>mfw someone tries to say that climate change is real near me
What other things make you bust a gut laughing /pol/?
>>72051741
who is she?
>>72051741
Well the glaciers here are ponds now and Kathmandu is nearly 40° nowadays. I can definitely see/feel climate change.
It is real.
Why the witch (pic related) though?
>>72051741
Eva green is so fucking hot.
I laugh everytime.
>>72051916
Eva green, mayne
>>72051741
>this thread
>>72051741
>>72051916
>>72052100
Kike lovers gtfo
>>72051946
R A R E
A
R
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Anyway gender wage gap in general makes for pretty good bantz
Post more Eva.
>>72051946
>>72052065
The whole point of it being bullshit is that they're defending something with which nobody could disagree. The climate changes. Who has ever believed that the climate is static? Nobody. It's retarded and when people say "climate change" what they mean is "climate heating", but they don't say that because they're useful idiots repeated buzzword phrases that they learned from their masters back to everyone else.
Threads like this tbqh.
The contrarian spirit of /pol/, never die.
>>72052270
it's called global warming shitlord
accept your guilt, you FUCKING
WHITE
MALE
>>72052283
The most I ever saw /pol/ being contrarian was when somebody tried to convince everyone that Darwn's theory of evolution was actually non-scientific bullshit invented by Jews in order to degrade people and make them think they were monkeys.
>>72052376
Everyone who says climate change should be punched in the face. Every time they say it instead of "climate heating" they are being dishonest.
>>72052283
>not believing in fairy tales is contrarian
/pol/ only accepts facts
>>72052468
well to be fair, i think evolution is what happens, but i think that it's driven by intention of the life itself, and that life is a inextricable element of reality. consciousness is primal toward existence; matter becomes aware over time.
i also think god is bacteria.
>>72052481
>>72051916
Eva Green, she has sex scenes
>>72051741
it is real. though the reason for it being human interference or natural occurrence is still debatable.
>>72052664
It's okay Britcuck. If I lived in your country, I wouldn't want to hear the truth either.
>>72051946
What's the refugee situation like there senpai? You lot plan on heading to Europe this summer?
>>72051741
Climate change is definitely real, what the Libs won't admit is it's too late to stop it, the Earth is going to slowly become uninhabitable for us, and there's nothing we can do at this point. So live it up and burn as much gas as you want.
>>72051741
Climate change will stop on its own when the atmosphere burns away at the end of Earth's habitable life. There is fuck all we can do to modify it in the meantime.
>>72052481
you're right. religion is real. all religions are real. every single one of them. every sect. every practice and belief is tolerated.
>>72051741
When someone says race is a social construct.
>>72053095
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>72051741
'Muh superior race' cretins amuse the heck out of me, personally.
>>72052626
time cube?
>>72053533
who claims their race is superior tho
are you talking about jews who refer to themselves as 'the chosen people' AKA superior to the goyim
>>72052904
You saying that is like me saying white males have privilege.
Global warming as an issue is irrelevant. It doesn't take a PhD to know that exhaust released on an industrialised scale is generally bad and would be replaced anyways. Doubling down on coal and oil are grasping at straws for the last remnants of the Rust Belt.
Also finite resources, etc.
>>72053840
nah. i just figure things out for myself.
i think that life came from crystals, and that plants came first, as plants are obviously 'crystalline structures composed of smaller crystals'.
>>72054063
I am referring to anyone that thinks that the human race today contains separate races (it doesn't) and further that theirs is superior (obviously also wrong) regardless of which race they imagine themselves to belong to.
>>72054293
>finite resources
Do you see how much implied and ambiguous meaning there is contained packed within the phrase "climate change" that I talk about the climate and you start talking about hydrocarbon reserves and how we should cut down, it's like a trigger phrase where the entire progressive agenda is tightly packed inside it
>>72055153
>I am referring to anyone that thinks that the human race today contains separate races (it doesn't)
Maybe you can tell these scientists:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1196372/
Who can discern race with 99.86% accuracy by analysing genetic microsatellite markers, that their study is in fact wrong and that they're evil and that race really doesn't exist? Seriously how do you believe they are doing what they're doing if race don't real? What doublethink do you employ to get around the fact that you actively don't want race to exist, so you simply pretend it's not real?
>further that theirs is superior (obviously also wrong) regardless of which race they imagine themselves to belong to.
So if somebody claims that West Africans are superior at sprinting because their genotype encodes for ACTN3 X/X, something which is objectively verifiable (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2668151/) then you find that amusing and wrong?
>>72052270
Because the right demonizes the existence of global warming by throwing snowballs in Congress.
So they have to change the name to something else so the simpletons stop having a strong opinion about things they know nothing of.
>>72055773
That paper doesn't say anything like what you want it to say. It's clear you didn't understand a word of it.
>>72056449
>We have analyzed genetic data for 326 microsatellite markers that were typed uniformly in a large multiethnic population-based sample of individuals as part of a study of the genetics of hypertension (Family Blood Pressure Program). Subjects identified themselves as belonging to one of four major racial/ethnic groups (white, African American, East Asian, and Hispanic) and were recruited from 15 different geographic locales within the United States and Taiwan. Genetic cluster analysis of the microsatellite markers produced four major clusters, which showed near-perfect correspondence with the four self-reported race/ethnicity categories. Of 3,636 subjects of varying race/ethnicity, only 5 (0.14%) showed genetic cluster membership different from their self-identified race/ethnicity.
- Analyse genetic data.
- Compare genetic data against self reported race/ethnicity.
- Discover all subjects who self report specific race can be found to correspond to one of four major genetic clusters with an error of only 0.14%
What is wrong here? If race did not exist as you claim, they would not be able to find any genetic cluster to group these ethnicities into. They can. Ergo, you are wrong. Perhaps you think they are lying?
>>72056427
It's so Orwellian though. Climate Change can technically include the idea of the climate getting cooler. But if you argue the Earth is getting cooler, they will say you are 'a climate change denier'. It makes no sense.
>>72051741
>Earth is a globe
Gets me every time
>Nuclear weapons
Classic.
>>72051741
fine product of a public edumaction system
yes, the climate has been like this since the sun formed, it never changes
imbecile.
>>72057366
>spherecucks actually convinced the world the Earth conforms to some insane non-Euclidean monstrosity/elliptical model rather than a God given continuous plane
it's pretty amazing when you think about it
>>72051741
That Islam is a religion of peace and love.
>>72057366
yeah like with me when people say comic heroes arent real, so aggravating
the earth can easily be a disc, despite all that conspiracy about physics not allowing material strengths to maintain such a form in rigidity, nor that any such mass that would produce such gravity would not be a non-globe for long
after all all of science is a conspiracy anywa, amirite?
>>72057692
yes, republican catholic jesus said so
>>72051741
people think they don't live in slavery
>>72057601
the climate has literally never changed in the history of the planet and there is not a single atom of evidence proving otherwise.
>>72057899
God isn't real, christcuck faggot. Go and read your bible you stupid nascar loving simpleton.
>>72058043
Everybody does not live as a slave.
>>72051946
WHAT IS THIS FLAG
>>72058266
*whooooosh*
*points and laughs*
ur not the brightest are ya
>>72051916
My jewfu
>>72058266
p.s.
>
the climate has literally never changed in the history of the planet and there is not a single atom of evidence proving otherwise
yes, as i said, the earth went from a molten blob at formation then suddenly in the blink of an eye, blue skies with bright beaches and lush forests
>>72058509
Nepal
>>72058853
what blows my mind is these climate change denying faggots who literally think that the climate has never changed actually believe everything is static
can you BELIEVE these guys?!?!
if P then Q
where P is the climate changing and Q is eco-windmill dildo farms and mass crippling taxation and regulations which are necessary in order to bring us to the new dawn.
>>72058807
You ever seen Perfect Sense m8? She is so qt it hurts...
>>72051741
Climate change is real you idiot.
Question is if we have influence.
>>72059057
sober up there bud
and then all the conspiracy agendas (that happen to only be held exclusively by those who disagree with you) will evaporate
>>72059826
I suppose you think there is some giant wild conspiracy in the West in order to keep Democracy in place too, don't you?
>>72059807
thats only a question to the uneducated and immature, on par with "undecided" voters
>mankind "produced" these gases
>therefore they might ignore the laws of physcis while in the atmospere
>>72052270
>they're useful idiots repeated buzzword phrases that they learned from their masters back to everyone else.
I'm enjoying the irony of this
Threads like this are the reason you guys don't have an empire anymore. That and diverse corporate shithole that is london.
>>72059896
sure, if you want
(??????)
when i took a dump this morning, sure as hell it turned out to be a conspiracy of some sort
>>72052270
>i've decided i know enough to speak equally to experts
>therefore, because i conclude differently, they are wrong
>after all, science is subjective and the laws of physics cater to the egos of the observer
>>72059523
>tfw she will never call you a filthy goy
feels bad man
>>72051741
White genocide makes me kek my sides off.
>>72058853
Just like baby Jesus said
Ayyyyyyy
>>72060303
now youre catching on
>>72060052
what are you talking about man
the reason the empire was killed was for the same reason that people now have a giant boner for climate change: they are self hating emiserating masochists who believe the work of man is evil and must give way to nature (in the form of the brown horde)
>>72060055
ah. you admit you are a conspiracy theorist then. how delightful.
>>72060157
http://www.nature.com/nclimate/journal/v6/n3/full/nclimate2938.html
http://www.mdpi.com/2225-1154/1/1/4
http://www.nature.com/nclimate/journal/v3/n9/full/nclimate1972.html
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/research/news/recent-pause-in-warming
http://www.columbia.edu/~jeh1/mailings/2013/20130115_Temperature2012.pdf
http://science.sciencemag.org/content/347/6225/988
http://www.nature.com/news/climate-change-the-case-of-the-missing-heat-1.14525
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/2013EF000165/abstract
there is enough data out there to invalidate the claims of mass warming projected to continue. i see no reason i should abase myself with these wild and fantastical claims.
>>72051741
>mfw some nonentity pismire /pol/tard "thinks" (kek) they know anything about anything that concerns climate science... or any science, for that matter
>>72059807
>>72059807
>thinks artificially controlling C02 emissions won't effect the climate
The average iq of /pol/ is much lower than i thought
>>72060443
>everybody calls it Global Warming
>something happens
>now it's called Climate Change
What do you think that something was, friendo?
>>72059980
I've been studying climate change for 20 years lad.
I wrote a thesis on it.
We do nothing to change the climate.
The 20th century was a relatively stable era in the grand scale of things. We shouldn't however assume that's how the planet should be.
>>72051741
Climate change is real, it is natural and has happened for a longer time.
The question is: is global warming real.
>>72060663
And my dad works at Nintendo.
>>72060936
Today if the Thames froze over People would believe a new ice age was imminent.
No.
>>72060663
literally retarded.
Over the past 50 years, the average global temperature has increased at the fastest rate ever.
>>72060663
Link to this thesis?
>>72060449
We're responsible for 6% more co2 in the atmosphere. Plant decay and volcanic eruptions the rest. That has happened long before we came on the scene.
Creating a false enemy to control minds is a very old concept.
>>72062077
No fuck you haha
>>72062171
>We're responsible for 6% more co2 in the atmosphere
And over a miniscule period of time. Really really arrogant to thing we've made any impact.
>>72051741
Climate change is real, and there's nothing that can be done to stop it. Did the Ice age and mini Ice ages happe because Dinosaurs were drilling for Oil? No and for that reason libtards are stupid. Besides, if drilling for oil did accelerate climate change, one nation out of the whole world stopping would do next nothing to halt the changes in climate. The only thing libtards are protecting the environment from is jobs.
>>72062405
think*
>>72052203
Low test
>>72051946
>glaciers
Nigger, you're subtropical. How the fuck did you ever have glaciers?
>>72056449
>get completely rekt
>resort to one liner and run away
wow I didn't know there were hardcore leftists browsing /pol/
>>72063254
What are the Himalayas?
>>72063328
he was probably underage or at least not battle tested in the domain of race-posting like so many of us on /pol/
>>72061165
>Over the past 50 years, the average global temperature TAMPERING has increased at the fastest rate ever.
ftfy pic related.
>>72061165
>Over the past 50 years, the average global temperature has increased at the fastest rate ever.
Look at them temperatures going up.
climate change is demonstrably true, the only question is whether humans are causing it or not
>>72066275
Why does your graph only start in 1998?
>>72066522
Here's one that starts a lot earlier.
>>72066275
>implying the current el nino hasn't atleast risen the temp to the level of 1998
I'm not a global warming alarmist, but come on.
>>72066682
Hey look I've got graphs too.
>>72067306
>>72067407
>>72067283
> El Nino weather
> Climate
>>72067659
Ah yes, the magic of data tampering.
>>72066186
Comparison gif related.
>>72067407
>>72067306
>>72067659
What would you do without massive data tampering?
http://dels.nas.edu/resources/static-assets/exec-office-other/climate-change-full.pdf
>>72051741
Wow so the climate doesnt change at all? Amazing.
>>72068350
>>72067407
>>72067306
>>72067659
> What would you do without massive data tampering?
Oh, you'd get something like this.
https://ia801806.us.archive.org/7/items/understandingcli00unit/understandingcli00unit.pdf
>>72051916
Jewess Eva Green.
Do Not Let Her Seduce You. She Wants To Steal Your White Seed.
>>72067407
Looks like the Medieval Warming Period and the present are essentially the same.
> nb4 we can measure global temperature to hundredths of a degree!
> we can measure global temperature 900 years ago to hundredths of a degree.
NO YOU CAN'T. Especially when 2/3 of the world is ocean which has precious few thermometers. Not to mention half of the globe's land.
>>72052215
NEW
E
W
Are we meant to be in an apocalyptic ice age or apocalyptic heat wave right now?
I'm pretty sure they said we were all going to be killed in a new man made Ice Age by this stage. Then again, they change their mind about this shit so often that it's even less plausible than Y2K.
>>72055153
JIDF pls go
>>72051916
>doesn't know who Eva Green is
The fuck m8?
>>72069153
Milkankovitch cycles have us drifting away from the Sun in space causing a cooling effect, but they claim it's gonna be cancelled out by the super mega CO2 fireball of death that is gonna cook the oceans and melt the Earth's surface unless you stop using electricity right this second goyim
>>72068848
>She Wants To Steal Your White Seed.
oh jes-jesus christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR8ifPMPLFI
>>72069286
Don't scare the lad, Jesus.
>>72069348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JmhK6MHS40
>>72069712
the Earth's crust is going to melt into a river of lava tomorrow unless we whip our backs as penance for our crimes against Gaia!
>>72069937
Brontosaurus' lads couldn't stop farting and nothing happened for millennia.
We'll be fine.. For now.
>>72070160
All we should be concerned with is if Jupiter decides to fuck off on holiday.
Climate change is absolutely real it's just not as extreme and horrible as liberals try to make it out to be.
They use a convenient fact and blow it out of proportion in order to fund their political agendas.
/pol/ does it too, like for example with blacks.
I know nobody here wants to hear this but not all blacks are savage niggers. A lot of them are, and I've also heard a great number of black people point this out.
There is a prominent voice in the black community that shows as much intelligence as the bright young minds here. They know that other blacks are their worst enemy, they know they'll have to work twice as hard to get half as far, and they know most nigger bullshit is bullshit.
People around here always go for the extreme though and propose that all of the faults of a black man are genetic and that every single one behaves a nigger. This isn't true, I don't believe.
Genetics do cripple some races, but I think culture and society sways them the most. A tree with weak roots can still stand, but a strong storm could knock it down quicker than one with strong roots.
The same can be said for climate change, it's a natural occurrence and cycle. Most faggots want you to believe it's the end of the world as produced by man but we contribute almost nothing to it and we can do almost nothing to stop it, nor should we. Even if it does colossal damage to society we should let it run naturally. Forcing or stopping the cycles of nature is how you unweave the tapestry of mankind.
>>72052203
homo
>>72070498
Always do tl;dr lad
Change is inevitable, I think your point is.
>>72070819
My point is that everything I posted makes me laugh.
>>72070863
Posting here makes me chuckle.
>>72063254
american "geographers"
>>72059523
This is an incredible film.
>>72071279
Brazilian ''people''
>>72051741
The mindset of the left starts to make more sense if you keep in mind, one character. Don Quixote.
The underlying urge for all lefties for them individually to feel like they are a good person. Not just a not bad person, but a good person heroic in a sense.
Now normally this is done by doing good deeds, or great deeds for other people. But this is difficult to do because if all problems were easily solved most of those problems wouldn't exist in the first place.
To overcome this individual problem the distorted mind of the left undergoes a certain group psychosis where they either greatly exaggerate an existing problem or make it up out of whole cloth. And the way to solve that problem is always some foolish and simplistic like, "Voting for the right person", "Raising awareness" "Putting on slutty clothes and marching and screaming in a public area".
Now this wouldn't be that bad in and of itself aside from the fact that in order to have a great evil to overcome they need a great villain who is behind it. Currently this is Men, or White people, or Straight people, or just traditional values.
So they lash out ruthlessly and anyone or any group that they feel fits the bill of the great evil villain so that they themselves, all while lost in their own little phatasmagoria they are in fact heroes.
However at least with Don Quixote he mearly charged at windmills. Today's left does real damage to actual people and real, existing important institutions.
>Constantly change the definition
>It's real guys
>>72063254
>gets it wrong
>uses the word nigger too
Get back in highschool cletus
>>72072061
This is the next level and unfortunately most leftists never break out of this bubble.
Sometimes I dream of a world not smitten by this dynamic. Where good is done independently of the ego or the extension of the leftist's narcissism. I don't think that world will ever come though. Sometimes I think that their feelings of inferiority and lashing out in order to restore the balance of the world is an eternal and indelible stamp upon our DNA that we must carry with us as a burden until the very end of man.
Would you think less of me if I knocked up Eva and spawned a Jewlet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxJspvYxZes
Fuck
