>Be English
>go on holiday to USA
>cross Street while no cars are coming
>police officer sprints over to me
>"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING SON?'"
>shoots me with a taser
>I'm on the floor screaming
>"don't you know jaywalking is a crime you stupid little shit?"
>proceeds to lecture me about how I was in alot of trouble and was hinting towards me tipping him for his service
>don't tip him
>he shoots me 4 times
>next few hours a blur
>wake up in prison hospital to a 6 year sentence
>$17,000 bill for my injuries
>doctors tell me how a 10% tip is usually the standard
>can't afford any of this
>3 years added to my sentence
>get sexually assaulted many, many times in prison even though I try to stay quiet and keep to my aut-aut self
>gang that rape me tell me that they expect at least a small tip for their services
>can't afford it
>gang bribes prison officers
>I get thrown in solitary confinement for 6 months
>YFW land of the free
>aut-aut
You deserved it and more.
>Friend invites me over to America
>Eating a big meal in a fancy New York diner
>They order $400 cheeseburgers and french fries
>When in rome
>Take a fry out and begin to pour ketchup on it
>"What the fuck yah doin' boy?" My fat American comrade says
>"You eatin that freedom fry all wrong" he says and demonstrates by picking up a fist full of french fries and flies them around the table making airplane noises with his mouth before dunking his entire fist in his ketchup bucket
>Shoves the entire fist in his mouth, comes out sparkling clean with no trace of fry or ketchup
>"That ain't how no fag eats freedom fries" He says, wiping his mouth with an Isreali flag
>"God bless America" says his obese friend as everyone breaks out into applause and the band starts playing the national anthem
>Fat man in a ten gallon hat comes up and yells "YEEHAWWW" while shooting his revolvers at the ceiling
>he is the waiter
>>72145177
Believed you till the whole tipping and shooting part
>$17,000 for 4 gunshot wounds
That might get you a bag of frozen pizza rolls to dull the pain and a bed for the night, extra if you end up eating the pizza rolls.
>>72145177
>>72145904
wait its actually MORE than that?
>>72146348
Yeah. In America if a family member breaks their arm or leg it's better just to put them down then take them to the hospital.
Way too expensive and your mom and dad can make you a new brother or sister.
>>72146536
jokes aside, you genuinely have to pay tens of thousands of dollars for emergency medical care?
>>72146842
Yessir
>>72146842
We have NHS, though its a massive strain on the state,it makes the people happy. I believe ObamaCare was an attempt to make American healthcare affordable for working class citizens but it didn't end out well, costing copious amounts of dollars to rectify.
>>72145177
did this actually happen?
I cant tell whats a ruse anymore. america btfo
>>72145177
>Be English, asleep in bed at 5 am
>Jolted out of bed at the sound of the "AAAAAAALLLLLAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HOOOOOOAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR"
>time for the native population's morning prayers, I say to myself
>Go back to sleep, as I am not Muslim and a fedora tipper
>Wake up 10 minutes later to a bobbie screaming at me in the window
>"OI, Where's your sleeping license???"
>Begrudgingly get up and go to the door to show him license
>"Well, I fink everyfing's in owda... Wait, where's your license for this license??!?"
>In a panic I try to stab him with an unlicensed spoon
>He shoots at me with a toy gun
Land of the cucks
>>72146842
Yes. People who aren't legitimate retards get insurance and everything is affordable.
>>72147813
>the poor deserve to die
kek
>>72147583
>In a panic I try to stab him with an unlicensed spoon
>He shoots at me with a toy gun
Lel. Need to add something about jizya
>>72147905
>the weak must fear the strong
>>72147583
>Toy Gun
http://content.met.police.uk/Site/firearmslicensingshotgunapplications
Its also not so bad with the mudslimes, they have their own slums, apart from in London.
put this comment in /r/4chan crop pls
>>72147325
to be fair the NHS isn't nearly as much of an expenditure as pensions are, but no government would ever cut them because only pensioners vote
people do love the NHS though, i'm genuinely proud of it, its a shame Jeremy Hunt is systematically sabotaging it because he doesn't support it ideologically
>>72145585
Build wall
>>72146842
No, but they'll dump you in the street after "fixing" you.
If you aren't in any apparent stage of dying they'll give you the boot, you're paying for the care and bedding while you recover, not the surgery.
>>72147983
nah we have private health insurance that comes with a lot of jobs as well, although personally i'd prefer it if they just gave me the money because the nhs is fine
>>72145177
Happens in Europe too, pic related, cop off-duty assaulted civilian for walking on red sign despite road being completely empty.
>>72145177
>be english
>be
stopped reading
>>72145585
I lol'd out loud
>>72145177
This is how every British person should be treated in the USA
>>72145177
>Visit England, Land of the Anglos
>Greeted by Paki limo driver
>Driver takes the wrong side of the road the entire way to Oxford to pick up my daughter
>Proud Oxford campus
>Durkas, Dindus, Allahu Akbars everywhere
>One conversation in ten is Brit English
>Pick up my daughter
>Complains about the Patriarchy
>Note to self: Send her to the gun range when we get back to Texas to re-patriotize her
>Go to a Fish and Chips
>Paki is the cook
>Serves me Fish and Chips (with Curry)
>Go to my hotel
>Caliphates everywhere
>Business trip ends
>Spend a solid eight hours with daughter at the gun range talking about the founding fathers and the rights of All Americans
>Send her back first class with a Trump hat
Fucking brits. Fish and chips with curry.
>>72148055
>http://content.met.police.uk/Site/firearmslicensingshotgunapplications
Oh I suppose this smug nigger didn't know that Airsoft guns are strictly licensed in the UK. Oh you can play with your Airsoft AK-47 if you'd like (in private, away from any windows) but of course, you have to fill in the forms, provide evidence that you're an active member of a toy-gun club and pay the fee.
The UK, not even once.
>>72147905
Is that what I said you limey fuck? I don't think those words came out of mymouth, mohommad.
Insurance is peanuts. If you can't afford it you're either a) living beyond your means or b) not working. Even then, hospitals have a oath to never turn down patients. They would get treatment but aquire debt for the service.
But please tell me how my country works there abdul
>move to america because ireland is a russia tier shithole
>stretch while getting off the plane
>soccor mom screams and calls me a terrorist
>TSA agents storm the plane and tase me until I pass out
>wake up in interrogation room
>man in black suit and sunglasses asks me if I love america
>uh yeah i moved here to find work
>oh really? where are you from
>ireland
>i get let off, free accomdation in a five star hotel in new york, numerous high paying job opportunities
>still manage get kidnapped by a white gun toting lunatic and tortured in a basement for 10 years
>>72147583
>>In a panic I try to stab him with an unlicensed spoon
>>He shoots at me with a toy gun
My fucking sides
>>72148176
It's like I'm actually on Facebook.
The NHS is meh tier overall. Singapore has a much better system.
Hunt isn't privatising the NHS, he is exploiting the monopoly position that it has as an employer of doctors to worsen their conditions, it's unfair but I understand his decision, and honestly it is kinda left wing.
>go to USA
>ask for coffee
>they ask what kind of coffee
>"what do you mean what kind"
>they give huge list of fancy coffee names
>just take something that doesn't sound so weird
>it's like 20% coffee and 80% foam
>>72146842
I broke my shoulder a few months ago. Only had to pay a few hundred, i have good insurance through work though.
>>72149445
>be dumbass euro tourist
>go to starbucks
you deserve it
>>72145177
watch and learn
>>72149445
>drinking the caffeine jew
>>72149642
Shouldn't you be worshiping it?
>>72145177
please be true
>>72145177
that was actually good. You deserve the dubs
>be me
>be 19 year old femanon
>visit London on a Euro vacation
>land in heathrow
>step outside of the airplane
>airport security tackle me to the ground and place me under arrest
>get stoned in the public square for not wearing a niqab
>mfw the crowd reminded me that Islam is a religion of peace
>>72149279
i'm not saying thats what the junior doctor strike is about, but hunt has stated before that he doesn't believe in the NHS, and the media coverage demonising doctors (although to be fair the media coverage is pretty polarised) would be playing into his hands if that was his agenda
obviously the NHS isn't perfect, but it is pretty fucking good
>>72148963
>you get shot and then spend the rest of your life paying off the debt from the medical bill
jesus christ its like a dystopian sci fi novel
>>72150397
that only happens to niggers and rednecks that don't get insurance
>>72145177
>shoots me with a taser
>I'm on the floor screaming
you wouldn't be screaming
It be more of spasming with grunts
>>72149582
what the fuck do you mean you had to pay a few hundred? you had insurance
this doesn't seem like you're being scammed at all?
>>72147583
Love it.
>>72150234
k stalin
>>72149445
>falling for the Normiebucks coffee
>if i greentext this bullshit story maybe people will believe me
>>72150508
so, the poor
so, the poor don't deserve medical care
>>72150772
i'm not even a socialist i'm just not a libertarian
>>72150923
No one "deserves" anything.
>>72147583
Comedy gold
>>72147583
kek'd out loud with this.
>>72150923
Sure, the poor deserve medical care. Which is why they should go out and work for it like the rest of us.
It is not society's responsibility to provide for those who will not provide for themselves.
>>72145177
>Break law
>Get appropriately punished for it
>Whine about it years later on 4chan
Wew lad, maybe go back to Jihad Island and leave the land of the free and the home of the brave? You are clearly neither and thus don't belong.
>>72145177
Jaywalking is a tradition like Apple pie in the US. I was shocked when I saw people in Scandinavia following the rules.
>don't tip him
>he shoots me 4 times
Kek
>>72151220
>>72151114
So what do you do when they inevitably turn to crime or die? You would have millions of homeless on your hands.
>>72147583
holy fuck thats hilarious
>>72145177
Tfw Healthcare is completely free in my country, Oil money working wonders.
>>72151220
you seem to think that being poor is some kind of moral failing
>>72151376
do what america is doing now, make homelessness illegal, kek
>>72145585
>go to Mexico
>die because it's Mexico
Nice try, Pablo.
>>72145177
You cant afford it because British people are poor.
>>72150923
>Be dumb enough to do X
>Everyone else should pay for X
Wew
>>72151376
Why don't they just emigrate to a country with "free" healthcare?
>>72147583
Holy sensible chuckle
>>72145177
Has anyone in any city ever actually been ticketed for jay-walking? I mean i've never seen it, and cant understand how you'd enforce it especially in cities.
>>72146842
No I broke my leg as a child and it didn't cost thousands of dollars
>Go to america for a holiday
>go to buy bottle of juice
>all the drinks in the shop are 3 litre bottles of Coca Cola
>Price tag says $1
>got to pay and cashier asks for $1.50
>why does it only say $1?
>police burst in and shoot me for not paying tax
>Get sent to hospital
>doctor tells me he is Scottish too and he loves leprechauns
>$4500000 bill plus a tip
>get first plane home
>plane gets flown into a tower
>>72151695
yeah i'm not a libertarian because it doesn't actually create a better quality of life. like, you might be rich and glad you don't have to give your money to the poor, but you're much more likely to be robbed because the poor will be royally fucked and have no other option, unless you want to wall off the poor and let them die
i mean we know laissez-fair capitalism doesn't work because we tried it in the industrial revolution and everyone got cholera
>>72151482
Being poor kinda is a moral failing though. You're either too deep into your vices to save/spend money properly, or you're too dumb to work.
The point being, nobody, "good" or "bad," deserves anything beyond what they can procure or produce.
>>72152146
>be scottish
>vote to be cucked by the queen
>>72145177
>Be American
>go on vacation to UK
>announcement on plane as we enter British airspace
>forced to bin all sharp objects
>alcohol banned as to not offend Muslims
>forced to pay TV license on the off chance that I watch BBC (I don't even like interracial porn wtf)
>Given a brochure about the difference between hate-speech and free-speech
>warned that mentioning guns would cause mass panic and result in jail time
>had 40% of the items I brought nationalized for redistribution to the poor
>arrive at Heath row airport
>all signs in Arabic
>mistakenly think I got on wrong plane to middle east
>return to America and enjoy FREEDOM
>>72152952
i can only assume this is an american thing because "the american dream" kind of implies this and its generally americans who have these kind of views, but not all poor people are lazy. theres a big degree of luck involved in being successful, not everyone is going to do it. if you try and fail i don't see how thats a moral failing
on most things i'd agree with you that you need to earn money for goods, but healthcare is a special case because you don't have the option to not pay for it, you're being extorted. and if you're going to be extorted the government is more accountable than private companies.
>>72145177
>Be Ameriburger
>go on vacation to Jolly Ole England
>get bagel at airport and eat on plane
>get off plane, surrounded by bobbies
>OI YEW HAVIN' A PISS?
>what.jpg
>OI YEW YANK LESS AVE FAT WEPPON
>wtf do I need a translator in England?
>OI HEEES NOT RESPONDIN'
>armed response team called in
>surrender immediately and demand to see American consulate
>consulate is in Sharia "no-go" zone, ambassador is trapped inside
>surrounded by Inspectors
>OI YEW FOUGHT YEW WAS GONNA PULL A FASS ONE AY YANK??
>finally a Paki named Mohammed comes in
>he speaks English and American and translates for me
>I've been arrested for importing a weapon
>put on trial, barristers are a fucking joke
>spend entire time laughing at wigs
>Crown finds me guilty and orders me deported
>Magistrate scolds me in open court for carrying a plastic butter knife into England
>taken back to airport and put on plane
>bobbies all surround me yelling "SHOULD'A BINNED THAT KNIFE YANK"
>fucking Brits
>>72154457
>walk outside on my way to work
>niglets playing in the public yard cursing and calling me a bitch
>make it to the community train station late because lazy bus driver spent 15 minutes stopped at his baby mommas public housing unit arguing over some nigger shit
>cars were banned 3 years ago because muh priviledge and muh climate change
>at train station some nigger ask if I can share my ration of train rides with him cause he "broke n shit rite now"
>politely tell him no because I need them for this weekend
>undercover community peace officer over hears me
>flashes badge at me and tells me to give him my ID and train Card
>tell him im sorry but he says "too late"
>swipes my train card and sees I have 3 rides left
>begins writing me a ticket for "priviledge denial"
>holds my train card till train arrives at which point he swipes it twice one for me and one for the nigger
>nigger says "thanks" to the cop while shaking his head in disapproval of me
>cop hands me ticket and card back
>tells me that I should be more caring of others needs
>cry all the way to work
>>72145177
except, this doesn't happen
meanwhile I received a ticket while jaywalking in quebec
>>72147583
>>72147583
>>He shoots at me with a toy gun
Pissing myself m8
>>72145585
kek'd
>>72146842
My medical bill for having a kidney stone (they only gave me an IV, pain killers and an x-ray) was $6,000. Not even kidding. It was 4k after insurance.
>go to UK
lol, just kidding. I'm not a muslim
>>72152146
oh please, your taxes are much higher
>>72154457
>consulate is in Sharia "no-go" zone, ambassador is trapped inside
>>72151482
Sometimes it is.
There are a lot of poor people out there due to drugs or alcohol.
>>72153851
You don't have to be successful to not be poor.
>>72155921
Yes but they are included in prices. Come up with a greentext story for a better response next time.
>>72152146
>>doctor tells me he is Scottish too and he loves leprechauns
fucking lost it seriously
>>72145177
S I X T Y
P E R C E N T
W H I T E
>be blonde swede
>come to the US
>"random" check at airport
>One of the two TSA agents axes "Sir, are you a terrorist?"
>hehe yeah..
>He tazes me, other one pulls out gun and shoots me two times in the stomach because tazehand holds a doughnut
>I wake up in the interrogation room still bleeding
>"Sir, we are taking you to Gitmo based on the information you gave us."
>b-but
>It'll be 16.931$ + tip
>no worries, Swedish government will pay
>Still at Gitmo, managed to dress as a guard someone help me
>>72147583
This is too real
>>72147583
Made me kek
>>72146842
No you don't. You can be a broke fucking nigger, stumble into the ER and get healthcare. If you can't afford the care and you don't pay it. The state will pay for it.
>>72152146
I don't blame you for not knowin gwhat you're talking about, but here in Pennsylvania, for example, there is no tax on food. In Delaware, there is no sales tax at all.
>>72158029
Yeah but your liquor laws are shit. If you want pretty much anything other than cheap beer you have to go to an ABC or similar and there is like a 20% tax on all alcohol.
>>72145904
ahahaha it would be atleast 40-60k matey boy
>>72145585
My sides were supposed to be on this side of the Wall, hombre.
