Kek. DL actually posted this.
me on the left
>>79956839
http://www.forbes.com/sites/fruzsinaeordogh/2016/06/02/explaining-the-sam-hyde-as-mass-shooter-meme/#69722a9b8d90
Hyde admits he has been questioned by law enforcement over the Twitter rumors, but won’t go into detail. Friends and family members have also been fooled into thinking he is a violent gunman. Hyde explained in an email:
>“My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax.”
Who wants to help me trick multiple media outlets into saying I was the shooter next time this happens so I can sue all of them and finally be a rich fag? My name's Mitchell, remember me for next time.
>>79957153
>“My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax.”
fucking top kek
>and insult him using memes about spaghetti and raisins that nobody quite understands
kek
>>79957153
>Edit: It should be noted that Hyde’s statement is just a series of 4chan memes mocking progressives (except the “saving money on car insurance” meme). Deconstructed, his statement is a perfect example of this no-chill Internet subculture. The idea of Hyde — of any man, really — being a caring and responsible stepfather and a practitioner of the Jewish faith is oh-so-hilarious to this demographic.
they know.
I know the Sam Hyde one but didn't know who Kinnison was and I had some dindu on Twitter actually tell me unironically that he was the cop that killed the nigger and used that exact pic of him on the right as proof
I still don't know who he is but she said he tweeted racist stuff and said "I'm not afraid of these niggers"
>>79956950
Sam? Is that you??
>>79956839
Hmmmm really makes you THINK
>>79957153
>my wife's boyfriend
Meme magic can't be this powerful
>>79957456
Mitch? Is that you? The one who's dating Camille?
>>79959278
>denmark in charge of realizing he's being played
>>79957153
based af
>>79959310
LEAVE KAMILLE OUT OF THIS
>>79956839
he can't keep getting away with it the madman
>>79957153
God, how much did this woman's pussy ache writing that article hating on everything she disapproves of
has anyone figured out how many counts of murder Sam Hyde would be facing if he ever got caught?
It must be in the thousands by now.
>>79960066
Quite a number, I'm sure.
>>79959416
Everything about that article is Kek worthy gold m80
>>79959310
No I'm just some depressed alcoholic who's sad about a girl named Sandy : )
>>79961010
https://youtu.be/WY_3uxzkoV4
>>79960976
>graduations
Do people really think niggers graduate from high school?
>>79957153
>“My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax.”
MY HUES GOT OBLITERATED
>>79958682
someone snitched in the comments
