To all "atheists"
Would you sign a paper that states you`re selling your soul to me, for a 100$ for example?
I mean, you don`t lose anything and receive cash.
Or maybe there is a soul, and deep down inside you are afraid?
Bonus level: Sign it with a drop of your blood for 500$
I'd sign it.
>>72348164
yes, but not the blood drop, I dont want u to have my dna
>>72348164
Yes.
Holy fuck people are stupid with their religious voodoo practices.
>>72348293
>>72348266
The contract is sealed
>>72348164
my life is already shit so yes I would sell my soul. It's just rotting anyways
>implying i'd sign anything for such a pittance
>Be ginger
>Have no soul of my own
>Mfw
>>72348164
No, but only because I have no idea what you'll actually do with my signature or what the contract would say otherwise.
>>72348164
I'm not an atheist and I'd do both for 10% of that.
i'd sign it because i don't have a soul
Already sold it for some candies in primary school...
>>72348164
i can get a lot more than that for my soul
If there is a soul, a piece of paper with my signature wouldn't do shit.
My soul is worth a BJ at least
>>72348164
Deal, where's the money
$500 plz
>>72348164
Well, if some pleb on /pol/ asked me for my soul I'd say "yeah, why not?", because you're not the devil.
But if the actual Devil came up to me and asked me for my soul, I'd consult a psychiatrist first and an exorcist second.
>>72348697
true
>>72348651
HAHA.
Your soul is pathetic. Im being generous here. The blood of a virgin is only worth something if you are a girl
>>72348164
Go away Gremory
>>72348164
>Wanting to buy the equivalent of a rotten apple for hundreds of dollars
The only stupid person here, is you OP.
>>72348164
i'd take the 500 and tell satan that he just got fucked with the blood of christ
>>72348757
i sold my soul 15 years ago for one wish. and it turned out fantastically
>>72348164
>Bonus level: Sign it with a drop of your blood for 500$
I would without a hint of hesitation
>>72348164
You'd get my bloody signature.
But I'd haggle and try to get more.
My soul is worth more than $100.
>>72348164
Not an atheist but still would sign it you dumbfuck
>>72348164
Your stand is my supposedly soul worth something to you, so make it 100 billion and we may have a deal. Not because I believe in a soul, but because you are willing to pay for something I don't believe
>>72348164
If you believe in a soul then I know it's worth way more than 100-500 bucks to you.
Up that payout and I'll sign.
>>72348927
09/15/2030
I'll be seeing you soon.
Have a nice life ;)
>>72348164
You can't sell something that does not belong to you nigger.
>>72348164
Fuck yeah I'll sell you something that doesn't exist. Selling shit you don't actually own(either because it doesn't exist or can't be owned) is the best scam.
>Sign it with a drop of your blood
No, I have a thing against bleeding. I like my blood being inside me and I don't like having wounds.
>>72348164
I already sold my soul to a friend for like a few cents when I wanted to buy donuts. Even got a written receipt. 10/10, would trade with again.
for a hundred dollars?
I need more than that.
obviusly if souls existed it would be retarded to sell a soul for so little.
>>72348164
500 for a drop of blood? what a no brainer
>>72349392
not a /pol/ soul
>>72348164
Yes lmao
>selling your soul
You buy into that shit?
>>72349128
>09/15/2030
What did he mean by this?
>>72348164
>Would you sign a paper that states you`re selling your soul to me, for a 100$ for example?
Who wouldn't? The idea of a soul should be retarded even for religious people.
>>72348164
You have to pay the troll tole if you want into this boys holes.
>>72348164
I'll sell my soul for sex, not money.
>>72348322
I could pay a PI less than $500 to get a sample of your DNA.
>>72348164
>2016
>being and atheist and not agnostic
>>72348164
deal nigga give me my money.
Pal pay where?
>>72348164
I'm not an atheist and would do it.
The meaning of God and the spirit is something far beyond this petty shit
the document wouldn't be binding, as God himself clearly states that all souls belong to him
the dichotomy of God being equivalent in power to the devil, and there being a conflict over souls, is something that appears only in human fiction
In the Bible, God says "Shall the axe boast itself against him that heweth therewith? or shall the saw magnify itself against him that shaketh it?" when speaking about the Assyrian, who is a mortal ruler just like satan
>>72348164
Cash upfront and you got yourself a nice, barely used soul and a drop of slav blood.
>>72349728
>it's boy's soul not boy's hole
>>72348164
This isn't /b/, fuck boi.
>>72349869
This
>>72348164
The contract would be invalid because there would be no way to confirm a soul was actually transfered. $100 is not worth the potential legal liability.
>>72348164
No, I could get 500k for my soul, you cheap bitch.
>>72348718
As a occultism go, somebody could possess your soul. It would make your body vulnerable to bad spirits, that would want go inside
>>72348164
Absolutely I will.
>>72350095
Occultism was made up by some really bored medieval autists. It has no scriptural support.
>>72348164
Absolutely
I did this in downtown Edmonton in like 1991, and I only gave $5 per soul and I had to stop because I was running out of money.
>>72348164
lel, I once sold my soul to a friend back in school
>>72348355
You didn't pay
>>72348164
No, I'd be committing fraud by selling something I do not even believe exists.
Atheists will say yes just to prove they're not faggots but we all know they'd never do it so in the end they really are faggots.
>>72350250
I've seen too much and I would like to believe that
>>72348164
christfag RPin sayten n shit
Isn't it haram ?
>>72348164
I'd sign it but I wouldn't tell you that I already sold my soul to satan twice for a good grade on a Calculus test back in college.
>>72350437
For 500$? Throw a hundred more more and i will sell you souls of my potential unborn children as well.
>>72350437
>Kristjans actually believe this
>>72348164
100$!?! I sold my soul and had to pay for the damn thing.
>>72348164
an atheist would go to hell either way so it does not matter
>>72350513
>tfw no Satan gf
>implying even if such a thing existed that it could sold
How are you going to own my soul now exactly?
her yes, if the actual devil presented the contract to me, no, cause then I wouldn't be an atheist anymore
>>72348164
yes but i'll do it with my left hand in pencil
>>72348164
God must have done really shitty design work our souls is so easily detachable that scribbelings on a paper removes it where it can be used as currency
>>72350601
Every time you cum outside of your wife's vagina to impregnate her, you're cumming inside of SATAN!
>>72350599
Checkmate
>>72350753
>tfw no wife
Isn't this sort of what succubi do? I'd hit it.
>>72348164
I'd sign it.
>>72348164
oh yeah, without a doubt
>>72348823
Ahahhah this made My day :-)
>>72348164
fuck i wouldn't
enough nutjobs out there to assist you in upholding whatever deal there is around my 'soul', or however you'd like to interpret it
>>72350842
Nah, succubi are responsible for wet dreams.
>>72348891
are you post-op tranny?
>>72350995
>>72351031
What are succubi?
>>72348164
I'm an atheist.
I would not sign with or without blood.
Not because I have a soul, but because fuck you.
Bitch, bring that paper to my house and put it in front of me and I'll sign it for no less than $500 and you'll get no blood.
I wouldn't.
Because I know that there must be people out there dumb enough to pay 20 times as much for the same piece of paper.
>>72351031
>tfw no succubi familiar
>>72351031
>Succubus sex
>Literally just exchanging your lust for energy
Overrated as fuck.
>>72348355
Going to need the $500, jesus the devil really is lyin' Ted.
>>72351181
Semen demons.
>>72348355
Nice house.
>>72351031
don't play with that
>>72351181
lust demon
>>72351234
What prevents you from selling it again?
Yes. Where's my hundred?
If the devil came up to me and offered to buy my soul I would kindly refuse. I'd chat to him though, he sounds like an interesting dude.
>>72348164
>Would you sign a paper that states you`re selling your soul to me, for a 100$ for example?
If there was an accurate description of what a soul is to you.
>>72351031
>tfw no semen demon (male) to make into my gf
>>72351357
Sell soul that you don't think exists but still have the integrity to not do it again. What are the moral implications here.
>>72350995
is this true how do you avoid succubi?
>>72351181
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+are+succubi
>>72348164
Better question OP, would you suck my dick in exchange for my soul?
>>72348164
sure.
> Bonus level: Sign it with a drop of your blood for 500$
Anyone would have to be as fucking stupid as you to not take advantage of you.
>>72348164
Send trap succubus if you want my soul.
>>72351535
Thanks.
>>72351521
>avoid succubi
Why?
>Ameriburger threads
>>72351234
But that's the great thing about selling something you don't actually own, you can sell it as many times as there are buyers.
I'm a Christian and I'd bargain for more money
>>72351535
An incubus is a Lilin-demon in male form who, according to mythological and legendary traditions, lies upon women in order to engage in sexual activity with them.
holyshit that explains the assrape from time to time
>>72348164
Of course.
The $500 option please.
Let's get a better deal. Would you sell your non-existent soul for this?
>>72351674
why the fuck do you want to have sex with a demon?
>>72348164
Nope.
Send me the money and I'll sign it.
>>72348757
Does that mean I'll get a bonus if I get my sister to sell your soul to you as well?
>>72348164
Dammit /pol/, someone get the holy water.
>>72348164
>humans have a irrational tendencies
Gee Freud, slow down.
>>72351521
Either have sex or jerk off. Fap a day will keep demons away.
>>72351792
Why wouldn't you? They sound hot.
>>72348164
MFW I convinced a kid in my catholic school 8th grade class sell me his soul at the start of the year for $5.00 & guilt'ed him into buying it back with $25 by the end of the year.
If he can provide proofs he is satan along with a signature i am sure i could those 100 dollars for atleast a gorrilion
>>72348164
If U find it so valuable why would I sell it for so little Goyim
>>72351789
Rolling!
>>72351872
Sell those*
>>72351497
What terminology is acceptable?
I mean, it's not like you can be mind-controlled or anything. Either the supernatural is real and signing your soul has consequences, or there are no Gods and no one has the power to fuck with your "soul"
what i wouldnt give to have a literal semen demon as a room-mate
>>72351789
Let's see what I get.
>>72351789
Since I don't see Lara Croft anywhere in that pic, no.
>>72351792
Hot as hell and lifetimes of experience.
>>72351846
please jew i am no fap and no porn and no demons you wont fool me
>>72348164
yes. you get a drop of blood too.
>>72351887
No, for that one I wouldn't.
>>72350581
>selling nothing that belongs to an ontologically non-existant entity
hahahaha you're a master businessman
Yea
>>72351946
A solid maybe.
>>72351854
they are not hot they seem hot but in reality they are ugly as fuck i have seen them a few times and its terifying,
>>72351980
Well then enjoy your demon sex.
>>72348164
Gib me my mony faggot.
I will Jizz on the contract and sign it in semen. How much?
>>72351789
roll for my soul
>>72352172
Describe them?
>>72348164
No. Not because I'm concerned about you obtaining my "soul", but because I have no idea what you'd try to do to me legally after signing that thing. Given the dipshittery of many of the people in our legal system, I'd be very concernedabout the potential outcome.
>>72352172
Still acceptable if you put a paper bag on it, right?
if anyone near the chicago area would like to sell their soul to me let me know
>>72351266
bruh
>>72352261
You can sign with semen? That's quite impressive. You should make a business out of that and get rich instead of selling silly shit.
>>72349784
Just ask your mom. She'll give you hundreds of dna samples for free
>>72351980
>no fap
>no porn
>no demons
Based.
>>72352172
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
>>72352368
No one is going to want a shitty semen based ink.
>>72348164
I have a soul, it's probably the greatest soul ever. But let me tell you about my wall, it's going to be the biggest wall, 30 ft tall. It's going to be paid for by trade tariffs that will increase the price of everything you purchase made overseas. It really is the greatest wall
>>72351789
Hells fucking yes I would Rolling in hopes of fucking something good.
>>72352382
>>72348164
Sure, i'd still feel i was scamming the poor fool though.
>>72348164
yes mane
dang that half grand sounds fire
and im already dead inside.
>>72348164
Was already baptized as a child. If there happens to be such a thing as a soul, mine is already out of my hands.
So yeah, gibs me dat.
>>72348891
It hasn't turned out yet.
The devil does not buy what is already his.
>>72352299
its beyond describing at first its just a female having sex then when i resist its spooky demon face time
>>72351031
can't spell succubi without SUCC
>>72348164
>Would you sign a paper that states you`re selling your soul to me, for a 100$ for example?
They already sold their souls for much less than $100 -- namely, a bit of porn and some bad quality drugs.
>>72352674
go away gremory
Awwww shit nigga, turns out OP was, in fact, a Demon (on 4chan? Who could have guessed!) and you're going straight to Hell (then again, it's not like you weren't headed in that direction anyway).
But on the plus side, you get to make a choice!
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1451/68/1451680784658.jpg
>>72352668
>not wanting demonic butterface
>>72348164
No because I dont have a soul and it wouldnt be fair to them
>>72352876
i once jerked off to that cyoa.
>>72351789
why not
>>72351789
rollan
commentus originalis
Post your email and we can hash this out.
I take PayPal.
>>72351789
84 or 53 pls
>>72348481
sign with your left/bad hand
>>72352674
Wait, who is the artist again?
>>72348164
id sign it in a heartbeat and slit my wrist for you for $600
>>72348164
No. I'm an atheist because there is no evidence whatsoever of god and therefore I do not believe in one. I do however realise it is impossible to prove a negative, therefore impossible to PROVE there is no god. Seeing as 100 peanut dollars is nothing to me in your shitty currency it's not worth the risk. Give me a bit more, something that I couldn't make in a few hours of work and sure but risk and reward for basically no money at all is not worth it to me, personally.
I'd probably do it for 5 figures, something that could allow me to do something I couldn't normally justify doing to my family, like buy a jetski even though I don't live by the water.
>>72348164
Do us Jews have souls to give ?
>>72348164
Hell yeah I would, I mean I'd probably try to talk you up to a higher amount since christ cucks genuinely believe they would be getting something more then a signature on a piece of paper, but I'd do that shit in 2 seconds, how is this even a question?
>>72351615
Do it op
>>72353125
this desu
as an agnostic something or other, i dont believe in a god/souls but i cant be completely and utterly sure. so i wouldnt take the risk, even if its such a small one, for something like a hundred bucks.
>>72348164
$1000
>>72351807
referral bonus's 5% for anyone she refers
>>72352926
its more like this but then actualy scary
>>72352172
Please tell me IRL
Can I sign in jizz for ten grand
>>72348164
Yes I will sign it you fucking faggot.
>>72348164
of course i would
>>72349639
Some day of reckoning or something, it's hard to keep track of them all since christ cucks move them back and make them up all the time, there was this lady who had signs with a date all over her car for 3 years or so near where I grew up, and she genuinely believed that it was going to be the end of the world. The date came and went, and all she did was take the signs down and move on with her life. Christ cucks do this ALL the time, I couldn't tell you why though.
>>72353496
Are you sure they weren't just your asian roommates?
>Crazy fucker giving away free money
Sure, whatever you want me to say
It's easy to say you'd sign it if some random asscrack like OP handed it to you. But what if it was binding?
No atheists are truly convinced about atheism. If they are, they're just mouth-breathers.
Something happened 13.8 billion years ago that they can never explain. Even Christopher Hitchens, the shining star of the so-called New Atheist movement, said he'd agree to a 1% chance there's a God when backed into a corner by William Lane Craig in this now-famous debate in which he got his ass handed to him by a Christian:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KBx4vvlbZ8
tl;dr - atheists are 100% full of shit
>>72348164
nah i already sold my soul to satan
>>72351789
COMON BABY, DEATH KNIGHT!
>>72353807
Just watched the video
Hitchens clearly won
>>72351789
roll again
>>72353807
>If I criticise atheism then god is real!
>>72353807
>1% chance there's a God
What God? Yahweh? Odin? Quetzalcoatl? M'lady the Fedorian who takes all atheists into paradise and damned religious people to hell?
>>72348164
>Would you sign a paper that states you`re selling your soul to me, for a 100$ for example?
No, because, in my jurisdiction, a contract of sale is not valid unless it lists both a fixed item for sale and a fixed price. Your proposed contract would only include a price. That would mean that by signing the contract and taking your money, I would become liable if you decided to sue for non-performance. I would then be required, under the doctrine of restitutio in integrum, to refund your money.
It seems easier in the long run just to avoid all that drama by not signing a contract.
>>72348164
Looks like you're getting cleaned out, buddy. Still got $500?
>>72348164
I did that shit 5 years ago. I bought souls from 74 people for 333$ dollars each. You just write in your name with a pen in standard contract, then pinch a finger with lil sterile needle and press bloody finger on a paper. That's it. Within half a year I received several death threats, offers to buy it back and one attempted murder. I crippled a guy in self-defense with a batton, later on he an heroed. Feels good man.
>>72351789
30 plox
>>72353807
>Something happened 13.8 billion years ago that they can never explain.
And you can't either. Religion is just a theory (a geuss).
>>72353807
What's the name of that meme?
>>72350483
Sure you have. Just nothing that can be proven. ever.
Just like the kid I work with who SWEARS that ghosts and poltergeists are real, and has seen and heard several in abandoned mental institutions.
He's also hardcore religious, and believes that he taught himself to write, but not read, the ancient dead language of Angels.
>>72348164
I would sign the contract for free just to prove a point
>>72354234
Counter Signal memes for fashy goys.
>>72354152
You mean a hypothesis? Theory needs some solid proofs backing it up.
>>72354008
hitchens got cancer and died and now burns in hell he clearly lost , as for the debate any debater can win from a other debater as long as he is smarter , there is always a smarter debater
>>72353807
>waaaaah, you wouldn't actually do it
Lol, whatever you say you sad little christ cuck, if someone came up to me with a legally binding contract that gave them the right to my """""soul""""" and handed me a hundred bucks I would sign it without hesitation, and laugh about it later. Stay mad and keep fearing your magic sky fairy though, at least you have your souuuuul.
>>72348164
But alas being an anglo I lack a soul to sell.
>>72354333
Nah, the M'lady the Fedorian took his soul to heaven.
>>72354463
So do i as a dirty slav. Don't be a pussy and collect 500 bucks.
>>72348164
how can i sell something that doesn't exist? that would be illegal
>>72354333
So, what, you're not planning on dying?
>>72348164
the dollar sign goes before the number you twat
>>72354412
Atheists are for jews. Are you a jew?
Sure no problem
>>72354594
not planning to go to hell by being a shit tier atheist
>>72353496
Wait, so how did you have this experience? Are you sure this isn't a dream, or you're just shitting us?
>>72354670
Aren't you the one worshiping jewish god?
>>72351511
>in soul debt for selling your soul for cash
>accept Jesus as your lord and Savior
>he Bernie's all your sins and soul debt
>>72348164
Of course i fucking would holy shit.
Also even if such thing as "soul" would exist a random piece of paper with my signature on it wouldn't do crap, not even with blood(what is the deal with this blood thing, it's just a thing that runs in your veins what is so special about it?).
>>72351789
rolling
i hate the new filter
>>72351789
ROLLIN FOR POLAN
>>72354108
>all that
Sounds legit.txt
>>72354870
Aren't you a commie polack that wants to be ruled by the Russians? Because your acting like you want that.
>>72354878
Best thing? You can do it again.
>>72354981
>Commie
Sorry i'm not into jewish religions, them being judaism or marxism.
>>72354670
>Atheist
Making an awwwwful lot of assumptions faggot, and even that autism aside
>Athiests
>for a religious group
Pick one.
Oh and my favorite
>Christians
>worshipping Jesus
>a known jew
>not for Jews
Stay Cucked christ cuck, and maybe just keep your mouth shut, you're not as clever as you think.
>>72351789
rollo
>>72355078
But you're an atheist, ergo a puppet of Zion.
>>72355084
>he cucks for the left
>Atheism has cucked for the left and Islam because it's not Christianity
>>72348164
apparently as the only non-christian on this fucking board, I would never sign that for any amount of money.
>>72354764
Offcourse this happens in a dream demons are not in this dimension, we where talking about succubi
>>72355170
>puppet of Zion
Isn't it american christian right that showers israel in money?
>>72355193
oi, i wouldnt either.
also
>>72355245
kek
>>72353635
He probally ment the day that Anon dies,
You atheist cucks all think we are setting end dates all the time whilst true christians knows its this.
> "Look, I will come as unexpectedly as a thief! Blessed are all who are watching for me, who keep their clothing ready so they will not have to walk around naked and ashamed."
Go fapoff be weak and cry youself to sleep you little pussy
>>72354971
>Amazon
Shit. I need to be on top cum.
It's like I got a feminist who can lift more than me. Hope she's hot as her picture.
>>72348164
I don't believe in souls so yes.
>>72349639
>15th month
Wtf is wrong with burgers
>>72355394
>"Look, I will come as unexpectedly as a thief! Blessed are all who are watching for me, who keep their clothing ready so they will not have to walk around naked and ashamed."
You keep telling that for the last 2000. :^)
>>72355273
I'm not a faggot protestant.
>>72348164
No, not gambling eternity over 100$ even if souls aren't proven to actually exist.
The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
>>72355523
They put month before the day. Makes easier to organise paper files i heard.
>>72351789
let's try
>>72348164
>500
didnt know Satan was a kike
>>72355554
Don't you have feet to worship then?
>>72355606
Fucking retards
>>72355671
Pope cucks so I don't gotta cuck.
>>72355648
>samurai
jesus christ even in a roll I can't escape my weebness
nice though.
>>72355528
Since you are an atheist and believe in the time span of billions is 2000 years not a speck of dust?
>>72355788
the samurai wants you back, mate.
>>72355811
For humanity? No.
>>72348164
No.
Just in case.
>>72351789
roll for waifu
>>72348164
im christian and ill sign it since you contract is literally means nothing
>>72348164
My "soul" nor my "blood" is worth one hundred, or five hundred dollar signs.
what is a "soul"?
and, yes, but i'd up the ante.
i'd offer you a contract with not only my own soul, my wifes, but the souls of my two children, and any future children, four drops of blood.
$1500.
takers?
