As a 25 year old male with a decent job but completely disillusioned with life, give me one good reason to not throw away everything and join the navy.
>>72152440
Air Force
sorry, the navy is a superior option
they want you as a new recruit
>>72152440
Go for it, faggot.
>>72152634
Listen to this man.
>>72153343
yeah but the airforce requires degree holders.
navy requires you know what a wrench is and what color the sky is. also, check your privilages.
im not even joking...
>>72152440
>t throw away everything
And what would that consist of?
>anamie wank posters
>skateboard you are too fat to actually use
>your games console
don't do it anon!
Just do it, you'll regret it if you don't.
If you're feeling tough, go SEALs.
Do you want to have sex with a man on a submarine?
>>72154065
3 years of professional career and freedom mostly
>>72152440
Yeah! "Earn" your welfare with all the other high school drop outs serving in the armed forces. Maybe get a real job and make something of yourself instead of moving sandbags and playing Xbox in a pup tent for a living?
Yyyyvan eht niooo-ooj!
>>72152440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l4ooX0ZZlk
>>72154117
True, you'll lose every ounce of what you are and become a machine designed to kill
>>72154143
^
NAVY BOATS
>>72152440
>completely disillusioned with life
sounds like joining the military would suit you
>>72152440
>Join the Navy and becoming gay
>Join the Air Force and become a women magnet
it's up to you anon
>25
lol old faggot
>>72152440
>Navy
>Not Air Force
Nah, you deserve the Navy. Go ahead.
I tried joining the army when I was 16 once, I was probably the most athletic, badass 16 yr old they'd ever seen and they turned me down because criminal record and all that. Never bothered after that, wankers. Their loss, I guess.
>>72152440
>
There is nothing wrong with the navy
Go for it sailor
>>72152440
Don't join the air force
You will be in the chair force
Isn't that the ship that failed massively? Its whole engine had to be replaced or something because during sea trials the seals around various components weren't keeping water out
>>72153536
This.
Also need to be medically fit. as in withstanding the g's
>2016
>navy
How much do you fancy your only deployments being bringing aid to third-world countries?
>>72154185
Not to sound like a cuckservative but serving your country is an honourable thing to do - you might even get some adventure.
If you think working for any employer gives you freedom, i've got some bad news for you.
>>72154696
He said the Navy.
Which is basically the same thing, but more autistic.
>>72153536
You are a fucking retard. What is a nuke?
>>72154826
i'd shoot for an officer commission, naturally. i'm in good shape, do volunteer work and have a professional background so I assume they'd take me even if it's a decently long wait list
>>72154392
Laughable. Everyone in the army is a beta bitch. EVERYONE.
Hooyah!
JOIN THE LEGION. YOU GET AN EU CITIZENSHIP WITH ACCESS TO FREE HEALTHCARE AND YOU GET TO EXPLORE MORE OF THE WORLD.
>>72154835
Pretty true anon
You're only 25. Joining any military isn't throwing shit away, it's cashing in on Uncle Sam.
Old fucker here. When I was 24 I saved up like crazy to go to school, eating shitty food and living in a boarding house. I finally did it at age 26 and made it happen. I met my wife there, went on to grad school on the gov't dime and now am totally good to go with 6 years living expenses in the bank.
Do want you want. Age is just a meme. We will all be dead in the next 70 years. Live on your own schedule.
Retired Army here. Go for it. Sometimes a vacation from your real life helps, and three years of getting puking drunk and banging foreign hookers helps.
Join the Coast Guard, it's harder to get in and you will be able to come home more often than the other branches
>>72152440
Just get a job at Wal Mart if you want to be ordered around by idiots
>>72155237
>I met my wife there
How many dicks did she take from other sailors before you met her?
Obligatory joining military is sacrificing your life for the Jews comment
>>72155783
Surely she took ALL the dicks. Anon caught aids from his slut cunt wife
>>72154997
He's clearly the cook.
>>72152440
Do you want everyone you know to pretend to respect you only to laugh behind your back that you're on earned welfare and couldn't get a real job?
>>72154567
Serious question time. Does Mexico have a Navy?
>>72157327
Would it count if they did?
>>72154696
>>72154590
>>72154567
>>72152634
Interesting note for you fellow /pol/lacks.
When polled, it was the Air Force servicemen who almost unilaterally agreed that they would be fine with taking an order to kill American Civilians.
Most of the other servicemen from Army and Navy, plus their special forces, all declined that order.
So, why are Air Force members an exception?
I'm inclined to believe it's because they tend to be further removed from any real danger, and thus are indifferent to civilian casualties among their own side.
>>72157757
My follow up question was "why?"
>>72157327
>why does a nation with a body of water on both sides have a navy
Seems you did not put much thought into this question.
Ironic, considering the image you posted about niggers, lol.
>>72158100
They're Mexico... No one wants their shithole.
>Looks like you didn't put much thought into this.
>>72158625
Mostly to keep out/take bribes from smugglers, I'd imagine.
>>72158932
That's the cartel's job.
>>72157327
YEAH, a they are a joke
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/10259892/Mexican-navy-fights-Polish-hooligans-on-the-beach.html
>>72152440
If you like being bossed around by negresses while cleaning shit all day, sure
Where do you work and how much do you make?
>>72153006
Underrated village people reference from Poland.
THEY. WANT. YOU
>>72158625
>reason is because speculative opinion
You realize despite how much of a shithole we consider Mexico to be, they're still far FAR wealthier than most of the other nations that we consider '3rd' world.
I think you're kidding yourself to even imply otherwise.
So what do they have to defend? They have plenty to defend.
I'm always amused by the sheltered ignorance of my countrymen here.
I know you're just funposting, but try not to make the rest of us look so stupid. This being an international board, you might take some time to actually learn something here.
Military is %1 fun 99% bullshit.
>>72159902
i make $65k/yr in heavy industry supply chain management
>>72160196
Nigger I was just looking to trade bantz. If I actually gave a shit I'd have just googled mexican navy and not asked on /pol/
>Jesus I hope this is bait or you'll have the world thinking we're all faggots.
>>72160671
>i-it was just lighthearted bantz
>nervous laughter
>everyone thinks we're fags
It's too late.
>>72152440
Become a grunt, it's more interesting
Wait, you're from the United States of A ?
Then stay away from infantry if you don't want to end up in the streets with a leg or two missing
>>72160892
>>72161182
>bantz
>has devolved into basic memes
Well then.
http://www.legion.org/homelessveterans/226723/night-skid-row-las-homeless-veterans
>>72161370
>>72152440
I want to join the navy or air force. Also disillusioned at life
>>72152440
Do it, I ship for basic June 9. Sign, relax and enjoy. I had the same thing going.
>>72161614
This post brought me discomfort.
>>72157808
>source- my ass
>>72152440
unless you're retarded, join the air force.
at leas then you'll get girl pussy instead of boi pussy.
>>72153536
>degree holders
you mean high school, right? i know a lot of fuck ups with high school degrees who joined the air force. i couldn't imagine the air force requiring college degrees.
>>72152440
You should join the navy or move to another country outside toxic west, get a wife and start a family.
If you work in the west you will feel miserable knowing you are feeding the enemy with your taxes, your wife will divorce you and your kids will be transgender.
>>72160196
They sell you a lot of drugs.
>>72152440
I'm in the same position OP. I'm moving to Japan to teach instead though in a couple of months. I'd say go for it.
>>72162291
At least they're selling something, Fernando.
You could sell me your sister, though. She'd have a better life here where people have jobs.
>>72161889
>>72163369
Now you're just triggering me on purpose.
>>72152440
US Navy vet here. Do it man. Join the Navy. You'll spend most of your time bitching about how terrible it is, but afterwards you'll realize you had the best time of your life.
>>72163596
ITT: people who don't know the difference between officers and enlisted
>>72152440
navy men get lots of penis in butt
The Navy has the highest casualty allowance for a successful mission of all of the U.S. armed forces.
>>72161713
How much are they paying you?
You don't have to be on a boat to have gay sex OP
>>72154143
>>72154472
This is bullshit. I spent 5 years serving in the Navy onboard a submarine and I almost never had gay sex with anyone on the boat.
>>72165983
>almost never had gay sex with everyone on board
>>72157327
No, cardboard doesn't float long enough once it gets wet.
>>72153536
No it doesn't, you just have to be a high school graduate without a criminal record and if you have a kid you have to be married. Basically a non-deadbeat.
>>72152440
Because it won't fill the void in your life, unless the void in your life is to become a sailor.
Is it true that Navy guys get tons of pussy? I've heard stories of USA Navy men in Australia having women line up to the ship as they were coming off.
>>72152440
Miltary is for poor people, are you poor? Sorry to hear.
>>72167582
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N-tRXewCAmU
You never know
>>72152440
Do you suck dicks? Because you better learn.
>>72157808
there's a reason they're called the chair force
>>72168205
navy gets dick, regardless of what your gender is.
>>72152440
got no children, got no steady partner i.e wife. then yes go navy, 9 years navy here only left because wanted family
>>72173096
what's wrong with navy wife? don't they just sit around all day getting housed?
Will the Army DQ me for being a virgin on grounds of being socially and psychologically unsound? The recruiter told me they'd find out if I lied about anything.
