Reminder that if your family doesn't have a coat of arms, you are a filthy plebeian subhuman peasant.
>>72130199
Beware the Tree.
The Tree.
Tree.
r
e
e.
>>72130199
Shoulda stayed in the Old World, commoner. You are in the republic, which openly against it in its very founding principles.
>>72130349
its a pine kiefer means pine in german
>>72130199
Reminder that any faggot can google and find a made-up crest that follows zero rules of heraldry with his family name inserted on it.
>>72130199
Why the fuck would I care about this? It's not like our government cares about noble titles in and of themselves at all.
I'd much rather have massive stacks of cash money then a coat of arms.
>>72130952
Well, there are some things you can hardly buy. One man offered me several millions of green, so I'd marry his daughter. For centuries a lot of insanely affluent people tried to buy their way into old and noble Houses. Look at Trump, he is a commoner, but tries hard to look like he is an aristocrat.
>>72130199
Feels good to be descended from the nobility desu.
>>72131348
But it's ultimately just a name though, who the fuck gives a shit about a name in and of itself?
Now if you yourself are wealthy and connected I could understand why that guy offered you that so you would marry his daughter.
>you will never be rich enough to get a really nice house on private land that you hang banners of your family crest on
why even live?
WE WUZ COUNTZ N SHEEEITT
yep
like this?
>>72130199
>wanting a fake coat of arms made for a fake noble family
you are part of a marketing ploy, OP.
>>72131958
>ultimately just a name
Is it though? Ferrari, Hugo Boss, Armani, Trump, Rockefeller. Names, here you go. Point is that noble name lets in there, where no amount of cash can buy. I am not particularly rich as a good portion of European aristocracy is not. I didn't had any income at that point, I was eighteen years old and he offered me to marry his daughter of the same age. She was hot I should tell and we had mutual attraction. Possibly because he knew that we hadn't much money beyond three countryhouses in Russia and Finland and small mansion in Austria. However he knew, that our name alone would give him a free pass to a fancy ball in any European House.
My family only spells it with one 'o'.
>tfw you're a potato nigger
>>72132628
>>72132625
>>72132441
>>72130764
Sorry to break it to you, but accepting US citizenship equals to giving up your title. Being American and being noble is mutually exclusive.
>>72130199
Proud to have royal blood in me
>>72130199
>>72130199
Clear the way plebeians
>>72130199
in my country there is a law against this stuff, they disapeared during the 19 century due to this, im thinking of creating one thou
>>72133144
>>72131936 Is that Norman ancestry I see as well?
I guess im a subhuman then. Had no idea this shit was so common for white people.
>>72132995
>Russian
>All his Slav ancestors were fucking slaves
>"lmao you guys have nothing to be proud off"
At least our ancestors were free.
Step aside, Patrician coming through
>>72134264
Russian empire was greatest empire in history
>>72130199
Believing this lie designed to sell you bottle openers at renn faires.
Explain why your coat of arms is a hodgepodge of clip art please.
>>72135404
Are those seal heads?
Evidently my presumed ancestors (as my name is quite rare) held a "family seat" in northern France.
Then again...
On my mom's side (primarily anglo), I've got Injun blood.
Whatever...
>>72133279
What makes you say that friend? I do look more Norman than Anglo and 23andme has me as 20% French 7% Scandinavian
>>72135404
You're surname is almost as good as mine!
>>72130199
reminder: just because an internet site showed you a coat of arms with your surname on it does not give you any right or historical association with it, whatsoever.
It only means that someone with yoru surname, unrelated to you, was important enough to be granted arms at one point in history. Who gets to use those arms is a matter of decent and legal precedent.
Only Americans believe they have their on coat of arms despite being decedent from peasants.
>implying aristocrats weren't degenerate neets
>>72137113
Reminder:
>The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true.
Now this is important. Why?
Because if you are convinced that you have a family reputation to protect, you'll be more inclined to protect it, even if it's not a direct association in reality.
Check my privilege, slav.
>>72130199
Good enough, Senpai?
>>72133244
Was is because of reconstruction?
>all these low-res coat of arms without history downloaded from questionable sites
Reminder that if your 'coat of arms' is something you found on the internet, and hasn't been passed down through your father's line than you're a fucking pleb.
>>72137689
>>72137939
https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catalano_Gonzaga
>>72132833
All those names have stupid amounts of money associated with them. Some more then others, but they are all quite rich and some are quite connected as well.
>>72137558
This is teh white-American equivalent of "we wuz kangs".
Someone actually owns those coat of arms (except where a bloodline has died out). Someone descended of someone important. That someone is not you.
Using their arms is pathetic. Its stealing their history and pretending it is your own.
>>72137113
You're just jealous because your ancestors were all slaves
>search for this on both surnames
>each one have 200 different images
>>72138495
>El Salvador really?
>lol
>>72138372
>This is teh white-American equivalent of "we wuz kangs".
In case you hadn't noticed, the majority of European history is pretty heavily modified and large swathes of shameful information about many of these names, connected or not, has been intentionally omitted from historical record.
You're a bit of a retard if you genuinely take *any* historical narrative at face value.
>tfw I an probably the only on in the thread that has his original family coat of arms scribed on a paper over 300 years old.
Stay plebs fuckers.
>>72138372
based ruski
if you really want a coat of arms don't steal it, design a new one instead, which is how most of them came to existence
>>72139000
here is it
>>72130199
This is not how heraldry works.
WE WUZ ROMANS!
>>72139088
Dutch descendant, came to RSA in 1687. Non nignog here burger.
>>72139386
how many times were you murdered today for being white?
>>72139238
>zulu "empire"
Kek
>>72139543
7 times HUE HUE. Seriously though, go back to harvesting sugar da silva.
>>72138780
You do realize that Heraldry is well recorded, extremely detailed and had legal protection in the UK, and several other European nations?
>Hes never head of the College of Arms
>Hes never head of the Lord Lyon King of Arms
>He doesn't realize there is present day nobility and gentry descended form the original bearers of the arms he pretending are his.
Pathetic
>>72137113
>Implying I just looked it up on the internet.
>All these pseudo-noble coat of arms
>Implying you have a single drop of blue blood
>Not having a coat of arms that dates back to before the crusades
T.Frenchman for more than a thousand years
>>72130199
>>72130764
>>72132130
>>72132441
>>72132625
>>72132628
>>72132883
>>72133219
>>72135404
>>72137689
>>72138901
>>72139325
>Coat of Arms
>>72139650
Surname?
feels like a good day for a crusade
Reminder that these coat of arms are fake and made for plebs to feel good about something
>>72140244
Van Deventer.
>>72139926
>b...but I paid $19.95 for it... it's mine!
>>72139922
Of course.
I'm not claiming a coat of arms anyway.
What I'm saying is that you're samefagging the thread in a desperate attempt to preserve the Coat of Arms meme from corruption by people who couldn't give a fuck about these institutions, and if doing so helps them feel like they have something important to preserve about themselves, then they'll be less inclined to shit all over their own modern day family name.
Nobody in this thread is fucking royalty, you included. Get a grip, son.
>>72140431
I've seen some south african last names with a capitalized Van and others with a lowercase van. What's up with that?
>>72140552 (cont.)
And if there's one thing that my Mormon family is good for, it's having produced a rather detailed genealogy report dating back clear to the 1200's.
I know where I came from. I don't need a trinket.
>>72140552
Americans: buying their fake muh heritage in a kiosk at the mall.
:DDD
![CoatOfArms[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZVqbhq0.jpg "CoatOfArms[1].jpg")
>everyone in this thread getting shitty auto generated coats of arms
get on my level famalam
a u t h e n t i c
>>72139929
And now a vulgar amerifat, what a disgrace.
>>72140897
Doucement vieux, je suis francais hein.
>>72134264
Mine were military officers, intelligence officers and landowners predominantly. My wife's House is closely related to House of Hohenzollern and House of Nassau. I was invited to Prince William wedding, eventhough declined. Were you?
>>72135462
Thank you. Brits deserve this title more however.
>>72137113
>>72139922
Seems that only you and me get it here.
>All these filthy commoners
Kek
>>72140888
How many MacDonalds have you killed today?
>>72140612
Well I think the lowercase van (like mine actually is) means that the family is literally from somewhere. Like the olden days "Robert of Lancaster" but except the "of" was exchanged to "van" which means the same in dutch/afrikaans.
Just speculation, never researched that specific detail before.
Matamoros = muslim killer
All you niggers aint got shit on this
>>72140999
yep
>My coat of arms.... my surname is Adidas. I looked in up on the internet, this logo came up. It's my family logo
No different that what you fags are doing.
>>72141175
goes the wrong way pal
>>72130199
A FUCKING PINE
captcha with threes
>>72130199
>btw my house´s coat of arms
>>72141435
I wear it with pride into combat
>>72140089
Here you go, medkit
Surprised my family doesn't have one. Well, my grandmother's side does, though no other. Where can someone check this sort of thing?
>>72140855
I think we're related!
fuck yeah niggas
>>72141649
What's your family name anon? (the one without a coat of arms)
>>72130199
>coat of arms
>american
Pick one faggot or go back to the home country.
>>72132995
You're not automatically a noble if you have a coat of arms silly. The majority of people with a coat of arms are not noble nor hold any titles.
>>72141157
>ID: 0Y0BENIS
Fug :DDD
>>72130199
Would bear into battle.
>>72136974
Just the name is all, sounds French.
>>72141867
That your legit coat of arms of your family or just another fake?
>>72141157
:D :DDDD
pretty cool
>>72130199
>>72141157
FUGG :DDD
0Y0 LMAO
>>72141951
Fake internet coat of arms? Sick, dude design your own and establish your own family legacy. You will have plenty of occasion during muh race war
>>72141867
Pretty nice. My father had a signet ring of my family, but it was stolen by a house-help that vanished with my mother's wedding ring as well.
>>72141990
Legit, but picture is from internet.
>>72141745
Renkert or Renker.
>>72142132
>it was stolen by a house-help
let me guess, the house-help had a brownish hue?
>>72141157
Slain many Moors today, Ferdinand?
>>72130199
Siberian here, my ancestors probably had something along the lines, because I come from a long line of shaman and medicine men.
step up niggas
>>72142131
you're right the original was green and blue without the star. The one posted is the coat of arms for Veryan in County Mayo.
>>72141301
Oh lighten the fuck up, Sergei, we're just having a little fun. You Ruskies are such killjoys I swear.
And then there's my great great grandma's maiden name.
Fucking hell.
>>72142480
Melanin enriched is the new definition. But then again I cannot expect them to understand something like family pride or respect.
>>72141909
I know. I just explained to US larpers that you can't be noble and US citizen both. One of founding American principles is absence of Royalty and Nobility.
>>72142132
Please tell more.
>>72141867
And here's coat of arms of my mother's family.
>>72142675
Chavs cant understand what stolen valor means.
only coat of arms I care about to be honest
>>72142287
Really, are a direct male descendant of Polish nobility those arms belong to? That's impressive.
>>72142675
Americans need to realize they are being duped, and they wuz not "kangs n nights and sheit".
There is no excuse for corrupting history, or claiming the glory and achievements of someone else as your own.
>>72141301
Seriously only 1 guy posted something that could be remotely legit. The rest is just a google images search result.
>>72142287
>Legit, but picture is from internet.
What? How? If it is yours why is there a picture on the internet? Why didn´t you just snap a picture from your own legit one?
>>72142950
Exactly. My noble Russian brother gets it, why don't the rest of you?
>>72142817
Not much more to tell. Due to how unstable everything and everyone here is, my original coat of arms is tucked away in a waterproof/fireproof container. Nobody really keeps information about families here in SA, so if something happens, that info is lost forever.
>>72130199
out of the way plebs
>>72142664
Kinda like this thread. Coats of arms and nobility is a huge chunk of european history and culture. Sadly I´m of no noble blood atleast not that I´m aware of.
>>72142817
It's funny how the presidential title was a huge problem due to this. John Adams proposed to address the president with Highness, but this wasn't really compatible with the founding principles It's still rather undecided and they just call him Mr. President now.
>>72143038
I don't have one in my house. One of my family members has it, but I don't have any contact with him.
>>72143072
Why don't you understand the meaning of humour?
>>72133219
>FUCKS
HAHAHAHH
>>72143072
Tell me noble, what´s your name and your family seal/ coat of arms?
>>72142662
oy vey
shut it down
>>72142740
Now this is a nice coat of arms!
Get on my level
Am I cool?
>>72130199
friggin gay
>tfw have a family coat of arms
>but I'm nonwhite so whites refuse to accept it's legitimacy without any facts or evidence to back up their position
>>72143671
stainedglass/10
>>72143775
mine is polish. feel ya breh
>>72143866
I consider poles to be white though
I wish I knew more about my family's history. crest doesn't look that gay either
whoa I wasn't aware that 90% of coat of arms were all the same helmet in different colors on some shitty white background
>>72143775
>spanish
>white
don plz go
>>72143973
>tfw
At the time ethnic Poles in America were viewed as a non-white racial group, similarly too how the Irish were not considered white.[Wikipedia; Polish Americans]
>>72144024
The specifics of the drawing itself are irrelevant. It's the symbolism that represents something.
>>72144024
that's all just decoration the only thing that matters is the design on the shield.
>>72144031
Can you read? I said I'm nonwhite
Behold and check em.
>>72143991
Me too, mate. I don't about anything, what happened before 18th-19th century, but I know that my family name is older.
Evening.
>>72144280
Rothschild's pls leave
Grandfather, who's parents were Irish immigrants, gave me a plaque with this as a kid. I don't claim to be Irish as I'm so far removed, but apparently it runs deep in my family. We do have a bomb ass Christmas cookie recipe my great grandparents brought with them though.
Don't worry, Irelandfags, I don't pretend to be one of you.
>>72144280
sup kike
>>72130199
Nice try NSA.
>>72144280
I made this joke already REEE
>>72144415
Whose*
Also, check this. :D
>>72144506
>>72144024
That's just the background decoration, the design inside is what matters
>>72130199
Cool christmas tree, bro.
>>72144566
>WE
>WUZ
>NOBILITY
I've never googled this before, but I guess I have one.
It has 3 jew stars. Am I a jew?
>>72144688
sounds German...could be jewish
>>72144688
Afraid so, Shlomo. Nice digits, though.
>>72144265
kinda sucks too because both my Irish immigrant grandparents are dead or dieing and I will never hear of our family history in the homeland.
I got two, they both look great. Though I like my father sides design more.
>>72144415
Hey Duffy.
>tfw violent coat of arms
If there's two versions of a crest for your surname, what does that mean?
>pic related, the one hanging in the house
>>72144650
WE WUZ BINNS N SHEEEIIT
>>72145045
Looks kinda like Trump heads
check
>>72143190
Do you by a chance know one family of Dutch orogin that left to New Zealand several years ago? First name of patriarch is W.....l.
>>72130199
swerve, peasants.
>>72144280
They have amazing Coat, I'll give them that
>>72145055
Different branches? Just a guess.
>>72144870
>>72144862
Looks like my credit score is about to improve.
Nice knowing ya. I'm off to apply to the ZOG.
>>72145055
I'll describe you this by the situation in GoT when Stannis Baratheon and his brother were fighting for the throne. Stannis created his own coat of arms, but it still was a Baratheon one. So probably that's what happened, a quarrel.
Am I white yet?
>>72130199
I found two different ones. We are the Renfro's of Renfrewshire Scotland.
>>72145525
But anon, "Moreno" means swarthy
![mahoney-crest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1dbfkVW.jpg "mahoney-crest[1].jpg")
>>72145356
>>72145498
Thanks, guys.
I should pay some shekels to find out more about my ancestry
>>72130199
DUDE WHEAT LMAO
>>72130860
Right on.
>>72145992
Dammit :(
Lmao
This is how you do it faggots.
>>72142902
Here's one in reality.
>tfw my ancestors were Knights Templar, the first king of Scotland, and soldiers fighting against England in the Revolutionary War
2nd line, 3rd from the right
Goes back to Florens van Cats (HRH Charles's 23-Great Grandfather. Lady Diana's 24-Great Grandfather. PM Cameron's 25-Great Grandfather. HRH Albert II's 23-Great Grandfather. Ksr Wilhelm II's 21-Great Grandfather.`Red Baron' Richthofen's 21-Great Grandfather.
> kek to all the mixed blood americans claiming "they were kangz"
>>72130199
>>72146460
This is my grandfather, he was the last king of scotland.
>>72145055
Different families.
Neither is yours by the way.
A FUCKING WHITE LINE
>>72135165
It's rubio!
>>72146078
>cummings
>>72146728
>Neither is yours by the way.
[Citation Required]
Reminder, Jews sold 'coat of arms' to anyone who would believe their lies. Especially since the 1950s.
If there is no early documentation of your surname using the coat then you shouldn't claim it.
>>72138495
how does it feel to be weebshit in El Salvador. anyway what kind of country is that i heard about it only in some cartoon.
>>72146508
I'm american but definitely not a peasant.
Fathers side of the family came here in the late 30's from Sweden. We also had a german ancestor in the late 1800s with the name Von Sholly who moved to england before his death.
Mothers side of the family consist mostly of Norris's and Jones's, although they came to american way earlier and one of them bought a lieutenant rank in the army and fought in the revolution.
>your family is descended from a line of polish peasents
>>72146508
>>72147035
That said, I bring great shame to all my ancestors.
>>72147013
but...If we're speculating, variation of my name is listed here. Would like some proof though before I start making claims.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rawa_coat_of_arms
Vectis Fortis Aper.
>tfw family listed in the house of knights
Feels good, man
>>72147019
>A Czech trying to make fun of another country
How does it feels to know that your women whore themselves for a sandwich?
>>72147013
too bad mine is real and we have the same last name as our Irish ancestors did many years ago as seen on our coat of arms and tattooed across my grandfathers back
>>72147309
And know you live in a cuckshed
Your ancestors must be proud
>>72147394
>tattooed across my grandfathers back
absolutely degenerate
>>72147401
Fuck off
>>72138656
>Russian Federation really?
>lol
>>72146960
>>72147013
Pretty sure mine is fine
>MacFarlane
>>72147345
we are country which has more then thousand year of history. your country sounds like a name of salsa souce.
>>72147394
>O'connor
OY I MUS BE RELATED TO DA FAMUS O CONNORS
http://isogg.org/wiki/Non-paternity_event
>>72147596
your country didnt even exist 30 years ago
>>72147582
A bow is a coward's weapon.
>>72147694
meeeeeeems
>>72147486
he was on the same naval ship as his brother (my great uncle) during WW2 and they both have the same one so get fucked faggot
>>72147637
thats not my last name you retard. its Hogan
>>72147871
>thats not my last name you retard. its Hogan
I suggest you take Y111 STR test and see if you can confirm you fit in with other Hogans. Maybe BigY if you have the dosh and care about tracing your surname.
>>72147525
Russian Nobility is one of the purest and most connected, Juan. Emperor Nicholas II and British Emperor George V were cousins.
>>72143460
There is nothing humorous about stolen valor.
>>72143592
I don't have one, and neither does anyone else in this thread.
>>72147577
¿How are the foam parties in el salvador?
>>72148296
I already posted mine
>>72137689
>>72138901
I'm guessing that's sir francis drake's family? Are you legit related to him, or do you just share the name randomly
>>72130199
every retard has a coat of arms, literally type into google bullshit letters and it will produce a coat of arms and an "authenticity" sticker
If yours is real where's ur motto pleb
>>72142675
Collective Russian mind
>>72142950
>>72148244
ITT: stupid people post other people's arms and family crests from the internet they happen to share a surname with and think it's their own. also data mining thread.
>>72148724
What, you don't have one so no one else does for you, hm?
>>72132628
>>72130199
>>72130764
>>72131936
>>72132130
>>72132628
>>72132883
>>72133144
>>72133219
>>72135404
>>72135165
>>72138901
>>72139238
>>72140278
>>72141042
>>72141157
>>72141175
>>72141951
>>72142093
>>72142740
>>72143304
>>72143528
>>72143831
>>72143991
>>72144293
>No motto
>auto generated
Nice bullshit crests you bunch of faggot peasants
>>72148134
sorry im not too familiar with what you are talking about, is it just dna testing? Anyway, I don't really have any interest in finding out who they were but what they did and what our family has accomplished but no one in my family knows or wont tell me.
>>72148296
I know one Flemish fellow who lives in Russia and posts on /pol/ from time to time. He stayed at my countryhouse for five weeks and I crushed at his amazing manor in outskirts of Antwerp.
>>72148929
/thread.
*Smacks lips* So HOL UP.
YU SAYIN
>>72130199
My family was some minor nobility under this coat of arms but still.
>>72148917
i seriously doubt 99.9% of the people here are from the families or directly related to the person that were granted the arms in the first place. if my last name is Collins, that doesn't entitle me to a Collins' arms even if i were distantly related.
the sites that most people are pulling these images off of are from businesses that want to sell gullible people framed prints of other people's expired and extinct arms.
this is literally internet IQ test tier faggotry.
>>72148929
>not knowing yours by heart regardless of jewgle
Royal is My Race
>>72149467
not everyone is a cuck leaf bud
>>72149467
We know. You uptight niggers that like to point out every little detail and act like they're the only ones who have knowledge are just disgusting.
>>72149467
I don't think some of those arms are real ether, but I posted mine, which I have actually seen, so that's why I posted what I posted. I'm actually on your side.
Where are you guys finding these?
>>72149892
Some are from generator, but some you can find on wikipedia or historical sides and forums.
>>72148970
Yep, ftdna dna testing. Groups that are focused entirely on certain populations and DNA groups. Once you get results back you can submit to join group for your surname and your dna results. Then you're placed with your closest connections, either extremely close and you're able to ask them about your family. Or distant and able to slowly work out where your family came from. Might be part of a larger branch of nobles for example.
Just thought I'd toss the info out there, seems like you cared about your family name with how you talked.
>>72149975
Sites*
>>72150009
interesting, thanks for the info
