We've got reports of Jews in this area
You have 10 seconds to prove you're not Jewish
>>72321478
My schlong is in tact.
>>72321478
I'll give you $5 to leave me alone
>>72321478
Too bad my Hitler folder takes like 15-17 seconds to load
>>72321478
>Looks at color of my skin
>Sir you're part of the most powerful rave in the world, you pass
I have green eyes and red hair.
Plus my great grandparents were full-blooded Germans.
>>72321478
Allah Akbar! Free Palestine!
I follow Zen Buddhism and am currently reading mein kampf.
>>72321478
Drop whatever change is in my pocket and casually walk away.
the burden of proof is not on me,but you my friend...
I COMMAND IN THE NAME OF THE IMPERIUM
>>72321478
"Here's my foreskin, soldier."
This should be a litmus test for jewry.
>>72321478
I'm not very wealthy.
Oy vey, 15 seconds? How am I supposed to prove that in just 25 seconds?
>>72321478
Circumcision is a violation of the NAP and taxation is theft.
>>72321478
I have my foreskin.
>>72321478
>poke nose
>unzip pants
>pull down boxers
"danke monsieur, you are cleared of suspicion, sieg heil!"
everythingwentbetterthanexpected.bat
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>72321478
The hollow cause? The hollow caused what?
>>72321478
I don't Poo In Loo
>>72322316
OUR GLORIOUS GODKING
>>72322025
HELP !A MADMAN IS GOING TO KILL ME IN A MINUTE
>>72321553
:'^(
>>72321478
>tfw a dickpic could actually prove this
>>72321478
Here's my dick, no skin cut here.
>>72321478
No Anne Franks in my basement, way too expensive to keep al-
Shit.
>>72322025
Kek
>>72321478
The only reason my nose is like this is because of a really nasty nosehair-clipper accident, I swear.
>>72321596
BUILD WALL
I'm half afghan and uncircumcised. my mother is a Christian and my father is a pseudo atheist commie.
>>72321478
the holocaust was a lie
drops money do nothing
Show them all the dank Zyklon Ben and Donald Trump memes on my phone...
>>72321478
>unzips dick
>>72321478
Here is my Aryan certificate
I'm pretty sure I have change in my couch.
There´s about 1300 or so jews in Finland and there´s about 5.5 million of us.
So chance of me being jew is less than 1/1000.
Plus I got my foreskin intact.
I'll draw a swastika. Jews absolutely cannot draw them, they are always backwards and lopsided.
>>72321478
I work for a living.
>>72321478
Oy vey a Muslim in this area?
I hope you find those gooks, Sir.
The blacks have really ruined this neighborhood.
L'hitraot, officer.
>>72321667
underrated post
>>72321478
HOL UP
>>72322877
>they are always backwards
The Nazi Swastika is the backwards version of the actual Swastika desu
>>7232147
I'm standing in line at costco literally purchasing 4 pounds of frozen bacon
>>72321478
I am not cut.
>>72321478
OY VEY, IT'S ANNUDAH SHOAH!
>>72322739
You're under arrest, Milo
Israelis are banned in my country.
>>72321478
*whips out benis*
>>72322696
But as far as I know 99% of filipinos arrive by plane.
The only people I hate more than Slavs are the fucking Judean People's Front.
>>72322591
Nobody wants to see your wife's boyfriends dick Sven
Check my family tree, you will see that my great grandfather served in Russia.
If that takes too long, just take a look at me, I am blonde and have blue eyes, how would I ever be a jew?
>>72321478
remove bagel.
>>72321566
Mine 39 - 45 secondes.
>>72322467
kek
>>72323243
Yes it is, but have you seen one of the ones rabbis draw when they need attention?
Some go both ways they are so bad.
I believe in one God, the Father, the almighty, maker of heaven and earth of all that is seen and unseen. I believe in one lord jesus christ the only son of God, eternally begotten of the father, god from god, light from light, true god from true god, begotten, not made, one in being with the father. Through him all things were made. For us men and for our salvation, he came down from heaven.
By the power of the holy spirit he was born of the virgin mary and became man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontious Pilate; suffered, died, and was buried.
On ethe third day he rose again, in fulfillment of the scriptures.
He ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the father. He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, and his kingdom will have no end.
I beleive in the holy spirt, the Lord th egiver of life, who proceeds from the father and the son. With the father and the son he is worshipped and glorified. He has spoken through the prophets. I believe in one holy catholic and apostolic church. I acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins, I look to the resurrection of the dead, and the life of the world to come. Amen.
>>72322877
>>72324091
>>72321478
My dick was not mutilated and I own a nice flag
Pic Related
>>72321478
set a dollar bill on fire
>>72321478
I keep my money in a bank. DON'T SHOOT!
>tfw Italian nose
I'm not Jewish but I sure as hell look like one.
>>72324229
Here is a sample from wiki.
>>72323857
You probably retreated before it opened didn't you
>>72324509
And another just for fun.
i look like a jew but i'm not
>>72321478
I have no money and own bibles.
>>72324487
Same here. All of my nazi friends call me a jew.
:(
>>72323485
Fuck you. They wouldn't even ask me that. I have blond hair, blues eyes. No Kike blood here... You probably just want me to Shoah you my dick...
I have an uncut penis. My good Aryan Champion of Europe
>>72324122
This. This is the only correct response...
>>72321478
My dick isn't mutilated. Get gased americunts
>>72324487
>>72325152
Once, in the USA, I visited à Harley Davidson store with my dad (sort of a biker) and my old man asked if they can send the bike outside of the US (thinking about Switzerland). The seller said : "Yeah we send them everywhere" and turning to me he added : "Even in Israel".
I guess I better pretend it's a fake nose.
>>72321478
Will my Virgin Mary tattoo suffice?
>>72321478
Take out my gun and say "DEUS VULT"
>>72327351
Any tattoo, save for numbers on your wrist.
>>72321478
I am an emu.
Leave me alone before my people destroy what's left of Australian "civilisation"
>>72321478
We need to outlaw money lending.
I am mel gibson.
>>72321478
*unzips dick*
>>72321478
TAKBIR! DEATH TO AMERICA! LONG LIVE THE CALIPHATE!!!
>>72327725
Hi Jeb
>>72327725
kek, Amerigoys would be in trouble
>>72321478
There are no jews in my country.
>>72321478
I have a nice nose
>>72321478
I'm not jewish, but for 5 euros I'll show you someone who is.
>>72321478
Does this look like a Jewish nose to you Hans?
>>72328007
Kek
>>72321478
I can goosestep very nicely.
>>72322750
>unzips dick
>vagina inside
Are your genitals some kind of russian nesting doll?
>>72321478
I'd wip my dick out. And for extra proofs I'd show you my folders.
I'd show him my squatting, that should prove I'm in fact Slavic.
>>72327725
JEB IS A MESS
>>72328070
Wow, pure Bavarian phenotype. What an honor sir.
>>72321478
>Reach into pocket
>Produce fistful of change
>Toss it into the gutter
>>72329071
I understood that reference.
>>72321478
im not handicapped
>>72321478
Recently found out my great grandmother is Jewish... Does this make me a kike?
>>72321478
*shows beautiful intact cock* no juuz here
>>72321478
Lobster fisherman
I catch and sell non-Kosher foods
>>72321478
>prove you're not Jewish
So you want to me to lend you 10 for a week?
Sure here's 20$ pay me back in 2 weeks,
OK here's the 40$ see you in a month..
Just take the 80$, do worry about it..
>>72321478
>pull down pants
>Wipe out my uncircumcised 9 inch dick and smack it into your face
>>72321478
I don't support Trump
>>72327725
BIG
FAT
MESS
>I was circumcised because of my Islamic upbringing, I'll help you find the parasites
Look at my eyes, hair and necklace.
have a nice day sir
>>72321478
>Implying /pol/ wouldn't BE the deathsquad
>>72321478
>>72321478
at heavens gate
>>72327725
You on vacation?
>>72327725
>>72330301
>>72321478
my pee pee has it's hood on
>>72327725
I net Jen's dicks tastes like guac
>>72321478
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/
>>>/r9k/
pick one and take it there
I am the Jewish Moshiach, son of David, AMA
>>72327725
>>72330342
>>72330301
>>72327725
>>72321553
Your shlong is eloquent?
>>72321553
lel, im uncut too..
can i be more not jewish?
>unzips dick
>problem solved
>>72327725
Witnessed, jeb get back to the guacamole!
>>72321478
Can I get an extension on that so I can grab the pictures of me as a toddler, when I had blonde hair?
>>72321478
My Dick is not cut up
Lithuanians hate jews.
>>72330409
>10 seconds
I thought I was the suspected Jew, not the interrogator.
Surely he has enough time to come in for a chat over ham sandwiches.
>>72321478
I'm white.
>>72323721
What about the peoples front of Judea?
>>72321478
My nose isn't long and pointy
>>72321478
dude, am i trying to sell you bullets?
>>72321478
If I see something I like, I buy it without haggling.
>>72321478
I'm white
>>72329385
That'd make you, what, one-eighth Jewish? Good enough. I mean, not like you're a quarter-Kike or something.
Fuck yahweh
I'm black dipshit.
>>72329385
Paternal or maternal side? If it's from your mother's side, then sorry, you're a kike.
>>72321478
We threw the kikes that didn't left the country after WW2 put in 1968.
>>72321478
*sighs and unzips pants*
>>72321478
>>72321478
if you give me an hour ill buy us both pulled pork sandwiches
>>72321478
IM NOT JEWISH LOOK AT MY NOSE LOOK AT MY UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS LOOK AT MY LACK OF WEALTH AND MISCHIEF
>>72330301
Had to look up Francis E. Dec.
>5 sec in google
>most coherent article is from ED
>Communist gangster computer god controls you
>Frankenstein radio controls
>Aliens bread with apes which created teh niggers who were not supposed to have letters not even number
>metric system is part of COMMIE COMPUTER GOD's mind control plan
>MAN MAD INSIDE OUT PLANET WITH NUCLEONIC POWERED SPEEDS MUCH FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT
That's pretty fucking far down the rabbit hole, I like this nut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lJHiU-X9Y-0
Football and f1 are the only 2 sports that I follow. Americans either suck at it or have inferior versions of it. Coincidence? Think not as I am far more educated and intellectually capable of understanding the finer things in life.
>>72327725
I don't like multiculturalism.
You look like you'll need more bullets, here's ten bucks to get some more.
Look upon my nose and see that it is bulbous and potatolike
>>72324509
That's german for "The" jews, the.
>>72321478
haha well you see I'm black, I believe the jew is thata way lol seeya!
>>72327725
How have you not killed yourself?
>>72321478
I gotta pay denbts.
>>72321616
Plenty of Hungarian Jews have red hair and green eyes.
>>72321478
Check the receipt on my groceries. I forgot my club card and home but it was too much of a hassle to back and get it, so I just paid full price.
>>72321478
I have phimosis
I hate Jews.
>>72332126
>haha well you see I'm black
>implying niggers aren't the real jews
DEFINITIVE UNDENIABLE PROOF Blacks Are The Real Jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSZ3cMMgvMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEKzGboApQY
I have a small nose
>>72322591
What's the name of this music video?
>>72321478
I eat bacon
>>72321478
I have blue eyes and blonde hair. I am what hitler had in mind.
>>72321478
Not circumcised , don't have a gigantic nose , no curly hair
Give them my bible
You got me
flush some money down the toilet
>>72322557
Kek why have I not seen this sad Jew face before?
>>72332569
>not circumcised
You lucky bastard
>>72326779
Sure, Milo
>>72332418
Feels good part Egyptian and part Israelite, soon to be part Viking.
Shieeeet
>>72321478
I hate Jews does that count?
I am in debt
>>72332894
>I am in debt
That's something a jew would tell you
>>72326779
>You probably just want me to Shoah you my dick
Confirmed for not jewish, now fuck off you dirty spic
>>72332473
just search "galo sengen" on jewtube
>>72321478
I ate bacon this morning and my nose is smaller than yours, Hans Shekelbergmeister.
>>72321478
i don't believe i can fly out of my concentration camp.
>>72333376
>i don't believe i can fly
Really? Explain this Pageet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P5Cr6JbMR4
I drank a glass of milk an hour ago and havnt farted once since
>>72334218
Probably a kite shaped like a person.
>>72334742
>Probably a kite shaped like a person.
I read that as 'probably a kike shaped like a person'
>>72321667
Muslim scum are dead too
I'm a muslim
>>72321478
>You have 10 seconds to prove you're not Jewish
I'm poor.
oy vey
hi there soldier, wanna eat some fresh meat from humanitary killed animal?
>>72321478
I got some pork in the fridge and a dna test
One glass of juice please.
"Jesus Christ is the son of God"
this is the only 100% effective way to prove that you aren't a satan worshipping jew, which is the only kind that are truly dangerous
Look at my nose.
>>72321478
Noooooo I couldn't make through the captcha in 10 seconds.
>>72321478
>>72331597
>tfw can't retract foreskin while hard
I've been stretching for so long... one of these days
>>72329517
Newfie scum detected
>>72327725
I miss Jeb. :(
>>72321553
same
>>72321478
I don't care about money besides food and shelter and I dislike bagels.
>>72321478
>We've got reports of Jews in this area
>You have 10 seconds to prove you're not Jewish
>Pretending that jews wouldn't try to deceive you at all cost too deny their jewness.
> Proceeds to eat non-kosher food.
>>72321478
Show him my dick.
>>72321478
*Heres my foreskin*
>>72321478
cuz of my sick singles
>>72324091
>>72324578
>>72324509
I'm not jew, I swear to God.
>>72321478
My mother's mother's mother was Jewish. But I heard this does not make me Jewish. So you can't fucking shoot me now. You need to bring me to the Politburo where I stand trial on whether or not I am Jewish. It is the law.
>>72321553
You can still grow your foreskin back
>>72321478
*proceeds to devour large amounts of pork products*
*dies from soy poisoning*
>>72321478
Muh dick
>>72340616
Prease don't shoot I'm a real Mongolian
>>72337296
>newfie..
No
>>72321478
I drop pennies on the ground in parking lots rather then have them take up space in my pocket
>>72330390
Found one /pol/. Turn on the gas.
