You can only post in this thread if you didn't disappoint your dad.
>>72349895
>You can only post in this thread if you didn't disappoint your dad.
>American flag
>>72350004
You're not my Dad
>>72349895
>niggers never know their dad
>can't disappoint
>unfair advantage
>>72350056
Who is then? Mexico?
>tell dad I'm joining the army last month
>'oh anon don't, you don't owe me or anyone anything'
>yes I do, and would be a lesser man if I didn't rise up to my responsibilities
>'just don't do a combat job, you're too smart for that'
>sure dad
>11b, option 40
Danger is the only true male privilege.
>>72350004
>>72350819
I'm sorry for my countryman's faggoty attitude, Dad. I don't want to disappoint you so I'm moving out if I have enough money.
>>72349895
what if my dad was the one who disappointed me
>tfw never met dad
>tfw he is dead
>tfw not black
>>72351070
Where and why?
>>72349895
No, we were disappointed in him when he let us become independent.
>>72351213
Blame America you cheeky cunt
Instead of giving us a helping hand they kicked us right in the bollocks whilst we were at our lowest.
>tfw got my first gf a few months ago
>tfw dad told me he was proud because she's not a shitskin
>>72350004
You're disappointed that you made the world's strongest power?
>>72351576
Spain is definitely disappointed in you, now get out.
>>72351428
You understand we were formed by only fleeing loyalists, right?
The only thing that was Canada at the time was known as "Lower Canada" (What is now Toronto) and "Upper Canada"(Parts of Quebec)
The population was next to none.
>>72351619
No, Israel is pretty based.
>>72349895
>dad
>see pic
>a nigger
>a poo in loo
Britain got cucked since then
>>72351044
>Told dad and grandparents im joining
>grandpa and dad could care less
>grandma throws a bitch fit
>gma-"you'll get killed dumbass! You better not join the marines or any combat !"
>joining Marines 0311
Im probably not going to get to talk to gma for quite a while without taking a beatdown.
>>72351212
To the Anglosphere of course, and because I hate America, that's why.
< was just a lowlife
< father who is rather successful want me to become something important, Doctor, politician.
< joined the army, mfw, father really proud.
>>72351859
look at that chain on his foot
>>72351835
>Take over shitskin countries
>Convince them to fight and die for us while we rape their lands and take their resources
>Somehow this makes us cucks
>>72351859
>anon wants to do high speed shit but his gramma won't let him
Advice I've always heard is that they come around when you show up in your dress blues with shoulders four inches wider than when you left.
>>72351982
>joins swedish army
>does gay shit like prepping the bull for achmed
>lets his gf get raped and sits there watching because his NCO told him to
>he cries
>goes back home
>commits suicide
>All these newfags
On /pol/, dad refers to your former colonial power.
Only successful colonies who didn't disappoint their dad are allowed to post here.
>>72352293
>>72352294
Sounds like decent advice, everyone in the family is either supportive or just like "meh" except for her shes going of the rails.
>>72351619
I'm disopointed that you betrayed us so many times
We were supposed to be like Greece and Rome but you wanted it all for yourself
History repeats itself I guess
>>72352627
>disopointed
>>72352577
A man's gotta do.
>>72351044
>>72351859
>wanted to join the Army
>family was pretty into it
>mom wanted me to do a noncombat job but I wanted artillery
>turns out I can't join because some kike doctor told them I had ADHD and the tism when I was little
College is okay too, I g-guess.
>>72352293
Add some "white guilt" to the mix and there you go...
>>72353199
You can still get a bill of clean health if it's been over ten years since the diagnosis.
>>72352369
Not rly, barely have any soldiers in the Swedish army that are from other countries.
Also we fucked u Yankees up pretty good on COLD RESPONSE a month or two ago. Better training better quality, you're just shit, and we'll rekk you even with your superior numbers
>>72353256
We don't feel guilty because we are white, some of us feel guilty because we actually did some bad shit.
Anyway, spic? What are you anyway? I don't even care, stay mad.
>>72353199
Damn, did the doctor outright tell them or did you let them know? Im glad the only shit I got is a misdemeanor battery charge that could hold me back
>>72353256
Didn't exist when that poster was made buddy
>>72352984
>American Revolution
>Fighting for liberty
>Not fighting to give more power to the landowners and business owners in America.
>>72353397
We only have one dedicated cold environment unit, and they've been kicking around Afghanistan for the last decade or so, instead of drilling around Fort Drum.
Go to sleep, Laeffy.
>>72353508
>the only people who should be allowed to run this country
>>72353417
>White
>British flag
Hey Ahmed stop acting whatever you're not
>>72352372
>America
>Colony
America was a company
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Company
Plus, calling you a colony implies you Americans weren't Britons in another continent, which is not true.
>>72352984
>liberty
>worst excuse
>>72353508
You're a pretty good example of why Britain needed a salt tax.
>>72353256
Spain is definitely disappointed in you, Ecuador. You have to leave now.
Mexico and Brazil can't come here, either. No Spanish or Portuguese people would be proud of making such shit countries.
Argentina and Chile can post here, though. They're good countries.
>>72349895
My father died when I was 16, but I'm pretty sure he would approve of how my life went up until now. I have a stable job, am married to a nice wife and currently in school to make a career. I don't act like a sperg and the only thing I'd consider to be time-wasting is my time spend on /pol/.
>>72353552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp1yclQXd1Q
>>72349895
jokes on you, i have no dad
>>72353622
The only white people in Ecuador are degenerate old druggie tourists looking for children to have sex with.
>>72353622
>Spics upset because we invade his shitty homeland
What's wrong? You feel inferior?
>>72353642
Really? I was always taught we were the "thirteen colonies" ruled by Britain.
>>72349895
What if your dad , disappointed you ?
>>72353397
Kek, and you say this to anger me when I could give a shit about my country. If Sweden had the same number of troops as USA, yeah you could beat them but we have simply more numbers then you so your opinion doesn't really matter a whole lot, now does it Sweden?
>>72353669
It's true though.
In the end, most Americans gained little from the revolution.
And before you say, 'we didn't have seats in parliament', I will inform you about a little thing called assemblies.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonial_government_in_the_Thirteen_Colonies
>Britain only dealt with foreign wars and diplomatic affairs, since that would affect them.
>Americans could set their own tax and sold out their own domestic affairs.
>>72351859
I did my father proud, getting out soon and will be going to trade school and making a life for myself.
>>72353771
God bless that little scandie.
>>72353874
British "rule" was anything but. They basically fucked off and took a hands off approach to the colonies and let their governments do really whatever they wanted. That's most of why the sudden taxation was so shocking, since Britain was more or less a foreign benefactor more than it was our actual ruler by the late 1700's
>>72353694
Spain doesn't represent any kind of pride for us, so they can fuck off. They wasted all the precious metals in wars around the world instead of developing the industry in our lands
>>72353874
The whole expedition to America was purely economical. The people who settled called it a colony, but it wasn't like your standard colony.
This is one of the (lesser known) definitions of a colony, and the one which best describes why it's called the 13 colonies:
a group of people of one nationality or race living in a foreign place: the British colony in New York.
>>72353817
That's right. Mainly are gays
>>72353997
Get back to us when you get Brussels' cock out of your mouth.
>>72353552
Laeffy Norwegian.
Still u send your guys all the way up here to Sweden to train them in cold weather?? Stahp pls..
>>72354118
This tbqh. Spanish rule was almost hilariously corrupt and lazy. It's a good part of why the Hispanic countries never fully got their shit together
>>72353866
>British
>Invading hispanic soil
Remember Blas de Lezo
>>72349895
britain was like the step dad that just forcefully came in our lives and raped us continually
>>72354214
>identify best cold-weather military
>send our cold-weather unit there to train with them
10th Mountain is one of our best units, but Fort Drum and Fort Campbell aren't really the best places to train them. Why is that weird.
>>72354258
Totally agreed
>>72354171
It wasn't purely economic, except in the South. New England was settled by almost exclusively religious refugees (Puritans), though it later developed into an economic and maritime powerhouse. The Mid-Atlantic was a bit of a mix of religious (Amish, Mennonites, Pennsylvania in general) and economic interests, since they were the rich soil colonies. The Scots-Irish also settled in the Appalachians from the Scottish Highlands fleeing English persecution
>>72353913
Then why did you struggeled against superior germany? with your shitty shermans and shitty jewaboo leaders and Genderals
>>72354452
>mfw his modern day reality is actually 50 times worse than his shitty analogy about British rule
>>72354392
kek learn some military history
>>72354206
Brussels' relationship with us is nothing like Britain's relationship with the 13 colonies.
Brussels has a dream to create a superstate, and Britain would be a state in that. Britain didn't really care what America did, as long as they didn't do something incredibly stupid.
Brussels tries to dominate over us. Britain only decided whether to go to war in America, with the Americans consent, and sorted out diplomatic manners (since America wasn't really a country yet, just an extension of British soil).
But yeah, if we don't get out there will be a revolution.
>>72354527
At first it was a region where people escaped prosecution, but it soon became an economic powerhouse where tobacco, sugar, etc. were grown.
>>72354392
No, I don't. We did invade a lot of countries after all.
>>72351044
>>72351859
>>72354016
>>72350004
>American flag.
>east India company flag.
don't embarrass us in front of the kids anon.
>>72354486
>best units
>muhrika mad they couldn't hire Otto Skorzeny after WWII
>modern muhrikan army literally copy pasta of Wehrmacht 70 years ago
>Takes credit for stolen tech as "warspoils"
>Amerika
>Taking credit for something they didn't do until ISIS used their tactics against them
im sure he was proud of me, taking care of my sister and his grandmother and the house, fuck dude the feels, fuck cancer.
>>72354624
And that's the one written by Englishmen, right?
>>72354206
something is wrong in your pic...this looks like a 100% white.
In fact it is only 60%
>>72350004
can't you see the american standing proudly at the very back of op's picture?
>>72354726
>>72354774
You seem really mad about something but I can't figure out what it is.
>>72354804
Well mate. If you did win you would be speaking wouldn't be speaking english, now would you?
British empire-1
Spic mcSpic-0
>>72354626
To be fair, both sides could have handled the Revolution a lot better. Most of the colonial leaders really didn't want to go to war, and even sent King George the Olive Branch Petition. But since George was fucking nuts he threw a hissy fit.
Also New England was never really an agricultural colony outside of the Connecticut River Valley. It was mostly industry and shipping. Ironically this meant that much like Old England, densely populated New England was the first region in America to industrialize.
>>72354783
mother* my grandmother
>>72354626
>escaped prosecution
Literally the first citizens of America where religious zealots who were persecuted for persecuting innocent people.
To this day they make up batshit crazy sects and spread their cancerous culture all over the world.
>>72354929
**wouldn't be
>>72351044
>want to get into a trade
>look into trade schools
>turns out the military has its own trade school
>50k+30k a year and won't ever see combat because /canada/
>get reimbursed for living expenses and get journeyman qualifications upon passing the test when leaving the force
>tfw your country has so few tradesman that they're literally handing out jobs right now
>>72354877
It hurts because it's true.
Search your feelings anon, you know I'm right.
>>72351149
nice blog faggot
>>72354854
America was more like 90% white then, and blacks were only 3/5 human. It was a better time
I'm half black
>>72354929
I know you win, nobody could actually discuss that. But you get more butthurt than me, it's not my fault.
Just cool down mate
>>72354907
I tried to maymay, but it didn't work
teach me how to cancer
>>72353622
mestizo detected.
>>72354527
The Scots-Irish came from Ulster in Ireland, they were Protestant settlers there and have little connection to the Scottish Highlands. In fact most of their ancestors came from the border regions of England and Scotland.
I don't know what persecution you're talking about, anyway. Most of the controversial episodes in the Highlands were domestic Scottish affairs, usually a case of Lowland/Protestant vs Highland/Catholic.
>>72354804
Facts are facts irrespective of the author friendo
>>72354953
Don't disrespect King 'I'm going to talk with my friend the Oak tree' George. He was a right lad, and he probably smoked a tonne of crack each morning like the crackhead he is.
>>72355057
>do not join the military if...
>you're a coward
It really doesn't take three posts.
>>72355184
>It thinks I'm butthurt
Keep speaking my language, cuck.
>>72355136
almost white isn't too bad anon :^)
>>72349895
But:
>not disappointing your father
>posting on /pol/- no, even posting on 4chan
Those are mutually exclusive. OP, from one burger to another you are a fucking idiot.
>>72355187
All you have to do is take a position that /pol/ thinks is normie and uninformed and stick to it regardless of shitposts and image macros.
It's fun and easy.
>>72354206
seeing all these Brits about to become Burgers is bittersweet.
I hope they dont do anything stupid like letting a load of spics, niggers and kikes in.
.....Oh.
>>72349895
Not yet at least. Sometimes I feel like I inevitably will though, I am at one of the top 10 universities getting my degree and scholarship, yet my life is devoid of meaning and I can't see myself going through all the useless boring shit we call higher education and later having a blue collar job. Other than that, I am more or less a decent guy - do sports, no criminal records, several nice looking gf's, driving license, keep in touch with other relatives.
>>72355251
There's some funny anecdotes about the Founding Fathers being out of the loop about Georgie's mental illness, and being shocked that their beloved King was losing his marbles
>>72355269
You know it actually would be justified to join if your a spic.
It's basically your country already anyways.
>>72354206
Is this a count the jews game?
>>72354854
The US Senate is a place of traditions.
>>72355503
>Russia
>Not having VAC ban
Nice try moldova
>>72355208
I'm given to understanding Scot-Irish refers to different people in America than it does in Britain. They claimed to be Scots-Irish here, even though most were just Scottish
>>72355475
>Implying we didn't ship them to them
>>72354774
Well spoken brother
>>72355570
That's not surprising. Any idiot can get elected to the House
>>72355626
you wot m8
>>72355271
>cuck
It is a white men's fantasy, like you anon.
>>72355651
No, here we call them Ulster Scots. According to wiki Scots-Irish is just the American term for the same group. Why would they preface their name with Irish if they have no connection to Ireland anyway?
>>72354486
>talk smack bout Swedish armed forces
>muhricah getting lectured by us...
>>72349895
I am the black sheep disappointment, but the only one who has given him a grand kid, so I'm actually the best kid, and I remind of that every now and then.
>>72354726
I know and I've made my peace with it, Trump will make our military great again.
Now I'll just keep my own guns and protect whats mine and the US if it ever comes to it
>>72350004
Sorry, Dad. :(
>>72354580
We didn't struggle, wtf you talking about?
>>72355908
That's a good question. I don't know why anyone would want to be associated with Ireland. All I know is that they migrated to the Appalachian and became coal miners, surprise surprise. It's like that's all the Scottish are good for
My dads a degenerate who beat his kids I don't give a fuck what he thinks.
Also gay flag.
>>72354580
Lel we won dumbass.
>>72355869
Sure my friend. That's why your women bred with niggers for generations. Why do you think you're like that Juan? Your mother got pumped full of negro sperm.
>>72349895
if i was willing to disappoint my dad then what makes you think i wont disappoint this thread as well
>>72356175
You didn't win the war but you won.
>>72349895
Nine years in the Royal Air Force, fluent in German and Spanish, have two degrees, qualified teacher and other stuff. My dad was proud of me. He saw my kids before he died, I held his hand as he slipped away. He was always kind and gentle. A wonderful parent. He set an example for me and if I can be even half as good a dad to my kids as he was to my sister and I, then that's an accomplishment.
>>72354580
Kek, American Practically steamrolled Germany on the Western front and the Sherman was objectively the best tank of WW2.
>>72354016
RAT boots look like a failed abortion.
I like my Bellevilles
>>72355869
You South Americans are good people, especially compared to the Mexicans. Except for the Argentinians
>>72356246
Du bist ein trottel
>>72356270
Tiger was the best. Later British Tanks were also great.
Sherman, spec-wise, is shit. It's only good since it was easy to produce, thus loads of Shermans were on the battlefield at once.
>>72356270
The Sherman was garbage, but we made enough of them that it didn't matter. Our planes were where we shined, just like today.
>>72356270
I wonder why that was? I guess it had nothing to to with all the Russians on the eastern front eh? Or nothing to do with us backing you up? kek, silly americucks. Still thinking they can win a war.
What if my dad disappointed me?
>>72356467
>Britcucks holed up on their stupid little island using American supplies until America finally directly intervenes
>hurr u dum yanks are so useless xD
>>72356288
They do, I wore my steel toes for most of my time in until someone stole them after deployment, I had these from TAP issue so I had to go with that
>>72356597
>Not knowing about North Africa
>Not knowing about Italy
>Not knowing the bombing of German industry
>>72356549
Your dad basically raped your mother and kept you locked up for centuries exploiting you for all you're worth. Small wonder you end up so fucked up
>>72353997
bruh it's like you don't even understand freedom or independence
>EU membership
oh wait you don't
>>72354016
ey debbil dem legs look fat as fuck
>>72356711
To be fair, our independence was a mistake, too
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foolish_Fatherland
A mistake from which we still haven't recovered
>>72356707
All of which were only possible with American assistance and matériel. I do thank you bongs though, since you're the only country who actually made any effort to pay us back for Lend Lease.
>go out and ride snowmachines in the winter
>go hunting and fishing
>shooting
>camping
>cleaning equipment, guns, snowmachines in the garage while drinking beer listening to music and talking politics
My dad's a cool guy, feels good to have been raised well although he made me so mad when I was younger and thought he was being a tyrant
>>72356977
>America won the war because we gave them materials yeehaw
kek, you didn't do shit you inbred hillbilly. The Russians did most of the work. You see, the Russians have something you don't. A backbone. You morons couldn't even defeat a couple of chinks in Vietnam. Holy shit, what a fucking disgrace.
>>72354118
Spain has been the empire that has found most cities in history,and 4/5 of the respurces of America had to stay there by LAW,the industrial revolution started when you got independence,and you fail miserably. Stop blaming others for being shit. Argentina did fine when they go independence
i guess you could say our dad was the roman empire but not really
>>72356977
It helped, but it wasn't made possible because of Lend-lease, since the North African Campaign and the bombing of German industry started before lend-lease.
>>72357187
I'd rather have London or New York as my city than any shitty hispanic city.
>4/5 of resources in America
Shame it hasn't done anything.
>Industrial Revolution happened before your independence
And? It's not like you tried to help South America in any way.
>Argentina did fine
Well, Argentina is better than Spain, and is whiter than you.
>>72357449
How was Spain suppose to help them if they got their independence troll?
This bait is so lame that I will ignore your future posts,so dont bother to answer me
>>72356375
>Tiger was the best
The Tiger was a better bunker than it was a tank It was too unreliable, Too heavy for many bridges, Getting it by train around was difficult as the tracks and wheels had to be stripped in order to fit on the carriages and was huge pain in the ass to work on meaning a lot of down downtime for each tank. Something you don't want when there was less than 1500 produced from 1942-1945.
The m4 Sherman was by no means a great tank. But It was good enough and with a wide range of variants produced they could adequately fulfill any role.
>>72356467
Check the flag before you post m8.
>>72357449
>Argentina is whiter than Spain
Well it isn't difficult, even if Argentina was 1% white it'd still be whiter than """Spain""" (al-Andalus)
>>72357168
I'm sure you'd rather have all of Europe dominated by the USSR post-war, Comrade. I don't get why you spit so much hate. If you're gonna get assfucked by a superpower, better us than the Soviets. Sometimes I wish we just listened to Washington and let you morons kill each other.
Also
>Bong
>Mocking anyone else for being inbred
>>72357260
Lend-Lease began before Operation Torch, and before Pearl Harbor. I will concede on the bombing, though that didn't really pick up to obliterating levels until the US entered the war.
>>72356311
We're all fools, mate. We always have something new to learn. With age comes wisdom, but we all make mistakes.
Whether we take note of our mistakes is the key.
Nobody is perfect.
>>72357168
>be the descendant of people to pussy to leave shitty damp island
>imagine yourself as superior to the people who conquered savage lands and built new civilizations there
>>72356707
America was more important in all of those areas.
All brits ever contributed was by having an island we could use to stage on.
I'll never quite get to obsession with the military in this country.
>father was an engineer for NASA during its prime
>used to tell me all the great things he made/did
>he made loads of money off patents and had an amazing career
>i felt like i would never live up to that
>told him in high school i was going to join the military
>he looked at me like i was retarded and told me "the greatest thing you can contribute to society is the development of knowledge and to have a good family that will carry that into the future. don't go into the military and destroy both of those by dying."
>listened to him and went to college instead
>met a great professor who was doing medical research
>nine years later and i've got a phd and working in a government research lab
>doing research on carbapenem-resistant enterobacteriaceae
>dad looks at me like i'm a genius and calls me every weekend asking me about my research
Feel fucking good
>>72358996
>American
>>72358996
>Invaded 90% of the world
>Greatest empire in history
>invented over 50% of the world most important inventions
>Creator of modern day civilisation
>Drinker of tea
>Not superior
kek
>>72359358
This 2bh.
>>72359378
Show me your redcoat folder, I know all brits have one.
My father is pretty much a Irish nig, can't hold a job, metal issues up the wazoo, smokes pot all day and drinks most days too.
I'm 27, own my own house, full time job , have a white busty fiancee who's only dick shes had is mine and a full time student learning computer programming.
I surpassed him years ago.
