"I have never seen a human being eat in such a disgusting fashion."
No joke, this guy puts Christie to shame with that amount of food.
>>72081265
It just highlights how much he's over played the folksy politician meme because he's done just one too many restaurant interviews lately
>>72081265
Trump is eccentric in many ways. No alcohol, no smoking, no caffeine. He's apparently weird about germs and isn't comfortable shaking hands. He made a big deal out of Hillary's bathroom break, saying "that's disgusting." Eating is an inherently disgusting activity. Drawing a line between some eating and other eating is always going to be a matter of personal preference.
>>72081265
>What makes Kasich's eating habits so disgusting
indeed a mystery for the Ages
>>72081675
This. His fucking image of being average moderate "common sense" guy. He's lucky that he's so irrelevant, when Jeb tried to pull it off he got cucked by Trump, Kasich is literally who and nobody bothers attacking him.
>>72081700
>no alcohol smoking or caffeine
Hey I do the same thing
Top kek. Now he's going to be self-conscious every time he eats in front of others.
Let the poor guy eat!
>>72081700
I don't get the no caffeine. I wonder what weird shit he's into. Only Mormons don't drink coffee.
I am very hungry
Looks stressful
>>72082585
It's a stimulant, and, if used improperly, can totally disrupt your body's circadian clock. For example, drink a cup of coffee or drink a soda around 10:00 and try going to sleep. Some people are sensitive enough that drinking a can of soda even as early in the day as 5:00 can affect their ability to get to sleep when they need to. If your job requires that you be awake and doing work at 6:00 am, then caffeine can cause more problems than it's worth. Add onto it the fact that even if you only drink coffee in the mornings, your body gets dependent on caffeine to the point where, if you don't get your fix, you'll feel more groggy than if you hadn't ever drank it, and I can see why someone would swear it off.
I don't like people looking at me when I eat.
It makes me mad for some reason. my friends and family, I don't care at all, but if a stranger makes eye contact with me while I am eating, I want to smash them. I actually did used to attack people for looking me in the eye while I was eating when I was in juvie serving time for similar incidents.
>>72082724
kek "put the kasich in the trashcan"
Is he in pain when he eats?
BECAUSE, GOLLY GEE, MY FATHER WAS A MAILMAN, AND HE DIDN'T TEACH ME NO MANNERS
>>72082996
are you a shitskin?
>>72081334
old dick skin milliband
>>72083171
he doesn't have any dickskin.... ( ._.)
>>72082996
Maybe I should break your jaw so you can't eat anymore.
>>72082585
coffee really messes up my mood and makes me cranky as fuck. I drink tea, its less aggressive.
>>72081265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuFhH98DOwc
I didn't know about the raviolis.
>>72082585
>>72081700
He drinks caffeine you dumb autists. BTW just because he doesnt drink anymore doesnt mean he never drank in his life, a lot of older people they become stra8 edge because he knows he is old and will soon kick the bucket.
>>72082834
ONE GUV ONE CUP
>>72083347
Been working in the patch for 26 years. You couldn't hurt me if you cloned yourself 100x.
>>72081265
>>72082326
>>72082802
>>72082834
Based as fuck honestly
A man can eat however the fuck he wants to, look at him, eating like that in public AND not giving an absolute shit about what they think
>>72082724
GIVE ME THE FUCKED SHIT
>>72081265
Anyone has the video of Kasich eating pancakes Trump is talking about?
>>72083500
Trump's alcoholic brother died at age 43. That is why he doesn't drink.
>>72084894
Right in the middle of answering a question
>>72081700
>no caffeine
Pretty sure I saw him with a diet coke
>>72081265
He opens his mouth too wide when he takes a bite. His lips curl over his teeth and it looks like he's sucking the food in.
>>72081265
He eats fine, fuck off kike false flagger.
>>72082996
Kinda makes sense. I imagine that we evolved to be paranoid at strangers looking at us, or rather, our food, because in the past that shit meant life or death. Also, you're in a vulnerable state when you're eating.
>>72082834
>those sad bystanders
>>72082585
I don't bother with it because I don't feel like I get any energy from it. That's just me personally, people's caffeine receptors respond differently.
>>72085408
I'd also imagine he's stress-eating now that his campaign (if you can even call it that) is floundering and Trump shows no signs of being stumped.
At the rate he's going he might develop a nasty ulcer.
>>72088497
dude, got moar?
>>72088497
SIT ON MY FUCKING FACE
>>72082834
His veins are bulging and shit.
This poor man is in pain from forcing himself to eat.
>>72088483
>I'd also imagine he's stress-eating now that his campaign (if you can even call it that) is floundering
But his campaign was always floundering. Winning your home state halfway through the primary schedule isn't an adequate strategy.
>>72088779
top jej
>>72081700
how is a bathroom break "disgusting"? are you supposed to just do it on the spot? fucked logic
>>72088779
moar
>>72088911
Doesn't matter. He just wants people to be disgusted.
>>72088911
it's a subliminal.
>>72089026
kek, nice
>>72082802
>portillo's
I may not like the man, but he has good taste
>>72081265
Trump's trying to make him look unpresidential. He's also subtly calling out Kasich for intentionally taking massive fucking bites so he could avoid hard questions while he was eating
To be honest, I might start a political campaign if it means I get tons of free food.
>>72089026
10/10
Did you make this?>>72089193
>>72089026
That's good.
>>72082585
It gives me anxiety, makes me more impulsive, and less focused, not to mention it's very easy to become dependent.
>>72089026
what a thread that was
based anon delivered
>>72081265
I don't know though, he eats like the common man, me and my friends eat like this, I feel I can relate to kasich, trump uses fancy utensils and napkins like a king, very off putting. I am now a #Kasichnaut
>>72090090
>Kasichnaut
>Not #KrazyforKasich
>>72090483
>not #Kasichtronomist
>>72090483
#KasichforUS
>>72088911
>911
Kasich is staying in the race till he finishes his US food tour.
Wish someone would be a video of him eating in each state.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZgmYN2IkTE
>How many times can we float around the moon?????
He has a point senpai.
>>72083500
Trump probably has drank a few times but he has always been known as a non-drinker. Always.
He has said for years drinking makes you not able to compete.
Why the fuck does he eat while talking to the press? He should not be doing this.
>>72081265
>caring about how other people eat, unless its extremely noisy or they fling spaghetti through the room onto your white shirt
>not being a faggot
pick one and only one faggots
>>72082996
Nigger behavior, literally a fucking animal
>>72090090
>>72090483
#KasichKitch
Kasich is a jew that's why he's s ugly. Whether he is eating, drinking, shitting, fucking... he will always be ugly inside and out.
>>72081265
>I beat Hilary and Bernie in every matchup poll!
Does anyone really believe that shit? If he was the nominee all we'd see between now and November is embarrassing pictures of him eating because that's what they do every time they run against a "generic Republican" like Kasich, because it works.
He takes huge bites and he also pushes the food into his face, not just his mouth, so his cheeks get covered in sauce and grease.
And then he talks while he's eating.
He also hunches over, bringing his mouth to the food instead of the food to his mouth.
His genius alliance with Rato will get him the nomination. You watch. He'll sweep Super Tuesday and get to 1237. Trump hasn't got a chance. So, now I'm a #BasichBitch.
I'm /fit/ as fuck, 8 years of lifting, yet I nearly inhale my food (unless in a group of peers/women)
Get at me nerds
>>72081334
It looks like a sad earthworm
>He's never seen a Croat feed.
>>72096004
>Pizza with a fork
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
so what suddenly kasich becomes relevent because of this gay uniting shit and now /pol/ has targeted him?
>>72081858
>the whale on the left is cracking open a fresh bottle of ranch dressing with a giddy smile on her face
It's like he uses his entire face to eat
>>72095553
kek
>>72081265
You can't start a thread about his eating habits and not post a video. I wanna see him in action! So far, I don't see anything completely wrong. Post some vids, OP.
>>72089314
It's just another killshot like Scott Adams has been talking about.
Trump says something about Kasich's 'disgusting' eating habits, media fall all over themselves to report 'TRUMP SAYS KASICH LOOKS DISGUSTING WHILE EATING' and the next thing you know that's all Kasich is known for.
Just brilliant really.
Just imagine his big fat Kasich orge shits.
>>72096096
Christ, it's like his jaw's attached to his little peach-fuzz eyebrows.
>>72096141
Why does it look like every single fucking meal he's *just* remembering the process of how to consume food? Like he doesn't remember how wide he has to open his mouth. Or how close he can be to the table. Every sit down meal is a brand new experience.
>>72082996
kek what is actually wrong with you
>>72082996
Your president is the cuck champion and you're getting mad at people who glimpse at you eating? You absolute madman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w
IVE NEVER SEEN A YUMAN BEING EAT IN SUCH A DISGUSTING FASHION
LITTLE BITES
>I DON'T CARE
I NEVER SAWWWW
DONT WATCH
LITTLE BITES
Make fun of him all you want, but Kasich is having the time of his life. Traveling the country eating what looks like really tasty food, laughing it up because he doesn't have to do any real work since he's not really running for President. And all on some Wall Street donors' dime.
I kind of wish I was him. It looks fun.
>>72096495
yeah please the cuck champion president is just south of us
>>72096676
sorry meant to post this one, I get confused!
>>72081265
bad teeth, I don't like eating in front of people for the same reason.
Why do people want to watch politicians eat?
"Hurrrr he's eating a bacon sandwich... wait a minute! I like bacon! He's just like me... I'll vote for him"
>>72096721
You're right, my sincere apologies
Take care mate
>>72096761
You're a degenerate.
>>72096619
>>72096761
Bad teeth make you take huge sloppy bites and talk while chewing?
>>72096910
lolmao
530 am and im browsing pics of john kasich eating. thanks OP
>>72097118
p great if you ask me
>>72097118
I too, know this feel.
>>72089026
Top Kek. Very nice.
>>72095553
haha
>>72088911
It either causes the natural instinctive reaction of 'disgust' in the majority of people or it doesn't.
Watching a random person shit would cause disgust (at least for a few seconds) in most people.
>>72089026
fucking kek
>What President Kasich would be like
http://www.hulu.com/watch/276473
someone post his qt daughters
>>72097148
yeah i love it desu
>>72097310
sad part is i have a calculus final in a couple days and i should be studying. but now when i need to recall how to integrate a trig function instead i will have john kasich's disgusting face flash through my brain
>>72097506
There has never been hotter girls in the white house, kasich must win so we may be treated with their looks daily. They are also nerdy and based virgins for the record, ultimate waifu.
Holy shit. I've been through this whole thread and the guy seems more uncultured than the typical hod dog American. Why is he always hunched? He is leaning in much too close. The hand is supposed to serve the mouth. Stop eating sandwiches if you look like they would have to bump your stomach afterwards.
/pol/, the board where people watch an old man eat and comment about it.
>>72097714
I can't agree with you unless you post pics
>>72096323
>Crust First
I LOVE THIS MAN.
>>72097868
>hi boi wanna come by and play later? Dad is out of town.
>>72098018
>Also can you bring some food? Dad keeps eating everything.
>>72098018
the one on the right is kinda manly looking but damn, one on the left is hot as fuck
>>72081265
I guess that this man knows how to speak to Amerilards.
This is why I eat alone at my desk
>cruzich wins the presidency
>kasich at the bat kills and eats donald trump on live television
>>72081858
She is a water balloon.
>>72098134
>none fat whipped cream please anon we watching our diet :)
>>72081265
It's like he's a python, unhinging his jaw so he could cram his gullet with food. The way he eats is also disturbing. It's like he's shoveling food in his mouth, like some uncivilized 3rd world savage who hasn't eaten for a while.
Would you want this... thing to represent us? When he gets invited to a dinner by other world leaders, and he eats like that? Are we prepared to call him OUR president?
I don't think so!
>>72098150
Yellow teeth. Really yellow teeth.
>>72095949
nigger being rustled while chicken is being taken away from him
>>72098364
>load hab mursee, dis wyt boy dun gone and et up all muh chiggums
His gimmick is so weird
>look at me, im in last place and everytime you see me im eating food
>>72098150
>>72098329
I bet you both are in love with President monkeys daughters, gtfo idiots.
>>72096910
I like this meme.
>>72098479
No, I like Trump's little angels. Even the derpy looking one is better than these two.
>>72098529
Trumps daughters are butter face ugly as fuck surgery failures.
Seriously your taste is beyond shit.
>>72098479
>you will never have a foursome with the 2 daughters.....and the mom
why even live?
>>72098569
That's okay. Neither of us are going to get what we want so it doesn't matter.
Hngggggg
>>72097794
Well he is a Slav.
>>72098660
In America, we call them "Midwest 10s." As I live in the Midwest, I share your vocal heart attack.
>>72098596
Kasich got game
He says he never takes no for an answer and keeps asking until too tired to say no, everyone should brace themselves for the convention, cannot be underestimate the man even got better pussy than Trump and trump was a billionaire.
>>72098799
>He says he never takes no for an answer and keeps asking until too tired to say no
d-does that apply to his daughters too?
>>72098707
Someone needs to photoshop the slav who always squat sit with kasichs face make sure it wears a tracksuit
>>72098725
>midwest 10
Good to know, seen them when they wear bracers? Hnggggg
>>72098660
deez bitches ugly as fuk
>>72098972
>seen them when they wear bracers?
I haven't yet, but yeah, I love Midwestern girls. So much better than California. They're better all the way through.
>>72099017
They wear a miniskirt.
>>72098870
Sicko!
>>72098596
That mom is really hot.
>>72099017
>a nigger on /pol
Ugh
>>72099041
Amen to that
Also not stuffed filled with animal semen from Jamal
>>72099226
y u b trippin yo
hez daughters hav man faces
>>72081858
I bet they had to cut her wall down to get her carcass out after her heart exploded.
>>72099325
but they have a miniskirt
>>72099325
>nigger taste
Here, now leave and fap to this shit.
>>72082802
>portillo's chocolate cake
my nigga
>>72098328
This sums it perfectly. I bet there is a lot of stuff psychologists can tell us about his way of gulping down food. It probably means he can't discipline himself and can't be fiscally conservative. When he sees the budget he'll probably can't wait to divide and just takes bite after bite out of it.
>>72099424
The fantasy of colonizing Obama's daughters is twice as hot as hooking up with Kasich's though.
>>72082996
This anon is not white
That's a sign of an animalistic trait.
Bet he's a nigger or Arab.
SMALL
>>72098018
7/10
4/10
weak.
>>72099541
>germany wants to get blacked
Shocking!
>>72099424
Peep that saggy gorilla tit through michaels top
>>72099576
>thinks this is hot
Looks like a tranny post OP
Fucking nigger
>>72099304
There's still Jamals out here. Especially in bigger cities. So all you have to do is look to the smaller cities. That seems strange to say, because those areas are lower income and thus lower cost, but they're still relatively free of black people(you have to be able to do work, even if it's leaving the house to get your free money).
I hope you find a nice Midwestern girl of your own. I recommend Missouri, Indiana and Kentucky are also good.
>>72099424
mmm got dayyyyuuum
>>72099424
the funny thing is obama is half black, so if he had kids with a white woman the kids might actually be semi-attractive.
wonder if he ever thinks about that while looking at his ape-wife
>>72099645
>lashes out blindly because I've giving him nothing of substance to attack
Pathetic.
Tfw you will never be an Australian Snek and unhinge your jaw to swallow a healthy, lean protein...
>>72099661
north dakota has the hottest women of german ancestry in america
>>72081858
She can't wait to smother that gigundous pizza in ranch dressing either. This meme is old enough that one of these, or both ham whales are ded now
>>72099577
>he thought the Germanic takeover was a joke
War didn't work. Now we'll try love.
>>72099661
True and thanks for the recommendations, here in Norway I got my equivalent of this already though :)
Maybe that is why I like your midwest, more european and white than the bigger cities.
Now trumps daughters are ugly as fuck too
>butter face
>butter hair
>butter skin
>butter tits
all fucking butter ugh not even 40 and all plastic surgery already
Nothing beats Kasichs daughters.
>>72099784
Also, TFW Hoop sneks hanging from trees on the way to work....
>>72099687
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>72099925
I was trying to masterbate you faggot
>>72099877
at least trumps daughter has tits and a womanly figure
kasichs daughters are built like amish women
>>72099687
Obama obviously care more for his muslim heritage, you can tell he does not wanna be an american nigger.
>>72099809
Admittedly, I don't know enough about the Dakotas, but that probably is very true. Midwestern women aren't just about looking great, though, they're the best overall. Personalities count for a lot too. Unless you just wanna fuck, which is AOK.
>>72099877
Yeah, I agree, too much butter. Or maybe it's just regular grease, like American cheese.
>>72099925
There are external catheters. Typically called condom or Texas caths. You slip on the tip, roll it down and let it rip. They don't hold as well as internal catheters, but if you want pain free bag pee, this is your best choice. Sorry for the rhyming.
>>72099925
Catheters?. What for man?.
I had mates with them before.
>>72100006
>nigger still talking
Ivanka has silicon and silicon looks and feels like shit.
>>72099915
That's a real kinky one.
>>72100133
You're probably thinking about how to make a fucked up porno with one ya wierd German cunt.
>>72099687
I think most presidents were pretty unsatisfied with their wives. Just think about Hillary and Bill. They all married for success and seemed to have been enough for the Obamas. He would have never been able to get in the White House with a white woman and children.
>>72100204
Sorry. I didn't know you still wanted to eat it.
>>72100122
im not a nigger mohammed
but you gotta understand to us americans kasichs daughters are what you call "fugly"
>>72099925
is this fresh pasta? people seem to reply to it lol
>>72100055
Yeah and you can tell they have great personalities too
http://youtu.be/rD74LVzODhY
http://youtu.be/BWVOuxP-TT4
They also have faith and not just great looking on still shots.
Oh and no fucking butter grease
Award for ugliest daughter goes to clinton though
>>72100384
Probably a bot spamming it, since it never makes any sense in context. Just ignore it.
>>72100423
>Award for ugliest daughter goes to clinton though
Yeah.
>>72081265
Hes a non white Croatian Slav of course he eats like a savage.
funny how him eating is the political issue of today, not policies, not experience, none of the things a workplace employer would be considering before giving a new recruit a vote of approval...
none of that, this is why Trump is going to win, in the game of popularity and personality politics he is the epitome of leaders for our brave new world
>>72096004
>>72096096
http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/03/john-kasich-pizza-fork-221416
>My wife said ’I'm proud of you. You finally learned how to use a utensil properly.’
>>72098018
>OOGA BOOGA WHAYT WOMMINZ IZ MAI! MUH DIK
>>72082585
just had my day's first turk roach black coffee and i'm FUCKING HYPED SON. HOW CAN PEOPLE NOT LIKE COFFEE REEEEEEE
>>72100780
I know people who dont drink coffee because it has opposite effect making them sleepy so they use decaf.
>>72100765
More niggers
Are most trumpbots black? Would explain a lot.
>>72083516
i can
>>72096004
He looks like he's about to swallow down the fork.
>>72082996
no you didnt you autistic faggot, even then, i bet youd get fucking decked if you tried shit like that in real life
>>72082834
He looks like a boss from a dark souls game here
>>72100319
Hahahahaha, fucken noice
>coming from the man that eats well done steak
Jesus Christ Trump is such a snob
>"look at that disgusting peasant eat, I bet he doesn't know the difference between a soup spoon and a tablespoon. So sad"
>>72081858
>the skinny legged guy in the background
they must keep him as a slave.
>>72088747
campaigns cost money. who the fuck is donating to him knowing he can't win shit.
>>72095759
But you had to post about it.
Interesting.
>analysing the eating habbits of politicians
This is what's considered 'politics' in America.
>>72081265
>Trump giving out these petty ass insults
that is going to bite him in his ass yuge when he fucks up
>>72096083
underrated post
>>72102081
Kasich is no peasant. He's a fucking sitting governor and a former Lehman Brothers investment banker.
>he fell for the geez oh man gosh golly my pop was a mailman meme
