*hurgdurgadurgadurgadurgadurga banjo music starts playing*
Howdy y'all. Im yer typical trump supporter. excuse me fer one momnt
adurdurdurdurdurduhduhduh hyuk hyuk hyuk
sorry bout dat, its a lil genetic defect on account dat i's inbred hyuk hyuk hyuk. ya me mom is also muh sister
i hate dem wetbacks n darkies even tho i've never seen one of eother in my lif. i just liv in muh sodomy shed in da back woods hurdurrdurrdoy
Trumps a grat biznessman even tho he failed several and inherited most of his money. he haz alot n dats all i care about hyuk. i donno ethics or economics well doy
ah luv muh gunz. ah collect a buncha them incase da guvment comes 2 takem away even tho the guvment has tankz n drones n nuclear weapons. ima paranoyd schizofrenic tho hyuk
well i gotta go scream n cermplain at town hall meetins bout issues that i donno about.
hyuk.
*hurdurgadurgadurgadurgdurgdurga banjo music ends*
>>72201620
Joke's on you, those people are Cruz supporters.
Stale Pasta 0/10
>>72201620
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>72201620
Piss poor bants m8
>never seen one in my life
That's a Bernie supporter
>>72201620
I support Bernie Sanders and this is literally the 100% truth. I'm so sick and tired of all the redneck biggots. It's 2016. Grow up.
>>72201620
Replace the hillbilly angle with fat virgin NEETs who blame their failures on others and try again.
Oh look THIS thread again *yawns*.
>>72201620
While the raw Republican turnout is lower, Trumps highest level of support is literally New England.
>>72201620
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
>>72201620
thats a pretty nice looking Ruger 10/22
those people are indeed voting for ted cruz
i imagine trump supporters to be sad middle aged white men who fear short haired women are going to genocide them any day now
>>72201620
Savage!
/pol/ BTFO
Trump supporters on sucide watch
>>72201620
>making fun of those with tourettes
thats low and ableist as fuck
>>72201620
Zzz
>>72201620
I was born and raised in Alabama.
I'm voting Trump. Every single county in Alabama is voting Trump. Every single person is voting for Trump in Alabama.
Southerners are true dashing gentlemen, especially Alabamians. You're no better off comparing a hillbilly to some upstate hobo. General scum in the eyes of everyone, including us Southerners too.
There's nothing that triggers me harder than
>muh retarded inbred souf may may
>>72201620
lol
>>72201620
Ya fuck those stupid rednecks. It is 2016 and these bigots sound like grandpa's lol
*sips tea*
>>72203656
lel
>>72201968
I don't know why but I literally burst into laughter reading this, and I've already seen it a hundred fucking times. Is there a context for this shit?
Provocative, subversive, and hilarious!
>>72201620
just another example of failed yank shitposting
just give up already, we'll never be as good as the aussies
>>72205778
i think its from a tv ad for catheters.
>>72201620
John began humping the bed furiously as his cat stared directly into his green eyes which contorted with every thrust. I"M ALMOST THERE! John yelled, he grabbed onto the tail of his fat cat which meowed in pleasure, his stone hard dick oozed forth a half cup of semen, at the same moment his cat cough up a huge hair ball, John went to the window to pay the homeless man that had witnessed it all. His nightly ritual complete he feel quickly to sleep.
>>72205778
Similar to that old TV ad for diabetes medication, where the mustachioed dude would pronounce it "die-a-beet-tahs". Cat memes ensued.
>p.s. thanks for bodybuilder Lee Priest.
>>72201620
this is amazing, I have never seen some ones jimmies rustled so badly
