> wake up at 5:30 AM
> take the train at 6:20 AM
> arrive at work at 7:40 AM
> start work at 8:00 AM
> 14:00 off to lunch
> continue work at 15:00
> boss forces everybody to work till 18:00
> run to catch train at 18:10
> back home at 19:30
> 23:00 go sleep
>>72323980
you could reduce it to
>be german
>get cucked
>>72324040
fpbp
>>72323980
what do you do?
>>72324186
programming abap
>>72324238
Hast du davor studiert?
>>72324238
hou much do you earn
>>72324451
Nein
>>72324527
2.8K
>>72324751
>2.8K
That's not very much for being this kekked.
>Nein [having studied?]
Oh... So, let me guess, you're one of those cheap hippster fullstack scaling webkeks?
>>72323980
>you get 6+ hours of sleep a night
YOU LAZY FUCKING XENOPHOBIC NAZIS. YOU SHOULD BE WORKING 24/7 TO PAY FOR, FEED, AND BREED THOSE OF THE UNWASHED MASSES OF THE THIRD WORLD
All those refugees ain't gonna pay for them selves Fritz.
>>72325025
> Oh... So, let me guess, you're one of those cheap hippster fullstack scaling webkeks?
Yes, but I am not a hippster at all
>>72324751
>2.8k
you could live like a king here
if you're having to wakeup at 5.20am to start your job at 8.00am (2 hour 40minute gap), then you're going it wrong
there's no need in having a job that takes more than 20 minutes to get there
>>72324751
Ever thought about coding shit on your own and trying to become independent?
Coding seems like one of the best fields for that, thanks to the Internet you can use the whole world as your market and the tools you need are rather inexpensive.
>>72323980
What are you doing, Abu Hajaar?
>>72325461
t. neet
>work in germany
>work starts at 5 am
>ends at 6 pm
>they still have the balls to fuck with the paycheck
no
>>72323980
>wake up at 18:00
>make preparations for my 12 hour shift 5 days/week that starts at 19:30
>smoke weed during entire shift, enjoy one beer usually at 2:00 as ritual of sanity
>constantly throw out trash that tries to invade private property, sometimes beat it up otherwise keep entire shift trying to understand what those immigrant construction workers need this fucking time (usually they just pull the plug but their first idea is that 'power must went out')
>come home at 8:00
>booze, vape and play games until 10:00-12:00
>sleep, usually 4-6 hours because sleeping during daytime sucks horsecock
>enjoy all of that ABOVE AVERAGE (not even joking) WAGE OF 2.5€/h
>repeat, doing my fifth year now
It's endless cycle, still better than working at McDonalds or some shit, but that's about it, no future, houses are expensive, mudshits are expanding and women are not worth it anymore, is this what opting out of society feels like?
>>72325461
My commute is hundreds of miles
>>72323980
>be mexican
>getting Fat for being in the bed drinking all day because my wife is the support of the house
>she gets turned on when i get mad and beat her and the kids
>feels good
>>72325447
what is it with slavs and trying to encourage people from non-shit countries to move there
Not having an Aussie view on it and call in sick once a week, have 2 hour lunches, do little or no work. It's almost like a holiday away from home
>>72325447
Yeah, but he also wouldn't be paid 2.8k in your country.
At best he could try to save up some cash for a few years and then move over, at least he got a very good starting capital then.
>not earning your money in stocks and chill at home all day
>>72325628
2,5€ / hour
oh god the horror. even a waiter who works a shift in a cafe from like 10 am to 16.30pm earns like 8€/H + tip
but at least you seem to get good weed, that helps.
>>72325703
> encourage people from non-shit
Don't worry, it doesn't concern you in this case.
>>72324751
how old are you. I hope you're closer to 30 than 40, otherwise 2.8K is shit
>>72323980
>>72325240
Found the Joo
>>72323980
Almost normal schedule.
Before University started i worked 6 times a week and at least 8hours netto a day.
Rather 9.
Just move to the City you work in.
>>72325628
Perhaps you could do more with yourself if you didn't spend your entire life stoned.
>Wake up around 2 pm
>Make breakfast, smoke cigarette
>Play DotA 2 until 5 pm then get dressed
>Go to work which takes 15 min
>Work 7 hours for €16/hour at grocery store. I do this 20 hours/week
>Use to work weekend afternoons/evenings.
>mfw €26/hour
>Spend all money on rent, alcohol and snus
>>72325474
Yes, but I do not have energy left, to code on the weekends. I am frequent contributor to open source projects. I was independent for some years. It wasn't bad. But living without insurance is no live at all. And no bank will borrow me 100K to start up my own business. We are living in the stone age, my friend. I may write a letter to Donald, maybe he could borrow me the money kek
>>72325356
>Yes,
Oh my... may god have mercy with your poor soul stuck in a hell of shitty browsers, no real standards, and a thousand and one crappy js library full of bullshittery.
>but I am not a hippster at all
Eh, close enough.
>>72326003
>Kreuzberg
Poor Anon, he is probably the only German person living htere.
>>72326003
The feels.... i wasn't even ready for a real german with german flag on /pol/
>>72326003
>Berlin was a mistake!
>>72325571
Kek
>>72325864
What would you want from corrupt government and being fucked in the ass for 40 years by Soviets, but I hated it here decade ago, now I'm starting to like it here, we might be poor be still have pretty good laws, you can get some amount of weed without getting your ass whooped, you can buy old guns without licence or get licence for real guns, you can defend yourself with pepper sprays, batons and shitskins hate it here because they don't get handouts so immigration is pretty slow and people are pretty redpilled from the Soviets, which still means fucking nothing because I don't think that 'votes' are processed properly during elections because mood of people and what usually wins elections seems always to be completely opposite and of course, there's no checking back, no database where you can check where your vote has gone year or two ago.
I wouldn't migrate to Western Europe, the money are not worth being cuck without right for self-defense or freedom of speech, but I will become American if shit goes real bad here, for now it doesn't.
>>72326166
Alternatively, thought about moving to a country with lower costs of living? If you are self-employed you could still charge your customers according to the costs of living in their own country while only having to pay a fraction of that to make it through your day.
>>72326167
Dude, I left browserland a long time ago. I am a certified abap dev now, pls no bully
>>72325864
yea and what are the prices in cuckland? you can get 100 m^2 flat here for 200 000 E.
You need to live closer
>forced labour
Aldi?
>>72326096
Yeah? Like what? Tell me worthwhile goal, inspire me, I chose this life way before I started up smoking.
>>72326365
being a cute trap
>>72326424
fuck off faggot and go suck HFC dick
>>72326346
>I am a certified abap dev now, pls no bully
>certified
kek.
Oh well... What's abap? Lemme check...
>SAP
:|
>>72326529
tough guy is triggered over implication of faggot sex. get out your closet
>>72326424
>mfw no cute trap to rape everyday
>>72323980
Sheeeeeeeit, hopefully you at least enjoy your work(life), else picture related.
>>72326359
Yeah 100m2 flat in cologne to buy on the spot would be in a decent district at about a million or more so yeah you got that.
thankfully my family bought a nice house in hungary years ago and two big ass flats in germany so we will sell the flats and move to hungary if all turns to shit.
But i know i went stadium hopping in the czech regions one time, we had problems spending 20 euros in a day and we fucked hookers too.
>>72326324
I was thinking about moving back to the Böhmen in the future. I am a diaspora child, spent my childhood here, went through the whole school system. Idk if I am czech or German. In czech they call me the German, here they call me the Czech because of my very slavic face. Now I am living in this hellhole of a city, just because the rent is cheap. Sometimes I have das fühl, that I am the only worker in my neighborhood kek. This shit gives me mad feelings, I am not happy in Germany
>>72323980
There is a solution to this my friend.
>>72326603
Sorry, not everybody is mentally ill as you, go back to your oven.
>>72325628
horrible, utter horror m8
>>72326731
You can pick better laws in Czechia or better money in Germany, choice is up to you but don't expect handouts unless your skin is of darker tone.
>>72323980
That's just like in Brazil.
Except we don't have refugees shitting in public.
Get a hold of yourself Germany.
>wake up at sunrise
>continue reading some book next to my pillow i read to get to sleep
>take a sip from waterbottle, smoke a cigarette
>piss in another bottle
>it's 11:00 already, time to shitpost!
>open laptop i left on the other side of the pillow
>continue doing so till 14:00
>i'm not even hungry but its time for "breakfast"
>get dressed
>read book till 17:00, time to go to work
>arrive 17:20, set up laptop and tablet
>be a good janitor and checking my building
>nothing much happens, continue reading book
>22:00, time to lock everything up
>going home and shitpost till midnight
>read boring book to get to sleep
Being a janitor is fucking great
I used to work aboard a factory ship in Alaska. Guaranteed 12 hour work day, seven days a week for months. It honestly was not even that bad except I could not sleep from the noise and it smelled like shit.
Is the techno good in germany
>2.8k
Hopefully that's per month
I'm 23 and make 56k right out of uni
My student loans aren't even a small dent in my earnings
Then again I studied engineering and didn't fall for a meme programming degree
>tfw shitposting at work
>>72326901
> choice is up to you but don't expect handouts unless your skin is of darker tone
Nah man, I have this Russian face type
>>72327017
ofc its per month you retarded cunt.
>>72326986
No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EJxywGDn24
>>72327157
>Become engineer
>Still fucking retarded
>Education wasted
>>72327157
>33.6k a year, before cuck germoney taxes
>>72326552
>Oh well... What's abap? Lemme check...
As Balla as Possible.
>>72327272
your cost of living is much higher. idc what are you trying to prove
>>72326955
>Being a janitor is fucking great
how much is the pay?
>>72327426
2 bulls for gf per month
>>72323980
>I live in the middle of nowhere where there are no jobs and thus I have to take a ride to muh job which makes me lose 3 hours per day
Good life decisions, mate.
>>72326955
But only in Germany since people are tidy and clean already.
>>72326955
> piss in bottle
Why?
>>72327341
My cost of living might be a little higher, but my lifestyle is actually a lot more enjoyable, and my earnings are so much higher the cost of living difference is irrelevant
Nothing to prove, just shitposting to pass time at work while making myself feel just a little bit better
>>72327689
> my lifestyle is more enjoyable
> t. burgerfat
Sure thing, mate.
>>72327775
Lol, I'm 150 lbs m8, King of manlets
JUST
why even live you idiot
It's not worth to trade literally YOUR LIFE for money.
Idiot...
>>72326324
I don't think you undestand, Anon. No one wants to buy proprietary software from someone who isn't a massive company. Unless you could make a killer program that isn't avaliable somewhere else.
What do you program, OP? What languages?
>>72323980
Work harder white man!!
Mohammed needs his welfare check!
>>72323980
I wake up at 4 am but we have the same life basically Germanbro.
>>72328101
at least over here ahmed gets sanctioned when he doesn't show up for job interviews and such
how much do abos get for simply existing?
>>72325886
Top bantz from czech 'em as always
>Be German
>Wake up and have breakfast of beer and sausage
>Methodically shower and dress
>See nice German girl on way to work holding "Welcome Refugees" sign
>tfw no German girl to bury wienerschnitzel into
>Work diligently and walk home
>See the nice German girl being raped by refugees
>no longer tfw as she is now a Hot Pocket of Muslim semen
>Eating dinner of sausage and beer
>play Forklift simulator, do some Eve-online manufacturing spreadsheets
>Watch news and see Merkel is inviting 10,000,000 more Muslims to Germany
>>72328332
so you have it good basically. i am glad i hear that.
>wake up at 630, be at work at 7
>work til 1600 with a 1 hour lunch
>do whatever the fuck i want after work
>3.5k month
>age 23, doing better than most adult german families here
Its nice being American and getting extra pay to live in your expensive cucktry
Btw I am in pain watching how little your cucktry cares about the national people and only cares about money, and seeing arabs here is the same as seeing nigs in my part of America I lived in. Its wrong.
>>72328443
>>72328420
>Aland
A
FUCKING
LAND
NYC:
- wake up at 7:15 - 7:35 AM
- get ready
- make coffee & put in thermos
- decide whether I feel like riding my motorcycle or taking the train to work (motorcycle is about 10 minutes quicker and more fun, so choose that on nice days)
- leave apartment at 8:00
- get to work at 8:30
- lunch whenever i feel like it
- leave around 17:30
- either go to gym, out with friends, or home
- get home around 18:00 if i go straight there, 19:30 if gym, 21:30 if I go out
- sleep around 23:30
>work in a brothel
>make $20k per month
>pay everything in cash
>pay minimal tax
Mfw
>>72328779
It's Åland you dumb shit.
>>72325628
That would seriously make me consider suicide.
>>72328874
yep. it's got a little ball on 'A'
>>72328823
Is it worth selling your body though?
>>72326365
Being Chad and cuddling with QT's?
>>72328823
20k a month? WHAT
holy shit. i wanna sell myself too!
