>THIS IS A CANADIAN """"""""TUXEDO"""""""""
CANT EVEN FABRICATE THIS FAMRON
>>72073990
huh, I didn't Ben Afflak was Canadian.
>>72073990
These are Canadian burgers
Bieber's a pretty fashionable Canadian desu
This is Canadian milk
This is a Canadian athlete
>>72074675
Is the milk under the pillow?
This is a Canadian family
>>72074935
That's a milk bag, you put it in a jug and snip the corner with scissors. Some people use a knife but they're retarded, some people have these on their fridge that cut the corners off the bag
>>72073990
>>72074534
>>72074675
These are all true and great. If you don't like it, fuck off.
>>72074534
no wife's son burger?
This guy terrified Canadian kids back in the day
This is a physical manifestation of Canadian incompetence.
>>72074830
Strange that most Curling women are qt.
>>72074830
adorable :3
>>72075294
It's because only Canadians play curling
>>72074664
He looks like a villain from a Stallone movie.
>>72074534
Teen burger is best burger
>>72075257
Yep. It fucking sucks.
This is Elmer the safety elephant, Canadian kindergarteners would have a policeman come to their class to talk about safety. Sometimes he would bring a statue of Elmer the elephant, there was always one kid who would ask the policeman if he ever used his gun
>>72074994
>mexican intellectuals
the wall just got 10 feet higher
>>72073990
what's up, Denim Dan
>>72075217
I was always so disappointed when the bucket missed.
This guy disappointed so many Canadian kids who won a timex watch (it takes a lickin and keeps on tickin) instead of some cool video games
>>72075479
damn that brought back some terrible memories from a terrible board
pic related only good poster on 4chan
THIS IS A CANADIAN MUSIC VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upsZZ2s3xv8
>>72075125
Dammit
>>72074534
i don't get it. these are all over the world
>>72073990
>Matt "Lynch em high" Damon
This is required reading for all Canadian school kids
>>72075796
Robert fucking Munsch!
Nostalgia'd hard m8.
>>72075780
The burger family is canadian exclusive I believe. A&W everywhere else doesn't get the whole family, they only get the papa or the uncle or whatever
>>72074988
Why do we have Quebec's symbols. We should make our own. Bring back the old flag!
Much music > MTV
https://youtu.be/5AuLkMBAFZg
This is a Canadian psa
>>72075961
Remember watching the video fermage year countdown
>>72074534
>Americans can't recognize a family
>>72075964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX6qUFm1HsI
>that fucking T-rex kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtG4qWv0v44
>>72075125
It's only available in Toronto
>>72076414
>designated smoke area
>>72074675
What do you do when you open it? Roll one end up and put a peg on it?
>>72075416
>This is Elmer the safety elephant, Canadian kindergarteners would have a policeman come to their class to talk about safety. Sometimes he would bring a statue of Elmer the elephant, there was always one kid who would ask the policeman if he ever used his gun
We had a guy come in with a giant suitcase that opened up into a big diorama of a neighborhood with little plastic people doing different tasks. Each one had a button beside it and when it was pressed the plastic citizen of the little electrical misuse neighborhood would drive over a power cable with a lawn mower or stick a knife into a toaster electrocuting themselves. There was sound effects, flashing lights and everything. It was hilarious.
It was about electricity safety.
>>72075796
Robert Munsch. Oh yeah
>>72075217
>Uh Oh
God fucking dammit, I'm feeling old now.
>>72076610
Pretty sure they only sell the bags in high indian population centers because Indians literally buy tons of milk and "feed" it to their statues by pouring it all over them.
I think basically they're using bagged milk like water balloons and chucking them at whatever sikh/hindu statue they see.
Apparently it was a huge thing for a while for Indians to cross the border in Toronto to buy cheap milk in the US just so they had enough to feed their statues.
>>72075427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p85dw5E3EI
He's called Punisher.
>>72075689
I love this
>>72075961
anything > MTV
>>72076610
I explain it here >>72075113
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3jLGkmOVtnI
This is a Canadian workplace safety ad
>>72075796
I vaguely remember this
>>72074675
You mean melk
>>72073990
No it's not, he is wearing a black shirt you fucking mongoloid piece of shit
>>72073990
It is very easy to fabricate, that is why denim became so popular in the new world.
>>72075689
My grandfather was log driver.
>>72075961
much more music > much music
fuck me i'm getting old
>>72076610
Over 9001 Canadian hours to come up with this.
>>72075416
Nowhere near as cool as Smacky the Frog desu.
>>72075113
>
got one of these bad boys
>>72076813
I remember us having bagged milk in the 70's in Alberta, and there were no indian people except of course for red indians who mostly only drink cleaning and hygiene products.
>>72073990
>Denim jacket
>Not a denim vest
You leafs fail at 80's dress up.
>>72075217
>tfw you'll never be punished by THE PUNISHER
Bagged milk is superior to boxed milk because you can reuse the bag afterwards. You just hang it out to dry on your milk bag line then use it for sandwiches and stuff.
>>72075125
I'm thinking it would have to be chicken, and would only be funny when pictured with mom and pop burger.
>>72077120
That's how I dressed in the early 2000's to school
>>72076869
Thanks for the explanation.
Also those ads are pretty fucked fampai. Scarring some children there.
>>72074534
I ate mama's burger last night...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwWHk8azaAc
>>72074988
Red face! T R I G G E R E D
If you don't have a drawer full of these you're not Canadian. Fun fact about Canadian tire 90% of Canadiana live a 15 minute drive from a Canadian tire store
>>72076813
>Pretty sure they only sell the bags in high indian population centers because Indians literally buy tons of milk
This is not true. They sold bagged milk in White towns with nary a brownskin to see when I was a kid.
>>72074534
>tfw A&W right next to my work
Feels good bois
>>72077252
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FV6PM8KjBZg
For some reason our government put out a lot of creepy ads, they also built my elementary school next to a graveyard for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2F9LbF_pF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SHDDA4mi4U
BODYBREAK
>>72077152
>Bagged milk is superior to boxed milk because you can reuse the bag afterwards. You just hang it out to dry on your milk bag line then use it for sandwiches and stuff.
Americans will never know the joy of making milk bag dolls in the fall and stuffing them with corn fibers.
>>72077467
Is it cheaper than regular milk or something? There doesn't seem like a lot of reasoning as to why it's in bags
>>72076395
I've seen this so many times
>>72077328
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg-r-S0fIkA
Don't forget this masterpiece
>>72077425
>If you don't have a drawer full of these you're not Canadian. Fun fact about Canadian tire 90% of Canadiana live a 15 minute drive from a Canadian tire store
I use that to stuff my decoy wallet for when I go to Toronto.
>>72077711
It's cheaper and last longer than in jugs and cartons.
>>72077711
>Is it cheaper than regular milk or something? There doesn't seem like a lot of reasoning as to why it's in bags
It is cheaper than cartons or thick plastic jugs.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qC_gUcofpgs
This is a Canadian bus driver
These are Canadian feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XDKHer-f84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6C1avqK51M
Threads like this remind why I sometimes still like Canada
>>72077792
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NSQVVHyvOZU
Did you visit the cash man when you came here?
This man is considered by a lot of baby boomers to be the greatest Canadian to ever live.
>Was the one that pushed the most for the new flag design
>Responsible for all the multiculturalism laws we have now
>Responsible for the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, which ironically removed some of our rights, like talking against certain groups of people without having a visit from the RCMP
>Poke Quebec so much that the Quebec Nationalistic movement woke up, after a 150 years sleep
>Turned Quebec into a scapegoat for other provinces to hate, instead of hating Ottawa itself
>In bed with commies
>14 years in power, balance budget once, left Canada billions in debt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA
HOUSE HIPPO
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>>72078046
>>72078047
>46
>47
SHEEEEEEEIT
>>72077792
I just spent 8 months in a Toronto college and realize now I did not build a decoy wallet.
I should probably get on that.
>filled with Canadian tire cash and a note that says "You are probably a nigger"
>>72078112
>Did you visit the cash man when you came here?
He's out of business now, last I heard. I would never go to that shylock anyway.
>>72078047
>Threads like this remind why I sometimes still like Canada
my thoughts exactly. cheers buddy
>>72078220
No he's doing better than ever, he's got his gold truck driving around and he's in PICKERING PICKERING OH PICKERING!
>>72078162
>>72078189
I get one or two security reports from my university reporting a mugging on campus, or a random assault.
>>72078220
Forgot my picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzo6Otpgj-E
>>72078047
>>72078231
This. It's a warm fuzzy feeling always getting the chance to reminisce about these things from my God tier child hood and talking about our unique stuff like milk bags. Honestly i'm surprised no other country does this, and feel a little sorry for them.
Cheers to everyone in this thread, especially the yankee who started it.
>this is a Canadian bully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKGdRHezwlw
OH YOU'RE AFRAID OF ME, EH?
>>72078542
>Canadian
>walk away
Nah mate never happens, that's why hockey players have no teeth
Are most Canadian girls feisty?I remember me and a friend getting run down by 2 older girls when we were in grade one
>>72078678
>are Canadian girls feisty?
You bet! Our government even made a PSA about it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-hP-Q8pa8Q&ebc=ANyPxKo5uVlI10qdSRSYB8vFPLqOlVpLX6PT97MSJif44buO-UT43LEvUrrbdRraY4uz8Z9J7SAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByKu8BwT5K4
>>72074664
He looks like one of those knifey albino twins from Matrix Reloaded.
Anyone remember 'BUZZ' with Daryn Jones and Mista Mo?
I barely hit puberty and I thought it and 'Latin Lover' were the the bees knees.
>>72076869
Fuck, man those are serious.
That's like the Montana Meth Project of Workplace Safety.
>>72078957
>Latin lover
I feel like I remember watching that and other soft core porn on CP24 at night
Remember "block parents"??
>>72076395
>my thing is puking in the hall
at least they dubbed over it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-avHA_9SvY
posting more comfy Canadian material
>>72078510
Mexico has milk bags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgUGvZkQd0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuiPl4P1wyg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Ku6RGlJyk
and my all time favourite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjTEGclEhrc
>>72074988
Haha holy shit I live there
>>72078957
>>72079083
tfw we're actually all the same
>>72079083
and right before it was Ed the Sock and Liana K
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lgGKSjiw0HQ
this is the comfiest Canadian show made nothing will ever surpass it
>>72079203
How come other countries posters don't have threads like these?
>>72079320
You sure about that?
>>72079108
Sure do. It's been a while.
>>72075217
The Bane before Bane.
>>72074675
Where do they sell these? I told my mom they actually sell bagged milk somewhere , and she doesn't believe me.
>>72079108
Oh shit. My aunt had that on her window.
![B8-NKcPIMAARxCO[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1HklIJl.jpg "B8-NKcPIMAARxCO[1].jpg")
GGGNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTnJtlyMtdU
>>72079539
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T53iB0zxsto
I never heard of this show before but this shit is hilarious
>>72075217
>>72079108
>>72079539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2N1bolysE4
>>72074534
That is so adorable :'3
>>72079691
I'm in Ontario, I think the maritimes have it too but nothing west of Ontario.
I don't know about Quebec
>>72077152
>milk boxes can't be used for anything else besides milk
This is a Canadian cartoon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hxIi8j3QR0
>>72078678
>>72078790
>girls chase you down and force you to kiss them in elementary school
>girls ignore you forever in high school
>>72077152
>milk bag line
>>72079820
Red Green show was awesome.
>you will never listen to your favorite local hardcore bands at shitty venues ever again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmBUdaQ8iv4
>>72079820
>I never heard of this show
How long ago did you get off the boat?
>>72079950
It's like a clothesline but smaller and for milk bags.
>>72074664
looks like sand nigger drapes
>>72080039
I was born here in 1993 I'm white as the snow
>watching early 2000's high school movie
>this canadian song starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pg
>>72079820
>that Donald Trump reference
Was Red Green a meme magic pioneer?
>>72079828
Did Marco Rubio host this shit??
>>72075416
Poor man's mcgruff
>>72075961
>>72077010
The 80s was literally the greatest era of Canadian music. All that's left now is generic nigger rap, pussy pop and feminist chants.
>>72074675
>>>>>>1%
>>72080182
>early 2000's
>skateboarding with friends this song comes on the radio again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZqCwEgOv1k
>>72079320
Damn straight. He was such a good dog
>>72080511
Better?
>>72080531
>you will never have a dog who will carry a gun to you
Why even live
>>72080649
>3.25%
Might as well just drink butter
>>72080516
>ywn twist your ankle trying to show off your heelflip to some qt goth girl ever again
>>72080333
i always imagine him mauling a crackhead
>>72079108
I remember that but what the hell does it mean? That I can go to that house if I have trouble as a kid and can get help?
Best canadian rock band had its own TV show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqqgmO8VNyU
>>72079108
I only ever saw these on the side of the highway and I always thought it was some kid holding a flashlight upwards.
>ywn watch these 2 canadian sociopaths take the piss out of each other for the first time ever again
You fapped to this on Canadian TV.
>no more recess snow fort wars
>no more grounders
>no more cheesy 90s kids' television
I miss my suburban childhood
>>72081399
That show was freakin' sweet.
>>72081159
Apparently they didn't get along in real life
>>72077012
>not totally resealable
enjoy those illnesses
>>72081427
>you will never bounce Pepsi balls up to the ceiling in gym class again
>>72080752
truly the worst of feelings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgQ7qOCDFYQ
>>72081544
sometimes good chemistry can only exist on camera
>>72081427
>tfw you would always gossips about olders kids coming and breaking your forts after school was over
Fort wars was the fucking best, my last year in elementary school we had one with a cool tunnel system that covered like 20 meters
>>72081814
I had a high school across from my elementary school, I always thought they would come by at lunch and destroy our forts. I always vowed I would one day destroy some kids fort when I was in high school
>>72081814
We had this pretty big hill in our school yard, we'd build this fucking huge fort at the top. My friend at the time who was a pretty big dude would just throw people down the hill if they tried to fuck with it or attack us.
>>72082130
We had a big hill in our school yard too, you ever play that game jackpot?
It was crazy popular at my school
>>72077033
It would be really funny if you tried to rob someone with that.
>>72073990
That's a Texas tux
>>72082627
Canada is basically a country of rednecks
>>72082751
I thought that was Alberta. Isn't BC and Ontario like our California and NY respectively?
>>72082530
Jackpot was a pretty fun, especially full contact Jackpot with the dead ones
>>72073990
Times are hard for canadians.
After their dollar crashed, nobody wants to trade with them and their businesses might as well be all run by women since they're worth 70% of ours.
>>72082530
Jackpot, manhunt and capture-the-flag were the big 3 when I was in school
>>72082803
Nah it's pretty much just Torcuckto and Cuckouver
My aunt lives in a mid sized city in Ontario, about a 100 thousand people and I saw confederate flags flying outside people's houses, I'm sure the rural areas are even more redneck
>>72082530
hmm, nope can't we ever did.
We came up with a bunch of really dumb games though, in winter especially you can get away with so much shit lol.
Good times.
>>72082803
One hour outside of Toronto I've seen Confederate flags in windows before Canada can be weird mate
>>72075113
Looks like a douche
>>72082803
Moved from Alberta here,
Alberta is... Weird... We have a really high sense of pride in our state (lets be honest that's basically what it is) because it's really the only province that gives into the system rather than takes from it.
That on top of the highest standards of living and household income in Canada let alone in the top for all of N.A, people act pretty rowdy.
Alberta directly outside any major city (Calgary, Edmonton, and Red deer) is super redneck, and mostly farmers unless you get into the rockies side of Alberta.
>>72083579
You just reminded me why I love my province.
We're a different breed.
>>72083394
>go to Caledonia see First Nations/Mohawk/Canadian and Confederate flags all within a couple kilometers
>Smoke shop flags dominate the landscape though
Watching the smoke rise from the burning tires a couple years while fishing was cool
>>72078463
I was looking at some videos of his goofy commercials… the comments were all anti-Semitic rants!
Cash man doesn't give a shit.
I actually went in to sell a watch one time… saw the man conducting business on the phone while I was there.
He is actually no joke… he is a smart motherfucker.
>>72083014
>>72083230
Southern Ontario is one of the most conservative regions in the entire country in terms of population, but it's weird because Toronto, Waterloo and London are (in most cases) liberal fortresses, which gives people the idea that southern Ontario is all liberal.
I grew up in a small southern Ontario town that has never once in my lifetime voted liberal/NDP in any election, federal or provincial.
Wanna go out for a rip?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M
>>72084097
Even in Toronto there's a lot of conservative areas, the Toronto Star is always complaining about the conservative suburbs and how amalgamation was a mistake.
>>72084097
That's just like American states that have liberal strongholds (Chicago vs Illinois, Coastal California as opposed to the Inland Empire, Portland vs Oregon, NYC and Upstate New York).
>>72075113
>>72077033
>device designed to cut corners on a plastic bag
literally retarded
It doesn't even double as bottle opener
>>72084350
It costs like one dollar, it just sticks to your fridge with a magnet
>>72084350
Our beer has twist caps plus most people use scissors
>>72077146
>>72079615
Looks like agent venom
>>72083579
Alberta is based. Not a thing weird about it at all. It's what every province should strive to be. Especially you, Quebec, you socialist fucks.
this is a Canadian disable athlete. Because of him, every highschooler in Canada had to run a long ass road just to honor this guy
>>72084465
There is no point owning a stupid gimmick when knifes and scissors exist.
p.s. i'm mad, yes.
>>72084805
>highschooler
the Terry Fox run started in kindergarten for me, bud.
>>72084805
Terry Fox day in school was the fucking best, half the day you're just running around outside
>>72084845
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgFeVlw2Ywg
>>72084845
A loonie isn't even enough for the bus here
>>72084805
>his school didn't have a track
>>72084805
Terry Fox was pretty based desu senpai.
>>72084805
>has no leg
>runs over 1000 kilometers
He deserves to be remembered for that shit
>>72073990
Jean jackets are fucking weird
>>72085183
jean jackets are /fa/ as fuck
>>72084805
My school always had awesome terry fox days. We'd just watch his documentaries, get free food and bbq and shit, and the jog was only like a 30min little run anyway.
>>72074675
>2016
>not exclusively drinking at least a liter of homo milk a day for them gainz
>>72074534
on the real though that Sirloin Uncle is legit
ONLY calgary kids will get this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhXIVMDmvMw
>>72084805
Terry Fox Day is fucking awesome
Literally the whole day you just run around outside with all your classmates, no classes. just running.
where my #ttc niggas at?
>>72085876
GOHMAD
>>72086077
These trains felt like Auschwitz in the summer
>>72086169
>canadians have posters of their waifus in trains
jelly
>>72085979
what the fuck is this shit
>>72077152
>reusing food packaging
Canadians are gay and poor
>>72086225
And this is on our bus
>greatest album cover ever created in Canada
>>72086169
>rush hour on ttc
I've seen people legit almost get their bags/purses stuck in the door rushing to get on
>>72086225
sure we do, but keep in mind we also have LGBT rights propaganda and pictures of Biebz and Drake everywhere
![suga[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QNKHnit.jpg "suga[1].jpg")
Ok faggots
ultimate "teenager in the early 2000s" material right here
>>72086384
don't worry
america has that and more
we're already on transgender bullshit
>>72086370
it make sense now, they want to kill all the white people so they can be white.
>>72086458
I actually liked her voice
>>72086458
every single young boy of our generation has masturbated at least once to the thought of Sugar calling their name in that trademark high pitched voice.
>>72075479
Where'd you learn that word, DRUG SCHOOL?
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xdTdLFe.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>72086458
>just cuck my shit up
>>72074534
A&W is American
>>72078162
They still have these kinds of commercials, right? This commercial is the exact reason why I started to question the Holocaust and 9/11 when I was a kid.
>>72086832
A & W Canada is separate from yours, same with our wonder bread
>>72086458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fUCqIxHd1Y
you fucking homos need to grow up, those times are over.
>>72087636
I don't come to your mosque and shit talk you Mehdi so don't shit talk my NEET way of life
>>72087636
fuck off, buddy
>>72080270
No, he was going to gay bubble parties in Miami at the time. Besides, Cruz is the Canadian, not Rubio.
Sure as god's got sandals, there's still good stuff coming out Canada.
And we have All Dressed chips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KLSbCtinXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeWHA2661AA
>>72089304
>black guys in Canada
god they are always so fucking soft...
>>72075796
>Robert Munsch
That nostalgia felt good
>>72086832
your A&Ws are legit trash
>>72075113
so like how does this work
do you just snip one of the corners off and rush to a jug or a bucket with the milk just pouring all over the floor and on your feet? that must get annoying after awhile, why even bother?
>>72091286
you put it in a jug first
some of the more "old school" snippers cut the front and back corners for premium airflow bit it's not necessary
>>72074664
>these blast points...too accurate for Sand People
http://youtu.be/5AuLkMBAFZg
>DONT PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH
>DONT STUFF IT IN YOUR FACE
>THOUGH IT MIGHT LOOK GOOD TO EAT
>AND IT MIGHT LOOK GOOD TO TASTE
YOU MIGHT GET SICK.... YUCK
jokes on you I'm sick af and this ad is why I suck cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZgmYN2IkTE
>How many times can we float around the moon????????????
He has a point senpai
>>72075961
>>72073990
I can't believe there's no reference to SCTV! What kind of retro Canuck thread is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNRlcjz3acU
>>72078116
The West will always hate that family.
Boy do I love Canada!
>>72091675
Wouldn't the same knife work for any corner?
>>72080182
The uploader has not made this available in your country.
>>72077792
>Canadian Maddox
>>72073990
He looks pretty damn snazzy to me. I'm not gay but I'd let him fuck my daughter.
>>72091675
why don't you just cut out the middleman and sell it in a jug
what the fuck is wrong with canada
>>72093992
The government forced the switch after our agriculture minister had a milk jug thrown at him in 1976. It was considered the worst terror attack on Canadian soil until 2012.
>>72073990
>want the durability and comfort of jeans, but in jacket form
>this is somehow bad
>>72079539
>tfw you've never had ice to keep your stick on
>>72094462
Did you miss how he's standing on a red carpet and camera flashes going off?
>mfw this thread
greatest thread in a long time
>>72074664
>Some of you were alright. Don't come to the recording studio tomorrow.
