>Be Purdue student
>Bernie coming here
>What do, pol?
>>72186474
Ask him why he's talking at a school that trains students to not be leaches instead of IU.
>>72186474
wear a trump hat to rally, but pull a 180 on them and try to convince them how shit Shillary is instead of mocking them about bernout losing
>>72186474
Ask him why does israeli soldiers drink the blood of muslim children
>>72186545
>tfw I'm an IU student
>>72186474
tell him you are an oppressed minority and demand that he introduce you to his wife so that you may cuck him
>>72186474
>Purdue
Ask him why he looked like Buddy Holly.
>tfw former Purdue student
Ask him why he supports more gun control measures when his 99% white state has the loosest laws in the nation and the lowest crime rates.
Get one of those kickass hotdogs from that van near krannert tomorrow night for me anon.
There's no official word, but apparently you're supposed to show up with a white girl and her half-nigger kid, which totally projects the idea that we're all equal and socialism is obviously the way of the future.
You might think to yourself, "Hey, it's gonna be hard to find a single white mother of a caramel crib midget right now," but you would be wrong.
start a trump chant
>>72186474
Ask him about his wife's son. An actual video of saying saying "my wife's son" would be amazing. But be respectful with your question. You want to get a response
Ask him why he's still in the race when at this point he's mathematically guaranteed to lose
>>72186474
Vote Trump
>>72186474
give up your rent and ramen money to the Democratic machine
ask him why he'd rather waste money and time in order to become some enlightened philosopher king instead of building a campaign for progressive legislative candidates — a shot at a congress that would accomplish his agenda, impossible via executive branch alone
>>72187280
*video of Bernie saying
>Wear a Trump hat
>Say "I know Bernie cant win so im voting for the next best thing."
>>72186474
Ask him how much Shillary paid him to be controlled opposition
>>72186474
>wear Bernie shirt
>wear MAGA hat
>tell anybody that asks that you are pro-America and you like hearing everybody's opinion
>laugh at the fact that Bern-bots only have two operating modes: worship and hate
>try not to get lynched
>>72186474
Grab your water wings and swim through all the bernout tears to the stage and stab him.
>purdue
lmao get fucked indiana
"As we all know, Donald Trumps penis size is not a problem, can you assure us of the same?"
>>72186474
Fuck a SJW, then tell her you made America great again.
Bring Soviet flag
>>72186954
IUSB OR IUB?
>>72186474
Fellow boilermaker here, fucking lol at the middle class liberal art students excited about him being here. Did anyone else see the black lives matters signs on the lawn next to Stewart? They literally had huge advertisements blaming abortion for suppressing black votes because they're giving themselves a negative population growth via abortion.
>>72188237
signs were there earlier today btw
>>72186954
He's gonna be at IUB too
Ask him how much more in donations he expects to get before dropping out.
Buttbuttinate him.
>>72188237
>nigs make conscious choice to have sex without protection
>nig gets pregnant
>nig makes conscious choice to have an abortion (funded by the taxpayers)
>blames white people
Is there a different planet I can live on? I feel like Mars has potential.
>>72186474
Ask him why he's still accepting all the donations from starving students if it's practically inpossible for him to win.
>>72186474
>go to Bernie rally
>hit on women, acting like the only alpha male in a sea of limp-wristed fag enablers
>get 18 y/o pussy
>????????
>>72186474
>tfw i got accepted to Purdue but couldn't go there because out of state tuition is a bitch
I wish I could be there with you, anon, but my poor ass is stuck at Eastern Illinois
>>72188237
>OH NO TYRONE CUMM IN DA PUSSIIII
