>one shot at life
>born in New Zealand
>>72114241
How does it feel m8?
>>72114241
Look on the bright side, no warzone at your doorstep.
>>72114241
Isn't NZ awesome though?
Let's switch places
>>72114241
Look at the bright side, you weren't born in Africa
>>72114241
Have you got migrants? I thought NZ was just a smaller, slightly inferior and less bantery Australia. Also, Maoris instead of Abbos.
>>72114411
For once, Pajeet made a good post.
Could be worse. You couldve been born in Australia
> one chance at life
> born as white guy in america
>>72114419
25% Chinese or something these days
New Zealand seems cozy desu senpai
>one shot at life
>born in Ohio
>>72114517
this
better luck next time chump
>>72114241
>one shot at life
>born short, poor, ugly, in a mountain village in the Balkans
>make the best of it and eat Nutella and masturbate all day err day
>>72114241
move to europe so you don't spend your life on an island in the pacific meant for niggers
>white male
>South Africa
You don't know true pain OP
Kill me.
>>72114494
Is Australia the real version of fucking Azeroth?
Dosent New Zealand have the best hunting in the world?
I don't know how should I feel, then.
>White Male
>Born in America after the 70's
>Niggers and Faggots all over the fucking place.
>one shot at life
>born as a white male
>but it's current liberal america
>>72114798
>kill me
just walk outside lmao
>born just in time to see the death of my country
>>72114798
HEY EVERYONE!
THE WHITE GUYS OPPRESSED!!!
THE WHITE GUY'S OPPRESSED!!!11!
>one shot
>born in the 5th worst place to live in Britain
The Orwellian nightmare is real but on top of that it's taking place in town forgotten and abandoned by the rest of the country; left to rot under surveillance.
>>72115029
I'm sorry brother.
I would have loved to have lived in England during the 1700's to 1880's.
>>72114994
Pls no bully.
I've been held at knife point twice already. Fucking hate niggers so much.
>>72114944
>taking shit from liberals
hahah, if soneone talked about white privilege here, i'd fucking strike them so hard infront of everybody and get what like a day in jail here lmfao.
>>72115134
>Apartheid returns when?
>>72114944
this desu.
>>72114930
>ywn experience life in postwar America when inner city neighborhoods were still white and jobs were plentiful
>>72115206
Exactly. Just kill me now.
>>72115170
never, thanks to SJWs and communists
>>72115134
can't you emigrate to another anglo country?
>>72115141
>taking shit
It's more they're completely changing things and I can't do shit about it.
A black muslim woman currently has more rights than me because of all the lefty bullshit.
I'm less likely to get a job now because of "diversity"
And soon, if someone other than Trump wins, we'll be germany.
You're already experiencing this, I'm sure, leaf. Being swarmed by "refugees"
Anzac genocide best day of my life.
>>72115141
Do your best to protect Canada bro. Because when America falls to this lefty bullshit, you're next.
>>72115338
>>72114241
>Be born on isolated island in the middle of the Pacific populated by 3/4 whites and only asians and natives for remainder
>literally zero niggers
>fuck huge ocean to protect you from niggers
>island is also a beautiful temperate paradise, not a giant desert like your neighbors
>only neighbors (mentioned above) share your language, culture, and history
Why in the fuck are you complaining, faggot?
You hit the jackpot.
>tfw it's impossible to emigrate without an employer sponsorship
>tfw Europe is turning into fucking Africa anyway
>tfw every country I go to I'm still demonised for being a white male and most white males don't give a shit enough to fight for their race
Life is suffering
>>72115380
I am pretty sure Canada will be the first one to fall. You still have the south, but Canada has the weedman as PM.
>>72114241
Stop bitching, at least you have a toilet
>>72115206
What do you mean anon, just go to the place you want to work, give the manager a nice handshake and look them in the eye, and tell them who you are and you really want to work!
t. clueless 1960 newborns
>>72115141
"White privilege" is intended to lay the groundwork for "white dispossession". If the only reason you have nice things is because of "privilege", being forced to surrender them is only justice, right? So yeah, the very phrase carries an implied threat and you're right to resist it so strongly.
>>72114241
>one shot at life
>born in a first world country
>still complain
>>72115409
can you get a gun?
>>72115419
>still have the south
Not if the cocksucking faggot lefties have anything to say about it.
>>72115408
Are natives in Hawaii a bunch of impoverished drunks like on the mainland?
>>72114241
get on my lvl faggot
>>72115409
Hey man. I got a question for you.
From 0 to 10 how accurate is this?
>>72115284
I have to have a job or employer in the host country to emigrate there.
Meanwhile, fucking mudslimes get in for free, don't work, don't pay taxes and rape. I can't believe the world we live in sometimes, it feels like a dream.
>can't wake up
>One shot at life
>Born mixed race
>>72114517
> one chance at life
> born as white guy in america
>gets shot
>end of chance at life
>>72115700
Ahmed pls go
Fuck you I would love to immigrate to new Zealand so I don't get blown up by mudslimes. Be grateful.
>>72115601
I was describing New Zealand to OP.
I have no idea what the character of native Hawaiians is. I assume it cannot be worse than Native Americans tho.
>living in a non-country
Fuck the countries who forced this artificial shit.
>>72115700
you had one job
>>72115408
Your only economic value is thanks to Peter Jackson
>>72115619
100% accurate if you live in the dodgy areas of Johannesburg.
Cape Town is slightly safer.
A general rule us whites follow is we avoid blacks entirely. Avoid public transportation too. Travel in groups, armed.
>>72115700
I'm sorry you exist.
>>72114241
WTF?
New Zealand is like winning the birth lottery
What's a better country to be born in, seriously?
I can't think of one.
>one shot at life
>born in crimea
>>72114798
I'd adopt you if I could.
Don't worry, Anglos are seen here as top-tier people, sans the "how can you be from South Africa and white" people.
>>72114241
id rather live in New Zealand any fucking day instead of europastan
What if there is more than one shot at life? What if what we despise most in this life is what we come back as in the next one?
>>72115816
>Travel in groups, armed.
are you smoking meth?
>one shot at life
>born in hueland
>entire adulthood in the worst crisis of the fucking country
At least I'm white and live in the south, life is worse up north.
>One shot at life
>Born neet
>>72115934
that explains the explosion in the nigger population
>>72115944
Are you? You do realise kaffirs fight in groups like cowards right? Best not to put the odds in their favour don't you think?
>>72115934
I hate normal fags the most
>endless shots at life
>born in Russia this time around
Oh well, maybe the next one will be better.
>>72116034
They do the same thing here.
Niggers have no honor.
>Get one shot at life
>Born in Colorado when it was still cool.
>>72115814
New Zealand doesn't need outside economic value, it has white people. White people build their own value. It can be entirely self-sufficient, and not rely on the shitty globalist system.
This is literally the nationalist dream.
>one shot at life
>born in Florida
>>72115852
>I'd adopt you if I could
Pic. related... Romanians "adopting" white people.
>>72115843
>born in Crimea
>Ukraine flag
Aren't you supposed to be Russian now?
>>72115944
>carrying a gun and defending yourself
>is taboo and weird
pick 1
faggot
Smoking weed in the shire while you wait for your hungi to finish cooking sounds better than living in Australia.
>>72116092
I find it fascinating that across countries niggers act the same way, they are savages wherever you go. I watch videos of your niggers there and I see no difference to the ones here, they are capable of such violence and they all have a mob mentality.
>>72114241
You're welcome , sincerely the United States Navy
Because of us , you are not part of se Asia
>>72116122
YOU JUST KNOW
>>72115843
>not wanting to live in a war zone
What are you, some kind of refugee?
>>72114651
>fan of undertale
Is that some kind of code?
>>72116150
No, we're between forever. With all these sanctions more shittier place is donbass. And we have it harder than ukraine and russia.
>one shot at life
>you're arab
It's not really important actually. As long as I'm not an ugly indian I am happy with what I am.
>>72114651
>one shot at life
>born in Missouri
>>72116122
>says the country that didn't exist before 1991
>>72115071
where is that anon?
>>72116034
>come dad, the neighbours called and they want to go to the store. Grab yer gun! There will only be 9 in our group though, will it be enough?
Thats what you sound like.
New Zealand is my favorite country, I've been there once, and I want to move there. Also why aren't you fugging MissAlice?
>>72115792
>Born in a fucking prison with a bunch of idiots who are proud to be "Belgian"
Just Walloon my shit up
>>72115409
>>tfw Europe is turning into fucking Africa anyway
lol keep telling yourself that
>>72116454
You guys are cooler than those Dutch at least.
>>72116408
You're either woefully ignorant or a nigger yourself. We are surrounded by savages, open your fucking eyes before its too late.
>>72114241
You don't like being a hobbit mate.
>>72115601
How fucking stupid can you be.
Get off this board
>>72115730
>one shot at life
>shot
>>72116256
It's a game.
>tfw born in yuma
>mother born and raised in mexico and has coptic egyptian in her and father is 3rd generation german
>great food, great selection of guns and flea markets and year round hunts desu
>though parents divorced and lived in the ghetto till 16
>now in dallas feelsgood.jpg
>>72114241
Look at the bright side, you are not a nigger
hey here's another good point! your'e not a nigger in Africa!
>>72116483
Whatever you say m8. Don't forget to prep the Somalian bulls for your sisters.
>>72116363
The Slovenian state didn't exist but the Slovenian nation is old.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carantania
>>72116505
no.
no they aren't
>>72114241
New Zealand is a paradise, what the fuck are you talking about, and it's so far out, do you even get immigrants other than Australians
>>72115792
>>72116454
Why do flemish people hate walloons so much?
I never see walloons hating flemish people.
>one shot at life
>ugly
:^(
>>72116709
its has to do with not only a language but also a class divide.
flemish are are much more well off than the waloons
>>72116204
It happened the same to me. Once we had 600 Senegalese temporary guest workers revolting and breaking stuff i the streets because one of them disappeared. It even was in the news. That was the first time ever that I saw nigger behavior in Spain and I couldn't believe it.
>>72114732
>one shot at life
>born tall, poor, lazy, in a shitskin filled part of sydney
>make the best of it and eat Nutella and masturbate all day err day
>>72115700
you have to go back jamal..
>>72115338
too soon mate
>>72115538
That's a shame, because I always like the Southern nationalism. Not as much as Nazi Germany nationalism, but still.
>>72114241
You should definitely an hero you hori cunt, and take as many of your fellow countrymen with you. Zealandfags are the king of hipsters by far.
>>72114241
Born on Britain.
>will never own a Mosin-Nagant or SKS
>>72116663
t.
>>72116328
>he thinks anyone call tell the difference between a levant, arab, paki or poo
The only people who look different between Constantinople, the Nile and the Bay of Bengal is the Persians
>>72116632
So you a "fan of undertale"?
>>72116853
It kills me to see what those EU cucks are doing to Europe. It's too late for us in SA but it's not too late for you guys, I wish you all the best in getting rid of those filthy Africans and mudslimes. Europe must not become South Africa.
>>72114241
>One life
>shot while going to school in america
>>72115619
Lol:*) the biggest load of shit. Ghouls? In Sa? Google the origin of the word it's not even used in SA. The city center is dangerous as shit though. They're are plenty of white people in jhb. Look anywhere other than the city center.
>>72117166
Trust me, it will.
>>72117209
and Japan knows this, how?
>>72115141
>tfw Toronto
Where the fuck are you from? I regularly get crucified for being conservative. Be glad that you're not urbanite scum like myself. I hate this city.
>>72116388
Scunthorpe obviously.
>>72117354
There are no nips on 4chan only proxxies.
That and I lived in SA 20 years ago for a year, and visited some friends for a month last year. I know more about that "fokken shithole" than everyone in my country combined. Its beautiful but in soon to be inevitably destroyed kinda way.
>>72114241
>one shot at life
>born into the absurdity of the human condition with a lifetime of existential dread
>realize all life is insignificant after we enter the eternal void
>decide to carry on mediocre existence anyway
>>72117483
when will white become minorities in all white cities, we'll have to become farmers
>>72117121
oh trust me we do look different, and it's not just a skin color thing.
I just find indian facial features unattractive.
>>72116709
Most of them are on welfare.
They view Flemish people as nazis.
Flanders pays them 8 billion euros yearly. Many move to Flanders but refuse to learn Flemish, while most Flemish people are bilingual.
They claim Brussels as theirs while its on Flemish clay.
They vote left out of spite which is why we didn't have a government for 541 days.
>one shot at life
>born in Oklahoma
>the day of the storm has come
Fuck.
>>72117139
>yes
knees weak arms are heavy
>>72114524
Nearly every Kiwi I meet online is a chink.
>>72116097
Just in time for all the DUDE WEED LMAO faggots to move in from California and drive up housing prices.
>>72114820
Yeah, fun though.
I've had a new spider in my room every day for the last week or so.
Wet weather makes them migrate indoors.
>born during the cuckening
>will be alive for the racewar
it's not all bad
>one shot at life
>born just in time to shitpost and witness the fresh meme age
>one shot in life
>born in spain, literally unable to get a job, people laugh at you when you give them your CV and if you're lucky and get one, you'll work 12hours a day for 700 euros a month
I just want to get a fucking job god fucking dammit, I struggled through four years of university for fucking nothing fuck this piece of shit of a country
>>72114411
Or India
D e s i g n a t e d s h i t t i n g s t r e e t s
>>72117626
>>72114241
you have great environmental protection laws, don't you? Get a way from the cities and you're in paradise..
>>72115338
The only genocide was the one on your soldiers mate. ANZACs fucked you up
>>72114241
>thinking being born in NZ is bad
Take a screenshot of my flag, and look at it when theese thoughts will haunt you again
>>72114517
>one shot at life
>born in America
How are the student loans and poverty going?
>>72119716
At least you're not under thousands of dollars of crippling debnt.
>>72119716
what did you study amigo
>>72114798
If you want to stay alive you better move from that shithole.
South Africa is the prime example of what happens when niggers get to lead
>>72121612
ingeniería forestal
ya, ya lo sé, no preguntes. Llevo mendigando casi un año y solo he encontrado practicas no remuneradas, a los pocos meses la patada y vuelta a empezar. No me pillan ni en el decathlon ni en el puto burger king porque saben que la gente con carrera se va a pirar en cuanto les salga algo mejor
life a shit
>>72114241
How much is on of those hobbit houses cist? They look comfy as fuck.
>one shot at life
>born in a small Polish resort with 50% unemployment
WE BRITISH NOW.
>>72114241
Fuck you that's where I want to live
It home to many underground DJs
Like the upbeats and state of mind
>>72114241
>one shit at life
>born middle class in some south american country
>>72114241
What's wrong with New Zealand? Since the whole world is going down the shitter I decided I would at least be in a beautiful country and was thinking of immigrating after I got my masters in Accounting.
The Poles will defend the land against the kebabs. Just like the Battle of Britain but instead of Messerschmitt's the aggressors will be smelly little beta males.
You have a friend in the Pole, anon.
>>72124194
Meant for
>>72123516
>>72114241
>one shot at life
>born in Hawaii but moved to America
I literally am pissed off at my parents.
>one shot at life
>born in Pakistan
>mfw I have no face
>>72114241
I know there are shitholes worse than mine, but we are talking actual humans, alright?
>one shot at life
>born in Russia
It sucks. Fucking sucks. I hate it. Hope one day USA and EU will starve this shithole with REAL sanctions which will make Iran blush. Once NATO rolls in, you can count on me for sabotage and killing fellow ruskiesoldiers.
>>72117170
underrated post
>>72118877
Fucking terrifying.
>>72120780
>free college with scholarships
only retards pay for college
which is a significant improvement from retards getting free college
>>72124510
Why..
>>72114241
>>72114241
I know there are shitholes worse than mine, but we are talking actual humans, alright?
>one shot at life
>born in Russia
It sucks. Fucking sucks. I hate it. Hope one day USA and EU will starve this shithole with REAL sanctions which will make Iran blush. Once NATO rolls in, you can count on me for sabotage and killing fellow ruskiesoldiers.
>>72114241
>one shot at life
>born in the crumbling Soviet Union
It's shit, but at least it's not Ukraine or some -stan republic.
Could have been worse...
>one shot at life
>being born in the greatest and most comfy country in the world
feelsgoodman
>>72114241
>one shot alive
>born bettwen crisis in México
>tfw ill never see Lerma River clean.
>tfw chilangos invade toluca
>my little town is around the megatrain that will bring more chilangos
>shitty goverment
>Insecurity in the night around the Torres.
You get a good shot in NZ
>>72116343
Where at in Missouri?
>>72125816
Post your feminine penis.
>>72124958
Try to live here and not listen to maymays on /pol/. Good to know that I am good with explosives and sniping. When time is right, I am ready to help European, NATO or American liberators.
>>72114241
Hey man, what kind of sausages are those they sell on the streets after the bars close in NZ? Cant find anything like it here in the states.
Also, could you mail me some Speights? Cheers, faggot.
>>72123516
Pole males in UK are stupid fucks, females are coalburning party slobs.
>>72126522
I can proudly say, chavs are better then the poles living in the UK
>>72125816
Hate to break it to you, but you don't look like a girl and you never will.
>>72126596
Chavs are backbone of Britain. They are the same people that ones made your Empire indeed rule the waves.
>>72126775
yes they are pretty good cannon fodder
>>72125816
>norway
>greatest and most comfy
Yes, it is great to be able to enjoy a beer in the sun after having a nice swim in your pool...
for one week in august during the 4 hours of sun you get if it isn't raining
but at least you can sit under the warmth of a fluorsecent light and munch at a roasted goat head
>>72124510
Faggot is mad. Pidr
>>72114241
I was born in Wales. Want to swap?
>>72114241
Why are there two Pepes? And why is one of them dead? Is smug Pepe some kind of impostor? Have we been infiltrated?
>>72126932
how did you end up in the Czech Republic, that seems so random
>>72114241
New Zealand has great outdoors, too bad people living there don't know how to appreciate it.
>>72126887
>faggot
My sexual orientation is so traditional, that I couldn't care less about that issue.
Пидp, кoтopый пpoвёл нa oхoтe и cтpeльбищaх дeтcтвo и юнocть. Пидp, кoтopый oтличнo paзбиpaeтcя в химии и взpывчaтых вeщecтвaх. Ecли тyт тaк oхyeннo, чтo ты в Hopвeгии дeлaeшь, пeтyх ты тyпoй? Любить этy пoмoйкy из-зa pyбeжa - дeлo нeхитpoe.
>>72126861
You think your destiny would be any different in the event of war? Never understood classism.
>>72126158
Rare.
Isn't that Haram?
>>72122387
Precisamente un amigo me ha dicho hoy que ingenieria forestal y cosas asi se pagaban muy bien por no se que rollo de los arboles.
Prueba a dejar un cv sin poner la carrera a ver que pasa.
>>72125305
Russia is amazing. Don't insult the Motherland.
>>72127303
I was only joking
>>72116111
>tfw
>>72114241
What's wrong with Australia?
>>72127628
>>72122387
>Forest engineering
hahaha what
So close and yet so far OP...
>>72115029
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>>72114241
>one shot at life
>Born at the end of the 20th century and raised in the 21st
>>72117516
Better than Birmingham
>>72127679
just memeing you lad
>>72128062
oh you
>>72120780
How's those Muslims?
>>72115029
>>72120780
Paid em off, smashing gash and making money. How's your shithole goin m80
>>72127505
Try to live here, retard. /pol/ meme is not accurate portrayal of life. You go for Holohoax revision to jail here, for incitement of ethnic tensions and racist remarks of go to jail.
>>72127183
You'd be miserable anywhere
Take that redpill McGyver
>>72114241
NZ is really nice m8. My sister lives in Upper Hutt in Silverstream. It's not far from Wellington.
Why are you dissatisfied with your country? I like it there. As a bong I feel welcome there. Not like Australia. They fucking hate us, although it's probably shitposting IRL, and banter. I'm a "pommie cunt".
Kiwis are generally alright. Same as any other country, tbqh. Some bad people but mainly good people.
My nephew is a cop there. He's a good lad. My sister is a nurse. My bro in law is a microbiologist and works for the NZ government. My niece is still studying.
Don't hate on your country. It could be a lot worse. I love my country. The bit of England I live in is beautiful. (pic is my town). The weather is harsh, much more than NZ.
One of the reasons I will not re locate to NZ is simple. I feel like it's fucking miles from anywhere.
On the edge of the world.
I can get a flight to Paris, Oslo, Barcelona, Berlin really cheap. Maximum £100. I flew to Paris two months ago for £45. Trains are more expensive than flying. I went to see some Frog m8s. I'm half frog. It cost fuck all. But the culture in France is very different to UK or NZ. When I visit NZ, it feels very close to UK. It's not like going to Germany nor Spain. (I've lived and worked in all the countries I mentioned), and can speak fluent French, German and Spanish.
NZ just doesn't feel foreign. It's very similar to rural England.
I'll be in NZ soon. (again). Your country is is wonderful.
Anyway pic of my little town.
>>72115474
Dad made my brothers and I drop out of school and do this. Didn't work out and now he's alone with no-one to look after him
>>72129044
Yet, you diaspora live abroad;) I lived in foreign lands and felt way better and more comfortable there. Russian Federation sucks and need to be Iran-ed with sanctions and Iraq-ed with military.
>>72114241
>one shot at life
>born in [spoiler]Haiti[/spoiler]
>one shot at life
>born [spoiler]Seventh-Day Adventist [/spoiler]
>one shot at life
>born 5'
Please
God
Stop
Memeing
On
Me
