> half direct democracy (people choose nearly everything)
> people tend to vote right
> high average iq (101)
> high wages
> we take very little refugees
> white country
Prove me different /pol/
>>72307438
>Prove me different /pol/
/thread
i heard the flags a big plus
>>72307996
Won't happen, people will vote against it. If it gets adopted, we're fucked.
>>72307996
It would work if Switzerland stays 95% white and keeps its incredibly strict merit based immigration policy, and making actual citizenship a requirement, not permanent residency.
>>72308386
Sure it would work, but it would have negative effects on the economy. The construction workers would stop working and we would have a huge raise in untalented retarded hippies making modern art.
>>72307996
this discrimates against dead people you fucking bigots
>>72308287
I don´t think so.
Do you think it would be available for everyone who comes to your country?
No it will not.
The prizes will adapt to the to the "free shit money" the rent and all the prizes will skyroket and only swizz citizens will be able to afford it.
Imigrants will not have this bonus money wich makes it impossible for them to live in swizerland.
The swizz gouverment will be able to sort out who can and who can not live in switzland by giving them the bonus or not.
In one or two years the bonus will be needed to be able to survive in switzerland and imigrants will not have them.
This is national socialism what you guys are aiming for.
>>72307438
Well you guys do have Federer, so there's that
>>72309046
Who is the greatest Indian Tennis Player?
>>72309244
Wazzi Acrim
>>72308597
I may not be Swiss - but construction pays far better than any basic wage income or minimum wage job. Also because you make things, job satisfaction is very high in construction.
Worry more about less store greeters.
>>72307438
But do you have
OIL?
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>>72309389
Construction workers have very bad working conditions and get huge back problems, forcing them to go to rent by the age of 50.
>>72308196
:^)
>>72309244
Sania mirza is currently #1 in women's double >>72309320
Low quality bait
mountain jews
>>72307438
>Is Switzerland The Greatest Non Country?
It's literally just a setup country made for corrupt millionaires.
>4 languages
jesus christ how do you guys even communicate
>>72309040
Pls prove me wrong
>>72308196
:^D
>>72309715
Well it is a physical job - but people will make more money on their limited construction time than on a lifetime of basic income, and will be far more satisfied.
There are a lot of people who WANT to work construction.
>>72308597
Why do you think people would stop working in IBU? If you're working, to keep the same income you have now you have to work as much. If you're not working, you will be able to get more income by working in any way at all.
It's not necessarily more cash in your bank account.
>>72307438
A FUCKING FIRST AID KIT
>>72310764
MUSTARD STAIN
You also have guns, you forgot that. Lucky bastards.
>>72307996
Socialist parties in Switzerland want many things, thankfully the people tend to have better sense
>>72307438
No, too poor.
>>72307438
There once was a Swiss girl in my class that hit on me. She was ugly.
>>72309389
>Also because you make things, job satisfaction is very high in construction.
HA!
>>72307438
>> high average iq (101)
>an iq that is only 1 point above the average of most developed, Western countries counts as high
Still the greatest country though, shame its culture and heritage aren't as impressive as that of other countries.
>>72307438
I'd rather serve national service in switzerland where you at least keep your raifus after service
>>72307438
Switzerland is based on theft and thievery. The decline will start soon.
>>72307438
>is little albania the greatest country
nah
Swissfag living in Sk here.
Switzerland definitely is best country.
Hahahahahahahahaha
All these salty german realizing they are the lesser europeans
Hahaha
>>72314995
Wooops, wrong pic
>>72307438
Is the IQ really 101? I'm kind of surprised it's not higher.
>>72307438
Don't you do the same thing as Israel with mandatory military conscription of every male all the way up until age 34?
Not to mention that in order to keep my guns there I would need to take a test every single year with all the continuing education and range training to keep them. Not like I wouldn't pass, but it would get old.
Plus you have something like only 8 million people and are smack in the center of Europe. I would shit my pants at ANY war whatsoever that happens In Europe because it could sweep through and fuck the country up.
>>72307438
Half-swiss here.
Great country, but the people in the french part are fucked in the head.
>>72307438
My entire family (of 8) has an IQ above 130 so your country is dumb. Very sad average.
>>72312478
Doesn't retarded shit get proposed and shot down all the time?
>>72313912
>actually enjoying conscription
Might as well sign on and sg's bitch
>>72315181
The fact that pretty much every map since 1400 (and earlier) showed some for of switzerland should show you that we can take care of ourselves
>>72307438
Too many non Swiss people to ever be a great country again.
You had it all, and you gave it away.
>>72307438
24% +++ foreign population
>>72315262
I don't think your supposed to add the IQs together
>>72315553
Kek
>>72315535
That do not hold a passport. That's the key number here. They can all leave again as soon as they are unemployed or gravely brake the law.
>>72315382
Yep
>>72315385
I'd rather not sign on to Emperor Lee's army over a more prestigious force if I had the choice
>>72315385
>Not wanting to defend your country.
What kind of nigger are you?
>>72315672
What do you mean?
HOPP SCHWIIZ
>>72307438
What I don't understand how they manage to stay a capitalistic country with low taxes with direct democracy. This really baffles me. I kinda assume that like 80% of people are stupid so any stupid communist "muh free shit" ideas would be voted in eventually. But switzerland somehow is still great and with strong economy. Are they all smart?
>>72315181
Shut the fuck up with those gun arguments, the tests you have to take are only if you want to own full auto guns and the range course is only if you want to keep the stg90 after conscription.
I could waltz into a gunstore right now and buy one
>>72307438
Nah, too many germans
>>72315836
If I show up with my citizenship but don't speak Schwiitzerduutsch how will conscription work?
>>72315788
I'd rather be a welfare queen elsewhere if I had to be a welfare queen.
SG550 is also more sexy than SAR21
>>72315855
There are actually more germans emigrating than immigrating, because swiss peiple don't like them.
>>72316016
You get a 6-week course for learning german
Most people do speak english anyway, so it won't be that much of a problem
If you have direct democracy and your population is so sensible, then why are you still full of immigrants?
>>72316157
I'm trying to teach myself German anyway, so I can transition over to Swiss German later. I don't just want to be a muh heritage fag.
>>72307438
DON'T FORGET ALL THAT JEW GOLD YOU GOT OFF THE NAZI'S
>>72316311
Cool, just make sure to bring warm clothes
>>72310800
DISCOUNT SWEDISH FLAG
>>72309711
no, but more infinite water power than your fishy shithole.
>>72316179
You're making the same mistake Leftists make when they say all mirants are the same (using wealth produced by European or East Asian migrants to justify briging in third world shithole migrants)
24% of our population is migrants, but our bigest migrant groups are Italians, Germans, and French; while the biggest migrant groups of those three countries are Romanians, Turks, and Algerians respectivelly.
Nevermind that the people who come here largely do so because they found a job, so we don't pay the jizya tax like Germany or the UK do
>>72316179
In switzerland the immigrants can vote to install shariah law because its a direct democracy.
>>72307438
It's tied with burger land
>>72309996
>jesus christ how do you guys even communicate
Gold is the universal language.
>>72307996
>>72308287
people already DID vote against it. This is from like 3 years ago, we voted no.
>>72317224
Yes.
You know what's funny though? We can also vote no.
You can't.
china is superior
>ethnically supremacist and nationalist state
>has nukes
>conquered muslims
>separatist muslim traitors get killed
>can change its population growth at will
>chinese can leave but most don't because they know their country is based
You guys think you're soooooo special that you get to have a square flag and not a rectangle like the rest of us
Switzerland is a meme country tbqh.
>>72315752
>wanting to defend your country means being forced into serving
Okay
>>72316041
Oh I see
>>72309389
we dont have Store greeters why do they even exist. Is it because you often walk into the wrong shop?
Like Hi welcome at walmart FUUUUUUU iwanaa Mcdonalds
>>72307438
I do envy your democracy, here gov can just cuck us. How did you manage to achieve it, politiciana must hate the guys who pushed it a lot.
>>72318640
Store greeters are actually mostly supposed to prevent theft by checking out everyone on the way out. It's because they have so many niggers
>>72309837
>womyns sports
>relevant at all
>>72318716
It has a lot to do with our countries history. Before we became Switzerland, other countries Nobility basically owned us here.
Eventually we just said fuck it and stabbed them all and made our own government that is forced to listen to every man
Is it true you have to own guns but you cant own ammunition for them?
Filthy fucking neutrals get out
>>72318883
You're technically not allowed to store ammunition in your home with the guns.
Nobody checks on this though. Everyone does it, nobody will refuse to sell you ammo, it's just a law on paper.
>>72317807
>Commies
>>72307438
No, America is the greatest country.
Switzerland is very unique and definitely has a special place in Europe. Like Estonia in that sense, but its significantly whiter than Estonia.
>>72317807
Don't forget
>their army is completely useless because they're so corrupt, the people in charge of the army funds just funnel the money into their own bank accounts
Chinese soldiers regularily starve to death
>>72319008
china is more capitalist than the us
>>72318640
So they can great them with a super fake
OMG HI HOW ARE YOU? HOW WAS YOUR DAY? WELCOME! SO NICE TO SEE YOU! and then bid them farewell with a super fake GOODBYE NICE SEEING YOU! COME AGAIN! YOU ARE A BEATIFUL HUMAN BEING!
Like whyyyyyy are you even talking to me, just shut the fuck up. I'm so glad we don't have this sort of bullshit here and my interactions with employees are restricted to:
>hi
>that's 49.99
>bye
>>72318119
Ohio and Nepal do this too.
Fucking fags
>>72319121
t. Chang Ling-Beijingi
>>72319159
Nepal is two triangles
they took the jape too far
>>72318960
What the fuck are you talking about
We can store ammo, it just needs to be in a locked container, noone cares if it's a wooden box with a padlock or a safe
>>72319206
Do Swiss people use any flags other than a fucking square
Like here in the US people will fly the national flag, their state flag, and a football team's flag all at once
>>72319281
That's why I said not with the guns
Nobody checks on it either way and the law might aswell not exist
>>72308196
>no carlos.jpg
I am very disappointed.
>>72316146
What do you think of Austrians? We kinda mock you here but think you are nice fellas, but then again, we basically mock anybody.
>>72319340
True, i misread your post
>>72319294
Our cantons have their own flags. We generally use coats of arms for those though, people rarely fly flags of them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flags_and_arms_of_cantons_of_Switzerland#List
Pic related is the best one
>>72307438
I've often argued that Switzerland is the greatest country and I don't feel like playing devil's advocate right now.
>>72315553
hah
>>72315553
delete this
>>72307438
You were blessed by irrelevancy in WW1 & WW2 and nazi gold. The only more non-country than you is Belgium.
And then I'm not saying anything out of spite, if Mussolini wasn't a huge faggot, we would be in a similar position this day
>>72319379
I think Austrians and the Swiss have a bants relationship. We mock Austrians a lot due to the history our countries have, but in the end we share a lot of values.
If I had to decide between living in any bordering country, I'd live in Austria
>>72307996
1) It didn't happen and will not happen.
2) good luck getting a swiss nationality.
>>72316016
if you already did the army in another country switzerland won't be able to conscript you
because of security reasons and also because we don't wantto be accused of stealing other countries soldiers.
well there's a list of countries with which this works. if the country you served under isn't on that list then you'll be conscripted if you're young enough.
>>72307438
Yes.
>T.Direct descendant from Zurich
I'd like a citizenship, my family didn't goof when they came her 300 years ago they just had no idea what the fuck would happen.
>>72317174
I'm not saying you're wrong but since I checked I laughed at how many germancucks and swedes are coming in
and then I cried a little
anyway here's a nice link.
http://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/refugee-crisis_making-sense-of-migration--facts-and-figures/41560118
>>72317626
>>72317224
wtf ? no they can't vote for that.
migrants don't have as many voting rights as us swiss do...
>>72319898
Didn't you guys recently had a vote for some rule on deporting criminal immigrants and unfortunately many voted against it? The cucks in my country celebrated that shit like crazy.
>a fucking square
>>72307438
You guys are pretty cool given you actually had people come over to fight in the Revolutionary War and Civil War.
>>72320392
it was to apply it more strictly, any criminal offense that landed you in jail = you gtfo our country
ofc the french cucks voted against because it's too hard to avoid prison here (it isn't, don't commit crime wtf we have very lax lawas...)
so we still have the law to send back criminals (ticino is doing that a lot) but judges can chose not to apply it for people going to jail for like less than 2 years.
or they just disregard it if the crime wasn't murder
>>72320745
Friend told me the german speaking side of Schweiz is way more based and better then the french one. Guess that might be true then reading this.
>>72315649
>24%
A quarter of your population are not Swiss
How is that OK? They are breeding, and buying up real estate, and changing your culture.
Wake up.
>>72307996
About 1/1000th as harmful in a 99% white country than it would be in Nigmercia or Britistan or wherever.
>>72307438
based country indeed but fucking annoying on pol
>>72318803
Says the guy whose country gave man eating Serena Williams
>>72320958
>>>72307438 (OP)
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>>72325765
This guy again
>>72309996
As a born Swiss, now Australian.
>German - Easy
>French - Easy but only for faggots
>Italian - Only in the extreme south.
>Romunsh - 50,000 people freezing their inbreed dicks off on mountains near Austria. (they have different dialects like 50km apart, that's some serious isolation.)
>>72319527
Don't forget the faggot canton.
>literally a bundle of sticks.
>>72329192
Literally every two or three villages there is a new dialect, and not just in the rumantsch part
>>72329370
Sancht galle!
>>72319527
lol didn't know there were Polacks living in Schaffhausen
Take this Rare Pepe on your adventure.
May Kek bless your soul
>>72329192
Funfact, most Romansh speaking people don't even understand eachother and they can't really teach it in schools anymore because nobody remembers what it's originally supposed to sound like
>>72330106
There are polacks all over switzerland, i know there are some from zürich, bs und bl, gr and a few others :^)
>>72320958
The french speaking side is generally (but not without exceptions) much more left than the german speaking side.
Most of the multi-culti push comes from the cucks in Geneva. Wish we'd just give that canton to France, along with Vaud. We don't need them. Get rid of em
The italian speaking side is wholly irrelevant
>>72307438
YES, Switzerland is by far the greatest country on the face of this earth!
>>72315181
>Not to mention that in order to keep my guns there I would need to take a test every single year with all the continuing education and range training to keep them. Not like I wouldn't pass, but it would get old.
That's completely wrong.
The range exercises are part of the military conscription, that has nothing to do with your right to own private guns.
It's to make sure that every conscript within military age is a marksmen and ready at any time to pick up his rifle and actually hit some shit.
They start that at age 15-16 with the voluntary pre military courses like Jungschützen (joung marksmen) where you learn to shoot and handle your rifle...
>>72307438
it is
>>72317566
The referendum is on the 5th of June.
>>72330386
Yes good first aid kit, give Geneva to France.
French fag here, I have mixed feelings towards Switzerland anyways... You guys keep my family's wealth really nice (we got scared with Hollande's election but y'all got this) but every Swiss I've met was an actual pussy.
We should use the moment for a quick briefing on the civil war in Switzerland.
Where do you guys think the fights will be the most intense?
>pic very related
Some parts of the cities in the north-east already feel like enemy territory.
>>72319294
Almost all public buildings (schools, city halls, hospitals, nursing homes etc...), any public lake/river harbor (larger private ones will at least have the national or cantonal flag up) and mountain tops will fly 3 flags on 3 different poles:
National, Canton and the local community flag.
>>72331250
Meanwhile, France is going to shit and plans to import millions more Algerians and giving them French citizenship right away.
Who's the real pussy?
I have Swiss family on my fathers side. I'm actually going to visit them in May for the first time. Very excited to visit your country.
>>72331250
>>72332304
>>72332304
>>72333775
Meh, medium bantz. We can always purify the bloodlines and still hve a bigger population than your state without a nation sooo.... Pic related
>>72333938
I wasn't banting, my French friend. I was stating the truth.
It's come to the point where you think your own countries real politics are a joke.
>>72334069
>2016
>Taking ANY national-level politics seriously
Wise up my transalpine comrade
>>72330920
lel jsk here is 20 percent shooting and 80 percent fucking around
>>72331481
>literally none where i am
Thank fuck
>>72334314
I'm sorry friend, we actually have a democracy in Switzerland. I understand that you'd be jealous of this.
Enjoy your 1m+ Algerian niggers with French citizenship by 2017.
>>72307438
>most based non country
Fix'd
Its basically just a union between germans french and italians
Hitler didnt care about swiss since they are shit tier we did care about austria tho
Also nothing important came ever from swiss i cant name one invention from the top of my head originated from that "high iq" region haha what failures
>>72331481
>Some parts of the cities in the north-east already feel like enemy territory.
German influence right there.
FUCKING GERMANY!!
>>72334465
I lived in Switzerland. Was best time
>>72335355
>My country consisting of french germans and italians has a lot of german culture in the german part
Swiss intelligence right here
>>72335310
>Its basically just a union between germans french and italians
This is what Germans, French and Italians tell themselves so they can feel like they have any direct part in the success of Switzerland.
Switzerland is extremely nationalistic and extremely non-German, non-French and non-Italian. Every single Swiss person would be atleast slightly offended upon claiming otherwise.
>>72335554
You've never been in Switzerland
>>72335555
How about you stop using our language and culture then? You are the ones profiting from the german engineering meme you wannabe
Nobody would care if you disappeared
>>72307438
how do i into swiss ?
>>72335683
You don't even fucking understand our language, lmao.
Besch öppe es betzeli behenderet, du Kanacke? Wehl doch eifoch weder Merkel, vellecht werds de chli besser Deheime.
>>72307438
bring back Bankengeheimnis
>>72335814
>>72335814
Bist du ein bisschen behindert, du kanacke? Wähl doch einfach wieder merkel vielleicht wors zuhaus ein bisschen besser dann.
So?
>>72335814
>>72335925
Honestly its harder to understand lower german speaking frisians but atleast they arent little pretentious cunts like you.
>>72335925
Yeah it's easy in written language. I know a belgian guy who can translate written Swiss German based on his Dutch knowledge.
The important thing to take away here is that you're a faggot and you should stop acting like Switzerland belongs to its bordering nations.
I thought we got that sorted out 600 years ago when we lynched all the nobility living here.
>>72336274
Alright we do that and you stop using our language and south german culture you can go speak italian or french you little bitches you did never do anything important for our german people no rulers no inventions nothing not even culture.
>>72336412
>switzerland
>using south german culture
You can fuck right off you pretentious cunt
We have fucklots of culture, like schwingen, schellenursli and our trachten
>>72336412
Ok buddy keep being butthurt about us being more successful than you
Did you know we can vote on wether refugee homes are built?
No Swaziland is the greatest.
>>72336559
>more succesful
Sure in claiming intelligence and never using it and stealing other peoples culture and language you are succesful:^)
Haha what a non country no wonder we dont like you here
>>72336569
Jesus
R A R E
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>>72336693
So much butthurt radiating from this post
You're still mad about the nazu gold, huh?
>>72336693
If we merely steal your things and do nothing else, how come we're much better off than you financially, culturally, in education, personal wealth aswell as general quality of life?
Seems like quite the paradox to me
>>72336693
PS
>no wonder we dont like you here
Literally irrelevant because Swiss people have absolutely no reason to ever go to Germany.
German people on the other hand line up to work here and they often leave the country again because they fail to integrate.
Then they leave again. Infact, right now we have more Germans LEAVING the country again because they get bullied so hard, than we have Germans coming into it.
Mostly because they're all pretentious arrogant cunts like you who think we're "little Germany"
>>72336871
>financially
Banking
>culturally
You have no culture
>socially
You havent lost a war and got your politics dictated by another country for 70 years
>>72337042
Most germans dont wanna live in swiss they just come to work a few years and that you guys are unlikeable shitstains is an open secret here in germany which is why dont even live in swiss but in germany and work in swiss
They come for the money
>>72337042
baumarkt - is that no reason? pleb who buys food up north.
will you guys please restrain from making threads like this one, no one has to know how well we are doing here.
>>72336556
>fat grandpas grabbing their balls
>farm boy walking around with a cow bell
>wearing pine cones as a dress
The only Swiss culture that exists is shopping in Germany.
>>72337042
because you're hoarding IS money
dä gschissne dialäkt brucht kei sau usser vilicht kindsgi goofe.
es isch jo nid emol e eigni sproch. jede möngi verstoht das, wiso sött das öbis speziells si?
>>72309969
Hey, now. Take it easy. Some of them are valley Jews.
>>72337042
>>72337042
Also beeing proud that germans leave the country while albanians come in
Haha only the swiss we gladly take our germans back :^)
You wish plus sign.
>half direct democracy (people choose nearly everything)
At some point or another, this WILL bankrupt you. The cognitive dissonance among the average voter is too strong for such a system to be sustainable.
>I want expensive benefits!
>I also want tax cuts!
Also, some things the majority simply should not be able to dictate.
How strong is your constitutional protection of individual liberty?
Can't wait for you smug fucks to blame your self-inflicted trouble on Jews, niggers and the EU.
>>72337398
>Also beeing proud that germans leave the country while albanians come in
You know this only means that Germans are literally worse than Albanians?
Also wasn't your argument just like 5 minutes ago that Switzerland literally consists of only Germans, French and Italians?
And suddenly you're all "Oh, you silly Swiss guy!" and "All Swiss people are unlikable!"?
Why am I even arguing? Life is factually better here. Enjoy your 1.6m refugees and counting while we took about 1000.
>>72307438
you forgot
>guns
>>72337518
>At some point or another, this WILL bankrupt you. The cognitive dissonance among the average voter is too strong for such a system to be sustainable.
>I want expensive benefits!
>I also want tax cuts!
See >>72307996
We've voted on a basic income before and we voted against it.
>>72337336
>implying beer and sausages are culture
calm down m8 you're just jealous
>>72337398
Tell me again about the 1 million refugees you took :^)
>>72337336
>schwingen
>fat grandpas grabbing their balls
get fucked
>>72337586
>saying swiss means they are not german
So saying bavarians or saxons means they are not german too?
Swiss logic again haha
But anyway please make sure that all germans leave your area to come back here so they can help here instead keeping your shithole running
>>72315181
Nah, Switzerland would actually do pretty well with war all around them. Every tunnel and bridge is set to blow (not even kidding) if hostiles try to invade. With all their mountains and terrain, nobody would be able to march through them or invade. I don't know how they'd do with provisions, but if they can blow up their infrastructure to prevent invasion, I'm sure there is some plan.
>>72337636
>muh refugees
Tell me again how you wanna stop them from entering your non country once they are here?
With your "army"? :^)
>>72338011
>With your "army"? :^)
I can't tell if you're joking
Yes, with our army.
https://themuslimissue.wordpress.com/2016/04/16/switzerland-is-prepared-to-put-tanks-on-its-border-with-italy-to-deal-with-muslim-hijrah/
You think it's a joke because you're so cucked, you think it's impossible for an army to actually enact national safety.
Again, enjoy your 1.6m refugees.
>>72337939
>tunnel and bridge
They are not an island you retard
>>72337887
Yeah we'll send em back so they can stop leeching off of us and actually help with your rapefugees
>>72338011
Didn't you see the news of our army deploying panzergrenadiere to our borders :^)
Also, refugees try to travel around switzerland since we take everthing above 1000chf they have
>>72338144
You call that an army cute
Engineer here. Can I move there? How hard is hillbilly german to learn?
I doubt I'll ever really move to a different country but it's fun to think about and Switzerland sounds pretty awesome.
>>72338207
Nigger, are you fucking aware of our geography?
I want to see a refugee crossing the alps or the jura.
>>72338261
Out of shitposting fuel, faggot?
>>72335398
You are not supposed to share your private family pictures on this site Sven. nice flat though.
>>72335555
Watch what you post! You are close to ending a ritual and we shouldn't play around with the power of kek.
>>72335683
We have our "own" language and i like it, despite you Hans making fun of us all the time for sounding "weird", "cute" or straight up retarded. And why do you say German engineering is a meme? Are you a kike? You should be preparing for the war instead, Bilderberg meeting is in Dresden this year and that'd be a huge wake up signal to me.
>>72335902
i wish we could. But ((they)) have different planes for Europe and they don't need Switzerland to hide their shekels anymore.
>>72336412
Hans seriously now calm down. It's Austria who's letting the niggers cross the boarder, we would never do such a thing. You'll see, this summer they get rerouted over Italy to Switzerland to Germany but they will never get to Germany because we will store them in our gold bunkers and later we'll harvest their organs.
>>72336871
To be fair the Germans have lost almost all of their warriors in the war. We all know ((who)) is responsible for Germany's current situation.
>>72336569
just fucking go to hell already
>register somewhere
>choose country by scrolling down a list
>accidentally click Swaziland
>have to reselect list and scroll again
i hate you some much Swaziland
Why are we even fighting against each other? we are sitting in the same boat.
Also German Hans, don't believe what the media told you in the recent years, the Swiss don't dislike the Germans, we hate the Albanians, the Muslims and the usual scum.
>>72337586
We took way more than 1000. Even before the "crisis", Switzerland took around 15'000 Asylum seekers annually.
We are almost as cucked as the Germans, but we got our initiatives so we can clean up once in a while.
>>72338011
alright that's it hans, i know you are a fucking JIDFag! get lost in a oven
>>72338212
>panzergrenadiere
Can you use the french or italian term please? Thank you :^)
>>72337828
true. they were all young once.
i know you love it, balz-ueli abdel nour.
>>72337631
No wonder - this was a no-brainer. But there will be other opportunities for you to fuck up, and at some point you will. There are loads of ways to increase government spending and decreasing its income, and a lot of them are very popular.
Also, if voters aren't dipships who deserve shit politicians representative democracy works plenty well.
For all the hatred I feel for politicians in Norway, they actually reflect the will of the people pretty well in every case except one.
>>72337636
Well at least I don`t buy them at ALDI or REWE like you.
>>72338348
>country funded solely on banking
>Calling others JIDF
Yeah whatever
>>72338440
>Also, if voters aren't dipships who deserve shit politicians representative democracy works plenty well.
You're arguing that half-direct democracy doesn't work on the basis that voters are dipshit.
But when it's about representative democracy, you assume voters aren't dipshits?
leftist doublethink right there, don't do this
>>72338504
What the fuck is REWE?
Our stores are called Coop and Migros fyi
they're pretty quality. ALDI is where the unterschicht goes to buy cheap low quality german food.
>>72338207
>tunnels and bridges are unheard of in a country with a shitton of mountains
>tunnels and bridges are exclusively found on islands
>>72338353
>having no other comebacks
You mad jelly
>>72338504
>implying i don't buy it directly off my local brewer/butcher
>>72307438
Please annex parts of Vorarlberg.
Most of them are decent Jasser.
>>72307438
Yes it is
>>72338685
Comeback for what? You couldnt even argue against that you have no own culture or language that you never archieved anything of importance you money is a product of other peoples work and that german mainly bavarian culture is widespread in the world
How about you try atleast?
>>72338958
1.6 million refugees
Borders unsecured
>>72337448
I usually play as Medic.
>>72338606
Doesn't matter where you buy, you're always paying the Kosher Tax
>>72334465
>Implying we don't already have 3m french-algerian bi-nationals
Joke's on you mountain nigger
>>72338958
Okay lemme see
Wilhelm tell
Helvetia
Hornussen
Schwingen
Zürcher gschnetzlets
Rösti
Carac
Mountaineering
Swiss knifes
Chocolate
Schwyzerörgeli
Alpine farming
And much more
Now tell me, what culture does germany have besides bending over for jamal and sausages :^)
>>72315262
My entire family
>average of an entire nation
Your family's average would probably be higher if your IQ was not the same as the last digit of your year of birth.
>>72307996
Yeah, the leftist retards and niggers want this.
It isn't going to happen. Trust me.
>>72339565
You are using one right now for example you can dig up konrad zuse and suck his (now gone) dick to thank him that you can shitpost here
From cars to space flight everything made possible or highly advanced by germans
Oh yeah chocolate so important haha wow:^) can you be any more meme?
>>72339565
I love how your entire nations national pride is based on some german literature
>>72340053
Guess where the interet got invented, my friend
>>72340198
>wilhelm tell
>german
Get out of my country
>>72340414
Swiss Mennonite here, can I come home now?
>>72340414
The internet is a product of arpanet so US territory
>>72335555
QUADS
U
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>>72340745
If you integrate and bring monies, why not
>>72340789
Eh, fair point
I still haven't heard anything about your culture tho
>>72340789
>The internet is a product of arpanet so US territory
So that's why Gabriel compares laying some cables with the moonlanding.
>Neuland<
You Germans are top keks.
>>72341022
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_inventions_and_discoveries
Its a start but pretty sad you must be one of the few in the world not knowing atleast basic german culture despite living close japanese or the pickelhauben wearing chileneans or even africans who wear old traditional clothing know better than you sad indeed
>highest life expectancy universally
>best university in eyrope (ETH)
>free market economy
>>72341554
I was talking about culture, not inventions, you lederhosen wearing drunkard
I know you guys have some more inventions than we do, but we were busy getting all your money into our banks
>>72341612
>faggots boasting about it
>>72341612
>highest life expectancy
Wouldnt that be okinawans? How does it fit your theory since they are so different in lifestyle are they just better?
>>72341926
Okinawa is not a country, it's a part of japan. High life expectancy is a product of a healthy lifestyle,
>>72341917
It's worth boasting about, especially when faggot Germans claim otherwise
>>72341872
German culture is too big to elaborate it in and chinese hyroglyph board but im from hamburg we have a strong sea culture a lot fish, ships a lot of bakery franzbrötchen dialect and even a little lower german we have own tales like störtebeker and were an important member of the hanse also our city was liked by hitler since he made it bigger with the groß hamburg gesetz also a city known as beautiful to most who visit
>the 3 idiots arguing with each other on a chinese rice trading board
Fremdschämen
america is the greatest, germany is the best.
also sunshine-live.de is the best radio in the world
>>72342995
>not knowing Trance.fm
too bad it was shut down 2 weeks ago.
I love Switzerland. The winter I spend there were awesome, their guns are nice and those gun laws make me jealous as fuck. And why is the chocolate so good? The regular chocolate tastes better than most expensive german chocolate.
>>72343344
also swiss weed is fire
