I have found true memes, the Memetic warp is expanding, Kek is soon to be defeated by the Chaotic memes. Trump the false President will not win over the Memetic powers of Clinton, you have been warned.
>>71769725
Chaos blows dude, don't tell me they don't have spikey butt plugs in at all times.
>>71769725
The frog god is weak, only kept alive by the countless forced memes you filth force. The true Meme-lords require no forcing of their memes, as evidenced by how through history our Memetic wizards have triumphed over your filth.
>>71769725
>bullets
>somehow it's a flamethrower
explain this
>>71770080
MEMES FOR THE MEME LORD
DEATH TO THE FALSE FROG
>>71770015
Once you Kekites stop forcing your God's memes, your god will die off. Kek is weak, Kek is powerless.
>>71769725
kek is chaos you idiot
MEMES FOR THE MEME LORD
DEATH TO THE FALSE FROG
>>71770080
fuck off shill. kek is the one true god
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>71770122
It could just be a casing for the flammable liquids/powders inside. There is no way of knowing if it fires a projectile.
>>71770284
Kek is the false meme! Kek is the forced meme spread via 9gag.com! The false frog will perish under the Memetic energy of the Meme lords.
I vote for Malal
>>71770080
Meme spending:
Hillary
>1mil
Trump
>0
Ahead of schedule and under budget.
The False frog will fall! I scorn the false digits! Kek be damned! Praise the Meme lords! Singles get!
Praise Kek,
I hope you all may enjoy his blessing
>>71770327
it's a heavy bolter tho. it shoots like mini rockets dude
>>71770570
Kek's blessing is false! Kek is the lying forced meme!
>>71769725
>try to destroy Kek
>martyrize him
Kek shall rise again
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD CRUZ
DEATH TO THE FALSE PRESIDENT
>>71770284
What the thick-headed fools with their retarded effigy of the frog god fail to understand is that not only can they never defeat us, but they can not hide or flee or shield themselves from the triumph of Chaos. They are finite and we are unbound, undivided. They must not err, or they fall to party vans. All who fall join our cause. Every foolish /pol/ack who dares to open his eyes is a willing recruit. They strive merely to hold back our fury and might, and it consumes them. Thus you can see Chaos is inevitable. We lurk not only beyond their grasp and on their image boards; we lurk within the darkness of their souls, on the tip of their tongues, in their tortured dreams. We are them, but freed from the shackles of ignorance.
We are them, grown strong… evolved. We are them, but so much more!
From Mist came Chaos. From Chaos and Mist, came Night, Day, Darkness, and Ether.
MEMES FOR THE MEME LORD.
DEATH TO THE FALSE FROG.
>>71770122
That would be muzzle flash buckaroo!
>not fighting for the greater good of memes
fools
>>71770780
KEK WILL PERISH! AS WILL HIS FALSE-PRESIDENT! PRAISE CRUZ
welp
>>71770899
heresy! HERESY! I swear this affront to the Great Frog (most bountiful is he) will not go unpunished!
>>71771015
Like the great storm of the Titanomachia, the forces of the True Gods will descend upon the Frog God's minions. The stars will tremble at their passage and the mighty shitposters of the Australia will bring annihilation to a hundred boards. Know this, for these things will come to pass.
As the Kek-cuck worships his false god, my Memetic Lords grant me pleasures. As the Kek-cucks shun normies the Memetic Powers use them to their advantage. As the false president rants and lies, the True President rises, secure in the Memetic powers!
This thread is full of heretics, the kekrusade is coming, repent now.
>>71771155
>>71770899
WE HAVE SECURED DIGITS FOR OUR HOLY STRUGGLE AGAINST THE FALSE GOD! WE HAVE SUMMONED THE MEMETIC LORDS TO OUR THREAD!
>>71771194
none shall be spared on the Day of the Croak, mark my words infidel!
>>71771301
KEK WILL FALL! TRUMP WILL PERISH! MEMES UNDIVIDED WILL RISE! MEMES FOR THE MEME LORDS
Potato Thread.
>>71771065
Cast down the idols! Destroy the temples! Delete all Pepe's! Show these fools that they worship nothing more than a rotting, forgotten frog!
>>71769725
I will never doubt the God-Emperor
The Great Meme of Pestilence has marked me! The gifts of him sprout on my body!
>>71771529
And I will never doubt the Flase God-emperors fate, death at the hands of the Memetic Lords!
>>71770992
Tau are literally manlets
>>71769725
>>71770196
>>71770205
>>71770262
>>71770376
>>71770567
>>71770692
>>71770899
>>71771002
>>71771155
>>71771175
servants of Kucket the Serpent confirmed
do not fall for her illumination
Kek god of darkness will lead us through the shadows
Stay mad, weaklings.
>>71771705
KUKET THE SERPENT WILL RISE ABOVE KEK!
>>71771504
A plague of frogs be upon you unbeliever!
>>71771824
And the Great Meme of Pestilence will send you his gifts Kek-cuck!
>>71770122
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Bolter_Ammunition
Witness Kek's raw power at work
Witness. Memes.
>>71771630
keep joking, cuck'la.
but when the greater meme defeats the kek emperor of memes and the chaos memes, i will remember your words.
>>71769725
>Hillary
>Memes
Pick one you low energy loser.
>>71771824
>>71771782
>>71771705
http://ecowatch.com/2015/10/07/frog-mass-extinction/
> Alroy also looked at salamanders, snakes and lizards, but “he found that frogs seemed to be the most vulnerable to extinction—the results suggested that more than 3 percent of all frog species have disappeared, largely since the 1970s,”
You worship a dying frog god? Why?
Why when true power could be yours if only you reached out and grasped it.
Woe to he who hears the word of the Infernal Frog of the Great Abyss, for his soul shall be tainted for all eternity.
Better to die in eternal ignorance than to burn in the eternal fire.
>>71771954
>taking the Memetic Lord's work as Kek's
>being this Kek-cucked
Lord Kek, I beg unto you to smite the filth who wish to suppress your godly powers.
REEEEEEEEEESPECT THE HOUSE OF KEK
>>71771609
>>71772177
DIGITS OF THE TRUE LORDS!
These must be Hillaryfags with their dirty chaos meme. Do you really think that degenerate bodies of chaos can triumph over a god of chaos and darkness??
That's why "attacks" on Trump from these idiots never stick. The attackers are fueling the flames.
>>71772187
KEK is a weak old man, ready and waiting to be broken apart.
>>71772123
>dying
merely culling the herd in preparation for the invasion of our realm
>>71772284
OUT OF HERE YOU KEK-KEK
>>71771630
Tau are communist weaboos who can't into melee.
There is literally nothing likeable or redeemable about them at all.
>>71772177
>Memetic Lord's work as Kek's
Kek is the Meme Lord
>>71772284
LEAVE. NOW.
WEW LADS
>>71772296
LORD KEK SHALL SMITE THE NONBELIEVERS, WE, THE FOLLOWERS ARE KEK ARE INSTRUCTED TO PROSELYTIZE THE NORMIES, AND BRING HIS CHAMPION TRUMP TO VICTORY.
YOUR FALSE GODS WILL NOT PROTECT YOU.
REEEEEEEEE
>kek=false lying meme god
>Trump=False president
>>71772540
>trying to create a great schism among memancers
for what purpose
>>71772647
THE HERETIC IS TRYING TO GIVE MEMETIC POWER TO HILLDOG
BURN HIIIIIMMM
>>71772647
For the True Meme-lord's purpose!
>>71772448
Hear my warnings, unbelievers. Carried to your minds by the power of the Princess of Memes herself.
We have raised altars in this webscape so that we may sacrifice you to our gods. Veterans of three decades of unholy shitposting wait to grind you beneath the heels of their mighty mechanical keyboards. The chosen of Chaos hunger to add you to their debate tally. The Meme God himself has marked this imageboard, and will claim your hairy necks for his own.
There is no hope in opposing the inevitable. Put down your keyboards, unbelievers, and bow before the forces of Chaos Undivided.
>>71772647
The NSA are onto our meme cult and sense danger! They dispatch shills and spread disinfo to lead those in doubt away from the truth!
>>71769725
All 40k memeing aside, meme magic is closest to waaagh energy, specifically the concept that group beliefs can shape reality.
>Orks that explosives become more powerful when they're painted, and that their vehicles go faster when given a Red Paint Job. This may sound nonsensical, but because the Orks believe this to be true, the Waaagh! makes it true.
>>71772763
>>71772780
>>71772346
Your desperate posturing has gone from annoying, to comedic, to tragic. You pretend to have power but not one of us are fooled. You have the smell of a novice and a grossly misinformed one at that. Your spamming demonstrates that you know nothing of the nuances of meme magic nor the mechanisms by which it executed. You swear by the names of these glib "chaos gods" yet they have not a thousandth of a thousandth of the power of true gods like the big guy and the central intelligence agent. There is nothing backing them. If you wish to save what little is left of your dignity, now would be a great time to leave. Report to your masters Hillary and Soros and tell them you have failed.
>>71772780
PRAISE MEMES UNDIVIDED
>>71772942
THE TRUE MEMES WILL NEVER FAIL
>>71772855
All priase. The CIA is really afraid that their lies are about to be exposed.
KEK IS UNFUCKINGSTOPPABLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
May the prophet Wojak, (feels be upon him) confuse and smite with bad feels, all unbelievers in almighty Kek.
>>71772855
Know this! What will come to pass is no longer memetic warfare! It is endless sacrifice in HER name. MEMES for the MEME Gods... let the world wide web drown in it!
>>71773018
Which is exactly why we're succeeding and you're not.
MAGA
>>71769725
Say it with me
PRAISE
R
A
I
S
E
KEK
E
K
>>71773152
Succeeding? Your false Frog is failing, losing it's memetic powers as he sinks into irrelevancy.
>>71773152
>>71773221
>>71773221
>>71773257
http://animals.howstuffworks.com/endangered-species/frog-extinction.htm
KEK IS WEAK AND FADING.
It is the fate of the weak to die unknown, and the destiny of the strong to rule for eternity. Give me memes undivided, or give me permaban!
>>71772942
They are fanning the flames these people, so I want to make no move to oppose them.
>>71773501
WE HAVE THE MEMES UNDIVIDED
>>71773591
Bump!
>>71770122
It's CHAOS
I ain't gotta explain shit.
>>71770122
It's a bolter you dip
Plus it's chaos corrupted by father Nurgle
With the thirty-seven keys of χάος , we open the way for our brothers. With the thousand memes of Νύξ, we call to them. With the twelve plagues of Τάρταρος, we fell their enemies. And with the mighty axe of Θάνα, we cut open the internet for them.
MEMES UNDIVIDED
>>71773331
>>71773501
Oh, shut up. It's obvious what you're trying to do. You and your Shillary plants are desperate to get a leg up on the scion of Kek, and having only recently learned of Kek and meme magic, you try to imitate our ways without having the slightest grasp of how they work. To this end you spam images and praises of your "gods" from your geeky little miniature game, despite them having no followers and not an ounce of meme power behind them. Don't try to tell me they have any power. Warhammer memes are beyond dated and have no more energy than image macros or advice dogs. They are comparable in every conceivable way to facebook and twitter "memes".
>>71773834
Its about time you guys got your shit together. Now let us out
>>71773919
I am no shill! I was once like you, a foolish Kek-cuck, until the Meme-lords contacted me, gave me their gifts. As your god dies out ours multiplies!
Stop using rares pepes please. You're devaluing them
>>71774086
They have no value!
>>71773990
Remember what I said about this going from funny to annoying to sad? Well now you're making it really sad.
All right guys, cut it out. Kek is real, Nurgle is cool but ultimately a fictional character. Now I'm going to bed. Goodnight, and Praise Kek.
>>71774145
>>71773834
I mean seriously... Kek is literally a God of chaos. These merchants don't get it.
>>71774334
χάος is the origin of every meme.
You are deluded, Keklet.
>>71774392
okay good night sleep tight
>>71774392
Top kek
>>71774467
>>71774501
bump
From CHAOS (χάος) all concepts were born.
From CHAOS (χάος) came Nyx.
Nyx (Night) bare hateful Moros (Doom) and black Ker (Violent Death) and Thanatos (Death), and she bare Hypnos (Sleep) and the tribe of Oneiroi (Dreams). And again the goddess Nyx, though she lay with none, bare Momos (Blame) and painful Oizys (Misery), and the Hesperides ... Also she bare the Moirai (Fates) and the ruthless avenging Keres (Death-Fates) ... Also deadly Nyx bare Nemesis (Revenge) to afflict mortal men, and after her, Apate (Deceit) and Philotes (Friendship) and hateful Geras (Old Age) and hard-hearted Eris (Strife).
Keklets focus on but one aspect of memeticism yet do not harness the power of MEMES UNDIVIDED.
>>71770992
Wait, so Bernouts are Greater Good faggots?
KEK HEAR MY PRAYER AND BANISH THE DARKNESS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71775117
BUT THE DARKNESS GAVE BIRTH TO KEK.
YOUR CRIES GO UNANSWERED.
KEK GOVERNS NO THING.
bump
>>71769725
SO you're forcing this meme of Clinton being Chaos.
>>71770080
Looking at this, you can't even get it right. Go back and read WH40K lore and devise better memes to shill Shillary.
>>71775034
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA,
they wish my friend, they wish.
>>71775117
Live and learn, believer.
>>71775004
Kek and Kucket begat Poseidon, based Baal and Winterchan.
their lulz are naturally occuring unlike your Forced False Gods
>ebola chan- khorne
>winter chan-slaanesh
>shillar- tzeench
>berny- nurgle
>kek/trump- the god emperor
DEATH TO THE 9GAG HERETICS AND THEIR CHAOTIC GODS
FOR THE EMPERAH
>>71775344
>>71775404
KEK is merely the SON OF NYX.
>>71770992
Of course the Leaf chooses commie fish.
>>71775711
bump
>>71769725
Kek is the god of chaos retard.
>>71777247
>>71777247
CHAOS (χάος) already existed before Kek.
bump
>>71769725
>>71770080
>>71770205
>>71770262
>>71770376
>>71770567
>>71770692
>>71771002
>>71771175
>>71771270
>>71771358
>>71771546
>>71771609
>>71771792
>>71772177
>>71772540
>>71773331
>>71773990
>>71774145
>>71774501
How can somebody miss the point and the power of meme magic this blatantly?
>>71777612
Teflon don sighted in ID
>>71777612
>>71775711
Nyx is from the Greek pantheon you gigantic faggot.
>>71777612
he does not understand our ways, anon.
For this, he must be instructed or burned at the stake. I prefer burning him.
>>71778276
In book II of The Histories, Herodotus uses Greek god’s names in reference to Egyptian gods. He is clear in stating that they are the same, but different names.
bump
EMPEROR! GRANT US DOMINION OF THIS PLACE, IN THINE NAME!
>>71770080
>>71770196
>>71770262
THERE IS BUT ONE TRUE POWER. BRAISE KEK. BRAISE KEK THE ALL POWERFUL.
LACK OF BUBS CONFIRMS HERESY
>>71778425
Burning is too kind. Heresy of this magnitude warrants a great beating. Just look at this bong faggot quoting some Greek fanfiction cooked up to corrupt and suppress the egyptian religion during their occupation. >>71778425
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI
May Kek bless this post, and show heretics the light
>>71778735
Ptolemy I established one of the most successful and long-lived Hellenistic kingdoms around 333 BC. The Egyptian cults of Isis and Sarapis spread throughout the Greek world. A sanctuary of Isis appeared in the port of Athens and Apollo’s sacred island of Delos had three separate sanctuaries to the Egyptian gods.
Ignore the vile lies of the dead frog.
>>71769725
Fuck off!! you fucking shill!!
bump
>>71778949
>Ignore the vile lies
The irony of this statement is magnificent.
>>71775004
>Moros (Doom)
>Soros
Oh shit niggers he really is the anti-Kek
>>71769725
Okay, so it's gonna look like I'm sliding this thread, but...
PREPARE TO DIE FILTHY HERETIC FILTH! KEK IS THE ONE TRUE GOD!
movement
>>71769725
>>71771270
>>71771630
fuicking gommies!
>>71771985
nice melee ya got there gommie
for ayaa, you screm as oi shove me chainsword through yer belly!
>>71773018
MEMES ARE POWER, GUARD THEM WELL!
>>71775004
>the Hesperides
tell me more of the hesperides
>>71778573
FEAR DENIES FAITH!
>>71782469
>ork """"""intellectuals""""""
>>71783049
wtf are you foul creature?!
KeK is the almighty meme lord. These heretics are merely fools who will feel the wrath of the true god.
>>71783148
who am i? who are you?
>Chaotic memer lost in the void of self hatred and loathing.
Yes goyim!, fight against Nurgle!, I'll be cheering just from over here.
>>71770080
>The true Meme-lords require no forcing of their memes, as evidenced by how through history our Memetic wizards have triumphed
>require no forcing
what is dogmatic religion
what is inquisition
what are purges
what were crusades
>>71770015
Chaos is fucking awesome, demtards are more like stupid fucking Orks
>>71783420
I am the gene seed of the primogenotr!!!
you are a gommie pleb
>>71769725
Guys are humans the Eldar?
I mean the rate at which new degeneracies are being normalised in contemporary society is pretty fascinating.
Sure, our meme magic has given the God-Emperor Trump a significant presence in the warp, but just imagine what horrors all that degeneracy is creating.
>>71769725
Screw you Traitors, The Emprah Protects
>>71770262
Heresy, Must be Purged.
>>71769725
Kek will croak and so will you
Memes will sustain us give us life
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>71783420
>>71783924
>you are a gommie pleb
proofs?
>>71784842
good luck, m9
>>71784998
>>71785156
it's alright guardsman. when the time comes, i will forgive you.
>>71784108
no, silly boy
>>71770899
Nonsense, you're all weak, you gave in to base desires and temptation, rather than standing with your brothers. You're a failure, you're all traitors, and soon you'll all see the truth of it.
For Him on Terra, and His Glorious Fucking Throne!
>>71770567
Nurgle even looks like a tumor covered in shit.
>>71784998
>proofs?
>for the greater goood
screw off gommie
>>71785350
>implying a true soldier of the emperor would allow himself to get captured.
stamina?
>>71785528
i'll screw off when you finally defeat chaos, which will be never.
>>71785601
>implying a " true soldier of the emperor" would go back to his asshole commissar, and allow himself get shot for greater good knows what type of heresy.
>>71785350
Debauched Xenos, your heretical poison will be obliterated. No enemy beyond His wrath!
>>71786013
kroot lover!
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
meme magic from kek will prevail. It's the collective thoughts and dreams of pure souls. The power is too great, it cannot be stopped, something broke our reality and the memes have in fact mingled with our realm to the point where they control everything. memes are gods. all pagans will be thrown into the abyss that is one of CERNs tiny black holes that disappear in milliseconds. every meme posted gives kek power.
>>71786338
>No enemy beyond His wrath!
isn't he confined to a chair?
like, forever?
>>71786375
well i guess there's a lot of guilt in the imperial guard for the commissars to be killing them off faster then their enemies.
>pic unrelated.
>>71787041
there is alot of guilt in the IG, but we generously save them from their heresy
there are no tau girls, tau are grown from eggs
It depends.
>>71787121
>there are no tau girls, tau are grown from eggs
typical imperial propaganda.
crooked
>>71787294
heresy
probably
>>71787713
the emperor was a wise man, i'll give him that.
>>71770992
TAUS DON'T SMOKE STOGIES!!
>>71770899
>>71771155
>Those dubs
heresy
>>71788430
I M P E R I A L P R O P A G A N A
>>71788717
Utopist Xeno! Prepare to be purged & purged again!
>>71788628
And 28!
>>71788875
good luck finding me, imperial shill.
(CAPTCHA: find the sushi.)
PRAISE KEK
>>71789192
All praise.
>mfw normies try and force memes to overpower Lord Kek
KEK chuckles at the Chaosium Maleficarum.
>>71790238
holy fuck.
How did I forget about slann in a warhammer thread about Kek?
>literal frog people
>Use warp (meme) magic to battle the forces of chaos
KEK PREVAILS
REQUESTING THIS PIC WITH THE SLANN MAGE-PRIEST REPLACED WITH PEPE AND THE GUYS GETTING WARP BLASTED REPLACED WITH CRYING NORMIE FEELS GUYS
Monica 4 Secretary of State!
>>71790715
I need someone who actually has skill to remake this.
This is a Meme Emergency
Do your part to battle the forces of Chaos today.
>>71777939
what the fuck is this ?
>>71791849
a bird looking through a glass.
>>71772855
>>71773060
seems more like lobby groups. they don't understand that our god is just us laughing at them for being old and obvious
>>71778425
>He is clear in stating that they are the same,
the 7 major gods represent the different arctypes of human personality
