTRATION SYSTEM (made in israel) INSTALLED IN MY HOME FOR ME AND MY FAMILY, YOUR WATER IS POISONED BY THE US GOVERNMENT. BUY THE FILTRATION SYSTEM!
>>72352272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs
/thread
Muh supplements
>>72352272
CHEMICALS IN THE WATER, THAT TURN THE FRIKING FROGS GAY
>>72352272
NOT THE JEWS!!!!
OBAMA YOU WICKED
WICKED
DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!
HOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ
>>72352272
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnwK1Nk1Rbo
SUICIDE PILLS
MASS MURDER PILLS
NEW WORLD ORDER ILLUMINATY GLOBALIST SCUM
THEY WILL RAPE YOUR CHIELDREN
GLOBALIST
REGIME
I LIKE DONALD TRUMP
THESE LIBERAL HELLHOUNDS WANT TO SEE THIS COUNTRY BURN!
TRUMP IS A PATRIOT SLEEPER CELL
TRUMP IS THE MANIFESTATION OF HUMANITY GOING AGAINST THE GLOBALISTS
WE GOT YOU GLOBALIST SCUM AAAAAARGGHHH HUMANITY WILL BE VICTORIOUS
THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRICKIN' FROGS GAY
THIS IS FREAKIN' BRAINWASHING
I AM SORRY.
>>72352272
MUSTASHES!!!!
FILTERS!!!!
FAT PILLS!!
COAST TO COAST AM!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHGHHGHGHGHGAHAAHAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GLOBALIST. SCUM.
MASS MURDER SUICIDE PILLS
1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN
but desu senpai I like his show.
IT"S BECAUSE OF BRAIN FORCE
>>72352272
*Insert hillary robot voice here*
I lul'd so much at it.
>>72352272
Im in the sunlight or else I would have been dead years ago.
>>72352400
the answer 1984 is nice dubs on the first post best post and if you're reading this you are the resistance
AND THESE GLOBALIST... COMMUNIST DRONES ARE BRAINWASHING
THATS WHAT IT IS ITS BRAINWASHING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
>there are people who post on pol who don't love Alex Jones and all his wacky hijinks
He's a true patriot but kinda Looney but that's what makes him fun
Sometimes you just want to watch a balding Texas middle aged man scream his lungs out about the new world order
INFOWARS DOT COM
>>72352272
I HATE GMOS
GMOS GIVES YOU CANCER
THEY MAKE GMO POISON FOOD TO KILL YOU
>Literally seen after the show slobbering down Wendy's with a big gulp coke
OBAMA HAS ENACTED MILITARY LAW IN THE STREETS
LOOK AT THIS FOOTAGE OF TANKS
WAKE UP
SHOVING CHEMTRAILS IN MY TEETH IS HOW I PROTECT MY LIVER FROM HYPNOTIC FREEMASON ANAL PYRAMIDS.
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>>72354637
This. Notice the amount of yuro trash in this thread
YOU KNOW WHATS IT'S LIKE TO GO TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT KNOWING YOU WORK FOR A BUNCH OF PSYCHOTIC KILLERS
AND YOU BASTARDS ARE PROBABLY GONNA END UP KILLING ME ONE DAY
YOU KNOW WHATS IT'S LIKE TO HAVE RUINED MY LIFE
I'M TIRED OF YOUR CRAP
CPS KIDNAPS CHILDREN
JUICE BOXES ARE MAKING US INTO LITTLE GIRLS
>>72354637
YOU
ARE
THE
RESISTANCE
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO ENSLAVE US YOU WILL NEVER TAKE US ALL AHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOHRHHRHRRAAGGHHHSLL HNNNNG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT1_T6NdKY0
*deletes videos and comments mentioning the Eternal Nose*
>>72354765
Lots of potential and material to make a funny Trump song but that was gay.
>>72354182
Lost it
BUY THE WATER FILTERS AND DVDS TO SUPPORT THE BROADCAST,
>>72353596
literally "no, you noob, kill yourself"
being a talkshow host must be easy
starting at 3 hr in this video is my favorite alex jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_Ay3-CjwX8
>>72352272
1776 SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!!
>>72353133
so accurate, my fucking sides
in this vid jones says gays lvoe chopping their arms and legs off to be cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJzVokIniWI
>radio silence
NO
NOT ANYMORE
SKIP THE BREAK
THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH
>radio silence
HOW HAS BRAIN FORCE WORKED FOR YOU, JOHN?
>>72354937
>>72353133
*wearing batman mask* OOH LOOK AT ME I'M THE GLOBALIST BILLIONAIRE HERO WORSHIP ME *awkwardly pulls off mask* IT'S A SCAM THE ELITES IN HOLLYWOOD WANT US TO SUPPORT BATMAN, HE'S IN THE POCKET OF THE GLOBAL ELITES, HE PLANTED THE EXPLOSIVES IN WAYNE TOWER, HEAT VISION CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS
YOU WILL BE DESTROYED BY THE BLACK HELL GOD YOU WORSHIP AAAAHHHHH
buy my supplements
BUY MA TANGI TANGURRRRRRINE.
Listen up folks, these people... these fascists shills... they want nothing more than to control you, they're leaches! I mean how do people not see this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
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THESE GLOBALIST SCUM DID 9/11 HOW CAN JET FUEL MELT STEAL BEAMS?
NOW THEY HAVE FEMA CAMPS FOLKS, 200,000,000 ROUNDS IF AMMUNITION.WHY DI THEY NEED THIS? GLOBALIST SATANIST SCUM FLOOOOOOUUUURIIDE!!!
IM A RED BLOODED AMERICAN
IM A RED BLOODED AMERICAN
>>72352272
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SHIT
best i can do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEOVPNB_Dus
he's finally snapped
Can someone tell me does Alex really believe all his bullshit?
>>72353692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxp0SDAiXmI
>>72352272
THE CONDITIONING ARRRRRR
*Removes shirt*
*Yells frantically*
"Alright, I'm TOO ANGRY, I know it's only 11:00 AM but I'm going home - Take over for my Jacari Jackson and Leanne Macadoo"
*Slams hand on desk and mumbles about globalists as I walk out of the studio*
IODINE
>>72352272
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUEUGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SUICIDE PILLS
>>72352272
BLOOD SUCKING SATANIC COMMUNISTS PRAYING TO THE DEVIL THEY WEAR MASKS AND SACRIFICE CHILDREN
I AM NOT MAKING THIS STUFF UP PEOPLE
>>72357176
about as much as most people on /pol/
I SE E THROUGH ALL YOUR LIES BARRACK OBAMA
>>72357176
He didn't used to - he genuinely didn't.
The problem was, a lot of the shit he said CAME TRUE. Now he's terrified.
He's always had "sources" for his shit, but he always took it somewhere a bit outlandish, AND THEN IT ALL STARTED COMING TRUE!
So yes, he does, and rightfully so, but he's losing his mind because of it now.
>>72357110
>>72352272
PEEEEEELZ HEEEEERE
>>72353692
https://youtu.be/cT1301ZvDM8
Better video
>>72355166
>OPM
My niggah
>silver
what the fuck are you doing, are those not taxed in america?
>>72352272
DAILY REMINDER GLOBALISTS ARE BLOOD SUCKING SCUM AND 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF THEY POLLUTE MY BOARD
>>72357863
no they aren't
>>72352272
FUGGIN SCUM
>>72352272
THESE TRASH ARE POISONING THE WATER SUPPLY THESE SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL DIE NOT US!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72352272
That's on record! we're breaking the conditioning! the answer to 1984 is 1776!! please purchase some "super-male vitality" from infowars.com!
>>72355166
Here's my question about the precious metals.
What's the point? You wait for the economy to drop some points and for precious metals to boom up, then you trade them for more currency?
Or do you bet on a full scale SHTF, you lug around a shit ton of precious metals, and hope that people are willing to barter for shiny coins?
Or do you expect SHTF, you survive for 10 years, and then you trade in shiny metals when a new currency comes out?
I never understood the end game, unless you're a government who is in charge of instating a new currency after a collapse, seems absolutely futile for civilians to have $5,000 in shiny metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZaYIfChuWM
LIBERALS
>LIBERALS
LIBERALS
>LIBERALS
>>72358143
I trade them for land also have part of a bitcoin one day years away it will be shockingly valuable near a million as it will be used in international settlements
but silver is better in the short term like next .5 - 2 years
LIBERALS ARE THE CANCER TO SOCIETY AND BRAINWASHED HYPOCRITES WHO DON'T EVEN OWN MY FILTERS!!!
AAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I'M FUCKING SICK OF IT!!
excuse me
I'M SICK OF IT!!
BUY THE GOD DAMN FILTERS
>>72358366
Totally not going to read that png, based on the few buzzwords I've seen just scrolling through it I'm sure it's stuff I've already heard.
>I trade them for land
As in, what, now? Or when? Give me a timeframe on when precious metals will have actual value, in your opinion.
>international settlements
See, that makes sense, but again, that's on an international scale. And for international trades to be occuring (seeing as you're American) the American economy has to be doing ok or else the entire globe is going to be collapsing along with it.
>short term
That's the only actual point I seen in precious metals, and at that point I wouldn't even get them physically, I'll just get a paper IOU and sell it in stock format, much less hassle.
I wanted to invest in precious metals a few years ago, but I couldn't find a justifiable reason to take up space in my home with a safe filled with shiny metals, and while gold/silver is always a good stock market investment I feel there are better investments to be made.
>>72358821
>>72358821
first massive move up will be this summer but the second one in the winter into next year is when I'll probably sell I'm going to buy land and claim my self a religion to not pay taxes just chill and farm.
The next 2-4 summers will be brutal but don't be fooled we are heading into an ice period during this ice Canada will be a safe haven I live in New England and will probably set up in Vermont or New Hampshire
The bit coin which I plan to try and get one full one BEFORE June is long term like towards retirement investment I'm 29 it will take a few years before the sentiment of bitcoins use divorces from that of gold as a monetary unit of the same variety
The government will continue on into the collapse for at least for some quite a few years though they will restructure
Currently I'm teaching myself electrical engineering, but I really would like to get welding certified skills like that and farming will keep you need buy others so your safety kept
>>72352272
>>72352272
>It's not the Jews guys really sure there are some at the top
>So what if my kids are Jews
>>72359530
>land and claim my self a religion to not pay taxes just chill and farm.
Depending on how much land you're looking at you can just claim it as agricultural and you're in the lowest tax bracket. Pretty sure you can't claim religion on an piece of land that doesn't involve a church and congregation, I've only seen it done once and it was a weird ass neighbor of mine (had a lot of problems with the police, probably due to his tax evasion and overall reclusiveness).
>bitcoin
That ship sailed already, man.
I kick myself in the ass every day because I was broke as a joke when it was $5 a pop and couldn't buy any, and no one I knew wanted to buy into "worthless digital currency", makes me want to an hero some times.
>electrical engineering
Myself as well! Good luck to you!
I don't know, I just can't see a reason for precious metals. I'm going to stock up on MREs, guns, ammo, alcohol, tobacco, and toilet paper.
>>72359923
>>72352272
THE GLOBALISTS ARE COMING FOR YA FOLKS
BUY MUH FILTERZ
>>72359947
do some research on silver, btw doomsday prep is useless unless you have a boat since if the grid goes down the entirety of north america will become a nuclear wasteland
>>72359947
1)I know I have to have a congregation and structures for sermons , I will be doing those things
2)No it hasn't. Think hundreds of thousands to a million, in years not soon.
3)Get seeds too drying beans and fruits buy grain seed like rice and wheat ect...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqCA1pAx740
>>72360299
holy fuck, is there a full vid somewhere ?
Remember you heard it here first!!
YOU KNOW I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO PLUG THESE SUPPLEMENTS TODAY, BUT WOW YOU REALLY NEED TO BUY THIS SHIT MADE OF SHIT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT'S GREAT I SHOVE 100 CAPSULES UP MY ASS EVERY DAY AND I'M STILL A FRUSTRATED SPURGLARD NEVER FELT BETTER BROTHER, BRO, BROHAM
>>72360528
>holy fuck, is there a full vid somewhere ?
I think we have found your problem...
anyone remember Jason Bermass or Aaron Dykes?
WICKED DEVIL
WOOOOOOOOOH
>>72353896
im surprised there's only 5 hours of this.
MALE VITALITY
>>72352272
WE HAVE THE DOCUMENTS.
>>72361173
Underated
>>72360170
>the entirety of north america will become a nuclear wasteland
I don't know if I believe in the "nuclear powerplant overload" meme.
Honestly I kind of don't believe most the nuclear fear hypes.
Off the rip I know I sound like a complete dipshit, but there have been a few insiders who have leaked information on how safe nuclear sites really are, and that running them at 70% capacity all the time and having so many regulations is just a way for the fed to cash out on it and the electric companies to make bank through supply and demand.
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>>72359923
source
>>72352272
ACTIVATED CHARCOL SHIT WILL CLEAN YOUR FUCKING TOXINS!!! RAAGGGG (cans slamming around) TRUE CAPITALIST RADIO HERE I AM YOUR HOST THE BAN THEY CALL GHOST!
>>72355312
>mfw I listened to that show live
I loved him asking his whole crew if they knew about nugget porn, then the one aspie was stupid enough to admit that him and his college friends "knew of it", but wouldn't admit to beating off to it.
>>72364288
yeah totally safe stuff
>>72359923
Sauce?
>>72359923
pls source b0ss
>>72364678
Just isn't on my list of things I'm worried about. To each their own.
All of my "doomsday" supplies aren't as far fetched as someone stocking up on tinfoil to stop the alien brainwave machines, I live in a pretty volatile area weather wise, and everyone who isn't in a million dollar house in a wealthy area knows it's time to stock up on fire power and ammunition.
If the USA is going to blowup and become Fallout 3, I'm not so sure I want to survive anyway, sounds like too much of a hassle.
>>72352272
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Seriously considering checking out those supplements tho.
Alex, if you're here, keep fighting the good fight.
I HATE GEORGE SOROS I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH.
NO.
I CAN'T DO IT. TURN OFF THE CAMERA I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.
GOD DAMN IT WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE FOR THE USEFUL IDIOTS TO WAKE UP ALREADY.
>>72365515
>Seriously considering checking out those supplements tho.
Kind of risky. Side effects include: Not being able to wear a shirt for more than an hour when on camera, excessive yelling, and a permanent disdain for the globalists. Effects act immediately and last indefinitely.
>>72352272
This picture always makes me wonder that someone actually walked up to Alex Jones and said "We want to take a close-up high def picture of you with an incredibly angry/yelling face." and he just said yes.
>>72352272
Something something something globalists, something something something new world order.
>>72359923
>tfw found her through asmr videos on YouTube.
>>72365773
Sounds pretty good desu senpai.
BUY BIOSHIELD TO PROTECT AGAINST FLUORIDE! TRY THE NEW TANGY TANGERINE!
I HATE WHEN THE GOVERNMENT PUTS FLUORIDE IN THE WATER CAUSE IT TURNS THE FREAKING FROGS GAY
AH
AH
AH
DAMN
>>72352272
today we are going to talk about tinfoil but first let me give you the elevator pitch on some snake oil then later i will have a moment of clarity and make sense for like 3 minutes straight
*so hes marginally better than 70% of politicians giving a speech
GOING INTO SPACE, MATHEMATICS, QUANTUM MECHANICS, THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE! ITS ALL THERE LIFE IS FIERY WITH ITS BEAUTIFUL DETAIL! TUNING INTO IT! THEY WANT TO SHATTER YOUR MIND TALKING ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER! ITS PURE EVIL!
