SPECIAL OP JUST FOR TODAY, LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT THE OTHER LINKS.
THIS IS THE RESULTS PAGE WITH LITTLE TRUMP: http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/apr/26/acela-primary-live-results-election-democrats-republicans-maryland-connecticut-pennsylvania-delaware-rhode-island
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 845/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cruzich): 707 (559 & 148)
POLLS CLOSE
>8pm Eastern Time (US)
>7pm Central Time (US)
>6pm Mountain Time (US)
>5pm Western Time (US)
STATES
>Connecticut
Type of Primary: Primary
Number of Delegates: 28 Total Delegates
>Delaware
Type of Primary: Primary
Number of Delegates: 16 Total Delegates
>Maryland
Type of Primary: Primary
Number of Delegates: 38 Total Delegates
>Pennsylvania
Type of Primary: Primary
Number of Delegates: 71 Total Delegates
>Rhode Island
Type of Primary: Primary
Number of Delegates: 19 Total Delegates
>LINKS FOR TODAY'S PRIMARY
>Results
http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results
>Polls
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/april26GOP.html
>MSNBC
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
>CNN
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://2ndrun.tv/news_directory/national/cnn/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream
http://www.playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/
>FOX
http://earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
http://www.hulkusc.com/fox-news-hd-stream/ (HD)
>CSPAN
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/c-span-live-stream
http://wikitv.eu/cspan/
>VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
OREGON- 4/26
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
MOVEMENT
Kelly is now on the Trump Train.
awee
TODOKETE
AWOOOO
GET COMFY
I will watch over this thread.
MAGA
>mfw Trump sweeps every state and Bernie loses every state by wide margins.
MAGA
>>72159277
>LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT THE OTHER LINKS
Just any entertainment ones if they've been updated since last night
Thanks
>tfw the Braves are so shit that i won't be missing anything by watching primary results instead
f-feels good
FOX BEST STREAM RIGHT NOW
>>72159277
AWOOOOOOOOOOO??
SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP
SAY WITH ME EVERYONE
SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP
Also can someone MAGA Eriri for me?
>>72159277
Who sp here
>32min
>been waiting since 6am
>>72159277
>>72159277
PAINT IT RED LIL DON !
>>72159412
bless me lord kek
>>72159458
APOOOOOOO
SAY IT WITH ME FOLKS
EVERY
AWOOOOOO
THIS IS IT
THE MOVEMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
CAN U FEEL IT?!
>>72159503
SINGLE
>>72159432
>>72159435
r8 my bookshelf, /pol/
>>72159480
Why? You should have known that no information is going to come out that early.
>>72159458
My Shepherd is the biggest fucking baby, I swear. He still acts like a puppy.
RATO GETTING SLAPPED
IN EVERY
SINGLE
STATE
>LISTEN, HERE'S THE STORY
You got who? Lyin' Ted Cruz and 1 for 41 Kasich. They have to collude against me folks, and let me tell you, its not gonnahappen anymore, okay? its not gonna happen folks.
>>72159480
Imagine being from Europe. This entire Primary process completely fucked up my sleep rhythm. No regrets though, I only wish we had a figure like Trump in Europe too
>>72159373
PROOF!
How long until results? I'm tired as fuck, but i want to see the god emperor destroy the heretics
>>72159479
tsuuuuuuuuuuu
>>72159480
kek, dedication annon
or autism
You pick
>>72159435
I want all those books.
>You've been visited by Pitiless Pennsylvania!
>Muslim-free areas and MAGA will come to, but only if you type:
>PAINT IT RED, PENNY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-eJcCDhHcI
what time do we get results?
Thread's moving so fast no one will notice this fine Norwegian gentleman for Bernie.
>>72159479
>>72159602
half a bong
stay strong krautfriend
>>72159432
>rooting for a literal criminal because you disagree with her opponent
>>72159444
>tfw Phillies
Probably the worst offense in all of baseball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mZArgI1qcY
>>72159501
EMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Hoping some fucking sweeping victories across five states will improve my disposition before I go in to work.
Also, MAGA my Babymetal please.
>>72159540
Am I getting meme'd?
I feel so bad for Kasich, he really wants to be president.
>>72159503
Would be funnier if the establishment was hanging from rope rather than standing
This presidential election is pretty much the last chance for America, right?
>>72159412
Bless me, Kek.
>>72159540
>American Gods
Great taste, I'm cautiously hype for the show.
TONIGHT, DONALD DELIVERS THE DONGALD
>>72159540
>GoT
>no Dresden Files
3/10
>>72159622
PAINT IT RED PENNY
JOIN OR DIE
>LINKS FOR TODAY'S PRIMARY
>Live Results
http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results
http://www.theguardian.com/interactive
>MSNBC
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
http://vaughnlive.tv/i3ws6ai2q83cn
>CNN
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://2ndrun.tv/news_directory/national/cnn/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream
http://www.playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/
>FOX
http://earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
http://www.hulkusc.com/fox-news-hd-stream/
>CSPAN
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/c-span-live-stream
http://wikitv.eu/cspan/
>FBN
http://www.baqiworld.com/2011/10/watch-fox-business-live/
>CNNi
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-international-live-stream/
>other
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cbs-live-stream
http://www.cbsnews.com/live/
>NewsmaxTV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bqvoUMVmCs
>ABC's IP TV links
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live1@136327/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live2@136328/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live3@136329/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live4@136330/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live5@136331/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
>CBS News:
720p:
http://cbsnewshd-lh.akamaihd.net/i/CBSNHD_7@199302/index_2200_av-b.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
1080p:
http://cbsnewshd-lh.akamaihd.net/i/CBSNHD_7@199302/index_4000_av-b.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
>C-SPAN's IP TV feeds:
http://cspan1-lh.akamaihd.net/i/cspan1_1@304727/index_1000_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://cspan2-lh.akamaihd.net/i/cspan2_1@304728/index_1000_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
Holy shit Fox Extra is so boring.
I'd rather have the shitty American ads
>>72159580
>EXCUSE ME
We're gonna win and we're gonna win and you're gonna say "No, Donald I don't want to win anymore. I can't stand it!"
>>72159540
>Scott Pilgrim
>The Walking Dead
pleb/10, at least you don't like capeshit
>>72159700
It's coming down to that, yes.
>>72159676
Then he should have ran a better campaign instead being the most boring man in the room
>>72159676
All of the candidates want to be president you fucking mongoloid
That's the point of the whole election
>>72159676
He wants it so bad that he is willing to fuck over millions of voters to get there
>>72159700
>The world
>>72159636
Is that the guy that felt bad for the refugees that raped him after they got deported?
>>72159590
I don't know, watch Fox News and you will see.
>>72159540
>no prominently displayed Trump books
>game of thrones
-1.2 million/10
GUYS, I NEED YOUR ADVICE! :(
As I've written in the previous thread, my fiancée with whom we were engaged for 3 years, had cancelled the wedding and engagement - she said, "I'm breaking up with you" - because I support Trump, read /pol/ and Breitbart, and she can't be with "someone who supports a racist." :( Once I explained everything to her, she said, "Well, you wouldn't want our children to date Muslims or blacks, would you?" - "No, but it doesn't make me a racist, I just don't want them to do that." - "Well, you're a racist."
GUYS WHAT TO DO? :( I am shattered, wounded, heartbroken beyond belief :( I love her dearly, more than anybody else :( My heart aches every time I think of her :(
Post pictures of what Sanders supporters are doing tonight
http://archive.is/bnEU9
>We’re at a complete loss. We’re out of ideas. I honestly can’t even imagine something at this point that would scuttle the Trump campaign given how perfectly calibrated his core following is to reject anything and everything they see in the media. I could publish a recording of Donald Trump screaming “ISIS IS GOOD! ISIS IS GREAT!” during sex and he would brush it off in one tweet—Gawker, a loser website. They want me to be politically correct. Sad!
>What bombshell could anyone be holding onto at this point? What, conceivably, could be left out there? More shady business dealings? Even more racism? This is a man who boasted that he could kill innocent people in the middle of New York and not lose voters. He’s right! He would probably gain voters. What the media loathes about Trump is what endears him to voters.
>Oh, we’re going to reveal to the world that he’s a boor, a horror, a bully? When you see us making fun of Donald Trump’s orange face or misspelled tweets, what you’re really seeing is our deep, rapidly rising levels of dread. We mock Trump’s complexion and dumbassery because we’ve never felt more impotent in our lives, so powerless to stop such a manifestly bad, bulletproof man. We are sublimating our own sense of terror and irrelevance via blogs. We will be spinning our wheels like this until Trump either self-destructs or wins the election. We’ll be spinning our wheels because we don’t have any bombshells. Donald Trump has neutralized the very concept of the bombshell.
>We are desperate and scared, Ted Cruz, and we wish, we would beg you for some scandalous hidden scoop about Donald Trump. Do you have one? It’s entirely possible that opposition researchers and the like might be holding on to some big shameful Trump story for some time they consider opportune—but as for the media, we’re on empty. Fumes. The gun is not loaded. We had to sell the trigger.
>>72159636
>being raped by a starved African
Norwegians are such cucks
>>72159743
which stream to watch?
>>72159668
Have a wallpaper instead
>>72159277
GOOD EVENING, TRUMPGENFAGS!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS EVERYONE HAVING A 'TERRIFIC TUESDAY?!?!?'
WE. WANT. RESULTS! WE. WANT. RESULTS!
MAGA!!!
NEW SCOTT ADAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/143431313681/the-unfavorability-illusion
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/143431313681/the-unfavorability-illusion
>>72159801
> not recognizing Karsten
>>72159435
Nice.
>>72159829
date smarter women
>>72159829
nobody gives a shit, go blog about your beta problems elsewhere
>>72159769
That's a given you asshole. I saw his "convention" ad and it was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.
I think Hillary triggered Megyn when she was talking about Trump
I could see it in her eyes
>>72159866
Fox is good right now
Trump lost to Kasich in his home city of Manhattan. How will he beat Hillary at all with such a poor showing.
Guess I will go Basic for Kasich now
>>72159791
Europe is dead already with little chance for things to get better.
>>72159829
Kill yourself.
>>72159829
>all those emotes
I don't believe you.
>>72159479
/lifelong/ since sunday la
ARE YOU GOING TO BE SICK AND TIRED OF WINNING AFTER TONIGHT?
LET ME HEAR YOU
>>72159829
To hell with her
If you're telling the truth, you dodged a huge bullet.
>>72159850
>Biddle
God damn Anglos, every fucking time.
>>72159949
He lost because he wants to regulate Wall street fool.
>>72159830
>71 percent of PA GOP voters support temporary ban on Muslims, @CBSNews exit poll finds
MAGA
>>72159707
>>72159726
You both have shit taste
>>72159940
>yfw when people are slowing getting woke
>>72159540
katana/10
Im in literal tears m8s. I never would have believed there would be any hope a year ago. It was gonna be a bush or a clinton. And here we are with a potential trump sweep of five States. Maybe we will make it bros. Maybe.
Just think, had trump not decided to go all in and potentially ruin his life and business, we would be getting bush v Clinton right now
>>72159878
Arigatou, senpai.
>So here's the story
>LYIN' TED
>He comes in BIBLE HELD HIGH
>Passes to Kasich
>He starts SHOVELING IT IN HIS MOUTH
>Its DISGUSTING I've never seen anything like this!
>Puts it down and but keeps EATING
>That's why we call him
>PANCAKE KASICH
Fuck, it's over for tonight anons
>>72159991
>>72159991
>>72159991
The fix is in
>>72160060
Whoa!
>>72160013
PLEASE, NO MORE WINNING MR. PRESIDENT
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>72159830
>>72160060
>> temporary
What absolute cucks
>>72159540
>WoT
pretty decent m8
>>72159998
>>72160015
I am not lying. She really did that and said all these things....
>>72159850
>>72159850
>>72159412
Bless us Kek
>>72159850
>Gawker
>>72159866
trump gen, its all habbening in here
>>72159829
>>72159726
Dresden files is fucking reddit tier trash.
Post YFW Yeb! nostalgia kicks in
ima post these
>>72160193
>>72159540
>Wheel of Time
>Sword of Truth
Good taste, anon
>>72160193
yes please
>>72159998
because I am heartbroken that this happened... what did you expect me to do? :( I'm crying :( I love her so much, and I've never demanded her to change, yet she can dump me after 3 years of being engaged...
>>72160126
of course there is a bull in the picture
>>72160142
Congratulations. You avoided a lifetime of being a cuck.
>>72159940
I switched to Fox now. Thanks.
>>72159540
>that first edition IT
jealous as fuck
>>72159540
Is this the bookshelf thread?
>>72159949
We need a man who knows food. Only someone who knows food can understand the plight of the working class people who make that food possible.
I'm a Kasichdilla now.
>>72159676
so did jeb!
>>72159540
I like the beers and shit, but you've got some shit taste in comics.
>>72160193
>kucksich
how can my nomination be real if my delegates aren't real?
>>72160118
Jeez oh man, it's all over. I am now a #JebPleb. I think I'll go down to the store and buy a tub of guacamole.
30 fries until polls start to close.
Bracing for epic wins
>>72160071
GoT is a a giant meme. GoT is a mess, the god emperor does not approve.
>>72160269
>>72159540
memelit/10
>Hillarys crowd laugh
>Genuine
Lol no
>>72160136
>>72160231
Plebs detected
>>72160269
>>72160179
Why faggot? You love someone dearly and ready to spend your life with them, yet they forsake you because of some political nonsense? Is that faggotry?
H I G H E N E R G Y !
I am a #cruzmissle now
>>72159540
>Wheel of Time
Pretty good.
>>72160226
>>72160013
DON'T WORRY WE'LL FIX YOUR PROBLEM, INDIANA HERE WE COME!!!
>>72159949
He's from Queens, not Manhattan.
>>72160357
A FUCKING LEAF
>>72160193
>>72160226
>yfw Kasich literally starves himself to death out of the embarrassment Trump's given him the last few days
>>72159540
Manchild
>>72160403
>>72159949
Because he didn't want their money
>>72160357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXj_yrEkFJI
I LOVE DONALD TRUMP
Anyone think Kimmel is pushing for Trump?
>>72160269
>Holy bible right next to "Monster"
>>72159829
You got your fucking answer last thread. The fact that you keep attentionwhoring this shit with le sad face smileys makes me think it's total bullshit and you're just some weird cuck who gets off on imagining this shit.
>>72159850
>"""racism"""
>inability to take jokes about shooting a person
Yup it's gawker
>>72160361
we are breaking the conditioning
>>72160183
Same tier as GoT than.
>>72160390
looks like a school shooter
Cruz is having an event in Indiana... think he's going to be there everyday till they have their election?
>this faggot saying Donald Trump's issues are self inflicted
>talking like their msm non issues are actual problems
WHEN DOES IT START
>>72160390
GAS THEM ALL
>>72160355
>>72160316
>not having an animu/trump shrine
i almost feel bad for you
>>72160401
Who has the patience to read 6 gorillian pages though?
>>72160390
oh no, it's retarded
Anyone here ever dream about Trump? I saw him then shook his hand and played baseball with him in a dream . He hit a home run
>>72160357
>3 year engagement
I hate to tell you this, but she was a slut. 100% she was cheating on you. A real man would have set a date within a year or at least 18 months.
Work on not being a cuck, grow some balls and find a better woman.
>>72159540
>no Mein Kampf
>no Atlas Shrugged
>has a catana
0/10
>>72159584
your Switzerland you don't need a trump figure to rally behind, you dont really have to i mean oprah called you all a bunch of racists.
also let me see a pic of that rifle you have plz
>>72160269
Nice fucking figs pham.
>Fluffy-chan with tank shell
Best girl and wholly /pol/ approved
>>72159622
It just keeps growing.
PAINT IT RED, PENNY!
>>72160441
Odd hot dog bun. I bet that shit is good.
>>72160496
23 bings senpai
Just voted in Indiana lads. How is it looking for lord emperor?
>>72160488
Yup. Indiana's his last stand. If he can't rob Trump there, he knows he can't steal the nomination.
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:
https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/
guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
>>72160496
21 fries
>>72160512
>>72160451
Just a book, m8.
>>72160532
JOHN
PLS
JOHN
STAHP EATING
>>72160269
Now here's a man who understands the finer points of meme magic
>>72159622
It's official folks, PA is going to be deep red this year.
>>72160496
20 MINUTES
>>72160403
GOLLY GEE IM RUINING A FUCKING ELECTION
>>72159277
Which ones are winner take all/proportional/hybrid
All this Kasich posting is making me hungry. I got a pizza in the oven atm, what did you all have/will be having for dinner?
>>72159676
He has debilitating ADD, he can barely chew gum and walk at the same time.
>>72160390
#JebHead
>>72159829
I think the Happy Marriage board can help you:
>>>/hm/
>Not mathematically eligible
Does this cunt even into math?
>Dana Loesch shilling for Cruz yet again
MY FUCKING GOD WHY DOES FOX INVITE THIS SHILL
SHE'S SO FUCKING DELUSIONAL
I CAN HEAR HER SADNESS AS SHE SPEAKS.
SHE'S HOPELESS.
>>72160600
holy fuck I missed this <3
>>72160600
you're the only shill I like.
>>72160611
>Just a book
Anyone wanna stream the minions movie while we wait?
>>72160532
Damn he wasted no time on that egg
>guys these states don't matter!
>who cares if trump wins durrhurr
GOP literally putting all their hope into a state Trump will probably win, and a half empty desert.
Holy shit these people are retarded.
>>72159540
4/10
Get some McCarthy, faggot
>>72160619
its amazing how he hasnt choked
>>72160462
>>72160541
I remember dreaming about him. Can't remember what happened tho
>>72160695
Woman.
>>72160357
This means you didn't control her political views. That makes you a big pussy.
I'm seriously not joking. What man who's spent years with a woman can't dictate what flys for politics?
Sad, just sad.
Find another one and start from scratch. Next time make it abundantly clear you're in charge.
>>72160695
She is using Cruzmath
It's a lot like Berniemath
>>72160269
>Mizuki Shigeru
Mein neger. Nice figs too.
>>72160532
We now know the secret identity of The Shoveler
I just love how the media has tired themselves out.
>Dana Loesch literally looking like she's about to commit suicide on Faux
I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THE JOY THIS EVENING, TRUMPGENFAGS!!
TEARS OF JOY OVER HERE
>>72160580
>>72160587
>indiana
Don't you mean India? What's with the flag Mr poo?
>>72160699
>Oh Cruz still has a chance. He's still in it and May looks so good for him.
Why Dana...
hulksc is down, someone post more streams
>>72160269
Which bookshelf you want family? My room is fucking overflowing. I had to reinforce my main two because they were falling over from all the books on them.
>>72160729
omfg yes blad
>>72160752
He's choking right now, senpai.
>>72160729
good idea
>>72160452
No. I feel so much pain over it that I just have to share it with people to hear the best advice. Why are you so black-hearted?
>the summer concert series on fox right now
Post yfw
>20 Minutes
>>72160783
>mfw over the course of 2 years my whole family are Trump supporting, nationalist borderline racists
>>72160675
God even his supporters look pathetic.
music you'll listen to while trump wins all 5 states with a landslide
https://youtu.be/-suf9BL9xRA?t=56m23s
FIRST EXIT POLLS ARE OUT
JEB TAKING RHODE ISLAND BY A WIDE MARGIN
>>72160729
will we get results immediately starting at 8?
>>72160822
"Mr. Kasich, can I stop touching your special spot, now?"
>>72160822
>>72159531
STATE
>>72160390
Heretic.
>>72160231
>sword of truth
>good taste
get the fuck out of here
>>72160743
If you rated that anything higher than a 2/10 then you're the faggot, anon. Also, McCarthy is overrated.
>>72160699
>Dana Loesch
its sad that she is a cuckster for Cruz
>>72160551
Tough, but fair... It's just hard to do that if you love someone more than you love yourself.
>>72160919
slow and steady
Getting close now.
Are you ready for an incredible energy?
Is that a rat?
>>72160678
>>>>/hm/
Thank you, I will check it out!
>>72160925
>will we get results immediately starting at 8?
Probably pretty soon after the top of the hour, if it's a blow-out. Which it likely will be.
>>72160925
They're all gonna be called for Trump with 0.01% reporting.
>>72160541
I had a weird dream this morning where I was stuck in my high school french class. I knew it was a dream and but I couldn't wake up. Everyone else hated me. Then Donald opened the door and just said, "You need to come with me." And I walked out the door, and into a huge grassy meadow surrounded by mountains. "This is where Gondolin was, before the borders failed" he said to me, a tear in his eye. Then he kneeled down and punched the ground, and it was like mist came up and off of ghosts, showing the silhouette of walls upon walls and towers above towers. Then it faded like dust behind a pickup truck on a fire road and I woke up covered in sweat.
It's probably just lack of sleep and stress from finding a new job, but it felt like a vision. It was crisp and stayed clear in my head, even now. It's the first real dream I've had that I can remember awake for nearly a decade.
>>72159584
>Wish we had a figure like Trump
>Switzerland poster
You are the Trump of Europe m8
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/04/14/preparing-refugee-onslaught-switzerland-ready-post-tanks-border-italy/
Huge wins can now be confirmed in less than 20 fries.
>>72160587
>India
>Na...
>>72160914
>>72160675
That kid seems genuine, at least. I wonder what he liked so much about Jeb.
>>72160699
>again
When did she stop?
>>72160869
Nigga we're posting on 4chan, what on earth makes you think that you're going to get pity and good advice here?
I actually gave you serious answers last thread. If she doesn't love you unconditionally she's not the woman you want to spend your life with.
Now I'm sorry it happened, but for Christ's sake stop dragging down the energy of the threads with this shit.
And lay off the smileys. Seriously.
>>72160822
>Will you leave something for me this time, Señor kasich?
>GOLLY PICKLES PEDRO ISN'T THIS JUST CRAZY HUH? I'M THE ADULT OF THE ROOM!
>>72160964
>can't wait to tell my girlfriend's son how I voted.
>>72160824
B-but I identify as an Indiana libertarian
>>72160541
I've told this story before, but I once dreamed that my car broke down at night on an abandoned road. I got out to look for a service station (Because I forgot cell phones existed while I was dreaming this, apparently) and walked until I saw the soft fluorescent light of a small diner. I stepped into the empty little restaurant and Trump was behind the counter, cooking eggs. He turned around, smiled at me, and put a plate full of scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese on the counter while looking right into my eyes with that smile and saying "We're gonna make America great again, you and me." I woke up and had a great day.
>>72160838
jewtube has live streams on big tuesdays
i'm watching this maga bro's channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2e8273S03E
https://www.youtube.com/results?sp=EgJAAQ%253D%253D&q=super+tuesday
>>72160964
HELLO, CHAPLAIN!! READY TO MAGA?!?!?
>>72160975
Put a fucking pacifier in her mouth...she deserves it
>>72160675
Appropriate car. Big in the early 2000s, complete shit now.
>>72160972
Is that bookshelf not just a /lit/ bait image?
