![img-Fiorina-People-of-New-Hampshire-are-being-insulted[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uemgUeR.jpg "img-Fiorina-People-of-New-Hampshire-are-being-insulted[1].jpg")
http://www.wesh.com/politics/cruz-to-announce-fiorina-as-his-vp-pick/39242070
>Texas Sen. Ted Cruz will announce on Wednesday afternoon that former presidential rival Carly Fiorina has agreed to be his running mate should he win the GOP presidential nomination, sources confirmed to WMUR.
This is great, the only thing that threatened a trump nomination was a Cruz/Kasich ticket.
Thats a sexy duo right there.
Literally who
>>72243411
They look better desu
They deserve each other.
>>72243411
I had to look at this picture closer to see that something was not right.
>Chump gives a milqtoast and incoherent foreign policy speech
>Cruz steals the spotlight with this bombshell
Ha I love it
>TED CRUZ WILL CLINCH THE NOMINATION BY WINNING INDIANA
>GOD BLESS THE HIGH PRIEST
>>72243264
Who gives a fuck
Holy shit. This is just like when McCain picked Palin. The final nail is his coffin.
>>72243264
They're fucking like rabbits, you just know it.
>>72243264
Where are they running to? Mexico?
Don't you normally have to win the nomination before announcing VP?
I want to have hatesex with Fiorina so fucking badly.
>>72243549
Did you not watch that speech.
FALSE SONG OF GLOBALISM
Two losers teaming up. That'll get 'em places.
http://www.redstate.com/brandon_morse/2016/04/27/looks-like-cruz-fiorina-ticket-go/
Goddamnit
Fiorina is a fucking neocon warmonger.
He just secured my stance on never voting for him.
>losing horribly
>pick a VP candidate
Delusional. This will only hurt him. It's desperation at this point. It's like the little brother trying to act like he's the big brother.
>>72243264
The Ugly Face Two.
>>72243644
hate sex gangbang bukake
>>72243644
This
desu
>Lets choose a female because we'll get the female vote
Why don't these fucks just give America what it wants and America will vote for them.
>>72243699
tru lmao
>FIORINA IS CRUZ'S RUNNING MATE
![laughing-cat-vitamin-l2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ctxDOFB.jpg "laughing-cat-vitamin-l2[1].jpg")
>>72243632
>>72243264
Trump can easily capitalize on this and make fun of him for picking a VP when he's very far behind and won't have the delegates to clinch.
kek fucking rato cant get any worse now thats some desperate ass shit
>>72243264
>Cruz brings in an establishment worker who represents needless conflict with countries that are against the establishment's spread of globalism
>probably still thinks he's not establishment
Yeah like this isn't gonna backfire on him hard.
What? Who? Presidential rival? I haven't heard or seen anything about her in any poll or campaign so far.
>>72243411
aaaaaaahhhh
>announcing your vp, when literally the only way you can get the nomination is to have it handed to you
>any year
That fucker is literally braindead
why would you pick someone who has already been btfo and dropped out?
How the fuck is this retard still in the running, just fucking kill me
>>72243632
No canada
>>72243264
>Selects a running mate after he is mathematically eleminated
wew.
This is getting sad, at this point his ONLY course of action is to suck GOPe cock and everyone knows it, why does he even bother campaigning?
>>72243907
Did you just come out of a coma?
>>72243264
self destruction and desperation
Muh wemon power
Goodby rat
>>72243535
>>Chump gives a milqtoast and incoherent foreign policy speech
i listened to it in the car and there was nothing incoherent about it. milquetoast, maybe, but you shits can't have it both ways. you bitch when he's chest-thumping and you bitch when he tones it down.
>>72243411
>>72243264
Literally Sarah Palin 2.0
Picks some unlikable cunt just so he can play the woman card
>>72243411
fucking kek.
>>72244090
Palin was at least entertaining in a batshit crazy way. There is nothing remotely pleasant about Fiorina.
>>72244090
Yeah it's a desperate plea for attention as his ship sinks.
>>72243264
>running mate
So he intends to run 3rd party? Because he sure as hell isn't going to GE the Republican nomination.
is this a last ditch attempt at getting some california voters, or is he just trying to get some press. nobody is fucking paying attention to this guy anymore.
Remember that time Fiorina had that one mediocre debate and people claimed that she would the front runner?
>>72244090
cruz/hillary campaigns confirmed being run by the same person
Just strap on the kneepads, grab some altoids, and get to work on the GOPe already, you can still be president if you work for it hard enough!
>picking a kids table drop out candidate as your VP
lmfawow
>>72244203
>There is nothing remotely pleasant about Fiorina.
At least Fiorina has a beautiful face
JEBHEADS, REPORT IN
I FEEL A SURGE COMING ON
Its in the bag. Suck it Trumpers
Didn't his campaign mysteriously give her campaign $500K before she dropped out. Trump is going to have a field day with this.
>>72244241
She got btfo in California too.
Good lord what a perfect ship to sink in.
Between this and the erection inducing foreign policy speech given by Trump today this entire nomination process is done.
>>72244090
>Literally Sarah Palin 2.0
Palin has the redeeming quality of actually having a believable smile.
Carly is a literal lizard person all around.
Who should he have taken though?
Might as well take Fiorina in the hopes of splitting the female voters. It's not like choosing Jeb or any of those other pricks would make much of a difference. Besides, he's not getting the nomination anyway. A fruitless last media grab.
>>72243264
Why is he doing this when he has little to no shot of making the generals?
>Rat/Face 2016
Fiorina must really have him by the balls, that or he's fucking her too.
JUST
>>72243264
That's a bit dodgy surely
Donate large amount to rival early in campaign.
Name as VP.
Cruz sex scandal runs deep.
Why would someone willingly jump into a sinking shit? No wonder she failed as a CEO
>>72244011
In order to stop Trump from getting the delegates needed to avoid a convention. Cruz and Kasich want to go to a convention where they have a shot of clinching the nomination.
This is the goal of the #nevertrump crowd as well, notice the rhetoric isn't necessarily pro Cruz, or pro Kasich, it's trying to bring everyone together under the banner of "anyone but Trump".
Never forget
>>72244536
CUT
>losing in the polls
>pick up someone who couldn't even pick up 2% nationally and ran pretty much every company they were in charge of into the ground
>picking a woman for dem PC points
I'm not convinced this will work...
>>72244312
SLOW
T
E
A
D
Y
Cruz has no chance of winning. Why the fuck would she do this?
Wow. Maybe she'll queef out 700 delegates.
>>72243264
Bugger eater and job destroyer
>>72244471
To take woman voters away from Trump.
This is all to take voters away from Trump. Any action taken by any other candidate from here on out will be for the specific purpose of blocking a Donald Trump candidacy... PERIOD.
>>72243264
When Fiorina ran in California, she rushed to the center, and then lost badly. Cruz was supposed to be a purist, picking her just proves hes a hyprocrit
Does anyone actually think this will attract female voters?
Liberals and left wing zombies are usually the ones who give a shit about gender in politics.
Right wing women don't give a fuck. They vote for the alpha because they know their place in society. The only women not voting Trump are Bible thumping hags who sit on Facebook telling people to thank Jesus for saving the cat who was abused by a BLM thug.
>>72244203
And I want to fuck palin.
>>72244618
someone paste
>Rat/Face 2016
onto that
>>72243264
>should he win the GOP presidential nomination
>win
Excellent news, this will only hurt him in the upcoming Primaries. The only people voting for Cruz are corn retards who vote based on a hardline Christian stance. Ms. Carly is not and has never played a hardline Christian. This will ruin Cruz's image even more to these voters.
>>72244718
But I thought women don't vote for trump? :^) cruz wrong again?
>>72243782
Is that anime or no?
>>72243264
>looks like John Kasich in drag
MY SIIIIIDDEESSSSSS
>>72243957
Ted listens to Hillary too much. He thinks Trump is in trouble with women so if he picks a woman to be his VP, women will vote for him. Republican women don't think the same way Democratic women do. Ted doesn't understand this.
>Massive Cruz sex scandal a few weeks back
>Cruz now announced his closest partner is a woman
>>72244595
>How do we stop Trump now
>I got an idea
>Fiorina for VP
>Cheers erupt in the nevertrump stronghold
>Why would you pick a running mate, when you're losing so badly your only hope of winning is theft?
>Why would you pick Fiorina, who pegged her campaign to an abortion video?
>Why would you pick Fiorina's ugly manface, when you have serial killer face?
This is just a desperate act to try to distract the media from Trump's huge win(s).
>>72244356
noo, its ok because they were always together from the start
>>72243401
Fiorina has the hard evidence of the affairs soe he HAS to pick her.
The Gomez and Morticia of politics.
>>72243264
The only candidate I hated more than the rat.
Can we have Jeb back, please?
>>72243264
This is just great. Let's see if she can run Cruz's campaign into the toilet as fast as she did HP.
>>72243264
>Bitch who couldn't get over 5%
>get the woman vote
Pick one
This is fine, everything is fine, we're doing OK.
>>72244864
so ugly it wont be a problem
>Rat mistakes Horse for 400 delegates
>A
>FUCKING
>WOMAN
>>72244975
>please clap dem cheeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dgpsvF5N54
>>72243411
Cruz actually looks better lol
>>72243411
Fiorina looks the same.
Why not Nikki Haley?
Has she not switched her endorsement to Cruz yet?
>>72244801
She actually has. She has the strongest position on abortion and anti-drug. She was also the most pro-war candidate.
She is the perfect neocon.
so now we have a rat and a horse. are they trying to be the old macdonald ticket?
>>72245073
>Rat mistakes Horse for 400 delegates
>>72244312
Slow and steady wins the race.
The tortoise always beats the hare.
>>72245179
Fiorina has blackmail goods on Cruz, he's been shuffling hush money to her for months
>>72243676
And this is bad?
Presidential fantasy sports draft day. He's going to announce his whole cabinet tomorrow.
>>72245202
BTFO
This is so great. Trump loves to save money, and with Fiorina he doesn't even have to cut new ads. Just use the ones that annihilated her in the California Senate election.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2lDIHyqo7Q
EVERY FUCKING POINT nailed.
>>72245278
>Wanting globalists to grab more control over the world
>>72243264
>Cruz picking a running mate
Pissing into the wind.
>>72243411
I didn't even notice a difference until I looked more closely at Cruz
>>72243264
and?
>>72244836
Gay Tony from GTA, ballad of gay tony
To victory!
>>72245454
proxy?
>>72243264
A loser picks a loser.
>>72245454
Never heard of your country
>>72245454
oooh
>>72245484
>>72243401
And that wasn't even a guarantee. Trump averaged over 60% of the votes in each state yesterday. Even if Kasich and Rato were together they still would have lost by ~20%.
>>72245179
I think Trump is looking at Nikki Haley
>>72243264
>lyin' ted
>crooked hillary
>little marco
>low-energy jeb
WHAT WILL CARLY'S NICKNAME BE?
>>72245454
Tuva-poo-in-lu
>>72245454
is this ayy lmao country?
>>72245454
Wat
The 2015 estimate of the population is 10,869 : Tuvalu
>>72245454
wew
>>72243264
Worst possible selection. She's a poor man's Hillary Clinton.
>>72245610
It already exists. "Chainsaw Carly."
>>72245610
He was calling her a robot when she was still running.
>>72245801
Cucker Carly
>>72245454
I don't get how these guys don't get suicidal by living there.
>>72245454
extremely rare, saved
>>72244349
>How to take a screenshot
>Local rat copulates. . .
>Cuck you staffers husband
>>72245610
Ditzy Carly
>>72243264
>get mathematically eliminated the night before
>not only lose every state but lose every county
>name a VP because delusional
>VP is literally a job-destroying horse
>the two least charismatic people in politics team up
>surely this will stump the trump
>>72243264
why is this fool trying to stay relevant again? isn't he out already? And jesus christ that is the most mundane choice for a VP, literally the only reason he'd pick her is because she soliciTED him.
>>72243411
>Didn't realize it was shopped until I looked at Cruz
wew
Makes Cruz look very desperate to do something like this
One loser picking another loser for a job that doesn't exist. Sad!
![1896992[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AKQsjgW.jpg "1896992[1].jpg")
They've already written a childrens book about it
>>72243264
DAHAHAHA
Cruz saw the cliff and punched the fucking gas XD
Hes COMPLETELY ruining his reputation with all these unholy alliances. Hence the drubbing yesterday.
Hes figuratively digging his own grave.
didn't one of his pacs "donate" 500k to her campaign when she was still in?
>implying a contested convention wouldn't choose cruz's VP instead
They're just throwing shit at the wall now. Easily one of the softest pitches Trump has ever got. He's gonna clobber that bitch
> confirmed to the world a Cruz/Kasich ticket isn't happening
Is Cruz retarded?
>>72246091
tok kek
>>72244349
>those tabs
>>72246091
Fucking kekked
>>72245857
It looks like a beautiful place.
Can you even pick a running mate until you secure the nomination?
>>72246201
I'm baffled that anyone let this happen
There's got to be something deeper to it that's going to be revealed. I can't believe rato would commit suicide like this
>>72245790
Carly's book was released 8 years before Hillary's.
>>72245278
Good goy, send your young men to die for your (((greatest ally))) the only democracy in the Middle East.
i am a cruz missile and this is fucking retarded.
>>72245484
>>72243535
It's shitposting like this is why i left /pol/
I honestly thank you people for reminding me to leave again everytime I bother coming back to see what a shithole this place is. Saves me a lot of time.
>>72245790
>short hair
Not even once. Known to been crazy people. RIP CRUZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1q9VLJYEWY
>>72244778
percypringlemarks will defend this
>>72245610
T U V A L U
>>72245935
Nah, probably won't be a gendered insult.
I've tried to uncover the logical rules of Trump's naming scheme. Tries to keep it within: very short, non-gendered, working-man vocabulary that plays off a weakness. He likes those weakness to say something about their work ethic, and he likes to contrast himself with their weakness:
Trump wants to contrast:
>higher energy than low energy jeb
>more honest than lyin' cruz
>taller than little marco
If he gives her one, I think it will have something to do with her failing so hard at business.
>failed carly
>cursed carly
>>72243264
Nice if true he got my full support.
Two real conservatives and smart people who are more than capable.
>>72245484
Someone shop that little squirrel as the happy merchant.
>>72245610
>Look at that face
>Would anyone vote for that?
And no one did
Where do all the Cruz voters hang out? What kind of people are they?
>>72243264
Losing to literally who.
>>72244349
>google chrome
This is perfect.
She'll run the Cruz campaign to the ground just like she did with HP.
>>72245454
is this, dare i say, the rarest?
CONFIRMED
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/ted-cruz-name-carly-fiorina-running-mate-n563426
>>72246156
>didn't one of his pacs "donate" 500k to her campaign when she was still in?
That was hush-money paid indirectly to one of those girls he was fucking. He transferred money to carly's PAC, and the PAC paid her a shitload of it.
>>72246676
Fiorina is not a real conservative
>>72245454
>tfw already have you
>>72243264
that was not the hail mary to save him from the god emperor
he ded
>>72245278
>And this is bad?
Not unless you want to stop cucking for Iz, dirty goyim.
>>72246676
You can't even vote.
>>72246652
You're probably right. In light of that I nominate "clumsy carly"
These idiots have both been mathematically eliminated already kek
THIS is how you kill the GOP
Only thing worse than Cruz/Blackmail is Trump/Palin
One would think Cruz would pick someone of a higher profile, but I suppose her business background is meant to counter Trump's.
Although, this is more likely to saturate media coverage in his favor before the next primary.
What a pathetic faggot
>>72246708
It's already in the ground. Run it in any farther and they'll end up in China.
>>72246864
>STILL unaware that the goal is to force a brokered convention, not win the nomination through the primaries.
>>72246896
Her business background is legendarily hilariously awful. She tanked HP while making millions for herself.
>>72246760
>>72246760
TUVALU DROPPING TRUTH BOMBS
>>72246895
Trump/Palin would make watching the news great again
>>72245146
>Fiorina looks the same.
Lol she does. She's quite a handsome women.
>>72247010
OY VEYY OY VEYY DONT FOLLOW THE SHEKELS GOYIM.
>>72244618
Apparently she knows the truth and is bribing Cruz for the VP slot....
![81yTDt6dgEL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RTyv3B8.jpg "81yTDt6dgEL[1].jpg")
>>72246380
Israel has given us many technological contributions. Does your computer have an Intel or AMD processor? Does your mobile device have an ARM or Intel Atom processor?
Good luck boycotting Israel and finding a modern computer to post memes on 4chan with.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_multinationals_with_research_and_development_centres_in_Israel
ANYONE HAVE THE LIST OF STREAMS TO ALL THE MAJOR NEWS NETWORKS?
I used to be the biggest Trump supporter in my small, blue collar, American city.
However, now that a shrill, humorless disaster of a silicon valley tech executive with a vagina is on his team, I have decided to support Ted Cruz
>>72246934
Well at least Carly can check in on all of the happy HP employees there.
>>72244022
because when he tones it down he makes circular arguments and still doesn't give any specifics in policy or plans.
>>72247176
>Israel has given us many technological contributions
Apparently they arent valued enough to make up for all the money you faggots apparently need.
The math doesnt add up schlomo.
>>72246970
I'm aware, it's pathetic. Cruz is pathetic
>>72247102
Current year man would have a field day.
>>72245454
R
A
R
E
FLAG
>>72246652
Tuvalu only has ~900 people connected to the Internet. Who the fuck are you, the Prime Minister?
>>72246981
Agreed. But Cruz's campaign only wants to say "LOOK! WE HAVE A BUSINESSWOMAN!" Doesn't matter what she did.
>>72247308
It's his only viable strategy for the nomination.
>>72246005
hahaha same
I'm wondering if Trump is going to upstage him in the next few days
I reckon this is a move to try and get that female vote and say to the establishment that they can take on clinton
good luck el rato kek
Good
Imagine if it was Rubio, the race would be very dangerous for Trump going forward.
>>72247615
It's not really a viable strategy, that's why dropping out exists. I mean Jeb and Marco could have just never dropped out to.
>It's a viable strategy
Just because the media entertains the idea because it makes good TV doesn't mean it's a good plan
>>72245857
You're one to talk, Ivan
>>72247929
Rubio got laughed out of politics completely. The loser couldn't even win his own state, he's a fucking joke
>>72246970
Bernie has a better chance of overtaking Clinton than Cruz has of forcing a brokered convention after his dismal outing yesterday. I don't want to say it's over before it is actually over, but this stupid little announcement is what amounts to a death rattle from his sorry campaign.
>>72243264
is this why Cruz's super pac paid skeletors campaign half a million dollars a few months ago?
>>72243264
This is a dumb idea.
Hasn't Trump already proved the "aMerica hATES OLD WHITIE MAN!" shtick the Democrats have been shilling wrong?
Cruz needs someone who can directly help him with the more blue-color Republicans. Either Kasich or Walker would've been better choices.
>>72248268
As a candidate, yes, but he's a big player in the delegate game which Cruz needs to win
>>72243264
IS IT REAL? IS IT REAL? SOMEONE CONFIRM REPEAT SOMEONE CONFIRM
How in God's name is it a good idea to pick a running mate and announce it when you (a) aren't the candidate and (b) can't even become the candidate on the first ballot
>>72248645
Yes it's real faggot
>>72246822
Holy fucking shit rare
Someone should tell him to win the nomination before picking a running mate for the office he has no shot of running for.
>>72245278
She wants to declare on Russia
We don't need to be fighting other white people
>>72243411
Kek. Cruz looks like Yeb
>>72243264
So why is someone who's been mathematically eliminated and only has <25% of national support picking a VP when he literally cannot win?
>>72249176
>reading his twitter
>BTFO
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/725396879723384832
>>72246186
All Trump has to do is mention Fiorina sending jobs to China when he's in Indiana talking about Carrier. Bad timing Cruz. Bad timing.
So fresh!
>>72245544
What's it called? Can't see it on my phone and I've never seen the flag before.
>>72244308
You could slice a ham with that mug.
>>72245595
Sauce?
>having to look at that botox mug for 4 years
This is as bad as Hilary wrinkled face and cackle being on tv non stop. No thank you.
MAGA.
I know myself, and several other of my fellow Cruz supporting friends are switching our support to Trump if he actually is picking Carly as his VP. I live in Indiana.
Goodbye, Cruz. I had faith in you. You failed me.
>>72244349
>cheats
>bribes delegates
>still sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g
Stay mad Cruzlims.
cruz was supposed to be good at politics what the fuck was he thinking, Fiorina is shiller than hitlery
Indiana Cruz supporter switching my vote to Trump if this VP pick is true. AMA.
>>72250022
pretty pathetic reason. with everything else that's happened for THIS to be what pushes you and your friends over the edge is absurd
>>72244633
>>losing in the polls
>>pick up someone who couldn't even pick up 2% nationally and ran pretty much every company they were in charge of into the ground
>>picking a woman for dem PC points
>I'm not convinced this will work...
Yeah also Republican women seem to hate her worse than Republican men, it's just a poor decision.
Like when Mitt endorced rato, everybody kind of said "LOL, OK guys," and moved on with their day.
Cruz just took his campaign out back and shot it.
If female VP did anything to help campaigns. McCain would have been president.
>>72250022
Man I hope more people are like you. I'd love to see this blow up in teds face.
>>72243264
>picking a VP when you just got off a fucking embarrassing night
I don't even want to hear a single Cruzcuck try to justify that night, that shit was straight up embarrassing.
>>72250274
Fuck off britfag
>>72243264
>campaign is finished
>announce a vp pick
Cruz is trying to crash this plane.
>>72250327
Yeah I know a lot of my fellow supporters are jumping ship because of this.
>>72250358
>living in the land of the free
>even considering voting for Cruz
who's the real fag here
also idk if you're trolling but there are IDs on /pol/ so we know you're replying to yourself
Congratulations Cruz on picking one of the few women in politics I feel less warmth for than Hilldog.
Can Trump win Indiana & California and put this smoldering tire fire of a Primary behind us already?
>>72250421
what attracted you to ted cruz over trump?
what has perhaps made you consider trump over fiorina? Was this really the last straw that broke the camels back for you?
I ask this question to all cruz supporters here who plan to jump ship once he formally announces.
>>72250355
>4/5 states in 3rd place behind the guy who is now 1-46
Cruzlims won't get their virgins in snake oil salesman heaven
>>72243264
THE MISSILE IS SPEEDING UP
>>72243264
Seriously why? It makes Cruz look out of touch with reality. Would have been smart to say he's just focusing on winning the Primary instead.
>>72246970
Even if Trump loses every single delegate in Indiana, he can just focus solely on California and with the current polls he can take like easily over 130 delegates and still get it with the unbounds from PA.
Cruz and Kasich would have take these states by landslides to stop him
>>72244858
this. its astounding how out of touch they are with the average american voter. the combination of Cruz the bible thumper and fiorina the war monger will scare every single moderate voter away
>>72246970
>>72246970
i'm aware of his shitty goal, but it's just going to blow up in his face with this move. He really is betting everything on indiana. If he loses indiana he should just drop after that.
>>72246822
HOLY FUCK
these two actually look like pure evil when put together. they are all the worst aspects of modern conservative politics rolled into one
