why is no one talking about this?
>On April 26th, over 15 million Americans are at risk of violent weather. Dallas, Oklahoma City, and Kansas City will all experience EF5 tornados which will stay on the ground for over an hour.
>Early indications suggest that the loss of life will be high, the Dallas metro area could see over 3 million causalities.
>>72055142
Because weather happens all the fucking time an no one gives a shit
>>72055191
retard.
>>72055142
some sources for curiosity?
>>72055142
Because its in the middle of tornado season?
And you had better cough up a legit source to that overblown "3 million causalities" claim.
>>72055358
>live in tornado valley
>get tornadoes
It's called that for a reason
>>72055142
Texan here, we don't care.
>>72055142
Every dead american is a gods blessing.
>tornado
>3 million dead
These fucking things make the national news when 30 people die. 3million is a bit of a stretch
>>72055442
It's actually not called that. It's tornado alley.
Looks like we're going to have to sacrifice more virgins to appease the storm god this year.
>>72055142
If you rotate that image 90 degrees counter clockwise the shaded in area looks like a nose.
You know who has large noses?
Jews.
The Jews are behind this!
>>72055509
trolled ;)
There's literally nothing happening
https://tvnweather.com/live
>>72055509
BTFO
T
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>>72055493
if every single person in the area made an effort to stay directly in the path of the tornadoes, that would be a reasonable number
>>72055142
>tfw in the orange area
goodbye lads
SIGNIFICANT SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS WILL BE POSSIBLE ACROSS PARTS OF
THE SOUTHERN AND CENTRAL GREAT PLAINS TUESDAY AFTERNOON INTO THE
NIGHTTIME HOURS. TORNADOES...SOME STRONG...WILL BE POSSIBLE...IN
ADDITION TO VERY LARGE HAIL AND DAMAGING WINDS. ADDITIONAL ISOLATED
STRONG STORMS ARE POSSIBLE ACROSS PARTS OF THE OHIO VALLEY TO THE
MIDDLE ATLANTIC COAST REGION.
>>72055142
Because it's sadly not going to happen.
DEEP UPPER TROUGH CURRENTLY EXTENDING FROM THE PACIFIC NW INTO THE
WRN GREAT BASIN WILL CONTINUE EWD THROUGH THE GREAT BASIN TODAY
BEFORE CONTINUING THROUGH THE FOUR CORNERS AND INTO THE CNTRL PLAINS
ON TUESDAY. SHORTWAVE TROUGH CURRENTLY ROUNDING THE BASE OF THE
UPPER TROUGH WILL EJECT NEWD INTO THE CNTRL HIGH PLAINS
TONIGHT...LEADING TO SURFACE CYCLOGENESIS THIS AFTERNOON AND EVENING
ACROSS THE HIGH PLAINS. ASSOCIATED STRONG NLY LOW-LEVEL FLOW IS
EXPECTED TO PERSIST OVERNIGHT...CONTINUING THE POLEWARD TRANSPORT OF
LOW-LEVEL MOISTURE OVERNIGHT AND INTO TUESDAY. SECOND SHORTWAVE
TROUGH NOW MOVING THROUGH NRN CA WILL FOLLOW A PATH SIMILAR /BUT
SLIGHTLY MORE SLY/ TO THE LEAD SHORTWAVE...MOVING THROUGH THE
SRN/CNTRL HIGH PLAINS TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
SURFACE CYCLOGENESIS RELATED TO THIS SECOND SHORTWAVE TROUGH IS
EXPECTED TO RESULT IN A SURFACE LOW ACROSS THE CNTRL HIGH PLAINS BY
EARLY TUESDAY AFTERNOON. SOME UNCERTAINTY EXISTS ON THE EXACT
LOCATION OF THIS LOW BUT CURRENT THINKING IS THAT AT 18Z IT WILL BE
CENTERED OVER NE CO WITH A DRYLINE ARCING FROM THE LOW EWD TO CLOSE
TO HYS AND THEN SWD TO SPS AND A WARM FRONT EXTENDING EWD FROM THE
LOW N OF THE KS/NEB THROUGH CNTRL IL.
PROGRESSION OF THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED SHORTWAVE TROUGHS AND THE
SURFACE FEATURES WILL LIKELY RESULT IN TWO SEPARATE AREAS OF
NUMEROUS TSTM WITH THE POTENTIAL FOR A RELATIVE MIN IN COVERAGE /BUT
NOT INTENSITY/ IN BETWEEN /DISCUSSED IN MORE DETAIL BELOW/.
THERMODYNAMIC ENVIRONMENT AHEAD OF THE DRYLINE OVER THE CNTRL PLAINS
WILL LIKELY BE CHARACTERIZED BY TEMPERATURES IN THE UPPER 70S/LOW
80S...DEWPOINTS IN THE MID 60S...MID-LEVEL LAPSE RATES GREATER THAN
8 DEG C PER KM...AND VERY STRONG INSTABILITY /MLCAPE OVER 3000 J PER
KG/. AS SUCH...THE THERMODYNAMIC ENVIRONMENT WILL BE MORE THAN
SUPPORTIVE FOR SEVERE TSTMS. THE KINEMATIC ENVIRONMENT IS EXPECTED
TO BE CHARACTERIZED BY 0-6 KM BULK SHEAR AROUND 40-50 KT. STRENGTH
OF THE LOW-LEVEL FLOW WILL NOT BE PARTICULARLY STRONG WITH SURFACE
WIND SPEEDS GENERALLY ANTICIPATED TO BE AROUND 15-20 KT...WITH
SLIGHTLY STRONGER 850 MB WINDS. THE STRENGTH OF THE LOW-LEVEL WINDS
IS THE PRIMARY FACTOR ANTICIPATED TO LIMIT HIGHER-END SEVERE
POTENTIAL -- I.E. NUMEROUS LONG-TRACK TORNADOES -- PRECLUDING THE
NEED FOR AN UPGRADE TO HIGH RISK WITH THIS FORECAST. THAT BEING
SAID...NUMEROUS SEVERE TSTMS ARE STILL ANTICIPATED WITH ALL SEVERE
THREATS POSSIBLE...INCLUDING VERY LARGE HAIL AND A STRONG TORNADO OR
TWO.
SOME THREAT EXISTS FOR A CONVECTIVE CLUSTER TO DEVELOP ALONG AND
NORTH OF THE WARM FRONT DURING THE AFTERNOON AND EVENING AND THEN
TRACK EWD/SEWD ALONG THE WARM FRONT TOWARDS THE LWR MO RIVER VALLEY
OVERNIGHT. MARGINAL RISK WAS EXPANDED EWD TO ACCOUNT FOR THIS
SCENARIO.
>>72055833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbsq68J7xiI
Is this you?
>>72055142
>tfw my state is immune to natural disasters
So safe & secure, but boring.
>risk of potential tornados in regions where 15 million people live
>/pol/ says 3 million confirmed dead tomorrow.
Never change, /pol/
>>72055142
They are kinda talking about it:
https://weather.com/storms/tornado/news/severe-weather-forecast-outbreak-tornadoes-april-24-30-2016
I live in Tulsa, Oklahoma and if there's a literal shitstorm about to happen, it's impossible to NOT hear about it. The weathermen get stiffies at the mere mention of tornadoes.
DFW going to get hit.
>>72055142
Fuck yes thank God, it was starting to get hot in Texas
Was in the storm around the kansas are nothing really out of the ordinary for a spring storm.
There ya go, meh low-level flow, and relatively messy wind-fields contributing to no high-risk type threat, but still the threat of significant severe weather. That could change tomorrow however.
>>72056099
i live in an apartment in mansfield. will i get fucked?
OY VEY ITS ANUDDA SHOAH
>>72056099
Check em. DFW going down. Kek demands it.
Not understanding the argument about low-level winds being meager by the SPC, both the NAM and GFS show a strengthening 35-45 knot LLJ at 00Z, and both models show 25-35 knots at 925MB, which isn't too bad either. Main question to me is how far backed are both at 00Z across the dryline.
>>72056169
Yes
>>72056387
Really? Every time shit hits the fan every year Mansfield is fine. Why this time?
>tfw Dallas county
>>72056001
Mexico is a natural disaster bro
>>72055142
good
hoping it kills a shitload of neocohens, evangelicals, and TrueConservatives™
Because this type of weather happens at this time of the year every year.
>shit parts of the country in danger
Who, of consequence, gives a fuck?
>>72055142
Because this happens literally every fucking year.
It's the USA, we have storms and shit, sometimes a tornado destroys stuff.
Yes if you watch the History Channel there are probably mockumentaries about how some giant city will get hit with an F5 tornado and kill a few million people. Maybe it happens, maybe not, we can't do a fucking thing about it so why worry?
Fuckin' calm down dude.
>>72056446
It has to happen eventually. That is how Tornado Alley works. Everywhere in the alley will get a tornado.
ban tornado
create safe space for american
>>72056649
how is Indonesia anon.
>>72056649
Oklahoman here
We need tornadoes to keep the trailer trash from becoming too populated, it is an integral part of our culture
>>72056618
We actually did get one in 2006 but it wasn't that destructive. The only other time i saw a tornado after that was in 2011 while i was in Arlington.
>>72055509
Oh fuck, he got you good! Fucking newfag, everyone!
>>72056877
also meant to say 2012 not 2011
>>72056649
It's called florida
>>72055142
>3 million causalities.
>>72056877
Checked. You're definitely getting a tornado.
>>72056099
DFW here, I'm going to be downtown near Victory Station and the prison tomorrow night and have never been downtown during a tornado. I assume the area doesn't get hit very hard?
I hope we get an e5 desu lads
>>72055142
I thought it was 6 million dead.
>>72056511
Texas is the greatest place on earth, place delete this post.
>>72057040
Enjoy Oz. That's how you get there.
The April 27, 2011 outbreak dropped 363 tornadoes and killed 324 people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4nHLSN4J0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ohIVzIZLuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5PCKVxGSZU
>>72055142
>3 million casualties
yea fucking right
>>72055142
>Early indications suggest that the loss of life will be high, the Dallas metro area could see over 3 million causalities.
you are a fucking retard
>>72055509
Don't know why everyone is acting so retarded to this post; Its not a fucking valley you cunts
>>72055142
> 3 million casualties
>>72057271
:DDD Hottest year on record
>>72057128
OH VEY
>Early indications suggest that the loss of life will be high, the Dallas metro area could see over 3 million causalities.
how does that make him a retard? That's saying early deaths total 15 million dumbass.
>>72055142
Anthropogenic Violent Weather, buddy. Don't be a skept . . . er . . . denier.
>>72055142
>muh 3 million casualties
Stopped reading there.
TORNADO ALLEY, HAH MORE LIKE GAY ALLEY!!!
>>72055142
>predictable tornados
Lel
Nuke like damage. DFW direct hit
AlabamaFag here. Survivor of April 27th. Been studying, seems like only a 60-maybe 70% chance of a tornado. I'd be stretching it out at 60.
Dr greggo forbes-o says moderate chance. He works for weather chnl
>>72055142
Safe Again!
The Hackleburg/Phil Campbell tornado was on the ground for 138 miles and killed over 70 people despite hitting mainly rural areas. The EF5 damage swath was over a quarter of a mile wide and lasted continuously for 65-70 miles. It truly was the "finger of God". One of the most powerful tornadoes ever recorded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QqPOMB35Xc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLDR-mfO5Ms
look how fast it's on him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcst_GGOqfM
imagine looking out your window and seeing THIS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSYfrIu19m8
"oh shit!"
>>72057997
>dodge tornado
>get shot
>>72057997
the fuck is that grey thing ontop of Arizona?
>>72057427
don't be a bad goy, tornado alley denier
>On April 26th, over 15 million Americans are at risk of violent weather. Dallas, Oklahoma City, and Kansas City will all experience EF5 tornados which will stay on the ground for over an hour.
Kansas here, it's called Spring m8
