Well?
John Green does it again. This guys is /pol/-btfoing machine.
>>72154897
What a gay virgin nerd.
>>72154897
what a poof
what a hack
These are the so called pro-science experts who tell you that you're a dumb poo poo head if you don't believe in global warming.
>>72154897
That image is pretty gay.
>>72154897
>people still buttblasted gay and bad are synonymous
if the faggots give us back rainbows we can talk about overused slang
>>72154897
He's a fuckin faggot
spewing nothing but utter hogswallop.
>>72154897
This is why I can't watch his videos. I am always afraid he will challenge my world view.
That was pretty gay.
>>72154897
>it's not an insult
so stop bitching when somebody says fag.
So he made a video crying about being called a fag and says it doesn't bother him?
He is a straight lady-fucking alpha
ITT: edgy suburban whites with small penises.
embrace diversity. embrace your black bull. it is your destiny. you are a beta provider.
>>72154897
Because calling you a meanie poopoo head with autistic amounts of sophistry makes you a scientific badass.
>>72154897
>Listening to a guy who reads Youtube comments
>SHIGGY
>>72154897
>ha-haha guys, you see your insults don't work on me because gay isn't a bad wo-
>what ever gay fag
John Green is a
white male who checks his privilege
rich and successful
respected and loved
father
family man.
face it pol he is EVERYTHING you claim to be non-degenarate plus he loves people of all races and has a balanced non-memetic view of the world.
who is the real cuck?
>>72156233
funny how the people who say "haters gonna hate xD" are the ones who project the most searing hot butthurt.
>>72156733
did he really say that? what is with this guy's fucking fetish for breakfast cereal?
that's right john, they are not insulting you, they are telling what you really are: a fucking faggot. there's no harm telling the truth.
>>72156646
Him, cuz I didn't write the steaming shit that was TFIOS
What a massive faggot.
His show was ok-ish before he went full on SJW. Then again like most SJW's, they use entertainment as a means to creep on people with their repulsive ideologies.
I really hope that glorious faggot Milo has a chance to humiliate this pathetic excuse for a living creature.
Also low-quality bait, try harder next time.
>>72156849
he did. The man is a literary genius.
deep af
The video is queer
He is probably gay
>>72154897
this is why cuck is such a better insult
>>72156646
This analogy works better if we're talking about the bowl to eat cereal in
>multiple peoples cum has been inside this bowl
>It's been cleaned out since then, but the fact that it's had several mens cum inside will never change
>Why are you bothered by that, I mean it's been cleaned!
>>72157407
Fuck, anon, that is a disturbing analogy if you put it that way.
>>72156733
Ah huh. In before he's never banged a hairy, smelly whale.
>>72157407
maybe if there was still some cum residue I would be bothered by it, but idk.
>>72157407
>It's been cleaned out since then,
change "cleaned out" to "dumped out"
>>72157407
You are arguing against gravity though. All females lose their virginity at 16 or younger. So are you saying you are a pedophile in order to get a clean bowl?
Hahaha nice OP! I love it when /Pol gets wrecked. Hey whats your AIM name? You seem like a cool guy lets chat :>)
>>72154897
>call some retard gay
>guy so upset has to give out an entire paragraph on how he "isn't" upset
>>72154897
Wow, really makes you think...
>>72157255
Can't tell fi this is satire shitposting or you really mean it.
kek
>>72154897
he's a pansy ass
I'm not even going to read it and I already know it's bullshit. wasted enough time on these jokers
>>72154897
>implying language doesn't change over time
>implying gay will always mean one thing and not evolve into new meanings
>disregarding the origin of words like "lame" and "dumb" and not comparing them to their modern meanings
>hating the beauty that is language
This is pretty gay.
>>72154897
what a fag lmao
>John "I like cocks in my cereal" Green
>>72158622
So you'll accept that the word "Gender" now means "social construct" ?
>>72154897
>More John Green meme bullshit
>>>/trash/
Just fucking stop.
>>72155031
First post best post.
>>72154897
It's like when that smartass kid is tried of getting picked on so he tries to over-analyze and deconstruct the bully's instults in front of him. It didn't work then, it doesn't work now. All you get is more people laughing at you, like what we're all doing right now.
>>72154897
Gay = delusional acceptance of an inferior replacement.
Can't get pussy? Settle for ass.
Can't find a good video? Settle for an inferior video.
>>72154897
>gender
stopped reading right there
>>72154897
Doesn't gay also mean happy
>>72156386
>Racial bias in hiring in the U.S. is well-documented and persistent
I wonder why he didn't mention what that thing is called; affirmative action.
>>72157407
Have you ever owned a used car? Ever driven a car that wasn't a brand new car only used by you?
Someone has probably fucked in the back seat of that car. Probably lots of people.
what a gay fag
>>72159292
I sit in the drivers seat
C̈́̉̇ͫ̓̾̐͛ͨͧ͆ͪ̚҉͕̳̝̀́a̢̬͎͚̹̦͍͉̰̗̳̼̼ͤ͐ͧ̉̀̌̏ͥ͊ͫ̅̌̄̓ͫͩͯͫ̅́́̕ͅͅn̨͛̋͛ͮ̚͏̟̯͚̠͔ ̓̊͛̍̌̀͛ͩ̂̂ͩͨ̌ͩͨ̅͐ͯ͟҉̞̝̮͙̙͇̰̬͖̺͓͎̯̕͜ͅh̢̜̭̯̳̃̊̊͒̓͒̓̔ͥ͌ͫ͟ͅͅe̛̔ͨ͒̿̆̓̀͑̀͋͌̚̕͟͏̰͍͔͓̮͎̥͙̝ ̨̟͍͙̩̮̬͓͚͎͉̙̯̘̈ͥ̆̽̎ͦ͐͢ͅb̛̛̪͖̣̭̠̝͓ͬͩͦ͑̈̓̄̓ͧ̔ͦ̉͆ͫe̷̡͉̣̝̺͚̭̗͎̫̼̰͕̳̹̱̙̰̅͒̓̿̽ͬ̄̏̀ͪ͌̐̏̈́̅͗́̕͝ ̛̏̒́̓ͫͧ̿̀̚͏̻͔͍͖̭͚̜͈̟͚̙͓̠̘̦͕͈s̗̙̜̰̼͇̳̺͎̼̝̞̳̠͇̘͊̾ͬ͊͂̉ͩ͘͢ͅt̿ͤ̍̋̐̓͊̆̆̅̎͊͗̌͐̇̈́ͦ҉̳̭̺̲ǫ̞͕̱̻̀̿ͬ̃̈̉͆͌̒͂͑͋ͦ̉̈́̿̔͟p̡͎͈͚̼̪̬̣͚̼̣̙͛̽̊̐̀ͬ̑ͯ̾́́͡͝p̵̪̙̮̩̮̱̫̳̳͙͒̓͒̒́ͣ͑̎̄͋̌͐̈́ͯͦ̒ͣ͊ͥ͜e̴̶̢̢͎̥̹̟̻̙̦̩̼̜̤͈̗̖̳͖̫̟ͩͧ̈́̒͌ͥ̍ͫͩͪ̏͢d̵̛̮͓̪̙̝̪͖̻͕̝͇̻̟̈͂̆ͯ̍̍͠?̶ͩͨ̊̿̅ͣ̂̊̉ͪ̀͏͔̳̖̭͎̟ͅ
>>72154897
So the admins made tb.h turn in to desu, can they make btfo turn in to "Im a huge fucking faggot please rape me"
>>72159460
People have fucked in every hotel bed you've ever been in. Even the bedroom in your house has had people fucking. Probably every room. The floors have been covered in semen and worse.
>>72154897
Which one damnit?
>>72159601
NO NO I CHOSE NOT TO BELIEVE
M̴̛̅̀͐̉ͫ̎ͤ̊̉̉̅҉̮̝̘̦̻a̛̭̝̥̳̬̣͈̻͓̦̥͍̙̥͓̒͋̓ͨͣͦ̅͌̄͒͐ͤ̃̈͟ḓ̶̶̵̨̲̮̺̬̥̞̳̪͒ͩ͋̉́̅̇͆ͦ͌ͣ͋ͮ́̂͡m͑̑ͩ̈ͦ̓͑̌̑̀͘͏̣͕̦̣̱̠̠ą̛̝̱̩̪̻̭ͬͤ͗̇̎͂̅̊͌̃̎̑̉̅̓ͥ̎̚̚͜ņ̧̦͎͈͖̖͙̞͙̖͇̯̳̪̞̝͉̳̞͓̔ͨ̂͌̈́̂ͧ̐̓̔̐͂͌ͣ͂̽͟
>>72156646
>john (((green)))
>"white"
nope
>>72156386
I agree with Mr. Green. But so what?! There is a very good reason why there is a bias against black people. It's a question of which came first: Did racial bias cause black people to fall into poverty and as a result led them into the cancer of niggerism today? Or was niggerism something already prevalent within African descendants and therefor resulted in people having a bias against African Americans.
>>72154897
Know why we insult you because of what you are?
Because, for many, they are a result of what they've done or haven't.
>Haven't had sex
>In a culture that is as promiscuous as ever
Is meant as an indication of your failure of confidence and social credence.
>Have sex with men
If you're actually gay, the insult means very little (at that point, we start breaking out 'degenerate') but for straight guys, being called gay is emasculating because it violates their sense of identity.
>>72159601
Shit, i bet every household appliance you own has been fucked too you desperate faggot.
Those eyes are pretty BEADY
>>72159908
Hope the stove was off
>>72154897
Your right John
We should be calling you a FUCKING JEW
i hate this guy
>>72154897
words... are like BULLETS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqV67FLm6H8
>>72154897
Also if it's so cool, why doesn't mr Green decorate the interior of his home home LifeSize photos of things like this?
L̸͍͔̫̯̗͕͓̦̯͖͉̰̫̟͔͓̬ͭ̆̿ͬ̄̒̅̄̐͋̍͟͜͞ͅơ̵̵̘̞̫̫͓͔̹̦͖̳̗̞̩̮͈̱̥ͨ͋̅̋ṿ̷̵̧̯̦̙̯͈͉̻ͮͣ̂ͧͥ͂̌̔̽́͘e̸̖̙̹̹̣̺̔ͨ̾̑ͥ̓ͬ̉ͩ̀ͫ͐͊͋ͯ̏͛̌ͩ́͞ ̉ͬ̈͐̄̆͋̚҉̶̵̷͔̰̞͙̰̣̣̳̜̣̰͡ṃ̡̗͓̞̟͖͕͈͍̬̣̓̽̄ͧ͛͜e̋̂̔̅͋҉̸̧̥͇̥̜̠̟̠̻̰͍̰̺̀ ̴ͯͣ̍͂̎̄ͫ̾̂̆̏̊̾́̚̚͏͖̤̙̫͙̳̗̳͚͉̥̗̭̯͙̣̀ͅͅg̸̷͈̹̞̬̜̯̦̦̫̞ͮ̑ͩ͒ͫ͟͜o̡̠̭̳̳͈̻̦̜̦̯̘̮̝̥̘̱͙͂ͩ̄ͤ͑̋̓̿͂̐ͮͬ̋͊ͨͩ̐ͅy̅͌ͭ͋͒ͮ͋͋̉ͯͩ͜͏͎̰͕̣̤̜͙͉̺̮͢ͅ
>>72157896
>All females lose their virginity at 16 or younger.
[Citation Needed]
>>72160156
He probably thought of a having a snack after all that household appliance sex, and there! Voilá! Crispy wiener!
>>72157896
You must think I'm a bad person for liking my cereal fresh and far before the expiration date.
>>72154897
Fish dicks
>>72157896
[proofs needed]
>>72160890
He is probably a leaf that enjoys sloppy seconds. Nothing like secodn hand maple syzzurp chugged from someone else's bum!
>>72161229
>imblying a beta nu-male will ever get laid with something a human would fuck
i call things gay on a daily basis at work, but i start college in a month and im afraid i might get myself in trouble.
>>72154897
>call a girl manly
>being manly is a bad thing
so dense
This guy turns my stomach, there's something just unnatural about him. He reminds me of a pedophile but without the charm and raw masculinity.
>>72154897
Sage Cancer
>>72162322
>Maybe there is something to this sexism stuff.
>If a teenage girl wrote this everyone would laugh at her.
>>72154897
I will insult him for this retarded montage by calling him a betacuckold
>>72161516
I'm fairly sure you guys have "hate speech" laws, so if I'm right on that, you can get into a bit of trouble.
>>72162605
This is the worst bathos I've ever read. I hope this guy wakes up dead. I'm offended by his existence.
John Green is the epitome, or the mass collection of the horror that is the New Sincerity movement we've been saddled with since near the end of the 90's.
I hate him so much.
>>72162322
He's not unnatural, just another meek and ineffectual faggot. Probably grew up without a male role model. Or a present father.
>videos can't have a gender
but i thought gender was a social construct?
>>72154897
>you would think that the worst thing in the world to be is a gay virgin nerd
I mean... Yes, that's up there with one of the worst possible things you could be. Being a nigger is probably worse though.
>>72154897
>gay is not bad
>but I'll make an impassioned speech about it
That's pretty gay.
>>72162933
I'd imagine many people who identify as gendered videos would be offended by that statement.
>>72154897
Dork
> The world is not his imagined kindergarten class.
I miss the days when you could tell the insane from the general population just by speech pattern alone.
>>72154897
canada is housing the devil nsa and fbi
>>72154897
a face made for bullets
>>72162960
gay virgin nerd niggers are exceedingly rare
>>72154897
WOW NOT RESPECTING MY CHOICE TO BE A TRANS-VIDEOKIN
CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE SHITLORD
I believe that John Green may be leaving homosexual undertones in his writing, and that he could be trying to display his homosexuality in an indirect way through his videos. In the end, his children will grow up with a closet homosexual father, who will be fine with them becoming homosexuals themselves. In the end, he will bring the end of a 3.5 billion year line of evolution.
>>72154897
>>72154897
The fact that not only did he have to go on a long winded diatribe about this, further reinforced by the fact that someone took the time out of their day to make this image, allows one to conclude that people are, in fact, insulted when you call them a gay nerd virgin.
>>72156646
I don't get how he thinks this is even a logical argument. Why is men having higher standards for women than women do for men a problem? The problem isn't solved by "Stop shaming", it's solved by women being pickier. I'm ure as hell not going to complain if they don't change though
>>72164205
And since a million years of evolution produced him; I'm glad its over.
Gays are mental ill people. Its obviously an insult. Its like calling someone else mentally challenged; you're saying that hes insane, therefore youre insulting. Stop posting stuff from this guy, he's quite cringy.
>>72164340
well lad.. you tried. it didn't work but you got out there, opened up your mspaint and tried to make a funny joke.
hit the showers kid, you done good :)
>>72156646
That analogy doesn't make any sense because it implies that you are devoted to only one type of cereal.
>>72154897
so anything that doesn't offend you cannot be considered an insult even if intended as one
>>72154897
Fucking gay
Stupid sodomites
>>72154897
Its better to be gay and ashamed than gay and proud. At least for the former there's hope
>>72165482
hi john green
>>72166164
John Green wouldn't have said that, he would have said something awful like
"Some people look at something vague and something new and lash out in the pain of its bright white beauty. They spit it out like a too sweet breakfast cereal. "
>>72154897
>semantics
>>72154897
"A video doesn't have a gender"
stop oppressing the videos you cis shitlord!
>>72154897
what a fucking douche bag
tldr lol
>>72156646
So we aren't allowed to predict behavioural pattern in women by past behavioural but we're somehow supposed to believe in global warming based on the same premise?
Kek. Gtfo nigger.
>>72154897
This little bitch was obviously raised on Stuart Smalley
>>72154897
IF GAY ISN'T AN INSULT THEN WHY DO YOU THINK IT IS HMMM?
BTFO FAG
>>72154897
lol wut a fggt
>>72154897
Words can have colloquial meanings that don't fit with the dictionary definition John green
You fucking gay
>>72154897
Wow never thought of it that way.
He is right, videos don't get a sexual preference.
TIL!
thanks anon
>>72154897
gay af 2bh
>>72157255
>trying to claim scars are a bad thing
if someone doesn't have a scar or something wrong with them I don't trust them, scars are a sign of living
>>72154897
>>72154897
If gay isn't an insult than why is John Green so concerned about people saying it as a insult?
>>72154897
A video is female, anybody who speaks French can tell you that.
>>72156637
pretty much this
>>72154897
Reminder that John Green obsessed over, and then married, a 4/10. He's worse than a gay virgin, he's a beta faggot.
>>72154897
What a gay.
>>72154897
Wow. What a fag. He's obviously butthurt if he responded.
t. man who got pegged by his kike wife last night
>>72154897
>Has far more money than I probably do
>Appears on camera totally unkempt, and unshaven, while trying to come off as morally superior.
John Green offends every sense,
>>72154897
>implying English isn't a living language and words such as gay aren't subject to change
What a gay nerd
John Green is that 'Can't Handle the Banter' guy that every group has.
You know the one that has to go on a tirade every time something remotely offensive is said, and generally is a fucking buzzkill?
That's John Green.
>>72154897
t. homo
>>72154897
>Getting ass blasted over people calling shit gay
What a fag
>>72156646
Ahmed how is your sister?
>>72181831
This is the ugly whore who he defended for riding the cock carousel before getting stuck with his beta ass by comparing the dicks she'd take with cheerios? What a loser!
>>72154897
God that guy is gay.
>>72156646
His wife put John off until after she finished with the cock carousel
>>72186141
POO IN LOO
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>>72155031
denmark with the win
>>72164205
>his children
>his
>his wife's
Let this be known to /pol/.
This guy is a millionaire.
If you guys want to be a millionaires, support sjw propaganda and make a business out of it.
>>72155031
First post best post.
>John 'I don't understand linguistics despite being an author' green
>>72155031
under rated
>>72159292
>2016
>buying used
How pathetic no wonder you are a cuck.
>>72154897
>a video can't be gay because it doesn't have a gender
Many languages have genders for all nouns. So all objects can be gay. John Green BTFO
>>72156386
>blacks are more likely to be arrested for marijuana!
Blacks smoke more openly.
Blacks live in more densely populated neighborhoods that are easier for police to patrol.
Blacks are more likely to be doing sketchy shit that leads cops to question them.
Blacks are more likely to resist arrest.
But yeah, John, Lance McWhiteperson smoking a joint in the privacy of his suburban home should be exactly as likely to get caught as Tyrone McNigger smoking at a fucking bus stop in full view of the police.
>>72154897
>so a video... Doesn't have a gender
Triggered
What a cis videonormative scumbag
>>72158920
>>72186492
fucking kill yourselves you useless pieces of shit it wasn't even a good post you niggers just say this shit every thread fuck off back to lebbit you fucking kikes FUCK YOU
John Green has to be a pedophile or something. There is no way a guy can write this fucking garbage without having some ill intentions.
