watch, cringe, and shitpost in this /comfy/ thread
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holy shit brace yourselves for cringe
I mean, Ted Cruz is my number one pick at this point, but his press conferences are always cringe.
They're literally playing "Coming to America" now, waiting for him to appear.
HERE WE GO.
>Shouldn't he have waited until the convention to announce a running mate? Isn't that how it works?
>>72255317
>Ted Cruz is my number one pick at this point,
WHY
HOW
i'd be less alarmed if you said hillary
>>72255317
>Ted Cruz is my number one pick
>>72255453
>>72255709
The rest of them being Trump, Clinton, and Sanders? Who the hell wouldn't pick Cruz?
I STAND WITH ISRAEL
IF DIGITS, IT'S CARSON INSTEAD OF FIORINA
>>72256063
fugg
>>72254121
Has no chance of winning the nomination, announces a running mate. We've hit all new levels of delusional boys!
I wish they would show the crowd, I wonder what kind of cuck would show up to this
>>72255939
People with IQs over 60 tbqh my man. Try a little harder
would this be the ugliest ticket of all time?
>A's hire A's and B's hire C's
What did he mean by this?
>trump is a meanie
Jesus this is pathetic
>>72256484
What did the audience mean by that awkward silence?
>>72256397
Typical Zodiac Killer, determined to beat his own record.
>>72256484
Here is an example of a C
....or a way of making anyone look thin
>>72256484
It means alphas respect other alphas, whereas betas need to be around omegas to feel relevant and secure.
>>72256484
>Asians hire Asians, and Blacks hire Criminal defence lawyers
did Glenn beck write this speech?
>"I stand with Israel"
>carly, carly, carly
There's the cringe.
That's it? He's just announcing that he'd choose Fiorina as his running mate in the unlikely event that he steals the nomination?
""""Extraordinary leader""""""
>A ceo that tanked the company and layed off 30,000 employees
This is honestly hard to watch
Cruz needs to go home
>>72256484
learn algebra, FAGGOT
Literally the worst possible choice, would've been better off with Jeb
desperate attempt to get women votes in the primary.
>>72254121
mfw I deleted my Carly memes because I never thought she would be relevant again
>>72254121
>Mathematically impossible for him to get the required delegates
>yfw this pick is 100% to play the woman card against Trump
>Carly knows where jobs come from
And how to get rid of them
this is the most pathetic thing ive ever seen desu
LOW ENERGY TED
>>72257200
It's desperation. He's hoping beyond hope that being "progressive" by adding a woman to his ballot, he can win enough voters to overtake Trump.
>>72257200
This. Super cringe worthy, he isn't going to win. If it isn't Donald Trump it would be Marco Rubio, jeb bush, Paul Ryan or 1 for 46 kasich
>I first read about this on my HP Smartphone.
Oh wait.
>Carly "Let's Nuke Russia" Fiorina
>commander in chief
Cruz has picked the best VP available, and this is just another sign that he will be the nominee and the one to defeat Hillary. You Trumptards have no idea what you're talking about.
Drumpf absolute BTFO, #CruzMissiles unite, Drumpf cannot recover from this.
Cruz IS the PRESUMPTIVE NOMINEE at this point, drumpfler cannot win enough delegates, and his garbage delegate ignorance doomed him from the start. You drumpflers need to give up and get behind the #CruzMissile, our next president.
Lyin ted.
>bringing up her ugly mug
LEL
>>72257500
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
Trump has insult Tourette's.
Carly is Trump bait.
>MUH BULLIES
>>72257474
forgot to mention, Carly Fiorina is a super hottie and a business genius that makes Drumpf look like a fucking meme tard, get BTFO drumpflers.
>>72257500
Reminding everyone that what Trump said was right. Just fuck my campaign up senpai.
is cruz talking about himself or trump?
>>72257402
I'm pretty sure he's trying to also divert the media attention from his 5 major loses and that he is completely eliminated. It's pretty sad Trump is going to win the nomination outright and he will look like a fool for this. He ran a strong campaign, he could have dropped out and been fine but now he's playing spoils and acting like a brat, his political career is over. What an embarrassment.
>>72257568
She looks like a black man
>>72257200
this. pulling the classic mcain here.
>>72257474
After reading this i've decided to become a /cruzmissle/
Carlton "WW3" Fiorina
>WHEN YOU ARE TOLD YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE
Projecting, RATO?
>>72257693
He is always talking about Trump because he is irrelevant.
C A N C E R
Damn, I just realized Trump is a big old meanie :(
From now on I'm a Cruz Missile™
Cruz is right, Trump has lived a life of privilege - male privilege, white privilege, straight/cis privilege, neuronormative privilege. Trump needs to check his privilege, Cruz is an oppressed minority Cuban American (NOT CANADIAN) who knows oprpession and will truly make us great again, unlike privileged Drumpfler
I wish trump would have postponed his speech so he could bump his announcement. Would have been great to see media say "We interrupt Cruz announcement to take you to trumps speech"
>>72257200
yep, it's a desperate stunt
>>72256928
>Don't worry, bro. She's still not.
God I hate Cruz, maybe worse than Jeb.
>>72257814
He was talking about bad qualities in a president and almost everything applied to him.
Reminder that Carly Fiorina single handedly destroyed Lucent/Bell Labs.
Lyin ted watched basketball with carly.
>>72257743
Absolutely, welcome to our ranks, we will destroy drumpfler and bring consistent true conservatism to the USA
anyone else want to joint eh ranks of /cruzmissiles/ we welcome yuou
>thinking you're the chosen one
Funny coming from "Le anointed to become president" man
you think they fucked?
>his kids regularly text Carly
wtf
>muh emoticons
THIS NIGGER IS LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT TEXTING WHAT A FUCKING WASTE
What the fuck was that lmao
>Carly makes up songs, and she sings them to my children
What did he mean by this???
>>72254121
WTF is he rambling on about?
>allow me to justify this PR a stunt
>>72258055
>that ALPHA MALE stance
absolutely
How do you do fellow kids?
>>72258055
I hope so.
>>72258078
>kids text Carly more than Dad.
Does he think the GOP will bail him out?
>>72254121
>destroy Lucent with excessive spending and debt
>drive HP straight into the ground with stupid decisions
>ships tens of thousands of american jobs overseas
>"hurr durr i bet carly can help me beat trump."
JUST
Holy shit this is so cringy fuck. Is anyone else getting second hand embarrassment? Do you hear the audience forced laughs and claps.
Rato just confirmed that using heart emoticons while texting little kids is smart
>>72258138
NOBODY!!!!!!!
FUCK AMERICA!
NOBODY!
>vote for me, I'm cockblocking Trump
This is all you need to know about Fiorina. Rats apparently run in packs.
https://youtu.be/A2lDIHyqo7Q
>>72254121
Heart and smiley face emoticons
What the fuck
>emoticons
They're called emojis now, old man
Get with the times RATO
CARLY FUCKING FIORINA
The bitch that wants WW3 with Russia.
HOLY FUCK!
El Ratto everyone.
VOTE LIBERTARIAN!!! AUSTIN PETERSEN 2016!!!!!!!!!!!
Threadly reminder
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fiorina-cheers-self-up-by-firing-campaign-staff
>>72254121
WHAT
THE
FUCK?
HER?
Could've picked Chuck Norris and gotten a better VP pick
>they are people alive right now who don't naturally hate Cruz
>>72258221
This speech is complete drivel, is he mad?
"I'm not going to get 1237 delegates, and Donald Trump isn't going to get 1237 delegates."
What did he mean by this?
". . .and when youre texting 5 and 8 year old girls . . ."
Wouldnt know anything about that Ted. Why dont tou have a seat over there.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/725396879723384832?lang=en
>"Ted Cruz is just like any other politician," Fiorina said in the four second-long clip. "He says whatever he needs to say to get elected."
>>72254121
So the blackmail thing was real.
>>72257755
JUST
>>72258353
That he will do whatever he can to make Hillary win the Election. US democracy died a long time ago.
its official
>post yfw rato doesn't win another state and Donald Trump wins straight out and he disappears quietly out of making a fool of himself
This race never ceases to put a smile on my face. Ted go home its over. Its mathematically impossible for you to win and the RNC hates you as much as Trump.
UUUUUUuuuuUUUuUU
>>72258353
Drumpf just can't win at this point, american people have said NO to Drumpfler, that's why I and so many others are /cruzmissles/ now. There is mathematically no way that Drumptf can get 1237, it wil come down tot he convention,. and Cruz will win 100%
i just jumped off the trump train and into the carly canoe
>>72258245
>>72258272
how is she a good choice?
what the fuck does she have against russia?
>sum of the races
>here's my speech to introduce my VP pick
>let me talk about Donald Trump non-stop
>some of the races
TOPKEK!!!
>>722580558
*squeek* *squeek* *squeek* *NEIIGGHH*
>>72258353
He's GOP's contested convention guy. Somehow they've convinced him to hold off Trump that he doesn't get 1237 and it goes to contested convention. Then they proceed to dump Cruz and throw someone they like better like Romney.
Cruz is GOP puppet right now and it's so fucking obvious he even fucking says it.
>>72258420
jesus christ, that man
>>72258542
keked
>trump
>washington insider
lmao fuck outta here
desperate shill
Are there like twenty people in the audience?
>You deserve a candidate that doesn't change as the wind blows
"Cruz will do & say anything to get elected "
-Carly Fiorina
>>72254121
This faggot
This Cruz faggot just cried PRIVILEGE
>>72258588
He's insecure
>>72258629
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
HE PUTS IT DOWN
THEN HE LIES
>>72258420
kek, I love that man
>>72258698
WHO IS IT? FAGGIN' TED
there are so few people cheering, by now i know them
>>72258420
Holy shit
Donald Trump's twitter game is fire
Ted is the one friend in the group who rarely ever says anything thats a good idea.
>>72257108
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Serves HP right for M-M-M-M-M-MUH AFFIRMATIVE ACTION, WOMYN POWAH.
Christ, Cruz is such an asshole. He's finished, and he's making backroom deals and announcing VP candidates like Fiorina. And he expects us to believe he has sound judgement and decision making skills? God damn, what a loser.
>"Carly and my young girl regularly engage in lesbian sex together"
What did he mean by this??
It's hilarious how he's making it sound like there are more people there by using the kids behind him as the cheer block
here she comes lol
They fucked
>>72258320
Send that to Trump
i do like cruz more than trump but god this is hilarious to watch live
TEXT TO DONATE!
Did that song steal that intro from free falling?
>>72254121
WE WON
TRUMP IS THE NOMINEE
Oh god this is literally so cringe worthy fuck I can't watch anymore. Even Bernie isn't this cringy
>>72258420
AHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHA TOP FUCKIN KEK
>>72257474
You forgot to mention he's the only true conservative left
>>72258881
threesome with the staffer
>>72256331
what exactly are you afraid of, he's gonna cut your welfare?
>guy walks on stage and puts the new campaign sign on podium
I think I need to take some of the drugs Cruz is on.
>>72258536
>mathematically no way
American education, everyone.
>>72258919
his demeanor is so awkward, it's like he's always holding back some bodily function
>this is a fighting for the soul of our nation
>NOW IT'S TIME TO PROVOKE RUSSIA AND NUKE IRAN WHOS WITH ME
>>72258187
>destroy Lucent with excessive spending and debt
Lucent's products are shit.
Anyone aside from me find it funny that the Cruz go to song is a song about being born in the USA?
>it's over, Donald Trump won
t. Carly Fiorina
>>72258420
This HAS to get spread. It will destroy their integrity.
>>72254121
I just saw a gay thread here in /pol/ but this thread's theme is now the gayest thing I have ever seen on here.
>>72258544
What does a picture of LaMarck's retarded theory have anything to do with the discussion
what is the hoosier state
>>72254121
He does realize that the establishment GOP are not going to chose him if its contested right?
He does remember how many enemies he's made in his party during his political career.
If they contest and choose to make the nominee someone else but the leader in delegates why the hell would they then chose someone they hate.
Cruz can never be the nominee. Trump might not be, but Cruz never will sense he's depending on the mercy of people who hate him.
>i-i-it isn't over, hahah-ha
>>72257108
should be the next trump tweet t b h
>its over donald trump won
cut it out and put it in a video.
>>72259057
I see you're using Trump University math. Explain to me how it's mathematically possible for Drumpfler to beat Ted Cruz (protip: it's not), then when you fail, come back and join the /cruzmissiles/
>>72254121
It's like Ted Cruz covered himself in shit to offend me with the smell
>>72259138
Send your shit directly to Trump.
>>72259164
Here in Indiana we call ourselves Hoosiers for some reason.
>One day you will tell your grandchildren about the year a reality television Mogul cucked the entire GOP
>>72259186
This exactly. So cringy.
>>72259200
>72259200
this. dubs are telling it
>>72259186
this, he's just the useful idiot being used to keep the door open for others
>>72258542
>jumped in to Carly's canal
Carly (in systemise)-"They are the system"
>>72258490
CRINGE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Can someone explain to me how Trump is the establishment? And how the only way Cruz can win is by the establishment? I bet they won't be complaining about the establishment then.
>CARLY SINGING!!!!!
XRINGE!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck is going on
Oh god wtf LMAO
WHAT THE FUCK
>>72259263
well real estate I think is a little more important to him.
holy fuck the criiiiiiinge she actually makes up songs
HOLY SHIT SHE'S SINGING!
MAKE IT STOP
she is singing
she's singing
I'm cringing
This bitch is weird.
I KNOW TWO GIRLS THAT I JUST ADORE
omg this bitch is singing?
How in the blue fuck is Cruz NOT the system is my question
>this singing
Make. It. Stop.
What the fuck
WHAT IN THE FUCK ASHDHFASGHFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSDAF
WHY IS SHE SINGING
i want suicide
KEK WHY ARE YOU SINGING
My face is red.
OMG WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!
Can any other VP sing so well? I didn't think so, Drumpfler BTFO, I am a /cruzmissile/ now for sure
Full article
>she did it, she started singing
>>72259351
>>72259355
what happened to those guys, that was weird
>>72254121
I mean...is there any way Cruz has a chance?
Ted cruz has been in lots of fights.
:stopmusic:
> Singing
> Cruz has been in lot of fights
Yeah, with his victims.
>>72259234
kek
OMG NO
WHAT THE FUCK
CARLY WHAT
LMAO
HOLY FUCK
I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW
THIS IS SO FUCKING RETARDED
HAHAHHAHAHA
>picking a VP before you even get a nomination
>picking a horrible VP
>singing
WHAT A DISASTER
>>72259307
>jumped into carly's cooch
Levin didn't like her. Now what?
MARK LEVIN: So I believe the establishment media were poised to declare Fiorina the victor over Trump and most of the field. So she is one of the establishment favorites...
You don't have to agree with me, but at least let me put some facts out there. The indications were everywhere. Most of the same voices who opposed Trump, and before him Cruz, are singing her praises today. Notice that?
Notice how quickly they have lurched from Bush To Kasich to Fiorina? They don't really care, they just want to take [Trump] out. And once they take him out they want to take the next one out. They want to clear the field for Jeb, they'll circle back to Jeb. It's a long process...
CARLY CARLY CARLY
WOOO
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>THIS is supposed to take down trump
I'm literally in tears
festering festring festing problems? what is she saying?
>WE GET TO PLAY
you just know
christ her tone of voice. the fucking cunt gets off stirring shit.
>>72259289
Here's hoping he kills himself after the betrayal for being the very thing he sought to correct years ago.
A Washington insider puppet.
Singing, emotions, I sitting here like.
oh no, she's singing
She's worse than Palin
Oh god what the FUCK is going on
Yuck
why the fuck are they talking about his damn kids so much holy shit wtf, stop trying to prove you're a real person ffs
>>72254121
weasel nigger putting pressure on Trump to announce
>Ted has made enemies
POST YFW CRUZ'S NUMBERS GO DOWN AFTER THIS
HOLY SHIT SINGING
HEY GUYS TED DIDNT CHEAT ON HIS WIFE GUYS!
Rato is so fucking done lmao
>>72258000
It's confirmed and checked, how she could be seriously considered even as a sock washer in an Irish laundry is beyond me.
Conniving Carly!
BASKETBALL
NICE PICK CRUZ
KEK
Do you like basketball?! Vote for Cruz.
carly singing
qeq
>>72259652
>niggerhoop state
"You're a basketball state right?"
>His kids love him
Not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EFEhD6ETtg&spfreload=10
Cruz is totally fucking Fiorina.
The rat needs his cheese.
So Cruz is a gambler? I bet he lost it too.
Ted Cruz betting on basketball games
Cruz just killed his campaign. She is literally Palin on steroids
>>72254121
The Cringening
Why is a guy that's mathematically eliminated from the nomination already making this kind of announcement? This is just beyond pathetic, especially with how abysmal his numbers were yesterday.
>>72257755
>>72258473
KEK
"ted IS what he says he is"
are you kidding me?? He says he's winning when he's eliminated
this is just fucking cringey.
ted is fucking pathetic
>>72259676
yeah, a case of thou doth protest too much
>his kids TOTALLY love him guys, promise
>he TOTALLY gets on with his wife great, no cheating of any sort, no sleeping on the couch, nope!
Crusty Carly & Creepy Cruz
>>72259652
>>72259749
Cruz is supposed to be a swinger, right?
>>72259186
This is why I keep saying Cruz is a piece of shit. His entire campaign is ego. Pure ego. He has no chance at winning, and the people giving him money are doing so for the sole purpose of trying to force a contested convention. They HATE him. But he's a useful tool against Trump, so they keep giving him money and letting him run. The second his purpose is fulfilled however, he will not only be thrown into the bin, but his career in politics will end. Exactly as it ended for Marco.
If Cruz had any actual principles he would get out of the running and save himself a position in the Republican Party to come, because let's just face it: The Bushes, the Koches, and the Roves of the GOP are going to be ejected very, very soon. He can either get on board with the idea, or get fucked when it happens. And right now it seems like he'd rather take his Evangelical suicide pact to it's bloody ultimate end.
>anons didn't watch the debates
Is this really the first time for some seeing Carly speak?
watching this is just ...sad
>>72259762
she's got a bit of hillary in her too desu
every important job she ever had she fucking ruined
