Turkroach living in the moorish caliphate of portugal fights off a horde of niggers who tried to rob his kebab place with a kebab knife
>PALACIO DO KEBAB
Is that Erdogan's new presidential residence?
Viva portugal
>>72233141
kek
>trying to fuck with a turk wielding döner sword
huh I almost want to support the turkroach but I'd rather just watch
>>72234179
holy shit
http://www.cmjornal.xl.pt/multimedia/videos/detalhe/veja_o_video_da_rixa_em_lisboa.html
>>72232865
Un salade tomate oignons bacalhau chef ! sauce harissa !
dear Porto, Is Bacalhau kebab a thing ??
>>72232865
Boy when turk's hold that fucking kebab knife they are a true horror to behold.
>>72234179
Look's like he got a good cut of nigger meat on that one!
>>72232865
>>72233141
the guy is kurd, not roach
>mfw roaches trying to steal kurd accomplishments
>>72232865
Based turk
>>72232865
>Palácio do Kebab
top fucking kek
is this in Lisbon?
>>72234980
now he has to bin that contaminated knife though
>>72235013
Kurd my ass.
>turks do something good
>"THEY KRUDS!"
>turks do something bad
>"THEY TURKS! EVIL TURKS!"
>>72235067
Yes
>PALACIO DO KEBAB
BASED KURD FUCKING UP NIGGERS
ISIS PLEASE BOMB LISBON AND ALL OF THE SOUTH PLEASE
>>72235067
Yup, Santos.
These nigs are not even speaking portuguese, at least i can't make anything of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UK0lNbCgHo
>>72235161
Relax Köksal, nobody wants to be a turk.
>>72234179
He hit that nog right across the face. Glad it like left an impression.
I love portugal !
btw Seems that there is more portuguese in france than in portugal
Good construction and truck driving skills, good food and porto, low wage manpower, too bad your girls are hairy ;)
>>72232865
Porra Portugal vocês logo mais estão em nosso nível
>>72235280
Jesus Christ.
If you told me this was somewhere in the middle east, I wouldn't even doubt you. I can't even understand a word they're saying.
What the fuck happened to our capital?
And then the next thing I find when I open sapo is this shit http://24.sapo.pt/article/sapo24-blogs-sapo-pt_2016_04_27_1920411641_desejo-de-portugal-e-ir-o-mais-longe-possivel-no-acolhimento-de-refugiados--diz-marcelo-rebelo-de-sousa
god damn I am mad.
>>72232865
Based portugal
>>72235013
There's a difference?
They're all brown
>>72232865
what's the hate for döner shops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guClTjgLZ9Y
>>72235456
NUKE THE SOUTH
>>72234530
i love how we turkish people protect what is ours. it is truly one of the best merits we have.
>>72232865
>Portuguese man in the caliphate of Portugal fends off portugese burglars with a Portuguese food knife
>>72235161
ROACH
O
A
C
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>>72235435
No, they are much more portuguese/european than us.
anyone calling him a kurd clearly havent seen any kurd or turk. he is too white and hairless to be kurd and he does look turkish.
>>72235456
It's all fucked. Total invasion, AND conquering by the niggers.
>>72235280
>>72232865
>dat tuga accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt9m54iYD8Y
kek.
>>72235666
>we
we wuz kurds n shiet
>>72235572
sorry mehmet but i prefer lebanese shawarma, your doner kebap is less tasty
>>72235690
>source: my ass
The restaurant has a Turkish theme, it's Turkish.
>>72234179
>not going for the neck
Holy shit Lord Kek works in mysterious ways indeed!
>PALACIO DO KEBAB
>>72235772
This.
Despite the language and the memes, kurds have much more sand people blood than turks.
Maybe he's only half-kurd
>palacio do kebab
Holy shit, it's true.
Based Manuel.
>>72235161
That is usually the truth though. Turks are muslims, kurds are mostly christian.
>>72235572
Did.. he hit that guy with a tortilla 40 seconds in?
>>72235280
why are there so many africanoids?
looks like the reconquest of the caliphate is going swell, inshallah
>>72235870
http://portugalresident.com/kurdish-restaurant-owner-attacked-by-drunken-mob-in-lisbon
WE
>>72235975
>kurds are mostly christian
Can we force this meme more?
>>72235862
average döner in west is truly shit i can agree with that. they should start making iskender döner with hot butter.
>>72232865
I can't even tell who is a shitskin and who isn't.
>>72236022
it's in the fucking capital and there was a "african" party in a nearby disco
i hate lisbon so much
>>72235666
You have little to protect.
>>72236022
Ex-colonies.
>>72235408
>Good construction
mfw i have 3 family members who are construction workers in france and another one in switzerland
>>72235975
>Kurds
>Christians
They killed tons of christians in early XX century because Muh Islam.
The ME christians are mostly assyrians and lebanese
>>72235666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9n2wia7bN4
:DD
>inb4 tyt
>>72235975
this has to be b8
>>72236069
>restaurant owner of a Turkish themed (Ottoman) shop
>kurdish
>bunch of african muslim niggers
>drunken
Nice try, meme article.
>>72232865
>Taking of Constantinople .webm
Based KURD! Can you niggers even read? Turkroaches would never do something like this. They're BBC lovers.
>>72236335
>being this much delusional
>>72232865
I thought niggers were strong. They could all attack at the same time and squeeze the roach.
>>72236521
>>72236591
>>72236335
Muslims? This are niggers from our ex-colonies. They're "christian".
>>72236138
tammam this looks so good ?
btw is this an equivalant of armenian basterma ?
>>72235690
>poor uneducated youths, where crime is the only way of life
Who the fuck writes criminals that didn't care to go to school like that.
>>72236777
>btw is this an equivalant of armenian basterma
no
>>72236777
Fucking shitskin.
>>72236335
the guy is a kurd and the niggers were drunk coming from a nearby african party
>>72235666
>>72236889
lol t'as un probleme avec la bouffe méditerranéenne ? t'es plutôt #teamchoucroute ?
>>72236687
Haha, that's funny because I actually did serve in Iraq. I fucking loved the Kurds and they treated Americans like GODS. Meanwhile, there is a turkroach in this board who constantly shitposts dead American soldiers.
>Palácio do Kebab
My fucking sides
>>72237105
thanks to your brillant intervention, the place is now a calm and prosperous land of peace and democracy... kek
>>72235975
Kurds are filthy muslim rats but at least they are mostly secularized now.
Christians are Assyrians and coastal population of Syria + half of Lebanon and a small portion of Egypt (the remaining Copts)
>>72236893
>kurdish kebapshop
>attacked by drunk niggers after fucking african party
Literally cancerland.
>>72237262
someone please nuke our capital, thats all i ask
>>72237236
>Kurds are filthy muslim rats but at least they are mostly secularized now.
Is that why 99% of honor killings in Turkey are committed by Kurds?
It's kinda sad that no one came to the roaches aid though, portuguese people really have almost a nip mentality of not getting involved if shit goes down.
>>72237368
Ask burgers, I am poor
>>72234179
http://mulpix.com/post/1009715527134544736.html
this pic is from 10 months ago, cm isn't a real source
>>72237262
basterma & soujouk eater is trigerred by turkish kebab knife ninja ?
are you Tachnagsutyun m8 ?
>>72237482
nice one lad.
>>72237439
It's almost everywhere like this..
>>72237515
Well desu, kebaps have some tasty food
>>72236787
You have to think from their point of view, how are they going to get money for those Jordans and flat billed caps, they can't get a job so they rob people.
>>72232865
Who do you side with?
>>72237632
>mfw half armo half turk
>mfw hated by both
>mfw no face
REEEEEEEE
I could watch stuff like that all day. Almost like a medieval battle. That roach held his kebab point pretty well, too! Now all he needs is a good sword and a chainmail and give the niggers some spears.
>>72237423
Do you have data to back up that claim? I don't know much about Kurds desu. Only that they have constant fights with your people.
>>72237423
By secularized I mean, at least they are not committing genocide against Christian and Yazidi populations they live near/with/come across in their conquest of Syria and Iraq.
Little doubt that Turkey would obliterate those demographics if they invaded.
>>72236893
> niggers were drunk coming from a nearby african party.
Well they sure as hell were not coming from a 9 to 5 job!
>>72235975
I thought you guys were redpilled. What the fuck is that post?
>>72235870
kurds are turkish if they're doing something decent, right?
>>72237632
I agree but kebap food in france is not tasty as it is in the middle east ( I love Basterma Bedo and the armenian district in Burj hammoud (Lebanon). I love armenian culture but your language is awful and your girls mostly ugly...
>>72232865
Fucking niggers.
It's rare for me to actually want to defend kebab instead of remove kebab.
>>72237236
>Kurds are secularized.
I want to know where does /pol/ get its information from? What the fuck is this board? How can you guys be this wrong?
Kurds are worse than arabs. What the fuck is this nonsense sympathy for Kurds in this board? Is it because you dislike Turks? Trust me, they are ten times worse than any Turk you'll ever meet.
>>72237230
What if I told you, it was always the plan to create the Islamic State? The USA have been financing and aiding radical muslim "freedom fighters" against Middle Eastern secular governments for decades now. And while the IS exists, they are financing the "moderate rebels" (psst, that's Al-Nusra) to get rid of based Assad of Syria, who is Alevi, and where Christians were free to practice their religion.
>>72235408
>portuguese girls
>hairy
you are either virgin or ugly
>>72235280
People today dress like shit. Skinny jeans are fucking female pants on men. Anyone male in this thread who wears skinny jeans should kill themselves.
>>72238289
I personally hate both of you and hope you all die.
>>72237984
>Christian and Yazidi populations they live near/with/come across in their conquest of Syria and Iraq.
They literally slaughtered Assyrians, and they were the actual executioners of Jewish Young Turks' Armenian Genocide. They settled Armenian lands, and dug up their "treasures". They are still doing this. Stop defending K*rds in any case. if someone is fighthing vs "bad guys", that doesn't mean they are good guys. grow up.
>b-but they aren't doing it today
They just begun
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/01/assyrians-kurds-qamishli-160112165041894.html
t. half Armo
>>72238289
depends from where in turkey, Istanbul and big cities are more secularizd than the inbred countryside and mountains (hatay...)
>>72238289
the kurd meme is from our politicians saying stupid shit like "lets arm duh kurdz they our bros xD"
>>72237978
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor_killing#Turkey
>>72237984
Genocide has nothing to do with secularizm. We didn't kill Armenians because they were Christians. FYI, they were killed by nationalists because they were collaborating with the Russian invaders and trying to form independence on Anatolia. There are many Jews, Christians in western Turkey as we speak
>>72238336
I've never once seen a hairy girl here, but it's a pretty nice stereotype since it keeps foreigners away from them.
>>72238526
I don't know if you consider the ones who are born here as true portugueses, but nothing kept me away from them.
>>72237978
not related but you'll get the idea
http://bmcpublichealth.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/1471-2458-13-809
>>72233141
The first reply is normally the best.
kek
HEROIS DO MAR
>>72238771
Mec un peu de stéréotypes et de clichés à la con font jamais de mal sur /pol
franchement les françaises d'origine portugaises sont assez moyennes par rapport aux meufs d'italie d'espagne ou même à la beurette de base (dans le genre méditérannéen)
>>72238525
>>72238851
Meh, and here I had hoped Kurds were actually more civilized. So they are both backwards Islamic radicals OR gommunists? Great...
>>72239611
>So they are both backwards Islamic radicals OR gommunists?
yeah i guess, some of them are actually ok but they are like 1% 2% at best
>>72239611
Why would you hope so much from Kurds?
>Islamic radicals OR gommunists?
Both. Most Kurds here are leftist and Muslim as fuck at the same time.
>>72232865
I've been to Lisbon last year. Fucking Niggers at every crossroad trying to sell drugs. I visited many large cities in Europe but I have never seen something like that before.
>Moortugal
>>72240126
Hey, that goes for all of the middle east. Not only kurds.
But well, thats just Islam i guess.
>Sultan has 20 wifes because he has money and can afford them
>Poor Abdul bitchboy has no money and lives in the desert so he can only marry his sister/cousin
>>72235280
This was due to slavery...riiiiight?
>>72235262
U wot fgt
Alentejano here
>>72233141
lewd
Eu tava ai com os meus putos , esse nigga burro de vermelho é meu primo . Amadora representa .
>>72240448
The reason Turkey is 20% red is because of the pic I sent.
>>72240910
kekd
>>72240931
Don't worry. Erdogan and his party are on the way to make Turkey go full red with their future islamic constitution.
>>72239999
Because we have so much bullshit going on with our minorities, I was and am a little desperate that at least one of them is free of all that crap: honour killings, joining IS, becoming suicide bombers, criminal gangs, massive street fights, bullying in school, forming counter cultures against Germany, being on the dole while not learning the language and so ond and on...
>>72239912
I actually saw that headline, because my father abos that magazine, but I hesitate to read that. My shit's already fucked up to the limit since last year.
>>72240448
quebec making us orange...
>>72241156
I thought the Nova Scotia hillbillies are responsible.
>>72232865
>>72241149
>immigrants from peasant backgrounds
>"free from all that crap"
lol'd.
Take a look at Turkish immigrants in America. They're elite as hell because America didn't take in Anatolian/K*rd peasants, they took in educated uni graduates from western Turkey.
>>72235690
>seen as around 50 youths
>around 50 youths
>"youths"
The "youths" of today get upto all sort of hijinks
>>72235772
D A M A G E C O N T R O L
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>>72241149
yeah, i hope you overcome your minority problems before they become majority lad. its sad that your elections aren't even that close.
anyway g2g m8. best of luck
the only question I ask myself when seeing such shit: how long do we have to endure those niggers? When will we liberate ourself from this scourge? when?
GIVING TL:DR HERE
>Lisbon
>Around 7 am
>Niggers leaving a nearby nigger party(yes these exist in Lisbon "african nightclubs" no white people in sight.
>Go into kurdish store still drunk and refuse to pay for a 50cent pastry.
>Owner tells them to leave
>Chimpout starts
>Somehow the niggers actually leave
>kebab guy gets out of store with a kebab sword
>coward nigger comes from behind him and kick him into the ground
>nigger falls too like a fucking retard
>kebab guy stands up slices the nig up right in the face
>level 5 chimpout activated
>around 5 nigs rush to the guy
>1 nig takes out an illegal firearm
>gets like 1 meter away from the kebab guy
>misses
>with the gun shot everyone starts leaving because dude cops lmao
Why wasn't there cops? It was early in the morning on a week day no one was expecting this and it was during the end of the morning shift for the cops. Also it all happened pretty quickly.
6 of the nigs were already arrested/identified.
>mfw all over social media massive racism and anti immigration posts over this
>mfw our leftist government will still sell us out and bring refugees here because they want to suck off merkel
>>72241320
Yeah, but the same USA forced us to take your unemployed, illiterate subhumans from East Anatolia who can't speak proper German after fifty years and their childrend and grand children get indoctrinated by Saudi Terroristia and join IS. The Eternal Boomer enjoyed the cheap labour though.
But of course the roaches in politics and the leftists keep sucking their dicks and keep on working to islamize Germany. It's disgusting.
portugal voce mouro kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>72241903
Get out of schengen. Germany has fucked it up completely. Austria is building a border with Italy, the Balkans have built borders, Greece and Macedonia are cut off, the UK and Ireland were never in and even the North cucks have decided they have had enough.
Its just Germany and French Africa.
>>72232865
A kebab knife? It looks like a machete but it must have been a club instead, cause he gets that one guy a real nice whack with it and there is no blood.
>>72242221
The problem is that the niggers in Portugal are mostly colonials, Brazilians, Mozambicans, Angolans, Cape Verdeans. The sort of immigrants that the Germans are getting don't give a shit about Portugal because it's poor and obscure.
Portugal needs to reject its socialist tendencies and elect a right wing government if it wants to change things.
>>72234179
OTTOMAN'D
H E R Ó I S D O M A R
N O B R E P O V O
Madeira here, fuck you continental cuckolds.
>>72242501
unless theres a chimpout per day for a year it wont happen. the south wont let it happen
>>72242221
You know what's funny?
Our last government got like 1k refugees to come here. Only around a few hundred arrived.
They put them in the countryside and most of them disappeared over night. No one knows where they went (they probably all ran away to france/uk right away or even spain).
Now our leftist coalition party wants to bring like 10k of them(despite the population not wanting them) and giving them literally everything for free (while our own people have to immigrate because dude socialism works great until people find the massive debt we take to pay for free shit :^^^^^^^^) ).
It's going to be a cluster a cluster fuck if any near that amount of "refugees" get here.
>>72242635
>people vote for pcp
>>72236138
Well yeah, we usually only eat kebabs as fast food. Plenty of actual restaurants that do that shit right though.
>>72243794
Fodasse, doença mental crl.
>>72243794
At least they prevented changing the name of our citizen card cause "it didn't respect the gender identity"
www.dn.pt/portugal/interior/pcp-chumba-mudanca-de-nome-do-cartao-de-cidadao-5136869.html
That one portufaggot looks like he got a nice gash on the face with that machete.
Good Job To The Kebab
>>72243794
Not for long, they are almost all dying at this point(hence why they only get votes in the country side that is full of old PTSD voters)
>>72242833
Sounds like your government is sucking germanys refugee dick because it looks good for Germany if "everyone is totally taking them guise!" When in reality they leave anywhere they are put and go to Germany.
kurds are fucking animals
They must be really, really shitty people if they're too stupid to make their way to Germany and choose to remain in Poortugal.
>>72244661
Pretty much yeah.
They want to stay on Germany's good side because they need their support when passing budgets and shit (they were getting hardcore hammered on the past budget because dude lmao lets spend more money we don't have, and then accepted to bring in refugees. Only a coincidence goym :^)) )
>>72235697
>portugal is more portuguese than brazil
Thanks Dilma
>>72234179
thats gonna leave a mark
>>72244319
>mfw my ID card expired 1 month ago
what's the worst that could happen?
>>72232865
are those natives?
>>72236214
yup, Kurds actually killed the Turkish ordered Armenian Genocide circa 1915.
>>72237173
almost every single kebab shop in the country, and the world, has the word "kebab" in its name, whats the joke here?
>>72233869
That nose...
>>72246598
either born in former portuguese colonies, or sons of people who were.
>>72242516
underrated.
>>72234179
niggers btfo
>>72235280
mup da doo di doo bix nood
>>72241382
youths is a code word for niggers
>>72236189
Portuguese people are viewed as dumber than niggers here
Atleast the niggers here tend to care about doing their job right
>>72248774
I'm not surprised. You're hosting (mainly) our poorly-educated blue-collar workers.
>>72232865
>>72234388
>88
for Hail Hitler
>>72235156
Well that's a small price to pay for a chance to slash some niggers. Don't you think so?