Countries without friends on /pol/:
>Brazil
>New Zealand
>Canada
>Turkey
Who else?
>>72274301
India, Mexico
murika
ireland
>>72274504
We are both hated and liked. You on the other hand...
>>72274301
We have Paraguay and Uruguay but they probably don't count since most of them are Brazilian diaspora (especially in Paraguay)
>>72274301
Poland. Nobody likes those faggots
America. I'd say Israel but you guys brought them to the sole superpower status on here. It's all you ever do
>>72274301
Australia? I think Peru too
>>72275441
I would leave this board if it wasn't for Shitpostia, desu.
>>72275244
>Canadians easily worst posters on /pol/
>says we have no friends
Don't forget why you're on the list faggot
>>72275138
fuck off bosnishit, i love /pol/es
i wish i had friends
Every country, this place is a thunderdome, you come here, fight other people, download memes, then leave (for couple hours)
>>72275583
Because you won't have anybody not suck the ugly zio cock you do
>>72274301
Fuck off you cuck, Brazil is one of the most based country, as for NZ, and Canada has a beautiful, smart and lucky man as PM.
>>72274791
>>72275794
I'm your friend brazil
>>72275828
fight me faggot 1v1
>>72275828
>then leave (for couple hours)
>(couple hours)
Did you mean a couple minutes?
The only time i leave /pol/ is when i go get something in the kitchen
>>72275995
Not today lad. My wife's boyfriend is coming. I have to clean my shed
>>72275964
Cringy French sarcasm detected
Le LOL
Not even Brazil is friends with Brazil, what to expect?
>tfw your big bro Australia is taller and more popular than you
>>72276202
Get the fuck out of my country
>>72275964
>being able to call anybody a cuck
>saying weed man is smart and beautiful
>>72275794
zika-chan loves you
>>72276071
How's the Brazil NEET life?
>>72276071
No time for bunda?? Why live!
what about russia lol?
>>72276881
I wuv u
>>72274434
>implying i want to be friends with pakis and street shitters.
>>72274301
Canada and NZ are our mates
>>72275583
best friends?
>>72277034
We've had worst...
>>72276638
Pretty good actually, sincemy family is quite well off
>>72276638
No neetbux here sir. If you don't come from a rich family you're fucked.
>>72275836
America could be your bro on here, but you guys ruin it by being cunts and
JUST
A
FUCKING
LEAF
India and Israel.
>>72274301
UK. England specifically. Everyone hates us.
Sometimes feels bad. But generally, fuck off, we don't give a shit. Hate as much as you can; it feeds our strength.
My wife, kids and my cat like me and everyone else can fuck off. Except Portugal and Poland.
>>72274301
>nz has no friends
>>72274301
>thinking you can be friends with pixels
>>72277102
<3
>>72274434
This.
>>72277257
:3 ill be your friend little bro
>>72275828
You're here forever
>>72276881
>Belarus
>Serbia
You have a few russiabro
>>72277299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktQOLO4U5iQ
B
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>>72274301
Nobody has friends on this board, everyone hates everyone
>>72277210
Fuck off Roach boi
>>72277299
Post coordinates of nearest DSE.
>>72276202
>>72276350
hahahah
Made me kek
>>72276999
Lol your country is a joke on pol. One of the worst insults for an american here is that they might be mexican.
we have no friends, only allies
>>72277102
>>72277294
Oh shit, I usually shit on merchants but he just sold you a fucking burn.
SICK BANTZ TBBQHDESU
>>72275138
Hungarians and Poland are brothers on here.
>>72274791
>Paraguay
>friend
them being rape babies of us don't make them diaspora kek, they hate us
>>72277677
How are you doing today,greatest ally?
>>72277799
I like both Polacks and Magyars. Not that it matters that much, but hey.
NIGER posters are the worst.
>>72277799
Brothers forever <3
also, why is this bosnian fuck shit talking us? i bet he's a mudslime or some shite, true bosnian Serbs like us ;p
>>72277677
oh stop it, everyone knows we're friends, just think of the good times <3
>>72277665
But most of you are mexicans tyrone.
>>72277420
Wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF3NuacV9q4
Best friends indeed.
h-here
>>72278122
>>72277677
B-but muh greatest ally
Why don't I have any friends?
>>72274301
>New Zealand
wot, also india
>>72278171
no idea where your proxy is located but that state surely has no friends not because people hate it, but because they don't realise it exists, cheerio
>>72277538
19.4326° N, 99.1332° W
>>72274301
>>Brazil
I thought we were friends.
>>72278171
Probably the two Dominican dudes who post here. You are UNCOMMON.
>>72277210
Turks have a hard time on /pol/. But you cunts deserve it.
>fucking up Europe with rapefugees
>shooting down a Russian fighter jet and almost provoking war
>supporting ISIS
>being Muslim
>having a leader who can't take a joke
>want to join the EU even though you're not in Europe
>being horrible people
Fuck you. Turkey is a shit. UK could wreck your country easily.
>>72278312
We are
>>72275964
Lets say beautiful and lucky
>>72278312
argentina always bully us in the threads
>>72274301
>>72274791
>>72275794
>>72276202
We'll be your friends BRs.
Not the kowtowing false friends, but the BASED type that will banter with you and tell you when you fuck up.
>>72278453
it's just banter la'
>>72274301
I like New Zealand.
Huehues on /pol/ can sometimes be cool.
>>72278565
kek
>>72278565
hahahahha
>>72278565
>sat bod tho
s-sauce?
>>72274301
India I guess..
>>72279129
POO IN THE FUCKING LOO ASSHOLE, JESUS CHRIST.
Maybe you would have some friends if you didn't look and smell like shit.
Go fuck yourself manjeet
>>72274301
India I guess
Even Strayans stick up for New Zealand sometimes
>>72279129
If you guys could handle the poo banter better, you'd be much higher on the pecking order.
>>72278565
top fucking kek
>>72278565
We're already greatest allies hermano,fuck the other SA countries,we're the best
>>72279339
fuck,meant to respond to >>72278497
>>72274301
Hahaha every flag that shares the Union Jack secretly loves each other, everyone else gets confused with the banter
>>72274301
Canada has no one to blame but themselves
>>72279498
this 2bh, dont get it twisted famalam its just bantz
>>72274301
Canada was well liked until captain cuck got elected.
he fucking tricked us with weed...
Once hillary is incharge USA will be the most hated even worse than india
>>72279330
Not my faul that newfags come in almost everyday and get offended at the bantz
>>72279271
>Still believing in the Ceramic Jew
Hah, and you consider yourself redpilled?
Pfft
>>72274434
>>72274625
>>72276336
>>72279721
I thought we were commonwealth brothers!
>>72275964
How many dicks have you seen up close?
>>72278037
you only think you're liked because you're always prostrate yourself to /pol/ which is by far the dumbest board on 4chan. quite pathetic actually.
>>72278565
I like Argies. Sorry for all that island fighting stuff.
Just don't fucking try it again. And we can be m8s.
Some inbred sheep shaggers want to be bong, then that's their choice. Hong Kong also wants to be bong, but there is no fucking way my country will get into a ruck with China. I lived in HK for two years. The food is amazing, the climate is horrible - heat and humidity, every fucking day.
I love argies. I had an Argentinian gf when I lived in Spain. My Spanish is fluent and I want to live in South America. Maybe Argentina, but Uruguay will probably be my destination. How's life in Argentina? Would I get kidnapped or murdered? There is no fucking way I'll go to Mexico. I don't wish for my head to be separated from my body.
>>72279690
>Hillary winning
This is why no one likes you fags. Just saying.
>>72274301
I'm friends with Scotladn
why aren't we on the list? almost every hour I see a thread about how we are cucks and are on our 3rd attempt to destroy europe and """""""""the white race""""""""""
>>72274301
India
>>72279939
>implying the british have any respect left for you with that fucking leaf of yours
>implying anyone likes poo in loo with their designated shitting streets and average 300 people per square kilometer shitting in public daily
>>72280091
but hey, at least we're not some bosnian muslims
>>72280201
Hey - I voted for Harper, if i was american id vote for Trump.
But lets be realistic if only for a second.
Its not going to happen.
Get use to this face.
Pakistan
>>72279837
great comeback
>>72280278
Kill yourself, krautcuck.
>>72280278
Are these threads wrong Hans? You are truly cucks but you have Austria, Netherlands, and a few others.
>>72280338
good doggy
>>72274504
>>72275244
>>72275441
>>72280181
Cheers lad.
Life here is pretty good all things considered. Buenos Aires is infested with illegals from Bolivia, Peru and the like though. There's crime, but it's USA-tier, not Mexico-tier.
My advice if you are coming here is to head to Patagonia. It's one of the best places in the world to live in if you can handle the cold.
Cordoba province is pretty good too. Buenos Aires is OK but overrated.
>>72274301
>Brazil
Silly OP everyone on /pol/ loves Brazil, Burgerland in the other hand not so much.
>>72280886
>everyone on /pol/ loves Brazil
please go away
>>72274301
Finland.
They are the gods of /pol/.
Too far above us to be friends.
>Scotland
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K5lYXaVkA0U
We are buddies with our fellow sudacas. Except bolivia, fug that sealess nerd.
>>72279837
You earned a friend. Just don't get anywhere near me.
>>72280582
they hate us too
>>72274301
Mexico
Sri Lanka
>>72274301
>New Zealand
Come on cunt, atleast we're not Australia
>flag
Makes sense
>>72280278
>"""""""""the white race""""""""""
>muh race isn't real
Please go to your nearest refugee center so they can rape you to death.
Outside of this shitty flag roleplaying board people love Canada, way more than burgerclapistan
>>72277177
check'd & kek'd
>>72277210
fuck off disgusting roach
>>72281938
Well yeah, leftycucks love Canada and Sweden.
Not exactly a group you want to be in unless you're also a cuck.
I like hues, I fact, I dont think I hate anyone outside Canada, fuck those guys and their fucking leaf tainting our flag.
>>72281807
>he unironically believes there is a white race
>he unironically believes slavs are just as mentally capable as western or northern europeans
>he unironically believes turks, arabs and kikes all belong to one race
do you burgers even think before you type or do you just let it all out like diarrhea?
>>72281938
>reconciling with being the most unlikable posters on /pol/
>>72282230
>>he unironically believes turks, arabs and kikes all belong to one race
No, but Germans and Turks do.
We don't have anyfriends on /pol/ or in real life
The only countries that are somewhat nice to us are the Anglo countries and they're only doing it because they see how pathetic we are and don't want us to commit suicide
The none Anglo """"""""""friends""""""""" always end up betraying us in the end anyway (Cough Cough America)
>>72278378
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/01/07/does-it-get-any-sicker-a-turkish-firm-has-been-selling-fake-life-vests-they-soak-up-water-for-refugees-at-sea/
>>72282255
>caring about your e-celeb status
>>72282608
>always end up betraying us in the end anyway (Cough Cough America)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balfour_Declaration
>>72282608
The fuck are you on about?
Brits are always welcome in the US irl.
Just don't bring your gun hating bullshit with you.
>>72274301
I like Brazil and Canada, how could New Zealand be so hated? It's just rolling meadows and hobbits.
Yeah fuck Turkey. Assholes.
>>72282849
We're Autism role playing as countries mate
>>72277034
Fuck ZIonist scum.
Hitler did nothing wrong.
New Zealand is Australia's little brother in every sense of the word.
Always badly mimicking them while maintain a flimsy facade that they hate that.
No wonder everyone hates us; we are a knockoff of Australian posters. Much like Canada, but at least they're relevant unlike Poo Peeland.
>>72274301
My favorite countries on /pol/:
Australia
Poland
Finland
Russia
Mexico
Canada
New list:
>Brazil
>New Zealand
>A FUCKING LEAF
>Turkroaches
>Poo
>Mexico
>>72275964
>First time using /pol/ lingo
Wew lad lurk more
>>72277034
>israel bringing bantz from hell
burgers ultimately BTFO
>>72277677
>only goys
ftfy
>>72283306
We've just confirmed Argentina are our friends though
>>72282046
H-Hi besto ally
>>72278565
>>72274791
Brazil's posters are breddy gud, actually.
Don't put them with the Canadians.
>>72284341
I need more convincing
>>72274301
>Indonesia
The worst slant eye gooks islam fucks. Also look too much like poland.
>Croatia
Fucking embarrassment to the slavs
>Macedonia
Gypsies that somehow got their own country and no one likes
>Pakistan
goat fuckers that no one likes
>Israel
Because no goyim can be their friends.
>South America and Central America
No one likes you guys.
>Canada
No one likes a try hard
>New Zealand
See Canada
>Roachistan
Fucking roaches
>Sweden
KEKED
>Jamaica
WEWUZKINGS
Germany and France are trying real hard to be loners lately.
>>72278565
Masterpiece
>>72274301
Argentina.
I like em though
I don't really hate NZ, Estonia on the other hand. Also Vatican city nothing but proxys.
>>72284787
see this image >>72284478
>>72274301
>NZ
>No Friends
Not so fast hamburgler.
>>72274301
Almost every country is alone on /pol/. Only when we speak of the anglosphere do Australia, America, the UK, Canada and NZ get along. Or in general when people make fun of white people.
>>72284787
They helped us genocide Paraguayans back in the day
Plus we help each other in everything since we're the only relevant countries in South America
>>72285325
Beautiful friendship, making me tear up and shit. You're off the list monkeys
>>72285350
Were not friends
We are family
>>72285784
But if we wernt family we'd be good mates
>>72285350
No one likes you discount Australia. Your bantz are as shit as the canadicucks
>>72285513
We have to end the work mate.
You can get one half we get the other half.
>>72285784
>>72285889
The only country i would go through hell to fight for.
>>72285914
If yuou fat ass fucks gave us the ultimatum.
Stop being friends with Australia or we will nuke you.
I would sit on my deck sipping a beer while the bombs rained down after you got told to go fuck yourself.
>>72286040
>We will nuke you
Isn't New Zealand a nuclear-free zone or something?
>>72285918
Very soon,hermano
Just wait for this guy to get elected in 2018 and we're set
>>72282716
If you fucks stayed out of Europe you'd be pretty good bros
>>72285950
Weve been through hell.
And i know my country men would do the same again, especially in your defense, we give ya the most shit but thats because we know you can take it
Your tuff like us
>>72286141
nioce.
>>72280816
This.
Praise be to our younger brother--the heirs of the world.
>>72286040
>implying we would ever waste nukes on the irrelevant hermit shithole that is New Zealand
>tfw no friends irl
>tfe no friends on pol
Literally why keep living?
>>72286928
Stay mad fatty clap you have no power here.
>>72287069
There's always hope roach
>>72287069
>Literally why keep living?
no reason tbqh
>>72287225
VERY fast baba stabbing at incredible hihg speed
>>72287217
And you have no power anywhere. What's you're point kiwi cuck?
>>72287378
If you have come this far without realising then you missed the point long ago.
>>72287635
>waiting
>>72278565
Wasn't this a scene on JoJo's bizarre adventure?
>>72288436
Yep. Pretty hot, desu.
