http://www.valuepenguin.com/2015/07/safest-countries-world
>france
>germany
>albania
I smell bullshit
>around hispanics
>safe
>countries
>Hong Kong
>>72075241
>i believe everything /pol/ says
Germany is safe...
The fuck? How is Finland not a safe country?
>>72075130
>sweden
Are they not counting rape?
>>72075130
That list is bullshit. There are places in the United States that are currently safer than Germany and Sweden, thanks to the mudslime infestation.
>Spain safer than Japan
Yeah, nope. Here you wouldn't get your bag/wallet stolen if you take a walk on the main street (shoutout to you, La Rambla).
>>72075435
They even got a own currency, the Hongkong Dollar
>>72075130
I call bullshit on Spain, Italy, Germany, Bangladesh and France
France is far from safe, Italy worst and let's not get started on Bangladesh come on
Also Japan
>big country
>didn't take into consideration is a FUCKING ISLAND
Safest countries IMO no matter the size
1. Japan
2. Australia
3. Singapore
3. Hong Kong
4. Taiwan
5. New Zealand
6. Monaco
7. Monserrat
8. San Marino
9. Luxemburg
10. Cyprus
11. Isle of Man
12. Falkland island
13. Seychelles
14. Fiji
15. Estonia
16. Denmark
16. Norway
>>72075566
Hong Kong is an autonomous region, but it's Red Chinese territory.
>>72075336
In fact Costa Rica is one of the safest countries in america
>>72075526
If you somehow manage to survive the monthly M9.0 earthquakes, either the following tsunamis or melting nuclear reactors will finish you off. Safe my ass.
>germany more safe then canada
what
Spain doesn't have to worry about this kind of urban renewal, either.
>>72075842
Yellowstone
>>72075666
How is Germany unsafe?
>>72075130
this looks like bullshit
what are they using to measure safeness
who up
>>72075921
Refugees are worse then a volcano that won't erupt in hundreds of years
>>72075973
Refugees can be dealt with.
>source: fbi
saying fbi is not a fucking source you little shit
>>72075130
I refuse to believe Denmark is not top 5 and that Finland isn't in the top 10. This is a bullshit list.
>>72075130
>Australia
>home of literally every dangerous animal in the "Top 50 most dangerous animals" lists
>home of aboriginals
>hot and shitty weather
>safe
>>72075487
knife meme?
>>72075924
You have to ask that question?
>>72076035
Yeah, Europe's only gonna let more refugees in for the next few years
>>72076081
It's probably because we're close to Russia and this list was compiled by the FBI.
FBI=First Bunch of Idiots.
>>72075916
How is suomi wrong though?
>>72075130
Not surprising that New Zealand fails to make the Small Countries list, country is full of degenerates these days.
>>72075130
Cyprus is ridiculously safe. Well, it used to be before the Russians started migrating and brought their Mafia over. But that's only confined to the big cities and even then, it's such a rare occurrence that it's practically negligible. The t*rks come down from the illegally occupied North and bring crime too, but they're usually beggars and try to use the hospitals. Sometimes you get stuff stolen by Egyptian and Sri Lankan workers but the police are extremely hard on them and the island is tiny so it's not like they have space to hide.
I lived there for 2 years when I was younger (my mother is Cypriot), nobody would ever lock their doors. We'd come back from the beach and find plates of food left by neighbours on the kitchen table. My 2nd cousin who lived next door said I could drop by any time to borrow his shotgun or dive gear & speargun. People are just lovely there. I never heard of a single Cypriot committing a crime while I lived there, there was so little going on that the news actually reported someone accidentally bumping into a car in Limassol.
>>72075130
>spain beating japan
Clearly bullshit.
>>72076219
If im not mistaken you have a homicide rate far larger than the rest of the nordics.
>>72075514
Do you understand the meaning of the word
>country
?
>>72075514
Kek, so? They measure the whole country retard.
>>72075130
>spain
Wut
>>72075884
Is good for economy, gojira is kind
>>72075130
I guess that mainly applies to the side I'm thinking of
>>72077186
Depends how you calculate. Breivik alone put Norway ahead of us.
>>72075241
Have you ever been to Albania? The people there are so hospitable you'd be surprised. Going to Albania as a tourist and driving down the Albanian Riviera with two ounces in our drop top stolen Benz was one of the greatest highlights of my life. Included is amazing.g Mediterranean restaurants every 12 miles. Try it man you won't regret it
>>72075130
>China
>Safe
In what fucking bizarro world?
>>72076870
Too many Maoris and Islanders in the cities assaulting and robbing people bro.
This country would be heaven on earth without coconuts and their primitive bullshit
>>72075439
yeah, and after I eat a donut burger I shit gold.
>>72076999
>Lucky trips
It's true, but only if you have relatives here. If you don't you're kinda screwed over a lot as everyone knows each other
Japan being safe is actually a meme. South Korea and Singapore are a billion times safer.
Read Jake Adelstein's book for a redpill on the real Japan
>you will never live in a country as safe as japan
Why does it feel so bad.
>China
>the place where people basically play Dark Souls in real life everyday
>the place where an escalator might decide to eat you or the sidewalk might just swallow you up and dump you in the sewer
>safe
>Bangladesh
>safe
This is bullshit.
>>72077917
>singapore
>safe
Well meme'd.
>>72077731
>Bangladesh
>Safe
It is a strange world indeed.
>>72077867
I know quite a few British expats and they're all fully integrated into Cypriot society, speaking Greek, going to community events, all that kind of stuff.
I suppose most foreigners live in expat communities so they barely mix with Cypriots besides going to restaurants and bars.
>>72077799
Trip-dub confirmed for truth. The coconuts have seriously fucked NZ up. So glad I moved to the South Island. Should just cede the North Island to the gooks and the coconuts.
>>72077917
because he is Jewish American
>>72075130
>#8 Sweden
Yeah that's outdated.
>ITT americans thinking their entire nation only consist of their rural-suburban white neighborhood.
>>72075130
Australia =safe. LULZ.
Almost everything down there is hyper poisonous.
What isn't poisonous spends most of its time shitposting on 4chan.
>>72075130
>Switzerland \\
Wins again. This country is full of win.
>>72075130
> Australia
> Big countries
hahaha, suck my dick Earth
>>72075439
Not compared to where it used to be
>>72079404
*sucks your dick*
>>72075487
safety requires social skills
>>72079493
TOPKEK, Finn bro wreck'd
>>72075973
He didn't mean yellowstone volcano, he meant you're all chinks who smoke too much weed
>>72075684
How can a country be so safe despite having Nicaragua, Honduras, El Salvador, and Guatemala so close?
Sounds like costa rica is an oasis in a region of violent shitholes.
Why is Korea always left out of these?
Walking alone at any time is completely safe
>>72075130
Israel is safe? But muh rocket attacks! Muh Hezbollah! Top fucking kek make up your minds
What a shitty fucking list. Clearly doesn't take natural disasters into account.
Also Bangladesh up there with the collapsing factories and islam-critics stabbed weekly, really?
>>72077681
This guy gets it. The Albania meme is bullshit. Safe, white, friendly, do not cop shit from cuck Europe and some of the finest women you can find.
>>72076098
The largest predator in Australia is the size of a labrador
>>72076081
> nation descended from marauding rapists
>>72076870
When you're hit by a jug in a South Auckland pub, that's a Maori
>>72079763
>The largest predator in Australia is the size of a labrador
I thought great whites were bigger than that...
>>72076909
> plays tough guy
> fake tan and contacts
>>72079675
People in Costa Rica are very educated and they have a peaceful culture, and believe it or not guns and the army are completely banned by the article 12 of their constitution, it's nearly impossible to get a gun there, even for a criminal
>>72075130
>no NZ
This list is bullshit, I know for a fact that NZ is safer than Australia, I got family over there and visit often.
>>72077230
America is 50 different countries, all in one country, just like Jesus and the Holy Spirit and God
>>72080000
he's bi-sexual
And it looks like most have stricter gun laws. Kek. Americans on suicide watch.
>>72077640
Are kids worth more?
>>72075130
>Spain, Italy, France
>shitskin Caliphates in utero
>Harakirijuku
>safer than Australia
>Duwahlund
>only one rank lower than Australia
>>72079695
There, there, Korea chan.
Here in America everyone knows Korean neighborhoods are the safest.
Even ghetto tier dindus won't fuk with Koreans.
>>72079923
is that part of a song?
>>72080000
Does it upset you that all the inbred feral mongoloids/convicts were aussie actors and the heroes were brits and south africans?
>>72079985
The moat is not in the castle
>>72080287
but it is still part of the castle grounds, and as such is subject to the rules of the castle.
>>72079985
And salt water crocodiles. But, jeez, even their damn jelly fish will kill you.
>>72080415
Toilet spiders
>>72080665
I heard that in American toilets you have to lean forward to wipe your ass otherwise your hand goes in the water, is that true?
>>72077731
China is safe though, crime is not a common thing in China sure bad drivers and shitty structure but overall its pretty safe
>>72080415
Crocs are no more deadly than Gators. And jellyfish are little bitches. They get beached at low tide and literally evaporate throughout the day.
>>72080837
You and I have different definitions of overall pretty safe
>>72075130
Israel and Serbia safer than Finland
Wew lad
>>72075950
just watched an amazing race episode in Malta, looks beautiful
>>72075130
Why is US not number one? We have guns to protect ourselves with.
>>72081267
NYC, Detroit, LA, Baltimore, Oakland, etc...
>>72081267
cuz niggers
>>72075130
How is Luxembourg #5? I'd expect it to be #1
>>72081267
The 2nd Amendment doesn't protect you from crime, it only recognises your right to crime you have to do it yourself
>>72081413
It's Luxembourg. It takes one person a year to get caught pissing in an alley and their per capita average goes up.
>>72075130
What's the criteria on this one?
Lowest crime ratio?
>>72075130
>China
>safe
Nah, this list is bullshit.
>>72081563
How much safeness there is
>>72075130
>Bangladesh, the country where people get killed by religious lunch mobs is safe
I'll agree with everything else, but that one seems off to me
>>72081589
Media statistics.
>>72076999
Sounds a lot like rural (read:white) America.
>>72077799
>>72076870
>>72078426
yeah, the fucking island niggers ruin everything.
>>72081728
Also, I've noticed all of these lists always deliberately leave America out of them, as if the country is some sort of impoverished failed state.
I know tons of people hate us, but come on. At least be truthful instead of being passive aggressive teenaged girls.
>>72079763
And some of the dealiest shit can fit in a pocket.
>>72075130
>my country
>no. 6
We don't even go to our own capital city these days. Scared as shit.
>>72081981
yeah wait how the fuck is Israel on this list? if you guys got on, then we should too, we're incredibly safe considering our diversity and population size
>>72081981
scared of what?
a bottle rocket knocking off your yamaka
>>72082043
Well the US can be considered "safe" of external threats. Most of the threats are crime and you can't handle them because the police is shitty. Also you probably have the biggest budget in the world for army so you got that covered.
>>72082089
a. yamakas are shit. I'm not that much of a jewish to wear a head cover. I think those are disgracing.
b. there have been lots of stabbing going on recently in the area of jerusalem. Tel aviv is much safer (right now, I got to be quite near one shooting 4 months ago in tel aviv) and is not as jewish as jerusalem is so businesses are open at saturday, etc.
>Spain safer than Japan
>>72075130
>Singapore
>midsized
>>72079664
>australia
how was first kangaroo fight?
>>72082376
>can't handle them because the police are shitty
This is far from the reason and you know it.
>>72080837
>China
>Safe
Pick one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ljeCXq93Xw
>>72076135
Knife meme?
>>72075130
>germany
>france
>italy
>spain
>safer than Canada
I would like to believe so.
>>72075130
>France
>Germany
>Israel
>Sweden
>Albania
Kek, maybe like in 2000.
