So I just got my 23andme results.
>99.8% European
FeelsGoodMan
>>72175314
>0.01% North AFRICAN
go home & collect your welfare, Jamal.
>>72175314
Fucking nigger
>>72175428
He's a nigger
>>72175428
>0.1% Middle Eastern and North African
ONE DROP
N
E
D
R
O
P
Did it really take 12 whole weeks to get your results?
>>72175314
>WE WUZ WHITE AND SHIT
>giving your DNA freely to the FBI and CIA
good goy
>>72175314
Holy shit you disgusting nigger.
>>72175314
You have to go back, Mahamet
My internet just cut out forgive the ID change
>>72175428
>>72175628
>>72175640
>>72175684
I'm sure Middle East/ North Africa leaves white possibilities, I have no worries. And well it's 0.1%.
>>72175820
Ordered February 11th
Dispatched February 12th
Kit received and registered 15th, posted next day
Received by lab March 1st
Results final 26th April
8 weeks from when the lab received it, about 10 from order date.
>>72175908
What do you think they'll do with it?
>>72175314
One drop rule.
You're not white, as expected
>>72176307
No
>>72176307
Depends on the East Asian/Native American percentages.
>>72175314
All I got from your post is "CHINK CHONG DING DONG"
>>72176307
>4% sunhuman
nah nigga
>>72175314
>asian
>african
try not to crash your small, efficient vehicle when you drive it to the welfare office you big lipped slanty-eyed motherfucker
>>72176307
Mixed, 87.5% if the cut off for White
You do realize this site is a scam, right? And you cucks are dumb enough to waste $200 for a scam.
If you feel like wasting more money, send in another test under a different identity. Watch as you get significantly different results. :^)
>>72176383
>.1% unassigned
go back to mars faggot
>>72175314
>chink
>sandnigger
>claims to be 100% white
>>72176572
99.9% is the cut off, you abbo faggot
>>72176200
This is a Briton.
>>72175314
This is not.
>>72176602
It genuinely isn't though, you don't think people have tested them by doing exactly that?
They told me everything I expected, like I have >70% chance of red hair because I possess not 1 but 2 of the markers.
V maternal and I1 paternal masterrace reporting in motherfuckers.
>>72176690
It's not my fault Kek gifted my ancestors with his seed
Am I white?
>>72176307
What a genetic pudding
>>72176200
>0.2% Sardinian
hello brother
>>72176383
>unassigned
ONE DROP RULE GET OFF OF MY PLANET
>>72176861
Oy vey
>>72176383
I think it's giving you a little bit of Sardinian because the Neolithic people in Britain were similar to Sardinians and they probably got assimilated by the Celts.
If I'm only 99.6% white do I qualify for welfare? Can I go to Sweden and cuck the white man?
>>72176969
It always crackles me up when an american speaks of "muh one-drop rule". You're all mutts lmao
>>72175314
Northern European 43%, Eastern European 42%, British and Irish 15%
>>72176932
Ciao
>>72177194
Shut up Ahmed.
>>72176861
No, get lost, jude.
>>72175428
As much as I believe in the one-drop rule, North Africa != nigger.
>>72177121
My great grandma always said we had some Italian ancestors, so it might be that
>>72176861
> Ashkenazi
>>72176826
>more than 70% chance of getting red hair
>master race
>>72176861
yes, but pretty soon you'll be golden brown
>>72177438
Found the nigger
>>72175428
Do you think the North African blood could be traced back to the Roman occupation?
>>72177500
It could be something recent too, or 23andme confuses part of the Neolithic ancestry as modern Sardinian.
>>72175314
>.01% north african
>one drop rule
wew lad
>>72175314
jesus christ did you neckbeards actually pay 200 dollars for this shit
>>72177438
Quite right, what he should have said was "go home and molest your goat, Ahmed"
>>72177867
>poorfag detected
I purchased mine when it was still only $99.
>>72177669
Either way, white as fuck all is good
>>72177867
Some people spend that sort of money on junk food or gambling or drinks. Why not a lifelong knowledge of my dna, ancestry, genetic health?
>>72175314
Reminder that these things are honeypots. They get your DNA which can be used later for things you don't approve of, and in return you get snake oil. They're classifying genes as indicating geographical origin that are not limited to a single geographical origin and which are subject to selection, either condition invalidates them as measures of ancestry.
The Y and MT results actually do reflect ancestry, but only a sample, not the entire genome.
>>72177867
£120 is a pittance, m8.
>>72178113
What do you look like?
>>72178113
1/3 N I G G E R
/
3
N
I
G
G
E
R
>>72175314
inbred anglo scum
>>72177555
Too soon
>>72178113
Day of the rope soon, coon
>>72178113
you should get with an half indian half nortn amerindian and create the ultimate mutt
>>72178113
>>72178193
Not with trading standards and right to be forgotten laws.
If they breach the agreement where I gave them no permission to store my DNA then I get a nice payday
>giving your Dna to Jews
Shiggy diggy
>>72178113
Sry for you
>>72178251
Brazilian
but I also get Malay
>>72178193
Use my dna for what? A clone? That would be great
>>72178594
No you never find out about it.
>fool thinks the GCHQ is going to graciously inform him when they violate his rights so he can pursue them in court.
>>72178703
Herro Jessie, me rike your name
>>72178598
and what are they gonna do with it, send him Hillary leaflets?
>>72175314
>.1% North African
Sorry Leroy, nice try.
>>72178193
if they have your dna what's the worst that can happen in your case?
so enough memes. is this legit?
>>72178815
Well what the fuck are they going to do then? They can't use them in a legal case, they can't sell it to a third party.
What are they going to do, clone me? Shit even more white people.
>>72178887
Clone him
>having any african/asian/middle eastern blood
should kys desu
>>72178703
Pack your bags, Nigger. You just won yourself a one way trip to Detroit.
>>72175314
Nice try, Tyrone.
>>72178113
>1/3, 2/3
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN
>>72178700
Well, fuck you.
I'm not an inbred pardo like you
>>72179300
idk senpai
>>72178113
Also what does "broadly northern European" mean?
Muh
>>72176861
Sorry kike, but no.
>>72178954
Just because you can't immediately see the harm it can do doesn't mean it's safe. We don't even have a clue what uses this information could wind up having.
Smart people don't give out personal information when they don't have to.
>>72179448
>51% italian
lol
>>72175314
A-am I white guys?
What the fuck am I?
The Italy/Greece is from Croatia btw
is 23 the best one.
>>72179542
>Also what does "broadly northern European" mean?
It's just one of the giant flashing hints that, as I already told you faggots, this is all fanciful guesswork, at best.
You cannot trace ancestry using functional genes. Anyone that's passed a basic genetics class should realize that.
>>72176200
>.1% Unassigned
Which system do you hail from?
>>72175314
>paying to give your dna to google
the absolute madman
>>72175314
One drop rule, motherfucker. Nigger.lol
>>72179448
Como tu fez esse teste estando no Brasil?
Quero fazer também.
>>72178566
What an horrible niglet
>>72179974
Minha irmã faz intercâmbio nos EUA. Enviei pra ela e ela mandou pra empresa, a 23andme.
Não se pode enviar diretamente qualquer material genético pros EUA, mas pode enviar pra uma pessoa e essa pessoa enviar pra empresa.
Quick! Post your strangest DNA relative!
Claims to be a bastard child of a Monaco royal family.
>>72179733
>>72179767
>>72179448
Always makes me glad when I see people whose ancestors go fucked by Pekka.
>>72178113
KEK
>>72179733
Yes.
>>72179879
The same one as our lord and savior, be blessed my ancestors with his seed
>>72175314
>0.1% African.
Your blood is unpure. End yourself.
>>72179641
smart people have dna backups, so i see no harm to my personal safety for them to have me on file.
the only thing i can see them doing is placing my dna particles in a crime scene to identify me as a terrorist, then i'd be straight fucked but let's get real. that will most likely not happen. so alls i am trying to say is nothing wrong with a little dna being stored
>>72180195
Como se sente sendo um Brasileiro 100% Europeu? Mostre isso pros pardos do 55, eles vivem dizendo:
>ainn bê não existe brancos no brasil
>>72179733
>african
beat it Tyrone, no watermelons here
>>72180195
English only favela nigger
>>72180369
>smart people have dna backups
No they don't.
>>72175314
Beat this, goyim.
>>72176721
Not according to the Nazis
lmfao...all you plebs posting itt with your tainted heritage. None of you faggots can even compare to my results.
>>72180362
>only .1%
Must of been a lower class pleb then.
Check out my Noble .6%
>>72178703
>>72180682
The nazis were too lenient
>>72180661
wow
will you buy me a dna test, heeb?
>>72180622
>implying you are smart
>>72180661
>south asian
Oy vey, no conspiracy for you, Wong
>$199
Why is it so much?
>>72177555
>>72178320
can someone explain this meme to me?
>>72180458
Eu me sinto como se não importasse, porque vão continuar me chamando de macaco. Ehuehuehe.
Incrivelmente, meu pai dizia que eu tinha uma ancestralidade negra de um bisavô, e a única explicação é que minha bisavó (italiana) traiu ele.
Já tinham umas suspeitas na familia mas meu teste confirmou.
>>72180282
I have no clue how my blood ended up being 1/1000th finnish. Can I get unemployment welfare already?
>>72180694
Is it ancestry DNA?
>>72180694
Greetings Anglo brother. What should we do about the Germans?
>>72180903
She's dead or pretends to be dead
>>72180754
>implying kek visited Poo In Loo land
Nah that's where the Fecestians went, lad m8. They used some kind of feces fueled ships pulled by cows, I heard.
>>72180661
>0.3% Middle Eastern
No conspiracy for you, goy. You share blood with Ahmed and Jamal.
>>72180874
The real question should be "why is it so little compared to the equipment & expertise they possess? Shouldn't this test cost thousands?"
And the answer is: it's that cheap because they keep your sample for other uses.
>>72180919
>>72180874
Additional health reports and its the normal industry price although some dna companies are more expensive or cheaper.
>>72180903
The day 4chan went too far.
>>72177555
Too fucking soon
>>72180919
>>72181157
I meant what kind of company is that?
>>72181393
23andme
>>72181121
Honestly, that's why I am hesitant to do it.
>>72181121
23andme can't be trusted because they are owned by Google(kike ceo) and juden
>>72180908
It's obviously bundled with the "Nonspecific North European". Some random North European had some Finnish, it got diluted to 0.1% later.
>>72178566
are they stealing eyes now or is this photoshopped?
>>72181445
Where is their cannon spherical infographic? Why did you choose them. That's googl. They can't be trusted
>>72175314
april 24? that looks liek the old 23 and me
Hmmm
>>72181710
I was reluctant to purchase the kit and go through with the test but I believe the benefits outweigh the risks. I desired the test because it enabled me to become more educated about myself, thus allowing me to inform my children (down the line) of their ancestry and possible genetic disorders. Also, since I am now aware that I am 100% European, I would like to search for a woman with a pure bloodline as well. So, to answer your question, I was aware of the risks. Jews cant be trusted and could possibly use this information in the near future for wicked circumstances, but I wanted to learn more about myself and my family.
>>72182266
>2.9% unassigned
space niggers go home
>>72175314
>0.1% East Asian & Native American
Shitskin pls go
>>72182282
I mean, why didn't you use a company that isn't owned by google jews?
Whats it like willingly giving the gov't your dna?
>>72181967
Nigger.
>>72176383
100% BAVARIAN PHENOTYPE
>>72182535
The other options didnt seem reliable and as efficient.
>>72177194
>Sven says as yet another brown child is pumped out of his newlywed wife
My GF did this and she is 100% european. Shes smart and based as hell. Also shes sexy with huge tits. I am so lucky. Were going on a 6 mile run together tonight when she gets off work(I am neet).
>>72183176
>Sven
I belive you mean Ahmed.
How'd I do?
>>72183433
Have seen dozens of 99.9% european with .1% east asian
What group of people caused this? It must have been quite long ago.
>>72178113
(You)
>>72183606
genghis khan and his horde?
>>72175314
>0.01% east Asian
Youre not fucking white. Leave this board forever Chang.
>>72183606
I can explain this!
There is a "haplogroup" called NO. It's the progenitor to both N and O. N is common in east Asia, O is common in north Eurasia, including Finland.
It's probably a small vestige of that, given that he has quiet a bit of finish blood. The name's super finnish lol.
>>72183176
>>72183824
Looks like a bleached baboon.
The test isn't precise at all. I'd say ignore anything below 5%.
>>72184099
She's practically Swedish.
>>72175314
Good lad, GSTQ
>pom living abroad
>>72181121
What a retarded thing to be scared of
You shed your DNA literally everywhere you go
Whiter than 99% of /pol/
suck my dick
>>72184382
Apart from the fact that she's an america. Here's another American girl.
>>72175314
fuck a nigger once. your fucked forever.
Feels good brahs
>>72184681
get out of here, kike
>>72183032
Why? AncestryDNA is owned by Whites and even used for tv shows
>>72184713
The kiketron has arrived
>>72180661
literally the only time I can ever use this reaction image
>>72175314
>>72184677
American girls are truly disgusting
>>72179051
frame you for murder you assblaster
>>72184677
desu, that's probably the girl that ends up alone, knocked up with a nigger baby, and beaten. I see this all the time in LA. The shallow and vapid ones like your pic usually get abortions to stay thin, but often get the shit knocked out of em or OD.
>>72185374
This is all women m8, some are just stupid and by into the BBC meme. Fortunately they're either murdered or their kids are fugly and stick to other niggers.
>That random 0.01% SE Asia
I literally don't fucking know how that happened.
>>72187721
You should be more worried about the nigger and Amerindian blood.
>>72187852
Hello my HUEEH friend :)
>>72187721
fuck lad im so sorry.
What happens if you're a downie and do 23andme? Does the test blow up?
>>72189199
It comes out as 50% Scandinavian and 50% Mongolian.
Those DNA lines just fuck each other up completely.
>>72175428
North Africans are Caucasian.
REPARATIONS
NOW
Don't mind me
Just gonna keep telling white girls I'm northern european and having my way with as many trump supporters as possible
>>72192427
thank god I'm not fully white, so I can reap the benefits of my ayahuasca sipping/rain-fearing/first-astronauts native blood and see past matrix.
>>72177555
>>72180903
>>72180996
>>72181193
I don't think anyone actually knows the origin or context of this pic but sometimes we pretend like we do, I've yet to see the explanation for it
>>72176200
>.1% unassigned
Ayyy Lmao
>>72180244
Pretty badass, imho.
>>72189805
Just got my results this week. 100% European, 0% jew. Feelsgoodman
>>72195220
nice, many close relatives?
>>72184099
>had a baby with my black ex-bf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST give me lottery genes thank you goodbye
>>72175314
That purple stuff begs to differ....
>>72195220
Are there any Americans who are in just one European subcategory? Or is everyone here a hodgepodge Euromut.
>>72178113
>>72179733
Got some bad news for you, friendo...
>>72196361
Everyone is a euromut unless you are close to 100% northern european. And then you are literally an inbred freak.
>>72180661
see
>>72196156
and weep goy tears.
>>72192805
Do you seriously not remember the fallout on /b/ when this happened?
Shit, I just realized how many years it has been since I have even been to /b/
shit, I just realized how many years I've been on 4chan total
>>72175314
you might have some black Irish in you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_people#Black_Irish if you want an explanation as to where that north African came from.
>>72175314
One drop rule nigger.
>>72175314
100% German heritage
Op here, my router was off again so different ID again. I analyzed my raw 23andme data on DNA.LAND and it came up with interesting 1.9% Kalash (Pakistani).
Done a bit of research and it seems they're sort of white/ indo-iranian or some shit, live in an extremely remote part of pakistan, and don't associate with others in the region. According to their wiki page, if any among them convert to islam, they are rejected.
But I'm sort of doubting the accuracy of this shit regardless.
>>72197659
>>72176861
Into the oven you go
>>72183383
Get your shit together anon if you love her, heed my warning
>>72197659
dna land is pretty new, but it does sound like there is legit non-euro dna. Prob from around the Caucasus mountains
>>72189805
>>72177615
Underrated
>>72179733
Anything 90% European and up is White.
Jew3andMe results
>>72198144
DNA.LAND
You are all niggers.
>>72198191
>Ambigious
Strewth m8
>>72198414
fug
>>72198321
At least we aren't inbred hicks.
>>72198486
asian*
>>72198321
Say hello to your sisters for me. Should only take you an hour to greet the whole village.
>>72180661
>is jewish
>gives a sample of his DNA to a company who is without a doubt selling it the the NWO
You're one of the stupid ones.
I'm confused as to how dna.land came up with this kalash shit though. Seems they live in some isolated mountain region in pakistan, and all my ancestry that I know of is Irish and Scottish. They do seem based though.
>>72177615
underrated post
>>72175314
>submitted your DNS to a Jew run company which turns your DNA data over to federal authorities
>>72198708
Descendant of Alexander the Great you are.
>>72175314
I have no need for such faggotry. Born in Glasgow to Scottish parents. Dads grandfather came over from Ireland during muh famine but before that during the clearances my great grandfathers ancestors escaped to Ireland. I have some Scandinavian as well, dads mums second name was Billsland.
>>72197555
Keks and trips at the same timd. Truly a message from Our lord!
>>72199122
Nice dubs
Behold
I am the living American meme
>>72175314
>.01% Yakut
What I'd up with this? I had this as well, is it just a false positive or was there some Siberian invasion I'm unaware of? Wish I didn't have it shitting up my results but at least I have no African lol
>>72175314
>paying someone to tell you that you're white
>>72199570
living american meme is this
>>72178113
mainly european.
>>72199312
another mutt.
fucking burgers, no wonder you have common core
>>72175628
>>72200446
Jewishness is carried on by the mother. Get the fuck out of here you nonwhite kike
Quick question
Anyone with Iranian blood know how it comes up on the results? Does it say Iranian, Middle Eastern, or Caucus Mountains?
>>72175314
>giving the us government your adn
kill yourself brit bong
Jesus white kids are mutts.
I came back 100% broadly asian
>>72180694
>>72180694
And I was about to ask if anyone wasn't Kike/Nig/Mongol
Sadly I have one drop... And my wife is half flip. I figured I should just sell out completely seeing as I'm already tarnished.
>>72200882
Seeing as the Persians either fucked or got fucked by everyone in Asia, I'm fairly certain that unless your ancestors were Iranian Jews you're probably going to be a mixed bag.
>>72179626
>not 100%
>hiding the 0.1% Sub-Saharan African
>>72200288
>pollack
>anything other than a hole for steppe horse soldiers to put a cock in while on their way to greener pastures
>$200 bucks for a spit collecting kit
>>72184667
ALLAHU ACKBAR
So do people actually pay $200 to be told they're a nigger?
>>72200154
Probably part of the Viking incursions. The Vikings ranged very far east, deep into Russia via the Volga. Probably the offspring of a Viking raider who took a Yakut slave to bed and eventually had progeny that settled in the UK.
That feel when your full blooded German great great grandmother was raped by a Jew on capitol hill.
>>72197555
>REMOVE
>KEBAB
Im 1/4 kike kebab, and might be more.
>>72201870
My family already whined endlessly when I told them about it, but it's a small amount of money in the grand scheme of things. I think it's a decent investment in knowledge about your genetic makeup, ancestry, so on. At least that's how I justify the cost to myself.
>>72201870
>$200 for someone to analyze your dna
poorfags can't comprehend
![1450510464359[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5Gp3JLp.jpg "1450510464359[1].jpg")
Turkey in Europe now?
>>72200154
Probably a false positive. These studies just take your genetic profile and then use probability to determine where you are from. Generally only the general trend is correct. This could easily be a false positive.
For the record, Britain actually did invade parts of Siberia at one point during its intervention into the Russian Civil War. Mostly just the port of Archangel, but still.
>>72176572
> 87.5 %
Kek, Its 100 %
>giving your DNA to Google just so they can tell you an arbitrary percentage of your heritage which you most likely knew about anyway
>>72176200
>.2% Sardinian
lol fucking dagos man
