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it's over
sjw won
pol on literal suicide watch
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>>72100590
Southern Jungle Weather?
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So I get to watch storm chasing videos again? Fuck yeah.
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Kek about to btfo of cruzmissles
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>>72100701
>again

exactly. this happens so often that there is a whole field of people who chase these storms every year for profit.

i really don't get why this is a big deal. in the midwest it is called springtime.
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>all the states that voted Cruz
God hates them.
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>>72100160
>tfw tennesseefag
>tfw it's heading right toward you
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>>72100160
when is Yellowstone exploding ? REEEEEE?
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>>72101065
>living in worst tennessee
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oh boy happening thread?
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Fuck off. This happens every spring. Nothing even happens
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>>72100964
OH MY GOD!
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>>72100896
>i really don't get why this is a big deal. in the midwest it is called springtime.

Because this is the first time in 3-5 years where the models were saying "RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!" 10+ days out.

And kept getting worse. Today is not going to be a good day.
t. Manhattan KS
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We're gonna need tornado live links.
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WV here at work, we are getting hit hard just from that green right blob.

Good luck Midwest
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i'm literally right in the middle
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>>72100160
News was reporting that the hail would be the size of grapefruit. Holy fuck. RIP in peace flyover state anons
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>tfw south of DFW
I-it could be okay bros
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>tfw live in Midwest and haul dirt for a living
>can't work when it rains

So comfy right now, rain gods unleash it
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Funny how the chance of severe weather cuts down to zero sharply at the border with Mexico. Wonder why that is? I didn't know weather respected national borders like that.
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>>72105925
good luck m8
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>>72106056
You're joking, right?
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>>72100160

>Area is nicknamed "tornado alley"
>Surprised when a storm front comes through
>why
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God given retribution on the Cruz missles.

May divine judgement fall upon our foes in the name of our future Emperor!

Based Trump!
Based Trump!
Based Trump!
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>>72100160
>that little green part on the side

Good, hope NJ gets hit so I can have a comfy start to the summer
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>>72105925
you better get some footage and hold the camera still
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>>72106497

im honestly kind of thinking of driving a few hours just so i'm out of the red
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>>72106297

What part of Jersey are you from?
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>>72100701
exactly. plains chases are the best too because you see those fuckers so clearly in large open fields


recommendation:
https://tvnweather.com/live for this afternoon--lots of really good chasers here
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>>72106617

Would probably recommend it tbqh. The weather recently keeps getting crazier and crazier.

>stay safe /pol/ack
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>>72106210
No?
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>>72106617
i would love to tornado chase. i watch lots of it on youtube, but i live in wa state. stay safe though bro, don't ignore the warnings, those fuckers will sneak up on you.
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>>72106642
The shore, so we're likely not getting shit
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>>72100160
5

http://youtu.be/XW4hQKHIL_8
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>>72106297
>>72106642
ayy this thread is now /nj/ who here /bergen/
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I'm in the red and it's been raining all morning.

Will I die?
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>>72106849
/ocean/ here
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Oklahoma City reporting in, I'm scared bros
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>>72106829
What a horrible movie, you could tell that the producers had never actually seen or lived through a real tornado.
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Wooo!!!!! I'm ready for TornadOwl 2016! 2013 was a goat year.
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>>72106849

/passiac/ here. Wayne reporting in.
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>>72106866

It'd probably be a good idea to at least be ready to go to your cellar (I'm assuming your house has one considering where it's located).
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>>72107217
IIRC, the SPC was calling 2013's outbreak a moderate risk like 3-4 days out and then on the day of, it was moved to "high risk" plus PDSs were issued

this doesn't look to be on that scale at all
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>mfw lawton
send help
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>>72106617
>Living in tornado alley
>no storm shelter
>going to drive for a few hrs
>storm can outrun you
>autism
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>>72107608

Just go to Mexico. That weather report shows no storms there.
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I like trying to find dildos in the wreckage photos. It's probably not normal.
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>>72100160
no one cares about these flyover states
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I got fucking hail in Texas yesterday. The weather gets fucking weird here but not hail
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>>72107756
we had a major flood a few years back and after the water receded there was porn everywhere, like disturbing amounts of it
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>>72106617
>fuel emissions cause climate change which cause increasingly erratic weather patterns and stronger storms
>I better burn more fuel to get away from it

American logic
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>>72107950

>2016
>not laminating your best pics
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>>72107950
kek. i think it's because the south always tries to put on the whole jesus purity display. like i get off a bit on nature revealing they're all full of shit lol.
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>>72108098
the flood I'm talking about was in the red river valley. north dakota and minnesota
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>>72106849
I want to extend a sincere fuck you from /rockland/
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918 here. Not sure if to pack some of my stuff, get into the van and head east or not.
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>>72108223
many areas quite liberal. everyone likes their porn
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>>72108223

"Oh never mind these dvds right here. Just trying to drain the poison, don't cha know!"
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>>72108330

>918
will you be my gf?
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>>72108395
Sure, I'll be your guy friend!
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>>72106744
They stopped displaying the radar return at the border deliberately
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>>72108223
ah yes well i was referring to the tornado alley photos. that is funny though and i'm glad everyone still likes porn. that means the sjws aren't winning.
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Grew up there, every year the same hype, same disappointment

Only sirens and a funnel that never reached the normies
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>>72108422

mmm yeah, surrender that Native American Oklahoman boipucci
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>>72101065
By the time it gets to TN it will have banded out and the storms won't even be rated sever any longer.
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>>72105925
F
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>>72107360
>tfw used to live in Rush Springs and loved going to Lawton for band contests but now the Nigs have completely ruined it
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>>72109081

Niggers ruin everything. It's constantly a cat and mouse game to always try to be ahead of the black tidal wave of niggerdom.
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Doesn't this happen every hear in tornado alley? Don't get why we need a thread on this.
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>>72108330
918 over in OKC. God help us all
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>Ok checking in
Getting my lawn chair ready for the storm viewing
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>sees nub over Pennsylvania

Fuck off tornado
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>>72109387
Over here in Coweta senpai. Get the sweet tea ready
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And in 2 months, central Canada is going to look like this
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>>72109271
At least Tulsa had the right idea with the Race Riots but now big brother federal refuses to let states combat niggatry
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>>72109296
Yeah, but only once a year or every 2 years is there a significant outbreak of F3+ tornados. The vast majority are F2 or smaller.

These storms will also bring up to 4 inch hail.
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>>72109620
They're not even saying it's a guarantee. All I see is a 'moderate' risk of severe weather.

False happening.

I'm a #CruzMissile now
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>>72108328
Ayy me to /Rockland/ here
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>>72100160
>mfw safe on Tuesday but get fucked on Wednesday's sloppy seconds
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>>72107773
this
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>>72100160
hicks deserve all the wormwood cock-skin collector of inaction rains down on them

it's nature's way of clearing out the junk DNA
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>>72109748
It's imminent. Moderate is always imminent.
Even enhanced usually brings F1-F2 tornadoes.

I predict a rating of High later in the day, though after we see some surface warming. Probably over central Kansas.

The major issue is the amount of shear in the atmosphere. So even though the potential energy is only moderate the amount of shear is highly favorable for tornadoes.
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This is what happens to Lyin' Ted and his supporters

BIBLE HIGH
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>>72110417
Meteorologist or aviation bro?
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>>72100160
Is it gonna expand south? I'm a border fag and it looked fucking bleak outside this morning
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>>72110413
Youre ignorant. The midwest is based and far removed from the true hicks in the deep south.
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Chickasha, OK here (orange). Shit looks like it's about to go down any minute outside.
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>TFW it's the core of Rato's voter base

God is pissed at LYIN' TED.
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>>72110859
Fuck you.

t. Mississippi
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>>72110705
it will expand north and south as it moves eastward. but it will lose a lot of it's energy as it does. the cells will combine and band out and turn into what most people think of when they think of a storm. a low pressure area with bands of large area but relatively weak storms circling into it.

supercells on the other hand are really small, about the size of cities and very strong.

supercells are only really dangerous while they are still supercells which is in the first couple hours of their birth. as the system organizes itself, loses it's explosive energy, and bands out it will lose it's properties for large hail and large tornadoes.

>>72110576
neither just live in OK and taken an interest over the years. I only know general info.
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>>72107360
Haha
I used to live their
I now own property renting it out to families in the military
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>>72100666
Satan trips
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https://tvnweather.com/live/chasers/847783531
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Probably nothing but my area got unexpectedly buttfucked by hail just a couple weeks ago so I'm not taking my chances.

t. North Texas
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This is the real happening

Get out if you're in California

http://www.quakeprediction.com/Los%20Angeles%20Earthquake%20Forecast.html
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>>72107869
San Antonio?
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>>72100160
/pol/ - weather
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>Bible belt votes for Cruz
>Gets shit on with tornadoes
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>>72113260
I grew up in San Diego and people all my life said that we were due for a huge earthquake and it never came.
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>>72113763
We deserve it mate, well die just before the social justice faggots take over.
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>>72113763
>it-it's b-b-because Satan is trying to combat our faith!
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>>72100160
Colorado here. We had some crazy winds
the last few days and heavy rain last night. Good luck out on the plains.
>>72113260
So long hoover dam
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>>72106849
/Hudson/ here.
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>tornadoes at night
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>>72114066

>mfw had 80mph winds
>entire house and ground shakes
>while my windows sound like a dying high pitched woman

couldn't sleep was scared
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I'm in the red, will I die today?
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>>72113889
This basically, the way the world is going, I just don't care anymore, bring on whatever 8nsane natural disaster wants to show up as far as I'm concerned.
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>tfw OKC

see you all on the other side
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>>72105722
Literally nothing will happen but I hope you get destroyed like Joplin did

t. Kansas city
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>>72100160
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>>72100160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxs924BWX80
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>>72113260
Starring Dwayne THE ROCK Johnson
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>>72103804
When the white population is beneath 25%

It's why most whites live in the midwest because they're keeping it pacified
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>>72113678
Yeah
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>be Arkansan
>the sun is peeking out at 6:45 but the sky is tinted dark like the window of a negro's car
>rain today
>I check my bedside pistol before striding over to check the shower-shotgun
>after being sure that it's read I apply shaving butter to my face and make myself presentable
>I shower and put off brushing my teeth until I eat something that will actually get my teeth dirty (venison is fine)
>I talk with the neighbors as we all drive across the community mudmoat in 4-wheel low
>we all finish the commute with our fourwheelers and hop in our 4-wheel drive trucks
>on the way to work we discuss bible-radio, dreams about home defense in imaginary break-in scenarios, current local robberies, and craft moonshine over our CV radios
>Deer are crossing this morning so I turn my wipers on and hit the accelerator
>I pick up the roadkill and put it in my yeti cooler even though I know the office is providing breakfast this morning
>I arrive at work and head to the breakroom
>It's Marlboro cigarettes and Shipley's donuts again
>we all hold hands and say a prayer before lighting the cigarettes
>my officemate forgot to make a fresh pot of maxwell house
>I shoot him with my CCW, a 410 revolver. The Judge.
>wary of being reprimanded again he sets things right
>during work we only talk about the weather and how the only thing more fickle than it are our cousin-wives
>the rumor of F5 tornadoes this evening sets everyone with excitement
>repair orders for broken rascal scooters are an afterthought
>we're sent home early from work so that we can clean our guns for the tornado
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ive never seen that much energy at the ready to flow up from mexico. a tiny tiny bit of it escaped this morning and spawned severe weather across kansas.
this may be a good one
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>>72105722
Litteraly nothing going on outside right now.
It's all supposed to happen at night, which is fine.
Sleeping during heavy rain is the comfiest form of sleep.

And this is the 5th time this year we've been told we will have horrible storms, and nothing has happened to anything but the irrelevant suburbs. So who gives a fuck
t. Dallasfag
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>>72119815
>people dont matter because they dont live where I live
ok
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>>72115431
Sup man. South OKC here.
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>>72100160

Any streaming weather sites out there?
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>>72119815
i hope it levels that place from irving to mesquite

na just kiddin

or am i?
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>>72119946
>suburbfags
>people
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>>72100160

Notice that it's only going for white states?

Did you people forget that the higher-ups control the weather? Did you forget that chem trails help them manipulate it?

This is another attempt to kill more white people and get away with it by saying "they died of natural causes".

Wake the fuck up.
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>>72100160
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

IS THIS A CONFIRMED DOPLER RADAR NOAA PRESIDENTIAL ALERT GOVERNMENTAL CRISIS HOMELAND SECURITY HAPPENING?

DEATH AND DESTRUCTION WHEN
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>>72120255
30 minutes
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>>72120255
No. Right now the weathers fine (a little humid though)
This isn't supposed to hit until very late.
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>>72120363
430/10pm central time
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>>72100160
It was windy as fuck yesterday in SoCal, then out of nowhere it was raining all over
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>>72100160
>tfw in the orange area
shieeeeeeeeeeeeet
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>>72120079
4.0 earthquake just now in Oklahomo
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>>72100160
>From Tornado Alley
>Have since moved to a part of the country with less shit weather
>Tomorrow I'm going to cue up the new storm chasing vids and watch idiots risk their lives for my entertainment
/comfy/
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>>72120929
Yeah I saw the alert, didn't feel anything though.
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>>72113260

Gordon Michael Scallion pls go
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>>72110126

What the hell happened to Mark Levin?
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Oklahoma here, bring on the tornados, it sure as hell beats 27 more years.
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>>72120950
Also, Skip Talbot is the shit, and is basically the one stormchaser alive that's not a fucking moron. Highly recommend his JewTube channel if anybody's interested in tornados n shiet.
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>>72100896
When I worked at Cessna, there was a guy that would save his vacation and Personal/Sick leave time to go storm chasing.
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>THE CAPE IS ALREADY BREAKING IN OKLAHOMA
THE CAPE IS ALREADY BREAKING IN OKLAHOMA
>THE CAPE IS ALREADY BREAKING IN OKLAHOMA
THE CAPE IS ALREADY BREAKING IN OKLAHOMA
>THE CAPE IS ALREADY BREAKING IN OKLAHOMA
THE CAPE IS ALREADY BREAKING IN OKLAHOMA
>THE CAPE IS ALREADY BREAKING IN OKLAHOMA
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>>72100160
oh hell yea, we are making 'nader chasing great again?

get in faggots!
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>>72105722
Are there so many people from Manhattan ks on this board or are you just super active here?

I'm a little worried right now. I just moved here from Germany and the tornado warning on Sunday was pretty spooky.

You think it's really going to bad tonight?
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>>72121173
Goodbye friends. Thank you all for the memes. See you on the other side.
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>>72101065

>not praying it absolutely wipes out Memfrica

casual
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>>72121224
Wichita here. The other day there were at least 4 Wichitards on here.
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>>72121196
lel Is that the one where that Mexican tried to stab the storm chaser? I can't believe /pol/ forgot that.
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Can someone post a link of webcams?,
Im really curious to see this live
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>>72100590
Dude Tornados are the very DEFINITION of the patriarchy! Look at those huge phallic shapes! The way they don't care about feminism at all! Tornadoes need to be more diverse!
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>>72100160
Flyovers BTFO

I love this southern California climate. Going on a walk today. High of 73 with a light breeze. Hope your trailer holds up flyoverfags.
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>>72121371
http://tvnweather.com/live
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>>72117386
Arkansan here, can confirm this is typical storm prep.
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>>72121371
this thread will be long gone by time shit gets fired up.
just track it this evening on radar, then look at map and town in its path, google town and webcam traffic cam.
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>>72121310
Yeah but its a bigger city right?
Manhattan seems medium sized.

It's pretty cool to have all these Kansas Bros here tough.
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WHERE MY UNL BROS AT?

>tfw pussed out and drove to Omaha to avoid the worst of it
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>>72121470
>>72121546

Ok thank you guys ! (first time posting in /pol/ btw :) )

have a good day
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>>72121224
Just get in your shelter when sirens sound, you'll be fine. Tornado warnings and funnel clouds are a fact of life in the plains states. You could live your entire life in tornado alley and still probably never actually see a tornado. Plus, the damage is extremely localized 99% of the time. Even if your town is hit by a tornado, you're still more than likely not going to be in the path.
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>>72121367
yea thats right, it was some sort of degenerate beaner zombie wandering around in the middle of a tornado trying to slash dogooders

if more people had seen that incident, they would know why we NEED to build this wall ASAP
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Scalar waves over Texas? Right now.

http://www.ssd.noaa.gov/goes/east/sc/h5-loop-rgb.html
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Stillwater reporting in

gonna park my ass at a sonic and throw down happy hour slushies and corndogs until the reckoning comes
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>>72117386
>using guns to fight the tornado
You gotta lasso them you idjit, once you tame them they're worth a shitload of money!
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>>72121385
maybe all the sjw's and trans fucks can go form a line of protest in front of one and demand these tornadic bigots check privlage and muh patriarchy
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>>72121224
I'm in Lawrence, if I had to guess Manhattan and Lawrence will be over represented on /pol/ because they're both college towns with lots of bored kids using the internet.
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>>72121766
Bretty sure those are just cirrostratus clouds.
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>>72121863
>tfw lassoed 4 tornadoes last year
>finally have enough money to put a light bar on my Dirty Boy edition Rascall
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>>72121698
Our shelter is a 5-8 minute drive away which means you have to be ready to leave the whole afternoon.
But better then nothing.

Good to here that it's not that bad in all reality. Thanks
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>>72121546
>this thread will be long gone by time shit gets fired up.

Actually we normally have Tornado watch generals this time of year that last all day.
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>>72121821

Nigger get in your basement what are you doing
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>>72121863
What of I catch a little dirt devil and raise it in captivity?
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>>72121821
damn that sounds comfy
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>>72122194
and no traffic or anything going wrong at all to make it in time.
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>>72121581
Biggest city in Kansass
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Goddamn midwest threads are comfy.

Moore reporting in, hoping we don't get fugged again.
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>>72122241
It'll be socially maladjusted and won't graze at trailer parks properly
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>>72121821
i liked sonic when i lived in texas
super hot car hops in keller
they built one here and the pregnant pillhead hillbilly bitches ruined it and it closed the same month it opened
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If I get magical numbers then there will be an F5 tornado that hits OKC with a sustained windspeed of 350mph
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>>72100160
because of this dangerous weather i am now converting to a #cruzmissile
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>>72122471

>tfw northern Minnesota
>Still considered Midwest
>Never get to participate in any weather "fun"

If I am lucky we get a gnarly blizzard and I get a day off work.
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>Tornadoes expected to hit at midnight
>dad says we'll probably sleep downstairs tonight
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>>72122194
Ah. Well, actually, >>72122320 brings up a good point. Is there a spot closer to your shelter that you can hang out at once it starts storming? Or maybe an alternate shelter close by? There often is a traffic rush right when a warning is issued. I haven't been to Manhattan in a few years now, but I remember it being a very Midwestern town, there's probably a shelter closer than 8 minutes from... really, anywhere in town.

Probably not actually necessary, but just a thought if you're nervous.
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>>72122533
those living in canada are exempt from fetching happenings with epic gets
sorry canada bro
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>>72122551
God is punishing us for voting for Cruz dude, you don't want to do that. I'm wearing my Trump hat during the storm to try and ward it off, hell I'm thinking of wearing a blonde wig underneath the hat for double storm protection power.
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>>72100160
Post the good pic, of the US getting dicked by megastorm.
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>>72122533
noice
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>>72121277
Membabwe for life my melanin brother
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>>72122211
apartment, no basement.
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>>72100160
ya no drake a fake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy1X9vEzB8c
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>>72122059
>>72122059
My dubs speak the truth.

Yes, but notice how the boundary is crossing right over them and how they have no relation to pressure or temps.
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>>72121821


Get yer ass to George's Stables for a bucket of cold ones and stay in the suck zone brother
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>>72122659
>blonde wig
Milo?
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>>72122533
okc resident here, my heart skipped a fucking beat you fucking leaf
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>>72122586

Our manager came by and told us we can all go home at 2 so we can get closer to our familes before we are all ripped apart.

Feels really good
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>>72121698
>shelter
>Not sitting on your porch with your father and brothers smoking and drinking as you watch the storm roll in

Fucking degenerate

t. Iowa
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>>72122005
Makes sense in theory.

But I went to the "party mile" in Manhattan for the first time and the people there did not look like they browse 4chan. More like tumbler actually.

Maybe they just blend in.
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>>72122929
It's the best time to get to know your neighbors. The news is telling you to get in shelter, but you are too busy sitting outside being an amateur weather man.
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>>72122688
They overlap the other clouds because they're at a higher altitude.
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>>72122320
I'm on Riley so traffic is not a problem.
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>>72122888

Find a hooker instead.
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>mfw Fallin declares state of emergency tomorrow
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>>72122989
No, it's just comfy as fuck to watch the storms come in and roll out. Plus we live on a farm so we'd see any Tornadoes coming from far out, unless they appeared right on top of us in which case we're fucked no matter what
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>>72122640
I talked to a buddy who lives 5 minutes away that has a shelter in his house. We should be fine.

We plan to meat earlier and cover the cars in blankets in case it hails again.
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kek my roommate is from OK and apparently his siblings got the day off school because of this. Must be some real bad shit

[F]
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>>72122929
Well, I know you're a fucking Iowan, because you turned literally anything in to a pointless dick-measuring contest with an almost artful disregard for any context whatsoever. I was reassuring a scared Eurocuck, not commenting on what I do when the sirens go.

t. Nebraska
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who we watching on tvn /pol/?

brett adair here, he's my fave
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>>72123302
I like Kelley Williamson's accent.
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>>72106246
People who are born here aren't surprised. Aren't scared either. People who moved here or don't live here always lose their shit and panic. For natives, this is drinks on the porch weather
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>>72107360
Wanna bro up and die together?
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>>72122640
Just north of NE loop 820 on beach st in DFW area.
See wall cloud from my balcony then spot tornado on the ground, everyone runs out of the apartment complex to their cars parked under the awnings. In awe I stand there watching.
Giant traffic jam in the parking lot, then softball size hail starts to fall. Sirens going off tornado half mile away and cars being busted to shit, all windows broken side mirrors are being snapped off and the sound off the metal awnings is insane.
Had that tornados path crossed at least this place all these people would have been far more exposed than if they had stayed inside.
I forget how many billions in damage it did to cars that day. The tornado was only on the ground 2 or 3 minutes then gone.
It was something to see all these people running outside to their cars all at once and backing them out from cover, getting stuck in the parking lot just as softball ice chunks start pouring down.
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>>72123291
Thank you for being our hat

t. Kansas
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>>72123302
Currently watching The Weather Channel w/ radar loops up for Wichita, OKC, and Dallas.

Will watch TVN when activity erupts this afternoon.
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>>72123384
Yw. Just fuck Iowa.
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question: at what size can hail kill you?
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>>72122944
The hipster crowd is always going to be the most visible in any college town, if you think Manhattan is bad stay out of Lawrence, I swear to god you can't walk down Mass street without being approached by a dozen panhandlers or idiots wanting you to sing the most retarded petitions you could imagine.
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>>72123291
Nice buzzwords fag. Let the Eurocuck squirm for the first few years until he learns the difference between a "severe storm" and an F5 tornado. The guy probably doesn't even know what the difference between a tornado watch and warning is, he should learn like everyone else.
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>>72123519
Golf ball
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>>72123535
Those places sound like Bernie central
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>>72105722
>>72121224
>>72122944
Another Manhattan anon here. I'll be drinking and watching the tornado from my front porch. Stay safe
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>>72123361
I disagree. The majority of people here have never seen a tornado much less been in one and even much less a violent one. That's why the majority of people aren't nervous about them.

Having a storm shelter or a basement also completely relieves the anxieties, but a lot of people don't have those either.
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>>72108330

918, hold me anon
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>>72123519
Depends on how long you stay out in the hail storm. Some guy died from dime sized hail bc he stayed outdoors with no protection during an entire storm like a fucking dumbass.
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>>72123535
Alright.
I'm just curious how bad it will be in actuall faggot towns like San Francisco or California in general if it's already bad in the cowboy lands.

It's probably worth a road trip
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>>72123658
There are a shitload of Berniefags around here, and even worse is the Republicans are all die-hard Cruz missile idiots. Also KU just made a separate student senate for "marginalized" students, they went full "separate but equal."
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>>72123519
in high wind pea size fucking hurts
golfball size can knock you the fuck out
anything bigger than that can seriously hurt or kill you

thing with tornados its not really the wind that gets you. its the shit blowing in the wind like little missiles
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>>72121173
just an appetizer
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>>72123934
They don't get tornadoes. Just earth quakes, droughts, forest fires, and spics
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when's this shit supposed to pop off?
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>>72122471
technically we're the plains.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG2DTAzZAzw

cool video
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>>72123992
Good lord...
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>>72123094

In Moore?

You must be out yo gotdamn mind
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St. Louis about to get dicked hard
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>>72124107
Around 3-4pm CDT
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>>72124305
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>>72124107
statistically 5pm is the 'nado time.
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>>72124305
Ghost of Mike Brown.

In other news, I live near the Wichita airport and there are a shit ton of planes coming in for landings.
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Update for Dallas/Ft. Worth bros:

Derecho expected to slam the area around 11pm. Hurricane force winds and large hail expected.
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>>72124335
Thought it was 2? If it's slowing down its worse for wherever it makes land.
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>>72100666
>Dubs then trips
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>>72108098
>>72108223
>>72108462
>this damage control

Low energy cuck detected.
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>>72124035
I was talking about seeing some real life liberals in those areas but earthquakes sound fun too.
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anyone own one of these? wish I had one today. really nervous about the hail murdering my car
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>>72124390
hope it doesn't wait til after 5
although...

>watching night naders on the plains on comfy streams
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>>72124436
Plano fag here. Always hyped for storms.
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>>72124305
Hasn't even started yet. This is just a random storm.
The real deal will kick off in a few hours.
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>>72124556
thats awesome
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>>72100160
tulsa fag reporting in....BRing it
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Here's how Germans handle a F3 tornado

http://youtu.be/0gVLvKqxMKU
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>>72124556
Why no park in garage??? Clean that shit out slob!
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>>72106683
>https://tvnweather.com/live

This

Interactive map, click on one of the red pins, opens a live stream from the storm chaser.
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>>72124305
I just went through that, it wasn't anything spectacular unfortunately
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Who felt that earthquake?
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>>72124838
that was your mom waking up lmao
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>>72124838
It was just a 4.0 man, nothing to big
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Good it's all Cruzcuck land
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>>72124699
"neat"

good thing we build good houses and not paperthin walled condos.
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>>72124838
I've actually been keeping up on the earthquake situation worldwide.

It was a 4.0, nothing big to worry about. There was one recently though near Miyagi in Japan, a 4.9.
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