Look at this fucking slob stuffing his face with food. Disgusting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IfnQeNon3M&ab_channel=EmilyMortimer
>>72045874
>tfw you gotta take the pizza deep
>>72047071
He's actually kind of charismatic when you forget he's trying to become your leader.
>>72047260
After seeing pic related, I became a #cruzmissile
>>72047071
He chews with his fucking mouth open.
Fuck Kasich.
Why the fuck do people crowd around and film someone that's eating?
>>72047071
>SUCK ON THAT FISH YOU BUM
You bastards
Why is he always stuffing his face? Not eating, but literally STUFFING his face.
Is he a former competitive eating champ? Does he think the food won't be there in 5 minutes?
He needs a quick primer on eating etiquette.
He eats pasta like a fucking chinese farm hand.
>>72047071
This is far less cringe-worthy than Cruz doing "impressions"
Just sayin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8
does trump have a tranny fetish?
>>72049518
your whole country is people stuffing their fat faces, you have a fast food culture
>>72047945
He was forced to eat it crust first for the commercial btw. It was about the crust.
>>72049518
BASED PORTILLO's!
>>72047071
>>72047462
>>72049518
He's coming from a poor background, no?
>>72049925
I used to eat there are lot when I worked in Lombard, but I didn't try to block my windpipe with a plug of food.
It's good food, but not worth dying for. I wonder how many times the Secret Service has had to perform the Heimlich on him...
>>72047965
This.
What the fuck is wrong with people? My mother taught me to chew with my mouth closed when I was a tiny kid. How the fuck do grown men not know how to eat like human beings?
>>72049983
son of a mailman
>>72047071
This video wasn't so bad. Where is the vid from your pic?
Golly gee I just love cups of corn on the cob
">NASTY"
>>72049925
Is the one at Chicago the original Portillo's?
I stayed in Chicago for a week and ended up visiting the place three times.
Everything was delicious.
>>72049745
better than a bad teeth culture
>>72047071
HAHAHAHAHA!!
They fucking edited it out!! Look at the video. Holy shit.
>>72049621
holy fuck lmao
>>72050356
Not surprising then. Some people raised poor keep the habit of eating fast and dirty
>What a fucking hog head
>>72050721
fuck
now I feel a little bad for making fun of him.
I know a guy who told me that I would have starved in his family, as there would be nothing left for me.
But Trumps bants were pretty funny, nonetheless.
DONT WATCH
Small bites, small bites.
capcha was food
kek
>>72050510
except that's a myth and we have better teeth than you do
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/dec/17/british-teeth-us-dentistry-oral-health
>>72047071
To be honest, look at how restaurants serve different candidates versus him
Trump doesn't eat in public. They give Cruz average amounts when he goes out. Sanders eats souls. Hilary almost never eats in public
But when the guy goes somewhere, they're all like "quick, Guy Fieri's coming"
burp
Well, he's definitely American.
>>72047071
>can you put my picture on the wall
What an attention whore
>>72047462
>pickles on a pizza
Fucking Americans I swear
>>72047260
TINY BITES
>>72053453
THAT'S NOT NORMAL
>>72049745
At least we can still celebrate ours.
>>72053453
pickles literally go with anything
>>72047071
Absolutely vile
>>72052068
>theguardian
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>>72047945
PRESIDENT
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>>72053453
look like sliced peppers to me.
