> Kasich and Rubio have delegates
Did he do it to get laid?
Does this mean Trump is going to make Kasich the vp.
Uh... he picked the best candidate to complement him and pick up voters. Fiorina has some aspects in common with Trump as a tough, sharp, business savvy executive so he's hoping to peel off Trump voters. Obviously not going to work though.
>>72296480
>knows he cant win
>trying desperately just to stop trump reaching candidacy
>last act of desperation is to pick fiorina because:
>last stand is in california
>fiorina knows people in silicone valley
>she has destroyed companies there
Pretty sure Kasich and Rubio understand it is political suicide to become the eventual losers VP pick.
I also wonder if the RNC's plan is to have Kasich pledge his delegates to Cruz at the last minute.
trump should make bernie the cucked vp, give him no power but let him be a mouthpiece that brings in all the votes
he can sell it, he will win for sure
>>72296480
Idk but this is possibly the dumbest move I've seen during an election year in a long time.
>>72296480
because she threatened to spill the beans about his horndog adventures.
Carly is a narcissist and saw her opportunity.
>>72296480
She's a woman. He made the same mistake McCain did. It's ogre.
Because he's a fucking dumbass who think pandering to women will save him, despite the fact he is far past the point of saving.
>>72296480
>Fiorina has some aspects in common with Trump as a tough, sharp, business savvy executive
>Fiorina
>sharp or business savvy
Ted Cruz is a sofa king we todd did
>business savvy
She fucked up at HP so bad they fired her.
She has not held another CEO position since.
Trump ignored her and she was lucky. Now she's gonna get both barrels.
>>72296668
>Business Savvy
She almost drove HP into the ground. She was terrible at her job. The day after she got canned HP stock rose 7%.
>>72297281
I know right?
When was the last time a candidate announced their VP pick during the primaries (not to mention while they were losing and were mathematically eliminated)?
>>72297209
Luckily it won't work since Trump will easily win enough delegates in the coming weeks (with most of them coming from New Jersey and California, not to mention I think he's gonna win Indiana since he does great in open primaries).
>>72296480
>donates 500k to her campaign mysteriously early on in the race
>chooses her as vp although no clear advantage
fishy as fuck
>>72297376
This. As much as I like Fiorina, this definitely seems like pandering. Very low energy attempt, too.
>>72296480
a few reason I guess:
>poll numbers dropping
>need to grab headlines after GBTFO yesterday
>mathematically eliminated, nothing left but to play the spoiler role
>reverse psychology: to force Trump to announce his VP pick
>>72297790
>liking that Skank Carly
How and why did MIT manage to graduate her is beyond me.
A Trump/Cruz race would've been the right wing's best option. Sadly they had to go to war against each other instead.
>>72297376
fucking gay but roll
>>72297999
Cruz would have held Trump down like Paul Ryan held down Romney even further.
After seeing the rat's conduct I'm glad he's nowhere near the ticket because I'm convinced he would have killed the Don.
>>72296480
How is it that so many people here don't know that there was a $500k payment made to Fiorina's campaign after one of the women they claim Ted was fucking jumped from his team over to hear camp?
It's FUCKING HUSH MONEY AND HE'S PUTTING CARLY ON THE TICKET TO KEEP HIS SECRET.
Not only that, but the money paid also violated campaign donation regulations, but since the GOP wants Lyin' Ted to stay in the game a while longer, they won't talk about it.
Read up, folks, there's a lot more going on here than most realize.
>>72296480
Fiorina knows about the mistresses or is one, threatened to go public if Cruz didn't make her his VP.
>>72297773
some more on the donation-real shifty shit
http://lawnewz.com/uncategorized/mysterious-case-of-ted-cruz-pacs-half-million-donation-to-help-carly-fiorina/
She is one of his 5 concubines
>>72297376
show me my wizard shit
>>72298363
I think this all goes back to one of the women Ted banged working for Fiorina or something - this deal stinks - the $500'000 payout stinks - the whole think stinks!
>>72298261
>>72298370
http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/ted-cruz-hush-money-carly-fiorina-sex-scandal-affair-sarah-isgur-flores/
The supposed mistress worked on Fiorina's campaign
>>72297376
r0ll
>>72296480
She has business experience like trump and a vagina like hillary.
A better question is, why did he bother announcing it?
>>72297376
You're a wizard, Harry
>>72297376
Make Me American Again
>>72296480
>Did he do it to get laid?
Yes. Cruz can't control his missile.
>>72298363
Use some shitty no name site when's there's tons of reputable links other than that. Nice site brah.
>>72297376
invisible wizard roll
>>72300051
FUCK i always knew i was a jew
>>72296480
>Why her?
Some crazy notion that the right could pull the women's vote, when women are mostly leftist.
It would be better to get someone that could disenfranchise the leftist feminist vote first and restoring women to what they used to be before they could start fielding a woman to be VP or POTUS.
>>72297376
meme
>>72296480
She's from California. This is a desperation move to block Trump from getting the nomination. Also, she's a woman. He wants the female vote, like McCain did with Palin, although that strategy clearly doesn't work.
>>72297376
my wizard
>>72296480
He did it because it is now impossible for him to win without a brokered convention. He is hoping it helps him pick up some steam and the end so he will be close enough that it won't cause an uproar if they hand him the nomination.
>>72298185
This.
Cruz is pure sleaze.
>>72297376
Trump will win anyway, roll.
>picking a woman even stupider than sarah palin as your veep
Fironia sucks a mean cock. she's an inept ass who ran a company into the ground and multiple failed political runs, but she can suck a rich old jew's cock like nobody's business!
>>72297376
39 get
>>72297376
500k. I learned to day
>>72298185
How does it violate donation regulations, and how do you know he paid a half mil to her campaign?
>>72297376
super homo but sure
>>72296480
>Why did he pick her?
Because he knows he's going to lose.
>>72297376
rollin for something good
>>72297376
>tfw you can't be trump
>>72297376
rollin nigger
>>72305839
>tfw I actually became Trump
Lmao, he picked the fucking android wearing a human skinsuit.
Also she sucks at business. she was picked as an anti-trump, but let's face it, cruz isn't gonna be the nominee
if trump picks kasich that would be a really strong ticket though
>>72296480
Because she is a sexy goddess....
>>72297261
Bernie would never agree to this. He even stated he wouldn't accept a place in Hillary's administration.
>>72296480
The woman vote. He knows women are retarded and vote for women simply because they are women. She would also be the first female vice president, no?
>>72297376
I think it's because he just wants to Fuck her
>>72297376
tripleposting for a wizard
>>72297376
wew lad
>>72306187
>she ran as a presidential nominee
>barely got any votes
>somehow she is going to generate a huge female vote in a lesser position
>>72297376
WIRELESS WIZZAAARRD
Ted Cruz is a good Republican.
He realized that Donald Trump was going to win and he is now doing everything he can to support Trump.
The fist thing he has to do now is to 'fall on his sword' and throw all his supporters over to Trump. The selection of Fiorina will immediately end his real campaign and he can still use the woman aspect of his choice to help Trump fight Hillary.
It really is a brilliant political move and Trump will be looking for a VP soon enough. Cruz has now shown his loyalty and willingness to do everything he can for Trump and the Republican party.
>>72306798
>and he can still use the woman aspect of his choice to help Trump fight Hillary
explain
>>72306798
>Cruz has now shown his loyalty and willingness to do everything he can for Trump and the Republican party.
AHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>72296668
But Fiorina lost badly when she ran for senate in California, and that's the biggest delegate prize of them all going forward.
>>72297376
come on snake penis
Her?
Fiorina is better than Palin, at least she's not stupid. But isn't this just the same kind of stretch McCain made picking Palin? Just a last ditch effort to stir up something when the game is pretty much over?
>>72297999
Cruz exposed himself as a demonic two-faced little rat. I don't want him anywhere near a position of power.
>>72306798
The thumbnail made it look like she had the 'just' haircut.
Someone needs to shop that
This is his last ditch effort to win Indiana. If he can win Indiana, he will potentially stop trump from a guaranteed first ballot win. Otherwise, it's over and I suspect he will drop out.
>>72296480
He did it to help him in California and to get the Republican women that dislike Trump.
>>72297376
Want wizardo
he playing the women card
>>72297376
aye
>>72296480
He picked her so that the two most annoying candidates with the worst personalities and most irritating voices could make America pay for BTFO of Cruz in favor of Trump.
>>72307950
When her hair was growing back after chemo.
In February 2009, Fiorina was diagnosed with stage II breast cancer. She underwent a double mastectomy[349][350] at Stanford Hospital in March 2009, followed by chemotherapy, which caused her to temporarily lose her hair, and later radiation therapy.[351] She was given "an excellent prognosis for a full recovery.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carly_Fiorina
>>72297376
MAGA!!
>>72301103
You're saying that as if martinez isn't the perfect vp for Trump
>>72308587
If only someone could've used Chemo on HP to stop the cancer know as Carly...
>>72297999
This.
>>72296668
Lolwat she fired every employee from Compaq and practically drive HP into the ground. She is not business savvy plus she's anti feminist so she won't get women's votes.
Cruz "picked" her because she's the only one stupid enough to partner with him
Cruz must be getting desperate with his woman card.
Bringing out the big guns now.
>>72310528
You lost little girl?
>>72296480
>mccain obviously going to lose to hip young nig
>tries to get female vote by picking female vp
>fails horribly
>rato obviously going to lose to god emperor trump
>tries to get female vote by picking female vp
i wonder how this is going to turn out....
>>72297376
rek
>>72297376
Awooooo
>>72306996
this
>>72297376
rollin
>pick 3 sandwiches
>>72297376
rollerolli rollerolli i want the formulolli
>picks the dogfood muncher
top kyk, boogerman and dogfood muncher
>>72297554
Not a fan of Fiorina, but stocks rising doesn't mean that a company won't go down the drain. Stocks fall and rise for stupid reasons, the whole market is just brokers being nervous shits because of high cocaine consumption rates.
>>72297376
Alright I'll bump the thread.
>>72296480
Cruz doesn't need delegates or votes to get elected President, silly goy.
He's going to need some pussy on tap in the White House tho.
>>72296480
Not only is there too much bad blood between Kasich and Trump for him to be VP but choosing any establishment candidate as VP basically sets himself up for assassination.
Why is this witch talking about "crony capitalism"?
Wasn't she the shit CEO who canned everybody before she got kicked out the door?
>>72310867
I am now a penis wizard. I can work with this.
The Mysterious Case of Ted Cruz PAC’s $1/2 Million ‘Donation’ to Help Carly Fiorina
http://lawnewz.com/uncategorized/mysterious-case-of-ted-cruz-pacs-half-million-donation-to-help-carly-fiorina/
>>72297376
Rol
>>72297376
Let's do this.
>>72297376
This anon is correct.
>>72297038
Nobody who has been employed by her is going to vote for her. I've not met a single employee in one of her companies that thought she was anything other than a disaster.
>>72311064
She knows what she's talking about.
>>72311922
What did she do?
Trump will eventually get 1242 delegates and all was for nothing
I admire his ability to live in this much denial though
>mfw I just found this out
holy shit, talk about self fucking destruction.
Fiorina is probably the most unlikable cunt in political history, and is an absolute retard at business with a fucking abysmal record.
>>72296480
>desperation(Cruz is mathematically eliminaTED)
>Sarah Isgur Flores(Cruz possibly fucked Carly's campaign advisor)
>bought by Ted(Carly got $500K for her campaign from Cruz campaign PAC back in September for no reason; FTC is investigating)
>Woman's Card
>>72297846
>>reverse psychology: to force Trump to announce his VP pick
I honestly think this is all they are going for, pressure Trump into making a major blunder by selecting someone hastily.
>>72296668
Nope.
http://www.treasurymeninaction.com/how-carly-fiorina-destroyed-bell-labs/
Just a bid to get headlines since the media would have talked nonstop about Trump otherwise. Cruz decided to do something unusual and pick a running mate during a primary.
Probably because she's kinda hot
I'd fuck her senseless
>>72312584
To be fair most rich people murdered at least someone once. Not even talking about hiring someone to do it or indirect through job cuts etc.
>>72312412
>yfw this was the timeline of Fiorina as HP CEO
>>72297376
ROLL THEM
DICE
>>72311055
Ann Coulter says Kris Kobach as VP makes Trump assassination proof.
>>72312740
Okay? But that doesn't make it right.
>>72312762
Yeah, but what has she done to accomplish that amount of failure? Did she sell half the ink for double the prize or something?
>>72312901
>in the middle of the biggest merger in Computer History (HP + Compaq) making HP the leading brand in Home PC manufacuring.
this caused the big spike, but that would have happened with any CEO, since the plans for that merger pre-dates her time as CEO.
but then she fucked it all up by forcing a new culture on the HP workfloor
" Because of changes to HP's culture, and requests for voluntary pay cuts to prevent layoffs (subsequently followed by the largest layoffs in HP's history), employee satisfaction surveys at HP—previously among the highest in America—revealed "widespread unhappiness" and distrust."
>>72312901
moreover:
the board brought back Tom Perkins and forced Fiorina to resign as chair and chief executive officer of the company. The company's stock jumped 6.9 percent on news of her departure, adding almost three billion dollars to the value of HP in a single day.
>>72297376
Rollong
>>72297376
yessir
ROLLLING Ted is a sinking ship.
>>72297376
Roll the dubs>>72297376
>>72297999
cruz is a j*w
>>72297376
Rolleroni
>>72297376
98 get
>>72297376
make wizards American again
>>72297376
let see
>>72319455
got dubbs, I choose money
I don't think this will make a single difference for Ted, Trump has no horse face fans to lose anyway. He pissed them off a long time ago and has not needed them either.
>>72310322
Underrated
>>72312901
Carly Fiorina destroyed Lucent/Bell Labs
>Researchers working at Bell Labs are credited with the development of radio astronomy, the transistor, the laser, the charge-coupled device (CCD), information theory, the operating systems Unix, Plan 9, Inferno, and the programming languages C, C++, and S. Eight Nobel Prizes have been awarded for work completed at Bell Laboratories.
>>72297846
>need to grab headlines after GBTFO yesterday
What happened?
>>72297376
