RIP SWEET HOMO PRINCE. APPLE'S TIM COOK DEAD AT AGE 55.
Seth Rogen has already been cast in the first 3 movies about Cook.
http://www.ktvu.com/news/133460991-story
IT'S HAPPENING BOIS
https://twitter.com/MattKellerABC7/status/725357468000247809/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
OH SHIT ITS REAL
When they started pushing their liberal agenda and product flops I lost all respect for them. Steve was a republican but kept it private and out of the companies culture.
MacBooks and iPhones are still god tier though.
>>72242842
AIDS
He was known as the Attila the Hun of inventory
Also Captain Buttsex.
I wish. Then he could stop fagging up Apple with his PC bullshit.
I miss Steve Jobs...
>>72243213
Hahahahaha
How you can call iPhone and MacBooks anything but shit?
A body was found. There has yet been any implication that it's someone as vital to their company, such as Tim.
Need to get rid of a body? There's a app for that.
>>72242842
wow, apple stock dropped very hard and now the ceo has died all in the last 24 hours?
crazy times
>>72243213
Steve wasn't Republican. he was eugenics supporter which is way better.
MAKE APPLE GREAT AGAIN
>all these normies praising apple products
>>72242842
Literally who?
>>72243499
I guess the feds really did figured out how to break the encryption after all.
>>72242842
>RIP SWEET HOMO PRINCE. APPLE'S TIM COOK DEAD AT AGE 55.
>AGE 55.
Not AIDS 55
One job
>apple iphone sales fall for the first time ever
>cook commits sudoku via cyanide pill
He was the ceo since 1960? damn, that´s a long time
He's got a pedosmile. Nothing of value lost.
>>72243499
Tim Cook is not dead. They found a body in a conference room. Could be some old employee who had a stroke or heart-attack or anyuerism
>>72242842
This is /b/ tier
>>72242842
Die on the same day that your company loses 50 billion in market cap.
He really took his work seriously.
It's Prince's death mystery all over again.
>>72243883
Cuck Each Other?
Very apt title for the SJW products of choice.
>>72243396
>>72243396
Well it's my opinion and could be bias but ... Macs are good for getting shit done. I'm a software developer and OS X is a great UNIX machine. Most devs I know use Macs or have Linux installed on their mac because of the build quality.
Since they have great build quality they don't lose much value after time. A mac at retail $2099 can still sell for like $1700 in 3 years.
The iPhone is an architectural marvel and iOS is such a smooth OS.
Also, apple products represent wealth and success, that's why capitalist business people use them. Are you a communist by any chance?
>Breaking- Person found dead in conference room at #Apple Headquarters is a man. A gun was found nearby.
There's a body in the conference room. We know shit about Tim Cook being dead, I'm pretty sure there is other people working at Apple.
>>72242842
Nice.
LOL.
>yfw your only product drops in sales because people finally wise up.
>>72242842
Obongo racking up quite a kill-count.
>>72244045
Apple was always amazing about customer service in my experience, but less so in recent years. Had an entire MacBook replaced when I dropped it once after owning it for six months and a similar experience with my iPhone 4s back in the day. I had to argue with an Apple Store manager that my brand new iPhone6 had an obvious defect in the screen. It was eventually fixed but only after a huge hassle. I have lost a great deal of confidence in the customer experience which is almost half the reason to buy apple.
>>72242842
burn in hell you fucking piece of shit
If it is Tim Cook, this is the perfect time to buy Apple stock. Not only did the price just tank, but historically when a CEO dies, stock price surges up for a company.
Sad shit, but if you want to profit off someone's death there you go.
I doubt it's Tim Cook.
>>72244846
>hell exists
>>72242842
AIDS
It was aids. They will cover it up just like they did with Prince and his drugs.
Dead man identified as bern victim
>>72244781
>customer service
Amazon and such proved customer service is useless. People keep buying even if there's zero customer service so why bother ? The only thing that matters is price and hype. Apple position on hype.
RIP tim. What a year 2016 has been so far ;(
>>72243396
t. someone who has never owned nor used either for longer than 2 minutes
>>72244437
That place is supposed to be hellishly stressful to work at, looks like the sales drop took someone over the edge.
Surprised this doesn't happen more often tbqh.
>>72244781
The culture has changed at apple big time. They hired someone new for retail operations so that's probably why you had a shit experience.
I used to love watching apple keynotes but they're pushing diversity too much with niggers and women presenting on stage.
Tim Cuck and his liberal agenda pisses me off so much
>>72245075
>2016
>dying from AIDS
>while rich
This just isn't a thing. Assuming he were HIV+, which he probably isn't, he would be on antiretrovirals and live pretty much indefinitely.
Are you guys retarded? Only poor people die from AIDS in 2016.
>>72245371
Today he as more SALES- than HIV+.
>>72245314
>they're pushing diversity too much with niggers and women presenting on stage
Why does this bother people so much.
What difference does it actually make.
What a superficial thing to be critical about.
http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_29820301/report-body-found-conference-room-at-apple-campus
HISPANIC MALE WITH HEAD WOUND
it's not Tim guys
>>72245371
You do remember Prince died from AIDS a few days ago..? He wasn't exactly poor..
>>72244045
>Are you a communist by any chance?
He's probably one of those windows vs mac, xbox vs playstation, republican vs democrats type. The only people I see or hear bashing an operating system are non programmers.
Strange that most mac bashing I've witnessed always skips over the fact that os x is just Unix, but Linux gets praised as some kind of big boy operating system. It's nearly all the same shit, just different opinions on how to get work done.
>The iPhone is an architectural marvel and iOS is such a smooth OS.
Yep and apple's developer section is some of the best documentation on programming, app/software development, and computer science there probably is.
>>72245532
People are being hired based on race and sex instead of ability.
>>72245057
oh i forgot
>>72242842
Good, hopefully they focus on making good products rather than pushing some fag agenda, though I'm doubtful.
its fake
nothing on twitter about it
>>72245769
It's not Tim who died, it was some Taco man who was shot / shot himself in the conference room
>>72243733
reminds me of an old webcomic where some mafia types are trying to get info out of a nerd. He says they'll never break his encryption. They reply they have a solution, bust his kneecaps with a bat, and he gives them the password.
>>72243998
Fuck you turk
>>72245532
Because Apple and other major tech companies are pushing the SJW agenda. There was an leftist article put out that said Apple didn't have enough women on stage so at their next keynote, they had mainly women on stage to adhere to the new SJW order.
>>72245627
>prince died from AIDS
No.
>>72245680
You're making the assumption that ability has no factor in the hiring decision.
Get back to me when you can't find a job because black people took them all.
>>72245586
>http://www.ktvu.com/news/133460991-story
>implying Tim Cook is not transhispanic
>>72245532
When you have no voice anymore we won't have to listen to you rationalize losing your voice.
Great idea.
Time to progressive stack /pol/
>>72244437
It was Col. Mustard in the conference room with the revolver!
>>72244942
citations needed
>>72246068
Explain how the physical presence of females on a stage as presenters equates to pushing an agenda.
>>72242842
>become apple ceo
>die before sixty
Who's next? Will the streak continue?
>>72246321
see
>>72246224
Your opinion won't be replied to until all of the womyn and PoC in the thread are addressed first.
6/10 made me google it
>>72245174
Amazon customer service is actually based given that they can simoly replace the vendor they ship for with another it they get a complaint. I don't think I got faster service than when I needed to return an item I made a mistake on. Paid return shipping and refund in the same afternoon.
>>72246501
das it mane.
>>72246224
And having black and female presenters at an expo ultimately owned and run by white dudes I suppose counts as "losing one's voice".
You're an expert victim.
>>72244045
Macbook Pros and T series Thinkpads are the best laptops these days. I have one of each (one personal, one company issue) both running Linux and they're great.
>>72245314
If you're a long time Apple fan (especially iPhone owners) you should watch the episode Amazing World of Gumball "the update". A friend shared it with me because of my sticking with iPhones over the years and it parodies the iPhone user experience hilariously.
Apple needs to look at their weaknesses here and move forward. Maybe being more generous about battery and screen replacement for devices owned for less than 2 years and a stronger more customer friendly (especially towards those who have already purchased their products) business model for their retail outlets. Better battery life In the iPhone wouldn't hurt them. Better more affordable storage options (remove the 16 gig and make the 32 or 64 gigabyte the base storage model) would give them an edge. Eliminate the abortion that is the new MacBook and focus on modernizing and improving the MacBook Air and make it the official "MacBook". Maybe invest in developing some kind of gaming laptop or desktop to compete with the only reason I still own a windows machine. Improve the iTunes and App Store apps for iOS.
if apple makes progress in those areas they will be on top with no real market competition leaving them free to focus on r&d for future products that may actually have the iPhone effect allowing them to bring more customers into their iTunes ecosystem where real money opportunities exist (also subscription movie, TV, and music services for iTunes would be huge for them)
>>72246501
Likewise. I'll give OP 5/10. It goes to show, though, that easy access to handguns leads to unnecessary suicides. If only the shooter didn't have a weapon so easily at hand.
>>72242842
imac computers stopped looking unique when this turd took the reins.
>>72246787
nah, they dont need incremental improvements they need a new hot device like a VR headset, car, drone, etc.
>>72246464
Who do you feel should get "first dibs" on so much as a reply, then?
You're highly melodramatic. The connection between diversity hires and "not having a voice anymore" is tenuous. You might as well be libs calling Trump racist at this point.
>>72243213
>MacBooks and iPhones are still god tier though.
As a developer, no they're not. They're shit.
>>72246624
The revolving door of victimhood can go in both directions my tumblrite friend.
Personally I don't give a shit what apple does, I haven't used one of their products in over 13 years and see no reason to begin again.
You're honestly suggesting using a token black woman to sell a product. You're the only racist here.
>>72246908
Because I am a person of color and my opinion clearly matters more than yours.
https://twitter.com/MattKellerABC7/status/725392892286525440
No name yet.
I KILLED HIM
>>72247256
Please let it be tim cuck
>>72242842
another proof that Apple is the real cancer that is killing everyone
>>72247008
Why dat?
Aspiring Dev, would like to know.
>>72246891
> Hot new devices and short term trends
> not focusing on strong customer satisfaction and strengthening their Mac and iOS product lines as well as supporting their apple ecosystem.
Pretty shit battle strategy senpai.
>>72244942
>CEO deaths usually bump up stock
lolno
AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST
Juat another dead globalist.
Holy fuck, its real.. who'll be new CEO? They gonna hire an pajeet?
>>72246891
That's not how Apple became the most valuable company in the world.
Apple doesn't need to shit out whatever new gadget fad is cool. That's what its failing competitors are doing.
Apple became what it is by making only good products, saying no to bad ones, and keeping customers satisfied.
It still does that, it has simply saturated the high-end phone market.
Its competitors (almost all of whom are losing money) can fight for the scrap that's left. Apple has not and never will enter that shitshow.
>>72242842
>tfw Apple is literal cancer
>>72248140
>Apple became what it is by making only good products, saying no to bad ones,
yeah, apple was the first that spotted the bendable phone trend
>>72244437
No way!!!!!
>>72248216
and of course the temperamental aerial
>>72248140
>most valuable company in the world
That would be Saudi Aramco
>>72248488
Saudi Aramco is not a public company, any assessment of its value is purely speculative.
>>72248077
I'm not glad he's dead, but I'm glad he's gone.
>>72248587
still, the estimated value is $2.5t and that's with shitty oil prices
>>72248140
people hate to hear this but apple willl go to shit just because steve jobs isnt there. proof: iwatch
just see
>>72248682
Some say it could be worth $10t but until it IPOslater this year its value cannot be firmly calculated so the most valuable company is Apple
>>72243077
kek
>>72243837
So he plays Sudoku before he plans on commit suicide? Seems unusual
CHINESE ESPIONAGE
GET READY FOR IPHONE ENCRYPTION TO BE USELESS BOYS
GET READY FOR LEAKS LADS
>CHINESE ESPIONAGE
>GET READY FOR IPHONE ENCRYPTION TO BE USELESS BOYS
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CHINESE ESPIONAGE
GET READY FOR IPHONE ENCRYPTION TO BE USELESS BOYS
GET READY FOR LEAKS LADS
>CHINESE ESPIONAGE
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>GET READY FOR LEAKS LADS
CHINESE ESPIONAGE
GET READY FOR IPHONE ENCRYPTION TO BE USELESS BOYS
GET READY FOR LEAKS LADS
>CHINESE ESPIONAGE
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>GET READY FOR LEAKS LADS
>>72247292
miren al tomate
no es triste?
el no puede bailar
pobre tomate
So is Apple falling apart? Is Foxconn planning to buy it?
>>72245855
That's called brute force cybernetics.
>>72248989
>>72249328
>Its worst quarter in over a decade
What
It had $50 billion in sales and $10 billion in profit
Apple didn't have even a tenth of those numbers 10 years ago
>>72244045
>A mac at retail $2099 can still sell for like $1700 in 3 years.
I swear people who buy Apple products get stupider daily.
>>72249144
forgot my image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD5pqOsW1PU
>3:45
>>72242842
AIDS is a helluva drug
>>72242842
it was suicide
my coworker's brother works at apple
CAP THIS
Holy shit, An employee killed himself. Its not fucking tim cook niggers just some beta faggot like you guys that worked for apple called it quits
>>72249747
It's going to get worse for them: the PC and phone market is saturated, no one is buying their new shit... I wonder how it's going to affect iPhone 7. Are they going to panic and make some sort of turd overloaded with useless """""""""""killer""""""""" features? I saw the protorype and it's already looking just like iPhone 6...
He'll be sitting on his iCloud right now. Sick of going home to his empty iPad.
What's an apple? Posted from my Sony Xperia Z5 Premium.
>>72249928
Gotta beat the suicide nets somehow.
>>72242842
Not giving help to FBI to crack phones. What a dummy.
>>72247703
>aspiring dev
>doesn't know android is superior
>>72249928
seppuku for shaming appuru desu ne.
>>72250128
It's part of the trifecta of obnoxious.
A vegan, atheist, apple fag.
>>72249791
>IRS agent
>slams the door in his face
kek based Veggietales.
>>72243499
Apples stock dropped because it's earnings fell short of expectations.
>>72249747
what doofus meant to say is it was the first time their revenue dropped since 2013. But they did miss on both earnings and revenue.
>>72242842
Apple is headed for dark times.
>>72248077
Did Cock get choked to death?
>Dozens of chinks kill self working in apple slave dens
>One retarded apple fag kills self
SJW will post about the 1st world problems an hero more.
>>72242842
Local LA news reported this
Said the call was about a suicide, the day after Apple stock fell 7%
>>72250191
Android is so bad even niggers don't want to use it.
>see thread
>google "tim cook dead"
>results are nothing but tabloid articles and proven hoaxes
>129 replies
What the fuck
>>72251236
Android is fine
sometimes
Most all of the time apps run and look better on iOS though.
>>72242842
i hope this is legit. i hate that american-hating terrorist.
>>72251384
Bigger audience too, but also means more competition
>>72251319
He is growing stronger.
>>72242842
>promotes privacy stuff and tries to not help the FBI
>gets shot with beanbags until death
makes sense
Well it's mainstream news now
>>72242842
It was a beaner.
>It was a beaner.
It was a beaner.
>It was a beaner.
>>72250284
Isn't it more obnoxious to point out that you don't own a mainstream phone and than list the alternative smart phone you currently own?
I own an Iphone but it is just another smartphone to me. It works very well but that doesn't mean I'm overly attached to it. If I see a better product when this one needs replacing, I'll buy that instead, no question.
>>72252284
They're quick for race when it's the dead person
>>72243213
Why do liberals love them so much? Why are they still attached to hipsters image?
I don't care about the hipster thing but nowadays most hipster Slavic folk type usually have androids? Or at least one I've met
>>72252284
>he wanted to make america great again
>>72244846
>theres an app for that
>>72242842
Holy shit! Did Tim Cook just shoot his head off with a revolver and whiskey?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3561995/Police-investigating-possible-suicide-Apple-s-headquarters.html
>>72252467
>Why do liberals love them so much?
Because they are closed systems, nearly virus proof, and easy as fuck to use at the basic level. Liberals tend to lack technical ability as they never developed a focus on logical thought.
As a result, they like Apple products because they can pretend to be technically proficient without actually learning or doing anything.
Isn't Tim Cook the same guy who refused to let the FBI into that shitskin's phone?
Disgruntled Foxconn employee maybe?
>>72253409
but only for applecucks
>>72253915
Foxconn is in mainland China. They said Hispanic so that probably means an Indian guy if he's at apple, one of the h1b guys.
>>72248989
>*ring* *ring*
>Mr. Cook?
>Yes...
>Mr. Timothy Cook
>Yes, who is this?
>Mr. Timothy Donald Cook?
>*BANG*
>>72254033
What is a plane ticket?
>>72246302
>>72246321
>>72246458
>>72246464
>>72246501
>>72246541
>>72246601
nice rainbow ID get
>>72244045
>Apple
>Iphone top tier quality
>Conserves its value over time.
Top kek, bunch of fucking retards buying a computer that was outdated at the time it was released for way more than a modern and better build would cost only because it runs fagOSX and has an apple on the backside
>>72249928
has fag cock given any signs of life so far?
its been a while now
>>72254289
> implying a Foxconn employee can leave without being in a body bag
> implying Chinese peasants can just "leave"
That was unexpected.
>>72254289
>escaping china
>Escaping foxconn at all
>>72249747
it had started 2 years ago before they got into china but china saved them
then countless chinese fabs have actually reached their level they even reached s7 level for 1/8 of the cost...
people are realising that they are not sheeps..
>>72246796
USDA Choice shitpost
>>72242842
R.I.P what does the future hold for Microsoft? they lost a truly great leader like Macintosh computing when Steve Jobs Died.
I used to be a developer for a hip bay area firm. I can attest to the following.
1. Many developers have depression due to easy life. This may seem strange but think of The Apathetic from Zardoz.
2. Relationship disputes seem like much bigger deals since the rest of their life is an artificial game/not very challenging.
3. There is a lot of ego warfare. It's important to be seen as smart, hip, and cutting edge. Being anything less means you are shit.
4. Many developers also suffer from imposter syndrome. Meaning they don't feel they are worth what they are being paid, nor the praise they are given. This is often true, but nobody tells them, so it becomes a huge identity complex, leading to point number 1.
I would very much like for it to be Chinese espionage rather human drama nobody cares about. Too bad it probably is.
>>72242842
i thought this was a joke first... omfg
>>72248077
>Tim Cock
Nice fail at fake Twittering, man.
>>72252284
>self deportations the old fashioned way
i thought commiefornians a gun free state
WHEW LAWD
LOTS OF HIGH PROFILE OFFERINGS DURING THE BLOOD SACRIFICE TO THE BEAST
SNAKE EATS APPLE
PLACES THE PRINCE UPON THE ALTAR
GET READY BOYS SHITS GONNA START HAPPENIN
>>72249747
the iphone 7 is rumored to look exactly like the iphone 6, without huge upgrades, they may not redesign it radically until iphone 8 in 2017
>>72255997
Why do you get my hopes up
>>72252284
if he killed someone else, he would have been white
>>72255997
Fake and gay.
>>72251236
You're not even trying. Kindergarten shitpost.
Please be an iTunes head developer who just learned they were taking the program in a different direction.
>>72245586
Tim just helping us remove mexicans
>>72246787
>Maybe invest in developing some kind of gaming laptop or desktop to compete with the only reason I still own a windows machine
>bullshit marketing ploys to rip off teenagers and retards will make game devs support OSX
okay
>>72242842
Apple CEO curse?
>>72248898
So perhaps you're wondering why someone would play sudoku... before committing suicide?
Between this and the declining sales does it mean its finally going to the be the year of the GNU/Linux desktop?
>>72256293
Where did quake threads go? Ayyyy.
>>72247562
t. pajeet
>>72253485
>Despite reports that a female may have been involved in a dispute
$100 says she cucked him.
>>72256497
It's true though.
>>72244045
I hate OSX machines because they are insanely overpriced, for the same hardware price you can get a PC that is much better, but I can't deny the programmer functionality. Macs are nice if money is not an issue, if it is a custom-built PC is far superior.
>>72255809
Shit man, that sounds pretty bleak.
He got snuffed as part of some gay AIDS fetish.
>>72257530
"Tim I'm pregnant. I know you have this gay fashion icon image but it's over, I'm going to the press and telling them you are straight and I'm knocked up with our baby."
B A N G
> It only took one woman to destroy Apple. Hire only men.
>>72257691
>insanely overpriced
No they're not, this is a myth that's been destroyed over and over again.
>>72242842
AIDS?
>>72252293
Just say you have an Android m8 nobody will call you obnoxious
(I'm too much of a /g/ autist to use any other smartphone type anyway)
The reason appleniggers are obnoxious is because they associate iphones with "class" and "rich people" yet the only people who own them at this point are poor people that want to feel rich and hipsters who are loyal to apple to the end.
Homosexuality kills.
>>72258498
for the cpu, ram, gpu & hard drive, teah they fuckin are m8.
for the 8.6mm aluminium unibody frame, haptic retina trackpad & assorted bullshit, maybe not.
>>72257130
Unfortunately Microsoft is claiming most of new PC sales with Windows 10, big time. The only threat to Microsoft is Google and their Chromebooks, followed by Apple. But Microsoft is still dominating. Linux might catch up one day via Google.
>>72259448
To add to this, homosexuals of /pol/, this is the future you choose.
>>72247562
>Look maa, i compared Steve Jobs to an inventor.
Who gives a poo? Steve Jobs was a businessman, NOT a philanthropist. Why do people confuse the two? Mother Teressa was a philanthropist(although a bitch herself).
>>72247008
>UNIX
>Xcode
>develop for UNIX / Linux directly
>develop for Windows via VM
>"As a developer, no they're not. They're shit."
You're obviously not a developer.
