Find random city: http://random-name-picker.com/random-us-city-picker/
Search for homes in that city on Zillow.com.
The 10th result is your new home.
>mfw I got pic related.
>>72101173
$288
its in the middle of the nigging grounds, right?
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>>72101345
Let's just say that my house will probably be picked apart and gutted by the time I move in.
>>72101173
I didn't fare much better op, right in the heart of nogville.
>>72101762
I can't believe that fucking closet costs five figures.
At least there won't be much for spooks to steal.
>>72101173
Hello friend, I work for an abatement company, these houses have several years of back taxes to pay upon purchase and about 70% have asbestos riddled materials in their construction. The amount of you would pay to get them to living standards and clear of leins is about what the house would be worth if new. Consider this before even assessing the neighborhood.
Also look up the white devil of Detroit, he's a good friend of mine.
Great thread about news, world events, political issues, and other related topics
>>72101173
>Detroit
If you survive your first night, I owe you a coke.
>>72102060
shut the fuck up achmed , go smoke weed you faggot.
indianapolis, whats with the mini lake
>>72102060
Your average threads:
>Are Europeans white?
>Holy fuck look at this ugly nigger
>Are snails degenerate, /pol/?
>OMG THAT RUSSIAN CUTIE
>Hey /pol/ look at this pic of my desktop
I think my thread is probably the closest thing to politics on /pol/
>>72102060
Shut the fuck up you fucking leaf
>>72101173
This house would be 1.1-1.3m where I live on NY.
>>72102060
>Great thread about news, world events, political issues, and other related topics
Fair enough, allow me to make this thread relevant with the following statement.
Our leader hired a fucking chef for his family with taxpayer money, he's embarrassed the nation internationally, his minister of immigration is an alcoholic ex-banker, and your mother is a whore.
>>72101173
r8 my cuckshed
plenty of trees to ooga booga
>>72102671
Shit. That's a nice house for the price. I mean really fucking nice. The CAD has improved a lot over the past few months against the USD, so I'm willing to bet my current house that has about 1800 sq. ft. could essentially be swapped for that one given the current market rates.
Fuck, I need to move to the states....
>>72102365
I think it's a yank thing, my family in Minnesota have a similar setup.
>>72102893
American South and West ftw.
Pretty comfy desu.
not bad/10
ich bin okay damit.
>>72103017
Holy fuck what a boring looking house
>>72101173
>>72103231
Fuck off pajeet I win
>>72101173
looks cozy desu
>>72103231
No need for toilet :p
>>72101173
>Forclosed
>House is worth 68k
>10k beginners bid at auction
>>72103231
Dat H1B visa, man...
>>72103455
holy shit, nice pad
I've always wondered how it would be to live in low-income ghetto area as a white guy. Do they leave neighbours in peace or are some dwellers so bold that they'd commit home invasion the first day you move in? I figured they would respect your home privacy but as soon as you take a walk around neighbourhood, there'd be trouble
>>72101173
100 million houses in u.s 359million with n stop, permanent slave classes imbound
Was bracing myself for baltimore or detroit, pleasantly suprised.
I'm stoked desu famalamadingdong
Charming vintage home. Ah, the good ol' days. I will play my 78s and sip fine scotch whisky.
I need to move to Kansas.
>>72101762
Holy fucking shit, my car cost more than that.
>>72103003
You can keep the venomous insects and predatory animals, I'll stay in paradise.
>>72102853
looks comfy
what part of argentina and how much would a house like that cost there?
>>72103003
>American West
Stay away, it sucks out here. Moving East ASAP. Might not be bad if you are up in the mountains but wherever a large group of people meet it instantly turns into sodom.
rerolled for this.
Very nice, built in 1900, amazing woodwork and big rooms. With an actual stone wall around it in back.
When I saw Baltimore I thought, shit, nogs or Hannibal Lecter, but actually, this is great.
110k in albuquerque, new mexico
>>72101173
>>72101762
what are planning laws like in these areas?
could someone buy a whole load of cheap properties like these in a block, raze them to the ground and either let them grow wild or build, say, a massive fortified castle or something?
(assuming the construction equipment doesn't get stolen in the process)
>>72101762
How the fuck do you get a 1500/month mortgage on a house that costs 12k.
>>72104519
I'm from indianapolis. you would be living in an enclave between one of the most dangerous nog areas and a white trash/ghetto
>>72105223
if laws mattered int those places it wouldn't be so cheap, you can do as you wish. Source: Mexico.
Memphis. What am I in for? Apart from seeing the ghost of Elvis on Union Avenue when I'm walking there.
Doesn't look too bad, I've seen worse. But I have a nasty gut feeling...
>>72106700
>>72103017
Now kiss
>>72103017
Perfect. Just need's a garage for a gym.
>>72101173
Are Jews injecting Niggers into these areas to drive the prices down
And then when the race war happens and we round up said Niggers they can flip these houses for massive profit
>>72105297
do you really need to ask that question
Rate my result
It doesn't look bad I just don't understand how this can be so much over the estimate given by the site. Hell, it says it was sold last November for $44k so how in the flying fuck is it $350k now??
Not bad desu
>>72109091
>>72105214
Gezellig senpai
>>72101173
Ehh nit bad i guess, only problem is that it's located in chimp city but i can get over that
i got some shitty over priced brick house with no garage in virginia. fuck this game.
>>72102365
It's a retention pond to handle storm runoff.
I'm OK with this.
>>72101762
well I also got Cleveland so no point posting same pic 2 times
>>72109263
It's actually quite a nice neighborhood. I live a short walk away.
>>72109564
>posting your adres on 4chins
>>72109564
Swat called.
They should be knocking down your door in 4 3 ...
>>>/b/ you dumb nigger
>>72106572
Lots of nigs and wannabe country music starts playing on the streets. Good food and the biggest bass pro shop in the world.
>>72109820
>>72109944
It's an apartment building, tho.
>>72110475
>>72110475
>apartment building
>nice neighborhood
>>72101512
Probably one of the whiter areas of Detroit (not saying much), but surrounded by dirty industry.
If you streetview the address the neighborhood actually looks alright. At least you didn't wind up with something on the eastside.
>>72101173
I'm fucked, some crackhouse on nignog ave in Baltimore.
>>72108872
>Xyler St
Lel, sounds like a name for a tranny.
>>72109319
Could this actually be a genuinely interesting and informative response
>>72112955
Looks like we're sharing a room, my Czech friend
im rich
>>72110475
Im coming for you
This looks fun,
Gets Oakland....Yeah, fuck this game.
Looks comfy.
Is there a chance Detroit will ever be gentrified and safe to move in?
>>72101173
nice place
$432 HOA fee
>>72114202
>$1200
>Sees it's Detroit
I foresee a murder in your future
>>72101173
I can buy a house in Detroit for less than the cost of an Xbox? Is there anything i can do with that?
![6ab79943f119e0b0b6d5612e2e7d095d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FIOrajW.jpg "6ab79943f119e0b0b6d5612e2e7d095d[1].jpg")
Looks pretty nice.
>>72115037
You'll be sitting on it forever and you'll never get a return on your investment. No one will rent/buy even if you fix it up. Detroit is just a shit hole
![dd2fd5fefa36da75592245cf8f379a07[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MDQs0Kf.png "dd2fd5fefa36da75592245cf8f379a07[1].png")
>>72102671
holy shit, that's a fucking bargain
pic related is the most you could get for the same price in £ in my area
>>72101173
I found a better city picker:
https://www.randomlists.com/random-us-cities
>>72101173
Breddy Gudd :DDD
Exactly what is stopping a bunch of us/white people from moving into detroit and making it better?
Can't we just do the same thing they did to us? Or will we seriously need to exterminate them?
>>72115685
>>72106700
>>72103017
Looks like I'll be sharing house with an American and a Brazilian. In Memphis.
Well, at least I'll have company. I'm a bit of an introvert though.
>>72116109
Thousands of dollars of back taxes on the property
Crime rates, poor infrustrucutre and no jobs would also be big problems. They would obviously get better with time as more of the black population got displaced but no one wants to take the first step. Easier just to build new white suburbs instead of trying to rebuild Detroit... but hey you never know Gentrification of shitty black areas in the new hip thing to do, maybe one day Detroit will finally be met with white millennialis
>>72116109
Chinese will do it
>>72101173
YOU CAN GET MANSIONS FOR £300,000
FUCK BONGISTAN GOING TO AMERICA
>>72110475
>BigbuM
I'm okay with this
>>72118010
Cheap as fuck.
In Germany for the price you'd get some shitty small house built in the 60s.
>>72102750
i forgot to contemplate suicide today, thanks for the reminder
Thanks pol.
>>72101173
It's so cold in da "D".
How'z da fucc we posed ta keep peace.
Wut's all inna Niggas mind...
>>72101173
Hey that's pretty good
>>72101173
Ffs comrade, our average yearly salary is 4100$, how the fuck am I supposed to afford this?
Looks decent but
>chicago
NOPE
>>72120116
>The 10th result is your new home.
>>72104128
>We're roomates
We can spray for roaches together.
>>72121307
>thanks for the reminder
>>72113111
There all over the place in suburban areas. They don't build sewer systems like on the city, but water needs somewhere to go
>>72109944
>Swat called.
>>72114202
Its already getting gentrified, but not in that area.
Eastside is pretty much always going to be dead.
>>72101173
>property tax is probably 50K a year
A bit expensive, but still a nice place.
Too bad it's in a liberal shit hole
>>72103455
>Est mortgage 1537 a month
Yea nah, try 1537 a week
Wtf why are these houses so cheap?
>>72103017
>>72106700
HOLY FUCK I LIVE LIKE 7 MINUTES FROM THERE
>>72109031
Foreclosure probably.
>>72120767
What's the price you fucking jew
>>72121893
i got that one too. it's a bungalow though, pretty shit. master bedroom off of the family room. poor floorplan and pretty bad schools. roll again rusbro.
>>72121893
That's cheap as fuck compared to the bay area
>>72123258
They don't have a shit economy, companheiro.
>>72101173
I love this view of absolutely nothing.
>>72109319
and if you live in the South, its a mosquito breeding ground
>>72101173
Guess I'm moving to Mesa, Arizona!
I could fit a whole heap a guns in this place
>>72112955
>>72113203
>literally The Wire
I've got cum on my bush
Any in IND fags wanna tell me if this is good deal or not
>>72105214
There's probably a rotten pizza on the roof
>>72124754
Looks like it's been forclosed for a long time
Lot's of mold in tere for sure
>>72124171
Lake Michigan ftw.
Thats right near Bradford Beach and the marina too.
>>72101173
all this did was make me bummed out about how expensive my city is.
the 9 before that were all luxury places. damn
>>72106572
I am from there. Y'all's neighborhood is one of those cookiecutter suburban neighborhoods, but its a nice neighborhood. The police out there keep them in control. Midtown is fun as shit with great, cheap bars. Downtown is fucking insane. You can sit in a street front window at a bar with a drink while watching a nig get handcuffed on the ground
Pretty comfy, but its in CA
>>72104519
Dope ass digs
