This dude walks up to you in the club and slaps your girls ass and says "this pussy belongs to the english crown"
what do?
Throw his tea into the ocean.
call up my boys and tar and feather him
>>72295802
Your goddamn right.
Politely ask him to stop.
Call up my boy Sam Adams and run him out of town
>>72295802
>>72295802
>>72295846
>>72295887
>>72295731
Muster the local Militia, its time to kill some redcoats.
god damn that uniform is stylish
why were we born too late to witness imperial battle in fabulous technicolor
>>72295731
Fucking lobsterback
>>72295731
Dump his tea in the harbor, then say "fuck the king" and declare my independance.
>>72296000
>>72296018
>>72296028
>>72296047
>>72295731
better you than that nigger jamal
>>72295731
Tie him to a tree, cut his face, and then leave him to the animals.
>>72296114
Take him to an african village- scream witch.
beady eyed anglos are not allowed in this fine establisment
>>72295958
>>72295988
>>72296016
>>72296054
>>72296096
Why
Also do irish count as anglo? Ive always wondered how /pol/ views me as all irish with green eyes, black hair from being 1/8th cherokee
>>72296208
>>72296163
I would request that he post rare karens
>>72296211
Because "patriots" don't deserve well written posts. We'd be better off if Britain ruled us again.
>>72296289
>>72295731
Remind him that I'm The Honorable David Davidson, son of hereditary peer.
>>72296211
I thought Irish were heavily mixed Celtic
>>72295731
I take my gun. He runs to take refuge on the island.
Comply, of course. Rules are rules.
>>72295731
Go all revolution on his ass.
>>72295731
I dump his tea in the fountain outside.
Take out my CCW aka: Kentucky Long Rifle and shoot him...
>>72295731
Shoot him from the tree line while he is marching down a hemmed in road with his band of faggot brits.
>>72295731
>>72296412
Have you seen the UK? think before you speak you gigantic fagnigger.
>>72296412
But why dod you write out a post for me then? Do you consider me a patriot?
Also, although i like brittan, i disagree.
>>72295731
call him BEADY and ask help from my aryan friends.
>>72296412
fuck off traitor
>>72296981
How'd it go with those islands bruh
>>72296981
Hello my fellow white Aryan friend
FREEEEEDDOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!
[1776 intensifies]
>>72297098
You think the North of New Zealand is civilised? That's where all the immigrants live. The south Island has a significantly lower savage to non-savage ratio.
>>72296906
Funny because all of the modern leftist bullshit has always stemmed from the Jewish media in California. Kek.
>muh freedom of religion
:)
Yeah, I think we would've been better off under British governance, don't you think my fellow American?
Besides, worshipping a criminal's rebellion is something a nigger would do. All of you patriots acted like niggers, and still do.
>>72296412
TRAITOR
R
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>>72295731
Nothing. He's correct.
>>72297253
Limey bastard red coat confirmed
Get the hell off this board before I summon the founding fathers
Hello my wonderful subjects.
I bid you fine greetings to all of you in Great Britain, the Commonwealth and beyond.
It has come to my attention that there is a certain amount of negativity surrounding the group of people who we collectively call the 'Anglos'.
There are some, some who refer to themselves as 'Aryans' who have pledged themselves and it made it their lifes work to destroy us - brave words. I've heard them before, from dozens of countries across all five continents, since long before you were created. But, now they are all Anglo.
Aryan minds are such fragile things. How could they forget me so quickly? We were very close, us and them.
They can still feel our bombs.
Furthermore their cultural and technological distinctiveness was unremarkable. They were unworthy of joining the Commonwealth; Why assimilate a people that would detract from perfection?
Those who join the Commonwealth are more than friends - they are family. You like having family, don't you? Surrendering to us turns us all into family. In fact, it brings us so close together.
Those countries who have been blessed by an Anglo presence are unlike others settled by other more inferior empires such as the ETERNAL FRANK and the UNCEASING SPANIARD.
Leave behind your trivial, selfish lives and be reborn with a greater purpose. Let us deliver your countries from chaos - into order.
t.Queen Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God Queen of this Realm and of Her other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith.
>>72296960
Understand, retard, that was only a fraction of what I could've blasted back at you.
Now fuck off back to your shit school, poorfag.
>>72297414
Ah finally, Daddy's arrived. We need some back up here by the way.
>>72297253
Parliament system is inferior to our Democratic Republic, if it was great then countries following your system would be great.
>>72296843
FUCK YEAH
>>72295947
That's 12 out of 10
>>72297656
Good yank, die for uncle Nigel
>>72297736
You fool, your system was copied off from the U.K. Do you really think you're some unique special snowflake government?
Ahahahaha, Ooh I've heard it all. Our government branches back to the Magna Carta. And to think that we truly had something completely different from any other country, is outrageously hilarious. Pfffft ahahahaha.
>>72297736
No governmental system or people could ever be as inferior as the American who still believes he has any semblance of freedom.
Our magna carta is the basis for the freedom you cherish so dear and our parliamenr system (Headed by Your Majesty) is copied the world over.
>>72297923
>>72297948
>>72297951
Hello insignificant worms. Your tone displeases me. You are naught but puppets to me and the might of my redcoats.
>>72298034
Our system was inspired by Rome, like yours, except we did it correctly.
>>72298080
Don't waste your energy, Dad. These fools should just grovel in their own filthy, far-fetched delusions.
It's really funny just to see these ants talk about what they call, "freedom".
>>72298080
You'll never get away with it you perfidious soccer watching villains!
>>72298315
Freedom is subjective, we just chose a more competent ruler to be free under.
>>72298315
Wait a minute...you're none other than Benedict Arnold!
Eat lead lobsterback.
>>72295731
Go outside and then ambush him in the parking lot and shoot him in the back from behind a tree.
>>72298428
Oh please, you ended up with something worse. You're all just like the frogs who wanted a king to rule over them. So you know what? They get a log as their king. And when that didn't suit them, they wanted something "better." So you know what happened then? A crane came and ate up all the little patriots who wanted a new ruler to rule over them! :)
And look at you all now, you all inhabit a place of scum and degeneracy. Careful what you wish for, patriot, you may get what you want and even more.
Which suffice to say, means you wouldn't like the more part.
>>72297948
Count again nigga
gib malvinas
>>72298879
>gib
This is why you will never be white. The white man takes what he wants.
>>72298752
Every place has scum and Degeneracy, the UK isn't absent from human nature either. As for a monarchy system I believe we made a point that it was in the way of that shining city that has come to represent the American dream. To succeed where others have failed and to start again in the new world.
>>72295731
Throw his ass into the Boston harbor after getting shitfaced and stealing an Indian headress
>>72298879
Quiet, Lesser Falklander.
It is only a matter of time before my agents completely subvert and destroy your country.
Your people exist only to die by my hand.
>>72295802
FPBP
>>72296211
the worst of the Celts
stay jealous of Scotland.
>>72295731
Tell that batte to go back to his fish and chips.
>>72297253
Holding the stock like it's a damn fudd rifle triggers me.
I will not stand by while everything that is mine is taken from me
GIVE ME THE PUSSY
OR GIVE ME DEATH
*fixes bayonet*
>>72295731
Revolution
>>72295731
Ambush him in the parking lot and scalp his ass so the British authorities think indians did it.
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
SEND HER VICTORIOUS
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS
LONG TO REIGN OVER US
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>72299083
Ahahahaha, my boy, there was barely any scum and degeneracy when America never existed. In fact it was because of America that it has existed. We were all just fine living under British authority, actually alot better then the modern shitshow you have now.
Hell, it would've been the best damned thing if the Empire was still intact, we probably would've been in space colonizing now but of course you fuckers had to ruin it.
And now the rest of the Anglosphere calls us faggots for what we did. I hate patriots, I hate you so much.
I wish I could just disassociate myself with this bastardization of a flag and move out to the motherland freely but I can't because I'm stuck here and I have to fill out forms to move there since we're of course different citizens, not citizens of the Crown.
If I could, I would burn the biggest American flag there was and piss on it to wither out the fire along with every British Commonwealth friend I have.
LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY
MOTHER OF THE FREE
HOW SHALL WE EXTOL THEE
WHO ARE BORN OF THEE
WIDER STILL AND WIDER
SHALL THEY BOUNDS BE SET
GOD WHO MADE THEE MIGHTY
MADE THEE MIGHTIER YET
GOD WHO MADE THEE MIGHTY
MADE THEE MIGHTIER YET
>>72299793
>>72299990
Beautiful.
AUSTRALIANS LET US ALL REJOICE
FOR WE ARE YOUNG AND FREE
WEVE GOLDEN SOIL AND WEALTH FOR TOIL
OUR HOME IS GIRT BY SEA
OUR LAND ABOUNDS IN NATURES GIFT
OF BEAUTY RICH AND RARE
IN HISTORYS PAGE LET EVERY STAGE
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR
IN JOYFUL STRAINS THEN LET US SING
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR
GOD OF NATIONS AT THY FEET
IN THE BONDS OF LOVE WE MEET
HEAR OUR VOICES WE ENTREAT
GOD DEFEND OUR FREE LAND
GUARD PACIFICS TRIPLE STAR
FROM THE SHAFTS OF STRIFE AND WAR
MAKE HER PRAISES HEARD AFAR
GOD DEFEND NEW ZEALAND
>>72295731
No tapping without representation!
>>72295731
"At least you're not a nigger."
IN DAYS OF YORE FROM BRITAINS SHORE
WOLFE THE DAUNTLESS HERO CAME
AND PLANTED FIRM BRITANNIAS FLAG
ON CANADAS FAIR DOMAIN
HERE MAY IT WAVE OUR BOAST OUR PRIDE
AND JOINED IN LOVE TOGETHER
THE THISTLE, SHAMROCK, ROSE ENTWINED
THE MAPLE LEAF FOREVER
>>72296546
Hey, you hold his arms down and I'll punch him in the dick and take his wallet.
Rumor around the block is that she is huge whore
>>72297128
we got betrayed by the indian (chilean) and frankish scum :^)
RISE O VOICES OF RHODESIA
GOD MAY WE THY BOUNTY SHARE
GIVE US STRENGTH TO FACE ALL DANGER
AND WHERE CHALLENGE IS TO DARE
GUIDE US LORD TO WISE DECISION
EVERY OF THY GRACE AWARE
OH LET OUR HEARTS BEAT BRAVELY ALWAYS
FOR THIS LAND WITHIN THY CARE
Please post more gadsden. I'm collecting.
>>72300476
If I were in power I would make sure your ghost will be a tourist attraction at the Tower of London 200 years from now for that comment
>>72295731
>>72296546
then you get invaded by krauts and beg us for help
>>72299091
>painted body
that's some fucking skill desu
>>72300876
Canada will be the first to join the fight along Britain
>>72295731
Brandish the nearest fork at him
>>72299929
K bro
>>72295731
Say that slavary is illegal in the Empire
>>72300953
Indeed...brexit is coming up in 2 month :3
>>72296981
Nice try friend
>>72301210
Maybe we can finally get around to improving trade between our countries?
>>72299929
>become citizen of canada
>get commonwealth visa free travel to UK,NZ and AUS
Its time to come home lol
>>72301411
Post brexit that will be happening.
visa free travel plans for UK AUS CAN and NZ ONLY! to live work and holiday to each respective nation freely.
Will be cool to see more shitposters and leafs and kiwis in the city.
>>72300953
>>72301210
Oh boy, I can't wait. An independent Britain will be twice as stronger than the EU combined, I feel it will assuredly move upwards in its advancement without being lagged behind like the stupid continental EU goyim sheeple.
>>72301443
Canadian bacon is one of the highest ranked bacons globally..only one that comes close is Ayrshire bacon which is scottish
>>72295731
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>72301502
we are JUSt slightly more powerful than france
but #1 for military strength in the EU...once we are on our own and america isnt footing the bill for nato we will be forced to re militarize once more...gonna be epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMwGX7ftBoo
>>72301416
Takes a long time though.
>>72301501
We must send the most racist citizens from every corner of the commonwealth to our major cities. Australian shitposters and redneck albertans will be send to London, Vancouver, Auckland and chase away all the non whites.
It's time for the eternal Anglo to live up to it's reputation, the world calls us racist then let us show it how racist we are.
>>72301502
You must go back to the lsd system, decimalised currency is too easy for the Africans and Pakis to understand.
>>72301676
Yeeeeeessssss, British superiority once more. I'll go to Britain and join your military so we can free Yurop from the faggotry of the EU.
>>72301593
We can trade some bacon for some Britishers to settle here.
>>72301210
Don't do it. After all Obama said it's a bad idea and to not do what he says would be racist
>>72301813
That is what the poles in london are for lol
They get a pass because they are white and flew alot of the spitfires in the war
We have now welfare reforms and immigration laws passed
you must earn over 35k a year AND pass a strict English exam or else you get deported IF you are a NON EU citizen.
those of ancestral heritage have more lax laws..that covers burgers
>>72295731
I would fall into line. Don my redcoat, fix my bayonet and shout "God save the Queen!".
And also shout: 'Cry God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'
>>72301883
Screw Europe, they insist Britain will fail without them? Let their people watch Britain flourish without the parasite called Europe holding her back, let the people of Europe see what they will never achieve being a slave to the EU
>>72301813
I won't be American for much longer, Canuck.
>>72301883
When the EU collapses it will devolve into war over land disputes a few decades after
all help is appreciated
>>72302006
Daddy has always been the watchdog of Europe. Don't you want to save them and tell them in their face, "I told you so."?
>>72301983
I'll never move back to the old country until there is a free and independent Wales
>>72302009
I thought I was replying to a Brit, you should take that as a compliment
>>72301974
we have never responded well to threats or bullying..he just pissed alot of people off and our media pointed his arrogance and hypocrisy out
>pic related
>>72295958
Loyalist scum detected
>>72296726
But that wouldn't work unless other countries helped you.
>>72302117
lol good luck with that...wales is english clay now
>>72302114
Why waste a penny on another war with them? Europe will never learn, they're doomed to fight a pointless war over Germany every once in a while.
>>72302147
I do take it as a compliment, thankyou.
>>72302276
next time we finish the job
>>72302283
Come home white man
>>72302276
Yeah, I suppose you're right. Better to let them die off to their own stupidity and realize in the end their own faults.
>>72296412
Must be a nigger to be longing for a master this badly.
Did I hear some tyranny?
>>72295802
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>72302428
Chiefly, I need to have money to move out plus I need to able to drive to the airport, and those are very far out from here and I'm not very good at driving as I'm a nervous wreck when doing it.
But I'll come eventually, cousin Canuck.
>>72302507
Better your own to reign over you, than a foreign Jew
God save the queen
>>72297098
You think that part of South Africa is semi civilized? You need to remove that a paint western cape yellow and Cape Town green.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/american-writes-to-the-queen-asking-her-to-take-back-control-of-the-us-because-presidential-a6697661.html
This seems to be a growing trend coming out of america.
>This pussy is Republican owned.
Then rig his car.
>>72302507
I don't give a shit, honestly to me its better to be a kid under your parent's support then a full fledged adult with responsibilities.
I'll have all the fun in the world, while you "patriots" go fight a war with Father. :)
>>72295802
as always has and always been, FPBP
>>72302255
We really should have genocided the celts when we had the chance
>>72295731
Have a laugh and then don muh heritage uniform of a Prussian infantryman
>>72302006
Very good post, m8. The thing that grinds my gears is that the media conflate "Europe" and "EU". THEY ARE NOT THE FUCKING SAME.
The EU is a political entity. Europe is a geographical area and has fuck all to do with the EU. I love Europe. But HATE the EU. In addition to my native language (English), I speak fluent German and Spanish. My French is a bit shitty, but I can converse with ease, even though I mangle the verbs. I'll say it again: I love Europe. The pinnacle of culture.
I'll be voting to leave the EU. It's a fucking communist pile of shit.
UK is one of the "big three" - UK, France and Germany. Italy is close. When we leave, the whole mess will fail. It will be like tipping dominoes stacked to fall.
I don't trust my fellow Bongs to vote out of this shit. We Bongs are naturally cautious. It's simply national character. There are loads of voters who just think that the status quo is comfy enough, so why change anything?
I'll be voting to leave.
>>72303552
im leaving also
i want to be proud of my flag once more.
>>72303552
The out crowd is far more motivated than the in crowd, Although I believe sentiment to be pretty even out supporters are more likely to vote.
I have faith
>>72295731
Send him packing to Yorktown, or back to cuckada
>>72297253
That's a Japanese Type 96 LMG
Dumping Gadsden's
Every Brit I've met was an insufferable cunt/faggot hell bent on destroying America.
Fuck the British
>>72303891
Why hello there /k/ :)
>>72295731
Tell him to spare my girl's son
>>72295731
SHALL
>>72295731
I'd take the lime and juice it into my drink. Lime usually goes in Gin and Tonics, but we can make a bloody marry today.
>>72304648
NOT
>>72299091
>eu4 unit model
>>72299929
Stay in the US lad
>shitty weather and people in UK
>nothing in canada
>australia and new zealand are irrelevant
>>72304916
>shitty weather in the UK
Wanna switch?
>>72304916
>shitty weather
Dad I live in Louisiana, it's shit here compared to there. As for shitty people, I deal with that all the time, or have dealt with rather.
As long as I can hold on to a job over there I'll be fine. Even if it means lying about my political beliefs to fit in and not get fired.
>nothing in canada
This is true, I'm only going to use Canada as a central hub for my transporting between N.A. and Yurop.
>Australia and New Zealand are irrevelant
Not necessarily, although, I wouldn't want to live in them as they're essentially Louisiana magnified to the 10th power.
>>72305360
we need more white stock..come over man..your accent will get you laid
>>72305550
I doubt it.
Unless you're unironically serious.
>>72305811
works that way m8
british accent works on women in america
american accent works on english girls
the french canadian accent has the same effect
its a novelty m8 girls like it.
yank girls think a british accent is sophisticated and educated...brit girls think the yank accent is manly and alpha "mug guns" etc
>>72296412
you nearly made me choke on my burger with that statement you berncuck.
>>72295731
