You have a 7 minute interview with the President.
what do you say?
>>80677792
mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga
Just call him a nigger for 7 mins
It's not like he would have anything intelligent to say
>>80677792
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>>80677876
fucking hell
>>80677942
>>80677899
>>80677876
/b/ tier
>>80677792
ALLAHU AKBAR
*detonates*
what the fuck do you have to say to jim cauley and his incredible staff who brought you to the big leagues?
>>80677792
>x minute to x
shill detected
GET OUT
>>80678045
>/b/ tier
/b/ tier interview for a /b/ tier president
You caused the rise of ISIS and the death and torture of millions of arabs. You have allowed the rape and terror plague of Europe to go completely unchecked. And now a civil war will break out in the states as you pledge to talk about goodboys at the dallas cop funeral. Prepare to die faggot.
>>80677792
if if if if if x 7 minutes
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>80678181
i'm actually fishing for some good questions one would ask him
>>80677792
How's it feel to the last black president?
>>80677792
I would probably do most of the talking. I'd tell him all about my favorite lizards and shit
>>80677899
I would query the man as to why he considers himself black when his mother is as white as a cloistered Mormon? Then maybe query how an African bushman hooked up with said Mormon and was the CIA involved? That might take 8 minutes but at least it would end awkwardly.
>>80678459
*to be* rather
>>80678391
no you are not.
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okie doke
>>80677876
>>80677792
Sneaks in carbon fiber gun with ceramic bullets. You deserve this you fucking traitor.
>>80678298
kek
>>80677792
Act like a raging homosexual while singing this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb62Cdyis3c
>>80677792
I wonder who's behind this post
>>80677876
I bet he would understand what you are saying.
He is King Nigger after all
>>80678048
Kek
>>80677792
I'd ask him to drink a beer with me and probably just shit talk about unimportant things. Ask him what he thinks has changed from when he was a young american in college to what it must be like for someone that age. He's a pretty chill guy. I wouldn't wanna ask some question about foreign policy or war in iraq or healthcare.. cuz we already know his stances on all that stuff. whats the point, i dont wanna listen to a rehearsed speech. and I wouldnt try to get him to redpill me on classified info because thats autistic. no president is gonna share confidential info with an anon. So have a beer and talking about being young
>>80678762
fucking epic
ohh you brought a dragonballz pic too
4 more years
>>80677792
I ask him to be straight with me first and foremost, and then I go into detailed questions just to see how fucked we are, and how long he projects this natural fucking cycle to occur.
>>80677792
Why didn't we we we we we we we we we we we we we we...
>>80677792
7 minutes of CAN'T STUMP WON'T STUMP
>>80678867
I could've chosen this instead I'm sorry for being autistic I swear I was only pretending to be retarded.
>>80677792
Ask what my fellow Americans ever did to make him despise us so much.
>>80677792
Play some Moonman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG537-jwKl4
>>80678048
They would still say you did it because you're a racist and not a Muslim
>walk in sit down
>Refuse to shake hand
>interview starts
>shout the phrase...
FUCK YOU NIGGER
>Get up and leave
>>80678823
Jesus
>>80679146
who's that in the water?
>>80677792
Thanks to you, I'm now aware that campaign promises and political lies mean nothing. The substance is nothing. All that comes out of a politician's mouth, whether it's a complete lie or a truth (often by mere chance), is just signalling which tribe he supports and belongs to. Facts have no power here, the tribe is all.
All politics is identity politics. At last I truly see. So I'll be voting for Trump this year because his lies signal that he supports my tribe - that of the white male - while Hillary's lies signal that she supports other tribes at the expense of my own. So much easier than trying to track policy opinions and gauge the odds that the politician is being honest or might actually succeed at passing a law.
Thanks Obummer. You can take the remaining six minutes to explain why the motives of the Dallas shooter where hard to untangle.
>>80677792
Thanks for starting the prelude to the upcoming race war. I know the government wants to rid the country of niggers because it's money that can go for other things.
>>80678288
>muh "if" meme
I know its not the epic meme answer but I'd ask him questions about his legacy and policies as a president. But not ass-kissing questions, I'd ask him if he seemed to feel that certain parts of America deserves to be punished based on his disproportionate cold shoulder towards certain demographics of the US populace. The fantasy is that I have him for 7 minutes so he'd have to say something.
>>80678298
Could not stop lol at this... I read this in comment sections elsewhere... Fuck
>>80679967
It's fossilized pasta you newfag.
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>>80677792
Since you believe in evolution, why do you deny the possibility of racial egalitarianism being a myth?
>>80677792
Dear
>>80679967
get out
>>80677792
no context? how did this happen?
is there some reason to have this interview in the first place?
this is shitposting here
you need to make a quality fucking post
not this shit
delete this and try again you slag
>"Are you ok, anon?"
>"You haven't said a word"
>"You're sweating"
Is Michelle a freak or nah senpai?
What does Michelle's pussy taste like.
Nigger
How often do you and Michelle fuck?
Niger
How much KFC have you eaten since living in the White House?
Nigger
>>80679146
DELET THIS!!!!!!!
bang
>>80677792
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Ask him why theres a teleprompter right next to me
Allahu Akbar
>>80680538
why do you need a reason you roleplaying faggot?
>>80679839
>Muh 'muh' meme
![5120747[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PZ7SJfN.jpg "5120747[1].jpg")
>>80678823
>>80677792
suck his bbc
>>80677792
Scream at him about his incompetence.
He doesnt't have to say anything, I wouldn't give a shit.
>>80677876
Fpbp
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
>>80677792
A work of falsehood:
Break his neck. As he struggles, thumb out his eyes.
It would not be spite or accomplishing nothing. It would be an uncensorable verdict for history as to his popularity. I still resent being blamed for that Bush guy that nobody voted for.
![cool-clock-ahmed-obama-tweet[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FlcxhAj.jpg "cool-clock-ahmed-obama-tweet[1].jpg")
>>80678048
>ALLAHU AKBAR
Kool Klock, Kid! :^)
>>80677876
https://youtu.be/8ySuz19DdNw
>>80681285
>why do you need a reason
I'm a reasonable kind of guy
you sound like a right stupid cunt m8
>>80677792
Ask him if he thinks he did a good job. Then give him the finger an inch from his nose for 6 minutes.
>>80677792
I don't think we have much to talk about.
>>80681886
Post Trump's version
