Strap down, /pol/, you're gonna want to hear this:
>be me
>be currently living in Wapan
>mfw uni is super strict, can't miss classes and shit
>mfw have morning class 3 days a week
>wake up at 07:00 every day
> Make it to the train station to get to Shinjuku
> I am drowsy and half-asleep, barely able to comprehend the complicated reality of the world around me
>A train comes at the station but it's one of those "women only" trains that are active at the peak times, just so women don't get fucking squashed in the hurry of normal trains
>nvm, keep sleeping at the queue
>hear the beep of the doors closing
>hear it 2 times, realise sth. is wrong
>and then I hear it. The first English sentence of the day, in a god-awful low, feminine, mangina voice "What the fuck do you want, let me go!"
>open my eyes and wait a few seconds as my gaze adjusts on the morbidly obese creature blocking the door of the train, furiously fighting with a skinny conductor
>Conductor (In Wapanese): Sir, you can't go on this train, it's women only.
>The lard monstrosity pays no heed and keeps struggling to get inside, yelling the same "What the hell do u want, I don't understand"
>Another conductor comes in, he's kinda bigger and with their efforts combined, both manage to slow this the lard abomination's relentless advance into the crowd of scared, squishy females
>The other conductors tries to communicate (Japanese) "Sir, please, you have to wait for the next train." Engurishu: (WOMAN DAKE(dake=only). Woman!"
> both guards desperately try to force the foul creature's attention towards a sign pinned on the car that says in large English text "This car is women only between 07:00 and 09:00 on weekdays."
>the creature manages to process the information
>"I am a trans woman goddamit!!"
>my sides
>>80956332
Pics or it did not happen weeb-kun
>>8095633 Very funny, but
>morning class 3 days a week
>wake up at 07:00 every day
That's not strict at all, we have morning class every day at 9:00, some days at 8:30, and most of its have to wake up two-three hours before in order to get to class in time
continued
>The two men look helplessly at the garbled gibberish this hambeast spits at them
>Eyes adjust a bit better, able to see this magnificent beast in its entirety
>multiple piercings all over the body (Strike 1 in Nippon!)
>Fucking ugly tatoos over the entire mass of this landwhale's back (Strike 2,3,4 all the way up to fucking 11 in Nihon!)
>shaved head except for red beard like in the picture (not really a strike, but kinda looks like ISIS)
>decide to step in, as the monster renews its attempts to get inside the car, apprehended by the best efforts of the two conductors
>"Excuse me, they mean to tell you this train is female-only, just wait a bit, the next one is in like 1 minute"
>The hambest locks gaze at me
>sees A FUCKING WHITE MALE
> "Don't tell me what to fucking do, okay? I am a trans woman, goddamit, tell them that, I don't speak Japanese!"
> lol,k!
> me (in Japanese:) "I don't understand... he says he is a woman and that's why he should get in."
>Two conductors look at me, then look at the raging lard abomination, then at me again
>"Uhm,.. please tell him he can't board the train, it's only for women and he is NOT a woman. He's delaying the next train, please."
>mfw, I'm enjoying this more than I fucking should
>"They said you're not a woman and that u can't ride the train, so just step outside."
>the walking lard creature looks at me, eyes filled with rage, face grown red from the pressure
>"WTF?!, what the- I can't even, nononono, I deal with enough problems already, I'm a trans woman and I have my constitutional rights"
>"This is Japan, you have no rights."
>gives off a shriek and attempts to hit me with one of its KFC-infused extensions, sprawling the most disgustingly obese fingers I have ever seen!
>>80956332
>no cellphone pictures
at least snap a picture of the women only sign when you post, faggot
>>80957091
>This is Japan, you have no rights
that's a banner
This is why I hate gay men.
Ahahahahaha
no fucking way
>>80957091
Did you then kick the shit out of his/her ass?
10/10 story btw
>>80957091
>this is Japan, you have no rights
>This is Japan, you have no rights.
I would fucking pay to witness this.
>>80956332
Is the women-only rule just a train policy or is it the law?
If the circus freak had pushed his way onto the train could the conductors have called the police and had the faggot arrested at the next stop?
continued
>the people at the station (bunch of middle-aged kaishains for the most part) are already getting angry at this captious obstacle, blocking their daily lives
>The hambeast has made a crucial mistake by attempting to assault me - 1) it is now a delinquent in objective sense, not only an annoying fuck 2) in order to perform the action, it was forced to move one leg and a part of it's massive mass off the car, hence allowing the two men to pull him outside.
>the doors instantly start closing
>"Nooo, you fucking savages, fucking tell them to let me go"
>train leaves with more than a minute delay (kind of a big thing here, especially at the peak hours in the morning)
>three more conductors are now free and they all manage to apprehend the ferocious hambeast before it's done any more harm
>The bigger guy who first came to help looks at me: "What does he say?"
>mfw I don't know how to say savages in Japanese: "basically insulting your mother and saying bad stuff about the Japanese people"
>everyone around already looks like they want to stomp the poor lard ball
>conductor "Please inform him he is no longer welcome to board the train at this station."
>me: "You can't board the train anymore, lardo"
>it: "WHAT?! But I have to go to a convention in Shibuya, wtf?! How am I supposed to go there?!"
>it's already fully tomato complexion and breathing heavily, while bathing in its own sweat, due to the massive exhaustion of fighting the conductors for the better part of a minute)
>one conductor who apparently speaks some English (or prolly just heard Shibuya, desu :D) smiles nefariously and says "T-a-k-u-s-h-i-i"
>some people actually laugh (taxis are kind of a rip-off, especially in the fucking central part of Tokyo)
>I convey his words to the immobilised abomination before me
>doesn't speak, only breathes heavily and looks all around with seering hatred
>next train arrives and the conductors quickly escort it out of the station
Score one for the patriarchy boys !
Nice roleplay, didn't read.
>>80958063
>>80957091
>>80956332
nice read
>>80956763
This. When I was at uni, I used to get up at 6 to take the train 7 and arrive before 8.
I had classes 5 days a week.
OP must be American.
>>80958063
>Takushii
>Not "WALK THERE YOU FAT FREAK"
Damn, the Japanese really can restrain themselves. :^)
Why did Japan allow this obese psychotic faggot into their country? I thought they had standards.
>>80956332
Wtf I hate Japan now
Nuke #3 when??
>>80956332
I don't know if you're telling the truth or not but that is fucking hilarious, I'm going to use this to trigger some college kids tomorrow! Thanks anon!
>>80958063
The Japanese people sound amazing, I kinda want to go over there and travel across their country (I'm into hill-walking and exploring rural areas), but I also don't want to sully that pure country..
>>80957091
>a human like that existing in Japan
It's a good story, but I'm calling bullshit. The social stigma alone would turn this... "thing" into a NEET overnight. If grorious, honorabre Nihongo men have trouble fitting into ching chong society, there's no way a Tumblrista has gainful employment.
But I thought you lot still hunted wales?
Too bad he didn't try this shit in Saudi Arabia. I would have enjoyed watching him get his head chopped off on liveleak.
>>80958545
The freakazoid is probably some trust fund baby visiting Japan for an anime convention.
>>80957091
You did good anon, you did good.
>>80956332
should have shot the uruly beast with a dart and displayed him at Tokyo Zoo.
>>80958545
He sounds like a tourist to me; because of the convention thing.
What kind of convention would that be, anyway?
>>80958063
Good work nipp
Good work
>>80956332
what are you doing in Japan, mate?
>>80958063
Nice read, still a very Cool Story Bro.
>>80958847
>What kind of convention would that be, anyway?
weebs learn from animu & mangos that Comiket(comic market) is Japan's premiere fan-made hentai convention, but there's a few others in tokyo alone
>>80958063
>"T-a-k-u-s-h-i-i"
what did he mean by this?
>>80956332
>>80957091
>>80958063
Not saying this is BS, but only one car per train is Women Only during those times, the conductors don't stand out on the platform and enforce it (and like hell they'd delay a train for it), and they sure wouldn't physically restrain/move a customer, that's for the cops, and even they don;t get touchy with people.
And the idea they'd ask a random foreigner for help is laughable, they have English staff in the city. I live up north and have my N1 and even then had cops/train conductors/taxi drivers all say they're fine with a no nihongo foreigner over taking my help.
I guess I am calling BS, but whatever, enjoy your story, I'm going to bed soon.
>>80959365
it means taxi
>>80959365
It's how the japanese pronouce "taxi"
>>80959380
Oh, and I'm not seeing any conventions in Shibuya for today with a simple Google search.
>>80959365
Comiket is in December/August, in Odaiba, quite a way away from Shinjuku and Shibuya.
>>80956332
how are nips towards you? do they show interest? do they respect you? how about girls?
my sides went with your story
>>80956332
>>80957091
>>80958063
toppu kekko
>>80959509
how do I move to Japen? is living there like irl eroge
![b30gu81[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9QbEnw6.jpg "b30gu81[1].jpg")
>this is Japan you have no rights
>mfw
So anyway OP, wouldn't the women have reacted somehow to that guy? Did they try to yell at him or push him?
>>80956332
Leave Bronson alone, hes a treasure.
>>80959365
Takushii is the name of the guy from naruto that carries people around for money.
>>80959365
Japanese doesn't have a word for "Taxi" so they just use the english word for it. It just sounds different because of their accent.
Hahahahahaha, this needs a live action adaptation
wow, thanks guys, this is my very first /pol/-worthy story it's awesome to see so much approval
>>80957485
I snapped it as it was leaving, when I realised I had no proof of this awesomeness
>>80957999
I think it's law, because of the severe traffic conditions (you literally don't need to hold on, people are squeezed so tightly towards each other, it's like a can of sardine. But arresting a gaijin is kinda problematic, because of international conditions.
>>80958492
My pleasure! For what it's worth, it's 100% legit, I don't have enough imagination for this kind of story
>>80958545
You know... they have an entire TV show, literally making fun of foreigners, mostly targeting NEET types who came here for meido cafe's...
>>80958593
B-but... respect muh pronouns!
>>80958847
idk, the creature had no real representative scar upon its body, the tatoos were just a basic-bitch stamp
>>80956332
As much as I enjoyed this story, I'm kind of disappointed they even let foreigners full of piercings and tattoos into Japan. Or fat ones for that matter.
>>80957091
>"This is Japan, you have no rights."
>>80960085
I guess tourism is a valuable source of money for Japan, so they let these "inviduals" in and don't give a shit as long as they spend cash, won't couse trouble or overstay their visit .
based story OP
kek approves of your actions
>>80957999
Checked, and AFAIK, it's a train company rule (that several companies follow) adopted after women started attacking guys who groped them.
>>80959642
Spouse or work visa if you want to stay over 90 days. Find a job with a multinational company, or be a teacher are the most common.
>>80959953
>But arresting a gaijin is kinda problematic, because of international conditions.
Top kek, that;s a load of shit, they'll arrest anyone violating a law, and if you doubt me, walk into a Koban and piss on the floor, or smoke weed, wait a week, than ask for a blood test for it, hospital would call the cops, and proof of use is par with possession.
>>80959380
it depends on each like, I guess, since they're managed by different companies, they way I found out about this rule is because a conductor had actually put his hand in front of me and told me I can't board one of these trains.
They didn't delay it, the thing did it also escalated the scene, so they had no idea how to react.
Also nobody asked me for help, I said I stepped in myself
BTW showing off with N1, as if it's super difficult to get lol
>>80959558
It's... normal I guess, some children have asked to touch my hair I have a gf, so not really looking for anything, but I don't know any other foreign student who got a gf here, sorry to bust ur bubble
>>80959678
uhm, I don't remember vividly at all, I guess they were just kinda creeped out, I mean as the other gaijin-kun said, this is not a rule that is super strictly enforced
>>80960735
np I cannot go back now learning full japanese mode since months ago and planning to work there in near future if possible at my fields career.
>>80958847
This kind.
>>80960735
>it depends on each like, I guess, since they're managed by different companies, they way I found out about this rule is because a conductor had actually put his hand in front of me and told me I can't board one of these trains.
>They didn't delay it, the thing did it also escalated the scene, so they had no idea how to react.
But it's only one or two cars, regardless of the line, which line did you get on? This is easy to look up.
>Also nobody asked me for help, I said I stepped in myself
Not your sempai, but that's a good way to get a BS arrest. Landwhale shoves you, you hit a passer-by falling, cops ask who hit them, you get pinched. Happened to a friend who stepped in to a fight.
>BTW showing off with N1, as if it's super difficult to get lol
I doubt you have it, lemme guess, MEXT kiddie? And sorry for ruining your lie/fantasy, you could have kept it up if you didn;t get all asspained there.
>>80960993
wtf am I looking at
Japan sounds so ultimate comfy, even if it's just for the lack of subhumans and organized and well functioning public transportation.
>>80957999
>>80960588
kek'd and chek'd
>>80956332
What fucking time do you think youll have to be up for work?
>>80956332
this sounds authentic
>wherever you go, you will always be an amerilard
>>80961042
1) Yeah, nice try bro
2) Idk about that, but it does sound like Japan
3) I've never even heard of that before and no, I don't have an N1, I haven't been here long enough
4) asspainted lol, keep dreaming faggot
>>80960085
You'll get a tourist visa but unless special dispensations are made, there is no way for fatties to pass the health examination required for a work permit.
OP, what kinda gaijin are you? American, European, Australian, or none of those?
>>80961199
If we go there, we're the dirty foreigners.
inb4 "Really makes you think..."
Another nail in the coffin that is multiculturalism.
>>80960735
>some children have asked to touch my hair
So you're a nigger?
>>80961444
Checked, here's all the lines that go through JR's Shinjuku stations (the subways go through separate, but connected stations, so they're not listed), can find one where there's more than one "Women Only"car from which they would have directed your fictional monster IRL?
http://www.jreast.co.jp/woman/
No need to call me bro or faggot when you're studying on my tax dollars, feel free to tell your cool story and get sick Reddit karma, okay?
http://www.jreast.co.jp/woman/
>>80958545
I woulnd't rule it out. Try watching Davido-kun performance on Japanese TV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
>>80961689
shitskins have it good in our countries. I can't wait until Nippon is completely subverted by the jews so I can leech off wellfare and complain about yellow privilege
>>80959647
Lmao that's what I was thinking
>>80957091
>"This is Japan, you have no rights."
>>80956332
>mfw uni is super strict, can't miss classes and shit
Not to derail your thread OP, but holy shit, right? They are borderline autistic with time there.
I remember once I got chewed out (but politely because professor was from Kyoto) because I was legit 30 seconds late.
Good thing is, Japanese are intimidating at all, so it's basically like getting chewed out by your old loving aunt.
Toasting in epic bread
>>80961985
kek
>>80960993
>the guy who pulls out his wallet
Every time
>>80961617
European
>>80961789
no, but my hair is blond and kinda wavy, which is weird here
>>80961887
you're beyond pathetic at this point
>>80962032
inb4 Ainu lives matter and Koreans deserve full citizenship movements. Oh, and don't forget yellow guilt-trip over warcrimes!
>>80956332
>>80957091
>>80958063
What a nice read, thanks OP.
>>80962543
do you know what's happening here
I don't care if it's fake or not. It's a good story.
Also if the police were called that freak is getting deported and banned from the country for a few years for sure. Japanese police ALWAYS arrest gaijin if they've committed a crime, and Japanese courts have a 99% conviction rate of anyone arrested.
>>80956332
>>80957091
ITT: Shit that never happened
>>80962543
do you know whats happening here >>80960993
>>80962261
true! I was told a guy almost got fired for showing up a couple of minutes late fore work ONCE! It's insane, especially considering how they barely do anything once they actually get to their work places :D Same for lectures - 1/2 of the hall is on their laptops/phones/sleeping, but nobody cares as long as they're here on time
>>80958515
They're pretty cool. Just gotta be respectful and not make a scene
>>80962543
>Simple evidence that contradicts your cool story
>"Ree, you're pathetic! Stop ruining my special time!"
Anyway, have fun. BTW, are you a woman? Because
>>80959953
this image is clearly reflecting the overhead luggage rack behind whoever took it, which means you/they were allowed in the woman's-only carriage
>>80956763
>most of its have to wake up two-three hours before in order to get to class in time
Is it because you use the same shitty IC4 trains you sold Denmark?
>>80961199
pretty much. most peaceful place I've been to anyway. Just gotta integrate
>>80956332
breddy gud, 5/10
>>80963042
Could be worse, the trains they sold us were so shitty they fell apart and had to be taken out of service.
Buying Italian equipment, never again.
>>80962032
This.
>>80962543
What is the japanese equivalent of ficki-ficki?
>>80959953
post picture...???????????/
>>80959380
>>80959509
>Oh, and I'm not seeing any conventions in Shibuya for today with a simple Google search.
so much autism
laugh at the story, it doesn't matter if it's fake you pleb
nothing personell kid
>>80963042
No, but my university is in another region from where I live, and the train takes an hour to get there.
>>80959642
If you speak japanese and know where the gaijin hunters like to party you will get laid plenty. But no, it isn't like an eroge. I went to hs there for a year and the high school girls I knew were prudish as fuck. Not that I didn't get any.
>>80960993
>man loses tiny bt of hope he didn't have.jif
>>80963584
>laugh at the story, it doesn't matter if it's fake you pleb
You should tell a story about a 100% British man who drives away all the Pakis, that'd be laughable and a lie.
>>80963688
I just don't understand how all the women aren't craving the healthy white dingus though?
I've been to onsens, it's rare to see a dude with enough equipment to even make a girl gag, let alone satify her.
Did I hear something about japanese trains? I fucking love japanese trains!
>>80963897
Louis Mountbatten? Charles Canning?
now tell me where Japan would be without Thomas Blake Glover
did you ever hear the story of how Japan was conquered by the Brits? pretty fucking funny how their entire country surrendered once they realized our guns had vastly superior range, kek
>>80957091
>"This is Japan, you have no rights."
>>80964195
the women are pretty tighter too
>>80964355
>Louis Mountbatten
BTFO my potato niggers
>>80964355
>did you ever hear the story of how Japan was conquered by the Brits?
I seem to recall they took Singapore from the Brits on bicycles. Pretty funny,
>>80956332
>>80957091
>>80958063
Good job anon. Fuckers like this is why Japan has no foreigner signs in certain businesses and other places. Dumb fuckers from all over who come to Japan and think they have the right to be obnoxious cunts. Fattie McGenderstudies is probably ignorant to the fact that if you get in trouble in Japan they can potential ban from entering their country.
As for the Women's Only car, fatty was unlucky. Though it's frowned upon to board one as a man you could but you'd get death stares from the women who ride those things to avoid being molested. Just so happen that morning a conductor was there to tell him no.
Whether or not the story is true or not doesn't matter to me because disruptive and rude foreigners happen all the time and not just from English speaking ones either.
>>80963416
maybe your corrupt gov buy used shitty train to put some money in their own pocket
>>80956332
good story but i think whites should stay out of japan no offense
Topkek
>>80956332
This would be a good story if you didn´t make up this story to collect anonymous thumbs up(reply) to finally get some attention.
>>80964515
>I seem to recall they took Singapore from the Brits on bicycles. Pretty funny,
that does sound pretty funny, got a source?
don't get me wrong btw, I'm a bit a of a weeb, love some enamas and mongos
>>80959380
>>80959380
>ID is N1P
god damn
>>80960735
>some children have asked to touch my hair
Brah. This isn´t a 7 years in Tiber.
>>80957091
>this is japan, you have rights.
Kek. Thanks OP for an awesome story, made me feel strangely good inside
>>80960993
>that guy about to throw money at them
top fucking kek
>>80965130
Just search "IJA bicycles" or something and you'll get a plethora of results. It's taught in primary school here so it's pretty common knowledge.
>>80958063
>>mfw I don't know how to say savages in Japanese
「獣」 or 「人でなし」 come to mind, jisho says 「 野蛮人 」 though. Never heard that before. Nice story though, even if probably roleplay.
>>80965491
This. Probably the best post of /pol/ this week.
>>80960735
I thought white men were desireable in japan
>>80966364
You would weeaboo.
Fake and extremely gay.
Here's a screenshot.
Fake or legit, it's fun to read.
>>80967499
Hide those stubs, philippe.
>>80958063
I'm not saying this didn't happen but it sounds like something that didn't happen.
That totally happened
>>80968833
If only you understood french... (it's a fun translation involving the name Philippe)
https://youtu.be/ieRDyffmi2Y?t=111
>>80964413
If they were that tight they'd all die in childbirth.
>>80966364
Apparently Japanese have no BO. So us whites probably smell like sick bears to them.
>>80959830
kek'd
There are no women-only trains, only single cars.
If you get on one, which happens a lot, the conductor escorts you to the next car while the train is in motion. There is no way they would delay the train and have the whole line go to shit over this, especially in Shinjuku of all places.
>>80970325
Oh, it was a train TO Shinjuku, disregard that last little addendum.
