Who would win in a war?
The entire German military in WWII or ISIS?
Germany's technology level would still be in the late 1930's.
The fighting will take place in Iraq and Syria
>>72346091
duh
>>72346165
who then?
Germany.
The only reason we haven't BTFO ISIS yet is because we're doing as little as possible to actually attack our enemy. What, a couple thousand troops, and some drone strikes? Fucking woohoo.
>>72346306
ISIS would have assault rifles and cell phones. These are big advantages
>>72346091
Organized army with air support vs automatic rifles and IED's. Tough call.
>>72346521
And the Germans would have heavy cav panzers, hundreds of thousands of troops, one of the largest air forces the world has ever seen and their Desert Fox trump card - Erwin Eugen Johannes Rommel
You serious?
Cell phones
"Abu Hajeer what are you doing"
Nazis
They would destroy them, they'd make ISIS look peacefully.
In fact, they'd then probably steamroll the entire middle east
>ISIS can crack the enigma code
>>72347929
My head is actually starting to ache at the stupidity of this thread.
>>72346091
>Kar98k's
>Mg34's
>Granatwerfers
Germany, under favourable conditions even 10.000 of competent, well-commanded infantry would be more than enough
>inb4 armoured vehicles
captured RPGs
Germans all the way, and I'll tell you why.
Since you've given the late 30's time frame lets assume it's the day before Poland is invaded. The Germans have
>Mechanized/Motorized Infantry
>Light/Light-Medium armor
>Sizable Air Force
>Excellent Command Structure
And most importantly
>N U M B E R S
Well go point by point.
>Mech/Mot Inf
Well they weren't at their later levels of this they still had plenty of men in trucks and half-tracks. They could move rapidly and efficiently to support their armor. Although ISIS has assault rifles which add to their force multiplier, an average German squad was equipped with at least two MG-34's. Those alone can keep their heads down while the riflemen pick off targets. Pitting two equal sized squads against each other the Germans should win nearly every time.
>Armor
Mostly Panzer I & II with scattered IIIs, which can easily be knocked off by an RPG which are very common with ISIS fighters. But these tanks can engage beyond the range of those weapons and will have support of the aforementioned infantry. Best use for them would be their historical use. Punch through an enemy position with mechanized infantry and air support and spread out behind their line causing general havoc. Then the regular infantry moves in and mops up whats left.
>Air Power
The fact that ISIS has virtually none pretty much gives the win to the Germans. High level bombers can make carpet attacks on strongholds. Stukas aid in attacks with surgical strikes. 109's while being pretty exclusively Air-to-Air can make harassing strikes and strafe positions.
>C-I-C
ISIS has pretty much none. Reaction to attacks would be slow and piece meal at best. The Germans can plan and execute orders efficiently and make changes on the fly.
>Man Power
The true number of ISIS is unknown, but most estimates put them in the ten thousand levels. Germany had damn near three million men in '39 that the could throw at them.
>Conclusion
Germany wins every time
>>72348632
fuck RPGs
The Reich would crush them.
> ALLAH ACK.... *gas flow*
>>72346091
ISIS is so incompetent that even Napoleon's army could defeat them with the era's technology
I'm pretty sure even Genghis's horse archers could
>>72348947
>technology level
>late 1930's
>>72346091
When is the fight taking place? If in '40 then there is no internet and no telephone towers: ISIS has no means of coordinating what the fuck are they doing. If today then nazis would quickly be able to capture modern tech.
Either way, hans has it. They will not bother with distinguishing between fighters and civilians so terrorism is more or less pointless.
>>72349318
The german army is teleported into syria. They are disoriented and only have enough fuel for 30 days
>>72346091
>a country that took the entire world's military combined to have a chance at stopping
>dirty ragheads that can't even take damascus
wouldn't even be a fight
The Vietcong fought the US to a standstill with a tech disadvantage. ISIS would fuck the nazis up.
>>72346270
so this is what cultural appropriation feels like
Nigga, that is some stupid ass question.
>>72349863
>Shit Hans we run out of gas in 30 days!
>Ahh fuckin dimwit shut your krauthole, we´re literally surrounded by oilfields!
>Time for some krautriggin then.
At another place in this days episode of "Knightly nazis in the desert"
>Hahaha look there, Wolfgang! Another one of those funny exploding civvis!
>Hahaha lets make him go "BOOOM" in the middle of that crowd of people, we gotta save bullets!
Ten minutes and several explosions later.
>Weeell that was surely funny but it´s getting quite late... did you see the stray bitch again somewhere?
>You wanna do her again? I´ve got my fursuit cleaned today.... only for you....
>Ohhh Wolfgang you´re so awesome!
we would blitzkrieg them and bringin helge schneider flavour in to syria and fine
>>72346091
Germany.
ISIS consists of a bunch of towelheads that can barely hold lands in iraq and syria and is currently having problems both with manpower and equipment, and rely on outside support and funding.
The german army during that time consists of millions of well trained soldiers with, even if outdated, technology fully capable of fighting ISIS. Even if ISIS has weapons and even a few tanks that are far ahead of the germans
>>72349863
if this is the case it favours the germans even more. they will raid and pillage their way through syria. they will salvage whatever superior technology there is.
though i'm still not sure you realize what a massive amount of people the entire german army during ww2 is. we are talking about millions of people, with ISIS being thousands. there is not a chance for ISIS to win. the germans will just steamroll their way out of syria.
would be hilarious if they went into israel, though. imagine the ww2 german army rolling in israel, horst wessel lied playing, flags swaying.
>>72346091
Are you accounting for the fact that ISIS use's 1930's technology and doesn't have an airforce?
>>72346091
ϟϟ Waffen SS Leibstandarte
NO QUESTION
>>72346091
The Nazis would win hands-down. ISIS can get away with what they do because they're fighting forces that aren't willing to genocide out entire population centers. The Nazis would have no qualms with doing so.
>>72350222
I lol'd hard.
>tfw I then remembered that I didn't have enough money this year to go to Weekend Baltic
>have to settle for Snowglobe this December
>tfw no eesti babes this summer
To add to everything mentioned: morale.
German soldiers jumped when the captain gave the order. Just look at the meatgrinder that was Stalingrad.
Now compare casualty numbers in Syria. They're that low because all those Arabs hug the walls like the sissies they are and barely ever move in on the enemy.
ISIS
because USA would bomb the living hell out of Germany if they touched their ally.
>>72346091
Germany obviously. Tank divisions, gr8 airforce, dedicated soldiers and an actual command structure. Also Rommel. The only reason the US hasn't "won" is because they're barely trying. They're just playing around in a sandbox, rotating their soldiers out to give them some irl experience in case shit actually hits the fan
>>72351453
Much because the arabs don't have the numbers or resources to win. All they can do is keep problems going in the middle east. Nonetheless, germany would win.
>>72351812
People are more worried about the powers having different interests in the middle east.
Like russia supports assad while the west doesn't. If one goes in the other will have to act. No one wants a ww3 as it would be worse for business than some sandniggers killing each other.
>>72350161
Only because jungles are easy to booby-trap. In the desert, you can only do that in cities. In this situation, the Wehrmacht would likely surround the cities and starve them, while holding the wasteland surrounding it ans picking off anyone that tries to leave.
While panzers and 88s shell the fuck out of the city.
>>72346091
>Germany's technology level would still be in the late 1930's.
It really wouldn't
MP40's and STG44's vs AKM's
what's up
>>72346091
they'd probably ally instead of fighting.
>>72352886
This, Hitler maintained good relationships with the arabs, he was even on the verge of converting to islam.
he would probably send german qt's to his arab friends for harem fun
>>72346091
What chance would the Krauts have against Abu Hajaar?
>>72346091
Germany easily. Sure, their tanks would be pretty much nothing but a liability against ISIS with modern anti-tank weapons, but the Waffen ϟϟ had far superior infantry, ISIS is nothing but pray n spray. Also Toyota technicals would be no match for even 30s AT weaponry.
>>72352352
If they did Sweden would burn as the soldiers they field would march across EU unhindered simply because Sweden asked for them expressively.
"Please go past all the walls and chekpoints since you have a special rape and rape and also shit in public pass to go through Denmark We are so sorry our skin is paler (more beutious)."
Millions of war-crazed Krauts x 50 000-300 000 Jihadist lacking in heavy firepower,
ISIS would be simply owerwhelmed before they could say Allahu ackbar
>>72353034
Not likely. Hitler played Arabs for strategic reasons. ISIS has interests in Europe and made several attacks on European soil. You, stupid cuck, think that Hitler would let it just slip?
>>72350222
>>72346091
good luck ISIS you will need it.
>>72347929
you're absolutely right, germany fought most of europe, if they were at full strength, isis would be crushed in a matter of weeks.
"ABU HAJEER WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
"Sieg Heil"
ISIS would win if they weren't sand niggers, but ONLY if they used extra special partisan tactics on every move and had a big info network.
>>72354444
quattro 4 is bringin the heat
>>72354444
>>72354444
Checked.
>>72346521
They are still sandpiggers though.
>>72346306
Time for a big redpill for whomever does not know this. From a declassified DOD document:
https://www.judicialwatch.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Pg.-291-Pgs.-287-293-JW-v-DOD-and-State-14-812-DOD-Release-2015-04-10-final-version11.pdf
>IF THE SITUATION UNRAVELS THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY OF ESTABLISHING A DECLARED OR UNDECLARED SALAFIST PRINCIPALITY IN EASTERN SYRIA (HASAKA AND DER ZOR), AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE SUPPORTING POWERS TO THE OPPOSITION WANT IN ORDER TO ISOLATE THE SYRIAN REGIME, WHICH IS CONSIDERED THE STRATEGIC DEPTH OF THE SHIA EXPANSION (IRAQ AND IRAN).
>THE DETERIORATION OF THE SITUATION HAS DIRE CONSEQUENCES ON THE IRAQI SITUATION AND ARE AS FOLLOWS:
>THIS CREATES THE IDEAL ATMOSPHERE FOR AQI TO RETURN TO ITS OLD POCKETS IN MOSUL AND RAMADI, AND WILL PROVIDE A RENEWED MOMENTUM UNDER THE PRESUMPTION OF UNIFYING THE JIHAD AMONG SUNNI IRAQ AND SYRIA, AND THE REST OF THE SUNNIS IN THE ARAB WORLD AGAINST WHAT IT CONSIDERS THE ONE ENEMY, THE DISSENTERS. ISI COULD ALSO DECLARE AN ISLAMIC STATE THROUGH ITS UNION WITH OTHER TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS IN IRAQ AND SYRIA, WHICH WILL CREATE GRAVE DANGER IN REGARDS TO UNIFYING IRAQ AND THE PROTECTION OF ITS TERRITORY.
Translation
>We knew that fucking around in Syria would lead to ISIS
>We felt that ISIS would be good for ousting Assad
>We fucked around in Syria
If we wanted to stop ISIS, we'd be doing a lot more than just bombing them. We'd also cut their finances off.
>>72348787
Let's not forget that the Germans would have no qualms rounding up any troublesome "civilians" in the area, robbing ISIS if their greatest strength.
>>72351728
The Lord of Edges has arrived. All hail his edginess. Also:
>Germany
the entire american military circa 1960 against this.
Who wins?
Both of them would win because they would team up to kill da jooz
>>72352610
>late 1930s
>Stg 44
>entered service in 1943
No wonder you Turkic rape-babies can't balance a chequebook.
>>72346525
>implying germany had no automatic rifles
What is MP40?
What is Stg44?
>>72357536
>MP40
>Automatic rifle
Pick one. The MP40 was a 9mm Parabellum firing SMG. SMG /= Assault Rifle.
>>72346091
Isis entire existence depends on the enemy being too nice to harm civilians
The U.S. could kill every single person in every village and town, but we are too humane to do such a thing. So the enemy camouflages as civilians and then hit us when we're aren't expecting it
The nazis had no such reservations, they would round up anyone who wont eat pork in front of them and execute anyone who is even slightly suspicious.
It would be over within a few months, with a fraction of the effort the US is putting into it
>>72356058
the rice wins, anon. the rice wins.
How innacurate were those panzerfausts??
>>72348787
To be fair, ISIS has weapons like ATGMs and MANPADs. ATGMs could knock out German armor outside of the armor's engagement range. And the MANPADs that ISIS has cannot engage modern aircraft they are fighting (for a variety of reasons like altitude and EW systems), the MANPADs would be able to deny German Air superiority.
>>72357536
1930s nigger you didnt have stg44 then, plus mp40 is a smg.
>>72357536
Stg44 was heavily underutilized and even after the war there were some criticisms about its being difficult to maintenance. The MP44 used a pistol caliber. Compare that to an army armed with AKM's I think the radicals win on small arms.
unfortunately isis has superior tanks and anti tank weapons
not sure about aircraft though
but i think germany would be a severe disadvantage without proper ground forces
With or without U.S.A. "losing" arms every week to ISIS?
>>72357835
Quite.
>>72358206
Mummy anon i didn't know you could type like that O:
>>72356058
America easily could've won if we were allowed to lay waste to every basket-headed gook in that godforsaken shithole, but the whiny kikes at home wrote faggy songs and protested so they were fighting with one hand tied behind their back. Those yellow mutants took advantage of our kindness and hid like pussy dindus behind women and children. Plus, the largest organized nigger uprising in history was going on simultaneously. We could've won easily if we were allowed to be a bit more stern.
>>72346091
It took the whole world to defeat WWII Germany and you think they're going to have a problem with ISIS?
>>72358206
Meant mp40 for the pistol caliber comment.
>>72346091
ON MY POSITION
>>72354444
>>72358402
Roger roger
>>72353034
>Hitler was going to convert
Top keks from Greece once again.
>HAVING AN ALLY MEANS YOU ARE CONVERTING TO THE CULTURE OF SAID ALLY.
>>72357887
Manpads can reach targets up to 5000meter
The stukas can fly up to 8000
Abu Hajaar wins every time
>>72358937
Post more of this obvious cumdruid
>>72358937
She is a good looking lady
Be careful on those mummy threads though anon
>>72359009
The Stuka wouldn't be able to hit anything from that altitude.
>>72346091
Even with ww2-era technology the Nazis would destroy ISIS, then take over the entire Middle-East and then Africa with minimal losses.
>>72359576
Yes ;/
Still waiting on a panzerfausts vs rpg answer guys
>>72346091
Germany, although ISIS with modern shaped charges would have an early advantage, right up until the point where Germany reverse engineered their shit and fist fucked them with true german efficiency.
>>72347929
R.I.P Rommel
Long may he be remembered!
>>72355461
>this
Literally no concern for collateral, Germany would have finished it before Durka knew what happened
>>72358329
>Vietnamization
Pretty much, hippies were the forefront of SJWs.
>>72350222
And trips to top off my KEK
>>72360049
The RPG is an evolution of a later design of the panzerfaust, The RPG 7 is lighter more accurate and has higher penetration at any angle.
>>72354444
>>72353054
They would have been roasted
>>72360909
>this
Although by the end of the war the Germans had started to develop night vision optics i.e the Vampyr.
It's actually sad just thinking about how great not just Germany but all of Europe was back in the day before all this modernist faggotry.
Germany by a long fucking way
ISIS only exists because we are squeamish about bombing civilian populations
look at what the Germans did in Warsaw, Rotterdam, Leningrad. i dont think they would give two shits about Raqqa
The jew will intervene and blow the Nazis into oblivian, that's the most likely scenario of what will happen.
>>72362185
This tbhfam.
You're the former pirate right?
>>72346091
If the germans had developed logistics, then easily the german wermacht. Germany superior officer cadre and operational capability would be decisive. Also germans could reverse engineer some weapons ISIS had.
>>72363367
Yea
>>72357663
>The U.S. could kill every single person in every village and town, but we are too humane to do such a thing.
No, you simply fear international reprisal.
There is no such thing as humane in war. It's weakness. Training must take such thing from soldiers.
In war soldiers follow orders. If Officers told american soldiers to slaughter a village, US soldiers would slaughter a village.
USA doesn't participate in mass slaughters because they fear the response of international community
>>72346091
Are you retarded? Are you frightened by the shitskins that you think that they would even have a chance?
>>72348030
Not with that IQ they wont.
>>72363760
>Partially this because of NATO
NATO is just as bad as SJWs, fuck the bullshit ROEs
>>72358329
Lol everytime like clockwork
>>72364829
>Mexican intellectual
>>72364828
Not NATO, because NATO is America and a few others.
International community always looked at slaughters in a bad way.
Blame our christian ways
>>72346091
Germans of course
Not only are they less in number but theyre fucking terrible at cooperation, coordination and arab are notorious cowards anyway. No one on this planet is as competent in wartime as white people.
Not including that if the war goes on for any lengthy amount of time, the germans would catch up in technology and probably would go beyond in less than a decade
>>72357663
hitler have always respected the genova convention and no it's not a naziboo conspiracy
>>72346091
discipline and training goes a long way senpai
and isis has neither
>>72365446
I always have blamed modern religion, crusades now please
>>72351728
This.
>>72347929
>Erwin Eugen Johannes Rommel
>Eugen
>MOTHERFUCKING EUGEN
Oh god, today i learned.
>>72346091
Sadistic, ideology-driven sociopaths from the SS vs Mohammad who's mad that girls don't like him so he joined ISIS to buy a slave who won't disobey him.
ISIS doesn't stand a single chance.
>>72351728
aw cmon babe you know we didn't mean it
hey tell ya what, you all nationalize over there like we are and lets have ourselves a good ol degenerate burning party, what say you?
>>72364828
You don't know shit about ROE boot. This is the second time you've posted that image. I'm on to your shit fucker.
>>72346091
One of the beauties of the German military was their ability to quickly adapt to new tech. Before long they would seamlessly adapt their armed forces to the modern era I think.
>>72365854
> what is the Commando order?
> what is unrestricted submarine warfare?
> what is executing escaped POWs?
Hitler had no problems disobeying the Geneva convention, and neither did we.
>>72367836
Kay
>>72364829
What wars have you won taco-nigger? We kicked your ass and took your land and now you butthurt spics are sending raving hordes of sombrero-wearing faggots into the Southwest to take it back. It ain't gonna work anymore. The wall just got 10 gorillion feet higher.
>>72350222
check
>>72368272
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Rekt
ISIS no fucking duh
How the fuck can a Maschinenpistole compare to an AK or an M4? It simply cant.
>B-but muh Panzers
An RPG-7 would slice clean-the-fuck-through a Tiger without even trying.
Not to mention ISIS has faster communications and the terrain advantage.
Sure they don't have an air force but that have Anti Aircraft guns and missles.
Germany gets BTFO.
