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how do uget these streams 2 play
Just getting comfortable
FIRST FOR SUCK ZONE
FIRST FOR GREEN SKY
FIRST FOR SONIC SLUSHIES
FIRST FOR BRAUM'S FRIES AND SHAKES
FIRST FOR CROSS CANADIAN RAGWEED
>>72135628
>not tornadob owl
Brian Emfinger is stopped and looking at the storm moving in.
John Humphress is a bit further north and driving directly into it.
Tulsa reporting in. I hate the nightnados.
>>72135808
YEEEEEEE HAWWWWW MOTHER FUCKER GRAB YOUR BEERS AND YOUR FOLD-OUT CHAIRS IT'S GOING TO BE A FUN FUCKING NIGHT!!!!
Nature is telling you guys to fuck off.
Same goes for any area with earthquakes and other disasters.
Why do you stay?
>>72135885
OKC metro reporting in. Stay safe bro.
>>72135808
THE EXTREEEEEEEEEME
also, who's a good streamer who's actually up right now? brett went down
Any okies here staying comfy in their cellar? Got mine all prepped with MREs and a jack in case the house falls on top of it and i have to force my way out.
>>72136025
You know it's sort of like having a girlfriend. Once a month she goes on a war path and fucks your shit up senpai, but the rest of the time she's chill. Once a year nature goes on a war path and fucks our shit up senpai, but the rest of the time it's chill af.
>>72136025
tornadoes are the main source of burguers in murica
Is this what we get for Cruz winning?
>>72135628
Beergoy reporting from top floor in one of the AB buildings. Looking pretty shitty out, but no hail in Soulard yet. Just rain coming in sheets.
Feed my cat if I die, /pol/
>>72136028
You too,central always gets the shit.
Stream sites:
https://tvnweather.com/live/
http://www.severestudios.com/livechase/
Radar Software:
http://www.grlevelx.com/grlevel3_2/
>>72136063
OKC metro reporting. Where you at senpai?
>>72136160
Yes :(
TATERS 'N TORNADERS
>>72135628
>mfw its only pre-tornado for f6 tornado
Brian died holy fukkkkk
>>72136256
kek
I know this may be retarded but living in OKC, this is my favorite part of the year. So much destruction. Gets the adrenaline rushing.
>>72136187
Can confirm - am tornado
WE PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION NOW
http://www.spc.noaa.gov/products/watch/ww0109.html
Do you guys like clouds
>>72136053
https://youtu.be/525xrI009qQ
>>72136244
Lake Hefner here desu. We usually stay pretty safe here but you never know.
>>72136347
I know exactly what you mean, actually. OKC metro here. It's exhilarating really. It's intimidating but equally awesome. It's godly, if you will.
>>72136385
These are both from within 7 minutes of eachother! nature is amazing
>>72136445
Yukon here. Canadian Valley usually shields us but like you said, you never know. Stay safe bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SbQ1hbrLLA [Embed]
Great vid of what it's like to be near an F5
Skip to 52 minutes for shit to start hitting the fan.
He's about a mile away from it at that point.
get spooked
>>72136063
Alva reporting in (NW)
Hate to say it but it looks like I'm outside of the fun zone
>>72136365
Stay in Moore.
Nacogdoches reporting in
it's a pretty nice day :)
>>72136670
kek, one of my best friends lives in Moore. I have no idea why the fuck they don't just abandon the city this time of year.
>>72136670
but of course
Brian's stream is back up. I don't know much about this stuff but those clouds look promising.
>>72136725
Hey, drive a few miles south to Lufkin and fuck some shit up. I know some people down there.
>>72136636
Enid here, stationed at Vance. They told a lot of us to go home early today because of the potential weather. Feels good
OKC HERE, IM A BIT SPOOKED, I LIVE ON THE TOP FLOOR OF AN APARTMENT
>wichita falls
Why no chasers in St. Louis?
>>72136895
>canadian flair
Are you Canadian and working here? Or are you just using a VPN or something.
>>72136760
>>72136781
My cousin is pretty well off and could easily move but she just won't. I don't understand,she has 2 young boys.
What do the yellow boxes mean?
>>72136916
RIP okie bro
Brian Emfinger is the only one that really has any good stuff right now, shame it's laggy and muted.
More south of him will pick up as the afternoon goes on.
>>72136563
That dumb ass in the fucking semitruck
The best part of Tornado season is the relief concerts afterwards at Eskimo Joe's...every damn year.
>>72137011
severe thunderstorm
red boxes mean tornado aka shit has hit the fan
there will be red boxes later on im sure.
food...Food..FOOd....FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>72137131
D-do you think Ohio will be okay?
>>72137155
>what did he mean by this?
DFW AIRPORT HERE, IM READY FOR THIS. ARE YOU READY?
>>72136984
To be fair, Moore has an awesome school system and a lot of fun shit to do, not to mention it's location is prime. OKC 10 minutes to the north, OU 10 minutes to the south. It's just hell on earth in April and May.
>>72137114
rip joseppi's
>>72137155
IT'S THE WONDER OF NATURE, BABY
>>72137171
No one cares. Go suck Kasich's cock
>>72136966
That's just a regular storm front. Way too messy for tornadoes. Kansas/Oklahoma is gonna explode soon so every chaser is in there.
local colleges and churches cancelling classes and services. all highschool sports programs cancelled.
its ogre.
>>72137131
Jesus christ, it doesn't mean "SHITS HIT THE FAN" it just means it has a high potential for tornadoes
Reporting in from Norman.
Huzzah for canceled classes.
>>72137209
It's not fair honestly. Moore has no bad part of town, low to almost no nigger population, and everyone there is friendly as fuck. They don't deserve the endless destruction when Eastside OKC still goes unaffected.
>>72136966
that's just a silly little thunderstorm
the tornado action is in the plains today
>>72137241
>he lives in a certain state so he must support that state's governor
>>72136971
No idea wtf is up. I just use suddenlink and for some reason 4chan gives me A FUCKING LEAF flag. It's embarrassing.
GOOD GOYIM STORM DESTROY PALESTINE
>>72137171
Yeah, Kansas and Oklahoma is ground zero.
Possibly north Texas as well.
>>72137316
kiss your asses goodbye, okies
>>72135628
Mook?
Harrah reporting in. After last year, we're gonna need one hell of a storm to top that one.
>>72136563
that fucking dick almost like he stopped in the middle of the highway and had the truck flipped because of him
>>72137209
I mean,I guess the chances of getting hit DIRECTLY are fairly slim. I guess the good outweighs the bad.
>>72137239
DONT
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FOLD
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THE
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MAPS
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>>72137420
I fucking hate suddenlink. only option I had at this God forsaken apartment complex
>>72137323
no, red box means there's one on the ground or imminent. it's a warning.
watches mean high potential, but they don't show up on radar.
PDS TORNADO WATCH
>PDS TORNADO WATCH
PDS TORNADO WATCH
>PDS TORNADO WATCH
VIOLENT TORNADOES LIKELY
>VIOLENT TORNADOES LIKELY
VIOLENT TORNADOES LIKELY
>VIOLENT TORNADOES LIKELY
VIOLENT TORNADOES LIKELY
>VIOLENT TORNADOES LIKELY
John Humphress is nearing the first storm warning areas in OK around where Brian Emfinger is but with a much better camera
>>72137420
Worst isp i have ever had.
Fuck them.
>>72137512
Better than AT&T. Those are the only two options in my town and when i switched to Suddenlink I got 6x the speed for the same price. I hate AT&T so goddamned much.
>>72136384
>Chance for 2 or more tornadoes 90%
>Chance for more than 1 EF-2 or stronger 80%
Pucker your anuses, its about to get rough.
>be me
>photojournalist working for OU paper
>go out chasing with reed timmer a couple times before he got his tv show
>position ourselves ahead of storm cells
>nothing happens
>drive elsewhere
>nothing happens
>reed and co get out
>spend all day photographing storm chasers looking ominously at the sky and playing four square in a dirt road somewhere in rural oklahoma
>pee in a bottle
storm chasing is fun :^)
>>72137512
>>72137711
Better than AT&T. Those are the only two options in my town. When I switched to Suddenlink I got 6x the speed for the same price. I hate AT&T so goddamned much.
>>72137668
>>72137717
>>72137854
Whoops. Didn't mean to post twice.
>>72136966
Because those pussies in Missouri won't go play in the rain.
>>72135628
>god is punishing the states that voted for cruz
that's why you get for selling yourself out to a canadian with parents that have communist background you fucking flyovers
brett's back but they're stopped for a piss break
https://tvnweather.com/live/chasers/847783521
>>72136835
I'm too busy lamenting my GPA
>>72135628
THOUGHT I lost all my OK fags
>>72137854
At least AT&T doesn't humiliate you by giving you a cuckflag.
>Every dot is a chaser
Jesus christ
>>72137842
well, at least you got to do it for free
they take people on ride-alongs now but you've gotta pay for some of the trip's expenses
>>72136385
>>72136532
WE GET IT YOU VAPE
>>72137893
Purple showing on radar near Emfinger
>>72137915
Don't worry- with all of Bernie's free Jew money we can build a new Moore!
Michael Hook looking spooky
>>72138170
it's kind of amazing
>>72135808
underrated
>...THIS IS A PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION...
>EF2+ Tornadoes: HIGH
I'm fucking spooked dude
>>72136385
>>72136532
I like clouds. Please post more, I'm almost there.
>>72138170
Every OKie is a chaser
>>72136532
>>72136385
ATTENTION STALKERS ATTENTION
AN EMISSION IS APPROACHING
FIND COVER IMMEDIATELY
>>72138149
Like i said I use suddenlink and my flag third-world country tier. I am sorry for your pain though. That truly is a terrible flag to be forced to fly.
>living in texas
>living in the midwest
YELLOW BOX WEST OF ENID
>>72138305
This is literally >3% of all tornado watches. If the Storm Prediction Center puts one out, they aren't fucking around.
>>72138309
Look at those colors! it was an amazing day
>>72138305
* EFFECTIVE THIS TUESDAY AFTERNOON FROM 230 PM UNTIL MIDNIGHT CDT.
...THIS IS A PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION...
* PRIMARY THREATS INCLUDE... SEVERAL TORNADOES AND A FEW INTENSE TORNADOES LIKELY
WIDESPREAD LARGE HAIL AND SCATTERED VERY LARGE HAIL EVENTS TO 4 INCHES IN DIAMETER EXPECTED
WIDESPREAD DAMAGING WINDS LIKELY WITH ISOLATED SIGNIFICANT GUSTS
TO 80 MPH POSSIBLE
>>72138330
such is life in the zone
POSSIBLE ROTATION ON STORM EAST OF MEDICINE LODGE
IT'S HEADING STRAIGHT FOR WICHITA
>>72138398
Michigan is literally the safest state in the country though
>>72138468
>best time to go catfishing
the big cats bite like hell when the pressure changes
>>72138528
There's tiny hook and some rotation
>>72138660
ITS HAPPENING 2016 TORNADO KEK FEST
>>72138398
What would a bloeyjoey be like from her?
i hope none of you guys die
>>72138660
Finn man, where did you find this nice radar?
>that -10 lifted index
>>72135628
I feel the electricity in the air and I smell it...fells good to be in Oklahoma
>>72138220
Didn't know they did paid ride-alongs now.
When I went Reed he had just started up his TornadoVideos site. Now it seems like half the state is doing the same thing, trying to sell rights to video. Looking at pics like >>72138170 it's gotta be more dangerous now, and just imagine how many amateur chasers aren't on that pic.
How many chasers died in that Moore storm a couple years ago?
I love you guys
>>72138779
GRLevel3
>>72138794
oh my fucking god
I can't believe the SPC hasn't issued a HIGH RISK for Kansas and Oklahoma. What the fuck are they doing.
>>72138794
what does that mean
>>72138773
Danke mein Deutsch Freund
>>72138660
Humphress seems to have the clearest shot of this right now, others are a bit closer but worse camera quality
>>72135628
Wait, /pol/, we are seriously having a thread over a tornado?
Can someone shine some more light on this "Particularly Dangerous Situation" warning?
Does this mean shit is definitely gonna hit the fan?
>>72138565
Until the fault line under Lake Erie near Cleveland snaps. It's in the deep end and the energy will push into the west (shallow) end.
The tsunami from a 6.5 is predicted to be as high as 60 feet and could flood inland as far as fucking Ann Arbor.
(Source: FEMA & DMAT Team 2 training for just such an event.)
>>72138794
>CAPE values through the roof
>>72138908
-10 = storms will form almost instantaneously.
>>72138979
Yes, they rarely issue PDS Watches.
>>72135628
Not /pol/ related whatsoever
Storm chaser named Douglas KECK
It's a sign.
https://tvnweather.com/live/chasers/847783788
>>72138867
>$80 after trial
Oh come on. Why the fuck can't NOAA have a high quality radar available to the public? Why do I even pay my taxes?
>>72139004
Ponca City is about to get it's shit rocked
>>72138660
It's cracking off.
>>72138825
the last chasers i know of that died were in an suv too close, there were about 3 of them--and they were veterans at it, too. but seriously, too many of them are just adrenaline junkies with cameras or greedy sobs looking to sell footage. at least reed timmer and some of them have actual meteorology degrees
>>72138979
wiki
A Particularly Dangerous Situation (PDS) is a type of enhanced wording first used by the Storm Prediction Center (a national guidance center of the National Weather Service, the meteorological agency of the United States) on certain severe weather watches. It is issued at the discretion of the forecaster composing the watch and implies that there is an enhanced risk of very severe and life-threatening weather, usually a major tornado outbreak or (much less often) a long-lived, extreme derecho event, but possibly another weather hazard.[1]
PDS watches are quite uncommon; less than 3% of watches issued by the SPC from 1996 to 2005 were PDS watches, or an average of 24 each year.[2] When a PDS watch is issued, there are often more PDS watches issued for the same weather system, even on the same day during major outbreaks, so the number of days per year that a PDS watch is issued is significantly lower.
>>72139089
Apparently natural disasters count as politics.
>>72139114
I noticed that earlier, I hope meme magic doesn't kill him
>>72139089
fuck you, it might be habbening
>>72138967
>>72139089
Rule 1
http://videowall.accuweather.com/detail/videos/trending-now/video/4817238491001/strong-tornadoes-large-hail-and-damaging-winds-across-plains-watch-video?autoStart=true&utm_source=accuweather&utm_medium=accuweather&utm_campaign=awx_videowal_lin
>>72139089
>Politics and current events
C U R R E N T
E V E N T
>>72138979
>Does this mean shit is definitely gonna hit the fan?
yes and usually it means it's going to affect large population centers
GET OUT OF FUCKIGN TORNADO ALLEY
90% CHANCE OF 2 OR MORE TORANDOES
80% CHANCE OF AN EF2+ TORNADO
BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES
Wichita reporting in: Cloudy and overcast. Not your typical supercell weather conditions. I think they might have got this one wrong boys.
>>72139217
>dat wall cloud
All the ingredients are coming together.
>>72138973
No.
We've had 3 full threads on UPCOMING tornadoes.
Get comfy. It's going to be a long night.
>>72139264
Is this going to effect states on the east coast or just plains and central US?
>>72139305
You're under the anvil of a developing supercell right now.
>>72138908
lifted index simplified is an indicator for atmospheric instability a -6 value is considered very, very unstable capable of supporting severe storms. -10 is extreme.
>>72138973
If you don't want to discuss actual events, go to the many cuckold threads being posted.
>>72138908
https://tvnweather.com/live/chasers/847783531
JOHN HUMPHRESS
MULTIPLE FUNNEL CLOUDS FORMING
IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>72135628
>fuck me I'll be in class during this
>fuck me my car is gonna get shit on by hail
>fuck me
>fuck me
>fuck me
>>72139072
>PDS tornado watches are issued when there is a higher than normal risk of multiple strong to violent tornadoes – especially those that are predicted to be long-track in nature, with path lengths of more than 20 miles – in the watch area (usually amounting to damage consistent with EF4 or EF5 tornadoes)
I'm spooked dude. I can't deal. I need to find a structure to hide in.
BRYCE KINTIGH!
>>72135628
Bought my braums and put my sleeping bag down in my storm cellar and hope for the best.
Ohh yeah. Look at that beaut
>>72139217
>>72139470
OU and OKC high schools all cancelled afternoon classes
>>72139154
thanks, guy.
and now I'm shitting bricks. at least here in Stillwater we can get an idea of what kind of shit is coming our way a decent bit ahead of time
We all watching John Humphress?
>>72139411
>-10 is extreme.
oh god
THE EXTREEEEEEME
>>72139529
Confirmed tornado, look at that hook-echo
>>72139479
http://www.nssa.cc/locator
Here you go, man. Stay safe.
>>72139523
Can I stay with you bro, I want some Braums ;~;
Moore reporting in
Pray for my car not for me
>>72139571
I am...its about to pop off
>>72139547
Campus has no parking garage to save me from this hellacious storm
Holy shit get on John Humphries stream.
>>72139533
TORNADO IMMINENT
>>72139640
link
>>72139605
I am in Tulsa broski
Prepare for glory, bros.
>>72139501
watching this dude>>72139571
>>72135628
Oklahoma, Texas and Kansas are being punished for supporting the Rat.
>>72137189
Carrollton, TX here... I'm skeered
HUMPHRESS ABOUT TO GET BTFO
>>72139607
I feel you senpai
THE GROUND IS ABOUT TO MEET THE SKY
PRAISE KEK!
GET OUT OF THERE HUMPRESS
>>72139701
https://tvnweather.com/live/chasers/847783531
>>72139715
Holy shit, that's going to be a monster.
Goddamn it /pol/, it's only supposed to rain Thursday and next week now you got me terrified.
>>72139607
>Moore reporting in
>Moore
>>72139712
Tulsafag here too, shit's scary, don't have any shelter to go to.
>>72139529
Why is this not warned on yet?
>>72135628
Moore, Ok here. Was literally 100 yards away from 2013 tornado!
Laugh at my suffering!
>>72139533
Those scud clouds instantly condensing, feeding the hungry beast with moisture.
A stream near Humpress just went dark. I don't know guys.
>>72139822
It is
>>72139822
OK/KS border. Nobody lives there.
>>72139774
>https://tvnweather.com/live/chasers/847783531
HOLY FUCK GO FULL SCREEN
WEVE GOT ROTATION
>>72139816
Well damn, sadly 4chan does not have the email option anymore! I have like a bag of burgers from braums and a bag of fries
IT'S ALMOST FUCKING THERE
PRAISE BE TO KEK
Hnnnghhh those Fractus clouds.
>>72139868
Watch the right side of the clouds, they're being sucked in
>>72139004
DAMN IT. I wish I had my hang glider! Lapse rate gives me a boner.
1000 ft/min, yee-haw!! I can just hear that vario scream "Booo ooo ooo eeeee eeeee eee eee eee e eee e e e e e!!"
Days before it overdevelops into a storm are what we love for.
Humpress sounds like he's orgasming.
[HUMPHRESS BREATHING HEAVILY]
[HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES]
TORNADO HEADING FOR WICHITA
TORNADO WARNING WE DID IT MANG
>>72140015
seriously what the fuck
WE GOT A TORNADO WARNING
TORNADO WARNING ISSUED
ITS FUCKING COMING
>>72139930
Now I see it, fucking NOAA being behind on every thing as usual.
>>72139934
Kek
Is Humphress having a fucking heart attack, what the fuck
HERE WE GO
F6 time.
>>72139815
Not trying to give away too much info but my neighborhood was right between may 3rd and may 20th
I'll probably be fine tho
>>72139829
Stay safe fellow Moore-on
Warning just buzzed on Humphress, tornado imminent
>inb4 Moore is destroyed again
Oak Lawn Texas checking in if the tornado doesn't kill me the AIDS will
>>72139774
>https://tvnweather.com/live/chasers/847783531
INB4 we crash his stream
>>72139966
Hell, I'd probably just suggest a disposable e-mail or something.
AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAUGHHH
>>72140015
I thought he was having an infarction.
>>72139816
Same. No shelter either. Fucking spooked dude.
We don't even have community shelters. Legit thinking of hiding in the hospital parking garage.
>>72140091
HAHA THE ROTATION GOT OVERTAKEN BY RAIN
HAPPENING CANCELLED
We're on the move.
>>72140059
das it mane
holy shit RUN HUMPHRESS
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
F5
F5
Jesus you faggots, I cant get the vid to stream.... it says crossdomain error...
how do fix this you fags
>>72139529
What site are you using for that radar mate?
>>72140167
how the fuck could somewhere in ok NOT have community shelters
>>72140231
Not a site. GRLevel3
>>72135628
Lets list our favorite Tornado buzzwords!
>Hook Echo
>Grinder
>>72140131
it just went from 1000 viewers to 4000
>>72140167
>Tfw OKC shelters were shut down because idiots dying on their way to them
RED BOX OVER HUMPHRESS AREA
we crashed the site
>>72138452
>>72138526
Absolutely beautiful.
>>72140140
I might keep posted, just FYI I work for TPD lol
Student at OU reporting in. Comfy in the bottom of the library.
Mmmm that lightning
>>72138452
Om nom nom
>>72140167
A bathroom or room with tiled walls is the best bet if no basement. If you can, lay down in a bath tub.
RAIN-WRAPPED TORNADO
>RAIN-WRAPPED TORNADO
RAIN-WRAPPED TORNADO
>RAIN-WRAPPED TORNADO
YOU WON'T SEE IT COMING. IF YOU ARE IN THE WICHITA METRO AREA, GET BELOW GROUND NOW.
>>72140222
Delete sys32.exe
Sky still pretty clear in Norman
http://68.71.138.16:8080/Default.aspx?customerID=29&sID=30
>>72140390
I used to work at David L. Moss, myself, used to be in warrants some years back.
>>72139741
Ayy Farmers Branch here
>western kansas got saved
feelsgoodmeng
>Bluff City
>Tornado was just bluffing
You can't make this up.
https://tvnweather.com/live/chasers/847783627
https://tvnweather.com/live/chasers/847783627
https://tvnweather.com/live/chasers/847783627
FUNNEL CONFIRMED