American-English is fucking retarded.
What's wrong with the Queens English?
Why did you faggots feel the need to change the spelling of words?
>>71994058
Queens English is pretty gay tbqh. Why would i want to call my friend a "mate"?
SMELLY
DUMB
ANGLO
SCUM
>tons of unnecessary "u"s
>er backwards
>aluminium
nah, m8, nah
Fuck, you can't even say words right and we're still fixing that problem
Lieutenant Colonel is half as fucked in American English.
>>71994184
"buddy" or "bud" is so much gayer.
I'm not talking about slang though.
I'm talking about regular words.. "mom" makes me rage
The u in colour is retarded and redundant. The word is perfectly pronounceable without it. Also, coming off a recent thread
>head boy
It's called a fucking valedictorian. You use appropriate language when referring to your best. 'Head boy' sounds like a goddamn porn term.
>>71994349
As opposed to mum or mother? What the fuck is wrong with your brain?
>>71994408
what the fuck is wrong with yours?
Why change a language that doesn't need to changed. fucking Americans
>>71994323
Are you saying that aluminum is the correct way of saying aluminium
>>71994284
>>71994184
>>71994323
>>71994058
>>71994349
>>71994373
>>71994408
pls be proxy samefagging
This was posted by a fucking Australian
Australians do not speak the Queen's English either
/thread
>>71994349
How is "buddy" gayer? A mate is a coitus partner.
>>71994524
>/thread on your own damn post
I don't care how right you are, kys.
>>71994058
>Why did you faggots feel the need to change the spelling of words?
People kept mispelling stuff so they changed the dictionary to accommodate them, instead of correcting the retards.
Just like "alot" will be added to the dictionary because people keep using it even though it's wrong.
>>71994058
I am irritated by how you say "Aluminium"
And you pronounce "Herb" like "Herb" not "'Erb" because it has a fucking H on it.
And it's "Zee" not "Zed" - What are you, French?
>>71994512
No, I'm saying aluminum is the correct way to spell aluminium.
Why would you say aluminium? It isn't even a word.
>>71994505
I realize this is a shitpost, but australians change the most shit in english, FAR MORE than any other country does.
Half the shit you cunts say doesn't make any sense to the rest of us and we're stuck trying to use the context to piece together wtf you meant.
>>71994728
Everybody except Amerifats understand what we're saying.
I'm talking about the spelling of words.
what words have Australians changed in the English language?
Because we do we want. You have a problem?
>>71994728
>I realize this is a shitpost, but australians change the most shit in english, FAR MORE than any other country does.
Um, no.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cajun_English
>>71994679
German -> aluminium
>>71994821
Who gives a fuck about spelling? You lot waste time adding excess "u's" everywhere, while Americans decucked the language.
>what words have Australians changed in the English language?
Tons of them, don't play stupid Bruce.
>>71994871
> FAR MORE than any other country does.
>country
>>71994679
It's the official name for it.
There was some faffle when the scientific community was coming up with a name for it and England made up it's own one.
>calling fuel "gas"
>mom
>color
>favorite
>calling a ute a "truck"
>>71994679
One of the first niggers to try and isolate aluminum called it aluminum. when he published his findings some other faggot decided it should be called aluminium because it sounded cooler.
>>71995073
>country
I'm confused, are you asserting that Cajun English isn't English from a country?
There isn't a unifying American dialect, it's all regional. Same goes for most languages in most countries.
>>71994058
They didnt change it. Languages evolve on their own when you have 2 groups of people geographically apart.
Some words drop letters necause of accent and eventually it get spreaded widely enough that the body that keeps the language in check allows for thenchange on the paper
ITT: Americans in denial of being autists
>>71995208
>it's literally called gasoline
>muh u
>muh u
>muh u
>what the fuck is aN ute?
A fucking ocean separated us you faggot, of course, we were going to spell words differently.
>>71995535
that's not a valid reason
>>71994058
Its a made-up language brought on by your low-tier public schooling system to falsify class in peasants, thus relating a pronounced, distant diction in garbage people, making it garbage.
>>71994058
Brits + derivatives: accept the gentle rationalization of spelling performed by Noah Webster. 'colour', 'metre', indeed. The effeminate French have gone - cast off their mental chains and rise, men of the Anglosphere!
>>71995476
How the hell are we the autists here since you're the one who got all pissy over a simple spelling change in a word?
>>71995570
How do you not realize that geographical isolation will change the way people speak languages? Grow the fuck up.
>>71995680
spelling changes that weren't needed
Reminder that English is Germanic in origin. :))
English is a cobbled together version of several filtered languages from all over Europe. Stop trying to make a pissing contest out of it, brats.
>>71995769
>implying we didn't change them because the unnecessary u's and flipping of er's
>>71995769
>you dont need it
BAN ASSAULT SPELLING
>>71994058
It was the other way around. American colonists retained the speech of the common man due to being a continent away when British talking began to shift. At the time it became in vogue for the peasantry of Britain to mimic the stylized "high speech" used at court by the nobility, and this fad never jumped the Atlantic.
I refer to others as "boss" or "brother."
Is that bad?
>>71995816
This.
We're too concerned with spelling and grammar nowadays. Language evolves because of these "errors". You know how Shakespeare basically invented huge chunks of the English language? Thats precisely because the language at the time wasn't standardised.
While I do dislike misspellings and the like, I understand that they play a role in the evolution of language, just as the existence of different dialects does.
>>71996259
Eh, I refer to people as "chief" pretty often.
>>71994058
OI IT'S SEVEN BONG
>>71994349
> you say buddy
No we don't
> mom pisses me off
Ahzie ahzie ahzie oy oy vey
Kys faggot
>>71994058
>the Queens english
Get fucked aussie bitch, the queen can rot in hell for all I care. Fuck the monarchy
Isn't British English just a cucked form of the language? I remember someone saying the reason for all the extra "u" in words like labor and favor are because there was such admiration of the French at the time it was standardized that they tried to make it more like French by adding stuff like that.
>>71994058
the same reason we pronounce some words differently than you boot lickers.
so we know who is a dirty little fancy lad serving the queen and who is a red blooded american who would shoot the queen in the face for the glory of america
>>71994058
dour
flour
hour
scour
colour
>>71994058
Americucks are just too stupid to learn. They've had all this time to get it right and they still fail, obviously not just the dindus with low IQs
>>71996259
Man
Boss
Fella(s)
Dude
Guys
Bud, buddy, but usually only to kids
Those are my most common ones
tooty rooty point and shotty. Is a bit silly. basicly not sure about you guys slang. sorry thought you were english. :P
