They have been spotted together in the venue ahead of the press conference later according to MSNBC.
Looks like the last gasp attempt to turn female voters away from Trump.
>>72235254
That is one ugly fucking duo
>>72235254
>she
>>72235254
>vp
of what? the mcdonalds hes gonna work at?
cruz is irrelevant and clearly lost
its over for him
>>72235254
Is that Bruce Jenner?
>>72235254
I didn't support Ted Cruz or Carly Fiorina before but now that Cruz has declared her as his VP, I AM A CRUZ MISSILE!!!
>>72235254
Too little too late
I mean just look at that face
where my #cruzmissiles at?
lock onto this thread NOW
>>72235491
BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOS
>>72235254
Who cares what Cruz does.
The fire already rose, he got consumed by the flames.
>>72235254
... Is Ted aware that he still has a political scene to return to after his failed presidential bid? Reminds me of that one qhore in the office who got drunk as fuck and also naked but then came to day after and now nobody has respect for her at corporate.
>>72235254
She might just be there to stand behind him like Christie does for Trump
People are going to vote against Cruz now because they don't want to have 4 or 8 years of seeing Horseface Carly on TV.
>>72235254
Will he shove a carrot in her ass to make it look like she's talking?
>>72235254
Loser runs with loser.
Shocker.
She got no votes and they think she will help him?
This is as dumb as the Kasich and Cruz alliance
Today Cruz announces he chooses Fiorina as his VP, tomorrow Trump announces Oprah.
>muh womyn vote
Women want strong men as leaders not whiny rats.
>>72235254
>using Fiorina like a two-bit hooker for a desperate, last-chance grasp at winning the candidacy by pandering to dumb women
>not expecting this to backfire in a world full of feminists, SJWs, and professional memers
kek
Is she THE dc madam we've heard so much about?
>>72235254
>implying she's going to be the Vice President
If I were Canadian I would honestly be ashamed more of Ted Cruz than of Trudeau.
>>72235895
Cruz won 3 actually.
Lol
>>72235640
That seems like why others have dropped out
Then again, Ohioans and Texans have shown us time and time again how retarded they are
>>72235996
>Kasich has more then double the votes and yet Cruz's number of delegates is more then half
RIGGED
>>72235996
>over 60% of the vote
>lose half the delegates
Fuck Rhode Island.
>>72235996
Trump BTFO
>>72235950
>tfw Texan
>can just pretend Cruz is really a Canadian for the comfort of my mind
>>72235254
I hope this helps him.
>>72235996
Wow, Cucksich didn't even get half as many votes as Trump but gets half the number of Trump delegates.
Is it based on county wins?
>>72235254
Republican women are basically abused housewives. They'll vote for whoever their husband tells them to, this would be meaningless.
>>72235774
Remember how Fox expanded the main debate just so Carly wasn't at the literally who debate so she could try stumping Trump with muh vagina?
L O L
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>>72235254
MATHEMATICALLY ELIMINATED
Calls himself a Biblical Christian but selects a woman for a position of power? Pandering hypocrisy if he does.
Is it standard practice to announce your running mate before you receive the nomination?
>>72236282
No but Cruz is desperate
>>72235603
I´d love to see Fiorona get grilled by Trump tho
While cruz
got
burned the fuck down
also check these badboys
>>72236194
Yeah, but the way they do it is fucking dumb.
>If three candidates each won at least 10 percent of the vote in a district, each candidate received one of that district's delegates
LOOK AT THAT FACE
WHO WOULD VOTE FOR THAT
>>72236226
>This is your G-d, a woman?!?
Maybe he's announcing he's taking her on as a second wife
>>72236282
Its not unheard of but 99% of the they are announced at the party convention after the person is formally picked as the nominee.
>>72236457
That process is real retarded, sir
That's terrifying.
Declaring her VP is like pure impenetrable assassination protection.
If they managed to get elected he would not even need secret service guards while in the US.
>>72236571
Women shouldn't be in positions with so much power.
>>72236868
https://youtu.be/DWyYeRg0DTw?t=24s
This isn't to really gain new voters it is primarily is done to try to change the media story for the rest of the week. He will also try to guarantee a Mike pence endorsement at sometime before the primary again for media narrative. Carly fiorina will also help marginally in California
>>72236226
This
>>72236988
I don't watch cartoons
>>72235254
Do you think Carly Fiorina knows she's everything detestable about Hillary but magnified exponentially? Lolz this fucking election.
>>72236156
Cuban too
>>72237339
Trump will fucking mutilate her horseface at the next rally.
do you'll think he fucked her too?
>>72235996
Ted Cruz finished behind a man who is 4th in a 3 man race...
I really hope he doesn't just announce Fiorina as his VP. It's so stupid, desperate, and boring.
Maybe he's announcing that the Cruz Sex Scandal is true.
>>72236156
iktfb
>>72235474
top bantz
>>72235254
What a surprise, like if there was any other choice. They both want to nuke Iran, that's their main common point.
Political suicide.
Its literally bait for Trump.
I can picture the Tweet he sends out if this is true:
"Lyin' Ted Cruz just announced failed candidate and CEO Carly Fiorina as his running-mate. Bad move!"
Can you really announce VP before the nomination? He'll look like a fucking idiot by pivoting towards the general, only to get cucked at the convention.
>>72240454
He's playing the woman card.
>>72235254
VP of what? Losing?
Is he banging her too or something?
>>72235372
>>72240425
>political suicide
Why is this a meme, he will probably go back to the senate if he doesn't become president, and despite all you faggots he is a bad ass senator.
>implying he isn't dropping out
>>72240100
What the hell is bantz?!
>>72241029
No he's not.
>>72235254
Yes, and my fat ass will announce shortly my understudy for whenever I get into the Russian ballet.
>>72235774
>She got no votes and they think she will help him?
It's a mystery.
Fiorina is only a person he would float / announce if he was running against Hillary.
>>72235950
>>72235254
>They have been spotted together in the venue ahead of the press conference later according to MSNBC.
No shit. Carly is a Cruz surrogate and has campaigning with Ted in a bunch of different states since she endorsed.
>>72242366
>>72242482
>>72242546
wtf is that
>>72242366
the fuck is Tuvalu ???
>>72242546
didn't your island sink a couple of years ago?
Two losers who are both already mathematically eliminated calling themselves President and Vice President.
>>72235254
>Mathematically eliminated
>Chooses running mate
Fucking Rat.
rato does understand that people can see his desperation as a sign of weakness right.
LOOK AT THEIR FACES! HOW CAN ANYONE VOTE FOR THOSE FACES!
>>72235254
Pretty cool of Cruz to go the progressive route and nominate a tranny for VP.
>>72235254
trump should get bernie as his vp
>both are against their own corrupted parties
>both want whats best for our country
>both will dominate hillary in a landslide with support from both sides
>>72244041
can't candidates team up/add up their delegates up until that point?
I hope he announces it and the backlash is even worse than C.U.C.K.
>even though I won't be the nominee let me tell you I'm trying to steal it out from under you already choosing my vp
>>72244186
He actually thinks he's the second coming of christ. So I doubt it
>>72244337
Sorry anon you cant eb the webb.
>>72235372
FPBP
>>72244337
Trump = Nationalist
Sanders = Socialist
Nationalist + Socialist = National Socialism
>>72244355
Carly has nothing. 5 delegates at the most.
>>72244337
fuck off nazi
>>72241267
Banter
>>72244671
no, I mean merging with kasich
Imagine Rato having sex with that. Both of them naked in a hotel room. His extremely pale soft and flabby body glistening in sweat while rubbing her cold and skeletal feet all over his face while she reads encyclopedias to him.
His massive 4 inch erection at attention ready to fire at the nearest touch of a vagina. His wife in another room having group sex with a bunch of bankers high on Viagra and testosterone supplements.
MMMMMMMMM baby
>>72237129
>Carly fiorina will also help marginally in California
How?? By running another company into the ground before Tuesday?
>>72235474
Posted just so I can say I appreciate that MacDonald's line.
>>72244337
>>72244664
>>72244715
our system is already corrupt as fuck and this might be the best way to reach a new golden age. get rid of corrupted politicians and unwanted entities at the same time
>>72235372
>fucking duo
You're probably right.
>>72243707
>>72243041
Tuvalu is a country in Oceania. It's between Asia and Austria.
>>72236194
>Is it based on county wins?
Trump won every county anon . . . http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/apr/26/acela-primary-live-results-election-democrats-republicans-maryland-connecticut-pennsylvania-delaware-rhode-island
>>72243707
Something like 90% of its revenue is leasing the .tv domain suffix.
>>72235254
Guess Cruz wants to make sure his campaign is really over.
Ted Cruz must beleive that if he keeps digging a hole eventually he'll find himself in the chinese stratosphere
Didn't this bitch run a couple of companies to the ground? At any rate she's more masculine than Rato.
>>72235254
The push for Jim Webb VP on Trump's ticket must being in earnest. Jim will lock up the general.
>>72246966
This is the same woman who -after losing New Hampshire "cheered herself up" by firing her entire staff
>>72235254
In french we have a saying which, roughly translated, give : "to finish in beauty".
Apparently, you don't have it in the anglo-saxon world.
>>72235254
Truth is, young females hate Boomer bitches. That's why Hillary has such a female problem.
>>72236222
Haha, no HD having pleb
What every happened with that mysterious $500k that transferred from a cruz pac to a fiorina pac?
>>72247282
Whats the phrase? (i would like to know it)
>>72247282
like being a "good sport", the opposite of a sore loser? As in "Cam Newton did not finish in beauty after the Superb Owl"
>>72247501
What happened with the whole adultery accusation?
The chatter seems to have gone away for a time at least.
>>72242546
RARE AS FUCK
>>72247501
Many insiders suspect it was an indirect hush-payment to one of those chix he was fucking. She was working for the fiorina PAC, and was paid about half that 500k to consult or whatever.
Only speculation at this point, but it probably will come out in an eventual lawsuit long after this election cycle is over with. Very strange move for a PAC for candidate x to give a half million dollars (or any money for that matter) to a PAC for candidate y.
>>72235254
>does not have nomination
>lost all 5 states yesterday
>"hey look guys, it's carly!!!"
This is probably because the hush money for Ted's cheating being Heidi's back isn't enough to keep her quiet anymore. Hope the both wind up in jail.
>>72247706
Enquirer is hinting at a data dump in May. I suspect they're getting ducks in a row.
If I was more conspiracy minded, I'd say they're waiting until they see if the RNC is going to try to cheat Trump out of the nod and blindside the RNC with it.
You don't restore America as a constitutional republic by putting women in government positions. Women must be removed from politics
>>72242546
new one for me, never laid eyes on that flag
>>72247137
A Jim Webb VP selection will make Trump's certain loss into a historic one.
>>72242546
Noice flag, m8.
>>72247501
>believing this
>>72236222
CHECKED
>>72242482
>flag
What solar system are you from?
>>72247946
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>>72248096
>>72247962
>>72248181
>mfw dealing in good analysis but ppl just care about the flag
far behind the front runner and already announcing a VP? wew dats something new?
>>72235254
She would not have agreed to this without dnc assurances of a guaranteed nomination for cruz.
Ted Cruz and Caligula have something in common: They both appointed a horse into government.
Damn, this destroyed my last remaining faith in cruz. I honestly didnt mind him and thought he was a decent 2nd pick after trump, but I really can't support a cruz/fiorina ticket. Two incredibly unlikable people seems like a bad way to go.
Still hoping trump picks rubio as his vp.
what is he even trying to accomplish? he can't win legit, and he wouldn't even be the nominee at the convention. kek
thats like as if scott walker announced his vp candidate today. who fucking cares, he's out and nobody wants him
>>72248558
Cruz is a sperglord. And he thinks that if he buries his head, closes his eyes, and chants "I'M WINNING I'M WINNING I'M WINNING" then things will magically change and he'll be the nominee.
the shit Cruz and Kasich are pulling this election cycle are fucking ridiculous.
>>72248278
Start posting more and people will stop noticing the flag. It worked for Somalibro and the guy from Trinidad.
>>72248278
If it's any consolation, you analysis is for shit because--like all the Trumpfags, and as it's been throughout the campaign--you proceed from the assumption that shitpost contain good information and never check into a thing on your own.
Cruz isn't going to announce Carly as his VP. Fiorina is one of his surrogates and often accompanies him to campaign events.
>>72247706
>>72247788
I guess it's probably all just a coincidence.
>>72247946
We live in interesting times.
LEL
>>72248988
>Cruz isn't going to announce Carly as his VP.
But he already did, you fucking idiot.
Now apologize.
>>72249160
Last time a VP was announced prior to the candidate getting the nomination was Reagan in 1976, who lost on the first ballot.
>>72244254
>>72235254
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>72235996
I thought Penn had 71 delegate?
>>72247282
Say to finish gracefully, its closest I guess
>>72247549
You say : "Finir en beauté" (literally "to finish in beauty"). Maybe your equivalent is "to finish on a high note" ?
>>72247689
Well partially but it's more about finishing with something really positive like a win or an impressive move (even if you lost). It would be like losing but "with the honors", not a bad defeat. Usually you say that about a champion about to retire. He should retire after a last nice win, a way to say that his career didn't end badly. A lot of champions stay too long and get forgotten before they even retire.
>>72249160
But he already did, you fucking idiot.
Really now? How about a source on that, bucko?
One that affirms how you just phrased it, in pasted tense, and not some vapid media speculation 'based' on who Cruz might have on his short list?
>which isn't something that would be done before the convention, for if it's a delegate battle at that point as is his plan he may have to swing a deal between those who have a number of them, such as with Rubio or Kasich.
>>72249562
Thank you. Can I also say the "to finish on a high note" ?
>>72238203
Cuban here. We don't want him. I guess he's stuck with the Canadians.
>>72249558
majority of them are not pledged (can vote for whomever they wish)
>>72245518
That's a wide gap.
>>72249733
google it you twat; here's one source
http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/27/politics/ted-cruz-carly-fiorina-vice-president/index.html
>>72235491
Her name is Caitlin
>>72239216
Texas is shit, they voted for a fucking rat
>>72249733
You're an idiot.
>>72250294
>will
>according to unnamed sources
>not specified what association the sources have in relation to the Cruz campaign, or party apparatus
>no level of importance attributed to the sources
>no basic journalistic effort done have the campaign offer an official comment on the story
It's almost as if you don't know how to assess media stories for their value.
>>72235420
Never fucking change /pol/. KEK
>>72250721
hook me up with this proxy my man
>>72250721
>It's almost as if you don't know how to assess media stories for their value.
and almost like you're prone to pick up on rumor-mongering and think of it as a something that's already accomplished fact.
>>72242366
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