Get in here, ya cunts and post where you fall on the Voting Compass: https://votecompass.abc.net.au/
>>79147922
Who should I vote for?
What are the major party platforms, I don't know shit.
>>79148049
That's what the compass is for. Basically, as always, the Libs are basically prioritising a stronger economy and slightly more anti-international policies.
My friend is voting for the Pirate Party because they advocate for better internet and easier piracy: https://pirateparty.org.au/
They're also advocating for the protection of digital copyrights which are important to me as I'm a writer myself. As you might be aware, Australia has recently been trying to make it harder for writers in Australia to sell their books in certain markets. The Australian Society of Authors has recently been vying for a HUGE campaign to not let that bill pass.
Then again, overall, Labor will win this time because the Libs released that stupid tradie commercial which made all the tradie voters (and their dumbfuck hick girlfriends) want to vote Labor instead.
>>79148261
Filling it in now.
Personally I'm selfish and just want to be able to continue earning a good salary and purchasing investment properties.
Which party is most likely to work with Britain to fuck the EU in the ass?
>>79148570
I should also mention that Labor party is advocating for better internet/NBN if that's what you're after.
>>79147922
>LE FUCK OFF WANKER CUNT XDXD ALL US AUSSIES ARE BOGANS WHO SWEAR AND SAY CUNT AND WANKER A LOT XDXD LOOK AT ME AMERICANS LOOKS AT HOW TOUGH AND ABRASIVE I AM YEAH FUCK CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER FUCK WE'RE FULL CUNT GRAB A VB MOYT XDXD LE CUNT HAVE A VB MOYT WANKER CUNT FUCKEN ASIAN SLOPE EYE CUNTS SHOULD FCUK OFF AND HAVE A VB WHILE FUCKING OFF CUNT AY AY LE CHEEKY XDXD CHEEKY CUNT JUST DID SOMETHING FUCKEN CHEEKY CUNT AY AY CUNT FUCK ME DEAD CUNT WANKERS NEED TO GET DRUNK 24/7 TO BE AN AUSSIE MOYT FUCK I WORK HARD AS A BRICKY NOW I GOT A HARD EARNED THIRST FOR GLASSING CUNTS XDXD
>>79149127
Greens voter detected.
I came over to surfers for holiday from NZ, do Australians find these ads as funny as I do? They sound like GTA radio ads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gTsu0WpI_o
Yeah don't care, it's not bad here.
>>79148570
Sounds like Liberal is what you're after...
same here
>>79150533
Yeah it's looking that way.
>>79150595
I shill for them for free. So take my advice with a grain of salt
Crystallised from LEFTIST TEARS that is!
But fuck I hope they win. I've never given a fuck till now. Fuck I used to vote Labor, once I even voted Green.
Oh don't forget Rise Up Australia Party in the Senate look em up online they're not as nutbag as their name sounds
wew
>>79151224
Fucken Legend
>>79151366
Cheers m8, just doing my part to MAuGA
>>79148261
>labor will win
Last I saw liberals were polling higher. Plus that tradie commercial shit was manufactured controversy, they're just trying to deflect from the fact that 90% of people tradie or otherwise want to buy and own property at some point in their life and labor fucked up hard with their negative gearing changes as far as people's dreams are concerned.
I learned about austrialian political parties at least
Can someone explain economic right vs left?
>>79152482
In a nutshell:
Left: Government intervention
Right: Laissez Faire
Of course there's much more to it than that, but this is about as simple a summary as possible.
>>79153144
What are the pros and cons of each?
So right has the con of leading to monopolies and left has the con of restricting the every day man?
>>79153233
I'm not an economist or have studied it much, but basically yeah. Absolute right economies may lead to outsourcing, monopolies, and so forth; but allows for freedom and private enterprise. Absolute left economies may lead to the bureaucracy getting in the way of enterprise, high taxes, dem programs, and so forth; it can also be protectionist and protect the rights/jobs of those relevant.
Someone please correct me if I'm wrong somewhere.
>>79153233
>what are the pros and cons of each
That's a long and intense debate but in a nutshell, right economic policies are almost always for the sake of economic growth for the country as a whole. Left economic policies are more for "the working class".
That being said, it doesn't matter what you vote. Australia has always and will always have the best economists in the world. You shouldn't vote too much based on what you think will be better for the economy. Not in this country anyway.
>>79148261
Labor won't win.
>>79151780
Tradie here can confirm, anyone trying to fuck with my negative gearing can fuck off and nearly every tradie I know has multiple properties.
Immigrant checking in
>>79147922
Who should I vote for lads? The vote compass didn't really help much.
>>79153831
How triggered did you get from that commercial?
>>79153923
Liberal with a number 2 in the ballot box for One Nation.
>>79149127
try harder cunt
>>79153573
>Australia has always and will always have the best economists in the world.
What makes you think this?
>>79153923
Libs, obviously.
Are there seriously no lefty retards on /pol/? Feels like nearly everyone in my generation is a massively liberal SJW type. Or perhaps they are just the most vocal so it seems like there are more of them.
One Nation, LNP or ALA
>>79154034
We were least affected by the GFC out of all the first world capitalist countries that were affected by it.
>>79154058
LNP with ALA as number 2.
Friendly reminder to vote 1 Shooters and Fishers and leave Liberal, Labor and Greens last. Don't give your first vote to those cunts.
What's some arguments I can use against the ALP to stir up my slut of an ex girlfriend.
>>79154203
stop revenge fantasising about her. Drop her from your life and move on, you'll be a much better man for it.
>>79154146
It's far more complex than that.
Do greens even have a slim chance to get in? I know someone that seems awfully sold on them getting in this time. Weren't lib going to give their vote to labour or something? I do not know these things.
>>79154399
Greens and Labor are basically the same thing now.
>>79147922
Wow, so close to the libs. You are a real piece of shit.
>>79154253
Goddamit. You're right. I should delete her of Kikebook
>>79154048
I'd bet there are a lot of 'lefties' on /pol/.
But they would be more like the classical liberals, not the modern day SJW communist stooge types.
>>79153573
>You shouldn't vote too much based on what you think will be better for the economy
Problem for me is that I don't care about social issues. I'm not a gay dude on a boat, doesn't affect me.
>>79154487
You should delete Faceberg entirely.
>>79149978
I laughed. It's literally vice city radio or some shit.
morning lads
>>79147922
Well, were i in Aussie land i would vote Labor?
huh?
>>79154936
You'd be voting Liberal. LNP is Liberal National Party
Voting Greens fourth year in a row.
>>79155004
Fuck off pothead.
>>79154944
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaudFcCCu1A
top kek
>>79155035
>pothead
Yes anon, the only reason I am voting Greens is because of weed. Quite the astute observation, friend.
Retard here, why do we have to number 1-6, we only have 1 vote right? Why do we have to more than just I'm voting for this party?
>>79155225
>trying to sound smart
>voted for greens
>>79154978
Good goy.
>>79155142
I love Leyonhjelm's outspoken distaste for the Greens. It's great.
>>79148570
Liberal Democrats my man. Fuck taxes, fuck scumbags leaching off welfare, fuck worthless immigrants.
>>79155287
>thinks I am trying to sound smart because I use the word "astute"
Way to demonstrate your complete ineptitude with the English language, anon.
Did you drop out in year 10 or something?
>>79148049
>'I don't understand politics.'
>On /pol/.
Why are you all so fucking ignorant?
>>79154476
Leftist scum located. How are your autismbux going?
>>79155456
>>79148049
rise up australia party
>>79147922
This is fucking terrible.
>>79155004
didn't know we voted every year
>>79147922
who else not enrolled
>>79155656
Yeah that's a bit of a joke hey.
Also, vote lib Democrats faggots.
LIBERAL DEMOCRATS
also, Rise Up Australia is superior to the ALA Zionist statists.
>>79155656
LOL
I got the same result and had a mighty kek
Telling the fauna to get fucked is a taboo in politics everywhere it seems
>>79155693
>LIBERAL DEMOCRATS
Mah nigga.
I'm voting greens. It's time Australia got a bit of Europeans cultural enrichment.
really though, we've been starving refugees on that island for too long, the least we can do is let them stay here after all that instead
>>79148672
More than like every one but probably not the green spin off party/the odd spin off labour party.
That's only a guess anon. Turnbull wants us to become a republic so I don't trust him negotiating on our behalf for the empire 2.0 and commonwealth free travel
Reminder that the ALP will be strict on immigration, without the internet censorship that would be introduced by the liberals
Is anyone here voting for Angry Anderson's anti-muslim party?
>>79155656
Vote 1 Liberal Democrats.
Leyonhjelm is the only one to tell them off
>more conservative than LNP
Probably because I took a hard-line stance against trannies, Abos and boat people.
lnp it is
>>79155922
Is that ALA? Yeah, they're #3 on my Senate ballot.
FUCKING BIGOTS
1488
>>79156022
Put Liberal Democrats before LNP in senate. Lib dems are even more hardline on cutting funding to commie shit and removing gender quotas.
Remember to uncuck the nation by putting a vote somewhere for One Nation
Man this didn't help me at all, what does my position on this even mean
>>79156473
Katter
>>79153491
absolute right doesn't lead to outsourcing, it makes your country a big company magnet as it becomes more a tax haven. Due to low taxation, companies will theoretically be able to employ more people, so less jobs outsourced.
The rest of what you said is fairly correct though.
>>79148049
You could try this as well
http://australia.isidewith.com/political-quiz
Covers a few more issues than the compass.
Did anybody watch tonight's episode of Ktichen Cabinet??
In the interview it was revealed that Bill Shorten is a step dad and married a woman who already had children.
Bill Shorten is literally a muh wife's son cuck candidate lmao
How does a cuck expect to be the Prime Minister of Australia??
>>79156986
The Labor candidate in my electorate strikes me as a bit of a cuck too. Some people just give off the vibe, you know.
>voting for L/NP
>voting for The Greens
I like Nazi stuff, like their equipment and things, am nationalist, don't like multiculturalism, like to blaze it, and am a NEET.
What does my result mean?
LMAO SEX PARTY?!?!?!
I like sex! I'm voting for that. MAYBE THEY'LL GET ME SOME.
>>79157068
Moncrieff's one is confirmed for 100% actual cuck too. My friend went school with him he is actually a certified fedora lord. I should get him to send me more rare exclusive pics of him.
>>79157350
Sex party will bring in more shitskins. The only sex that will be had are old worn-out whores, getting serviced by the black and arab cocks they import to fill their gaping axe wounds.
>>79157307
Your result is 100% KAP
Look up Katter's Australia Party
They are a socially-conservative, agrarian socialist/protectionist party.
>>79157307
That you should get out and vote LNP
>>79153491
Not correcting you, but your ID is pretty much Tangambalanga
>>79157538
I forgot to add they are also pretty nationalist too.
Bob is one of the top blokes in politics too tbqh
More liberal than liberal?
>>79157657
Yep. Go Katter. I find him far more trustworthy TBA other party leaders
>>79147922
>>79157793
*than
>>79157845
r u me
Can't screencap right now but I got pretty much >>79157722
>>79157381
How common is a cuckold poofy Labor MP? Mine is actually pretty based, he was a ten-time national powerlifting champion and used to own a few gyms before going into politics.
How do you travel between cities in Australia? Only by plane?
>>79149127
Kek.
Fuck off Green cunt.
Who here /Liberal/?
>>79158677
Most of us don't often travel interstate at all, but if we were to, it would usually be by plane, though driving interstate is not uncommon.
>>79147922
>
A regional doctor who founded the Australian Anti-Paedophile Party is being sued by a man who claims he has been falsely branded a paedophile.
William Russell Massingham Pridgeon, a Grafton GP, set up the political party last year and wrote on its website he had turned to politics as a last resort after trying desperately to protect his (((wife's son))) from what he claims is his biological father's paedophilia.
http://m.baka.com.au/nsw/australian-antipaedophile-party-sued-for-accusing-man-of-paedophilia-20160513-goukr9.html
Where were you when a retarded australian political test lead me to realize that loli haters are all cucks?
>>79158677
Generally, yes. Sometimes people will drive across.
>>79158729
here
Vote for...
ALA
One Nation
Rise UP
...then add...
LDP
Shooters
Independents
...finally the majors.
>>79147922
Cucked parties. They all want more "refugees".
Also: why isn't there a "sink the boats" option? Prevents repeat offenders.
>>79159033
>ALA
Back to Israel with thee
>>79159337
>they hate Muslims, they must be Jews meme
hi Achmed
do you honestly believe there's a single party that doesn't receive Jew funding?
>>79159306
I know. LNP is the best party on asylum seekers though, ALP used to be pro-boat people but the turn the boats back was so popular with the australian people that the ALP completely changed to sending the boats back and holding them off shore.
WHO /katter/ HERE?
>>79159619
Does his party support removing kebab?
Voted Greens in lower house.
Animal justice then greens in the senate.
this country has raped our environment for too long.
>>79159470
ALA are Zionist cucks my friend.
Their website is full of israeliboo trash.
>>79159619
>can't banter against the katter
>>79158677
Depends, living in Canberra I'd drive to Sydney and Melbourne unless it's imperative that I get there immediately. I've always flown to Brisbane and Perth. (Excluding an end of year Uni roadtrip)
Ideally wanted a party in favour of no refugees but can settle for LNP. Crazy that ALP supports setting quotes for females in parliament and them and the Greens think kids should be taught about transgenderism in primary school, no way they get my vote.
>>79153233
The right tends to ignore the issue of market failure; i.e., the fact that in some industries, such as healthcare, education, utilities (natural monopolies), fuel use and power generation (negative externality associated with greenhouse gas emissions), normal market outcomes lead to an outcome that is not Pareto efficient; a better social outcome is possible. The right does this for two reasons; the first practical- just because the market can't deliver a particular good or service, doesn't necessarily mean the government can step in and do a better job (government failure), the second ideological; the right generally is more libertarian, believing that ambitious entrepreneurs should be able to invest their money as they see fit without government oversight.
The left tends to ignore issues of political or government failure and will argue for government intervention in the economy to correct market failure. There is the obvious practical reasons, free markets in healthcare and education lead to wildly inefficient outcomes due to systemic market failure in those industries, but there is also an ideological argument regarding inequality of wealth in society; in general, the right doesn't care about inequality, or at least, thinks it's less important than freedom.
In general, it's really difficult to discern which one is better, all the easy questions have been answered. The left would never argue for the government controlled production of agricultural food stuffs, because it is so abundantly clear that the right is correct on that issue, free market is the way to go. The right would never argue for a free market in military defense, as it's so clearly better done by governments. That's your job as a voter to decide, we can't do that for you. My politics are generally right wing, but the choice that is right for you won't be right for me.
>>79147922
Fucking plebs.
>>79147922
I'm voting Green because nature
Which party will abolish private job agencies and raise my fortnightly NEETbux payment?
>>79164044
I want to afford a house within the next five years so i'm leaning towards Labor. Don't like the greens' refugee policies and gay marriage but the NBN is tempting. Liberal? No chance.
Which one has the best chance of winning?
>>79164815
I'd say Labor at this point. Greens have always been the underdog and too many people are frustrated with the Liberals.
>Free market Conservative party called the "liberals"
Why is this always a thing?
>>79160010
so basically they agree with Hitler's first solution to the kikes?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haavara_Agreement
>if the Jewish population was concentrated in a single foreign entity, then foreign diplomatic policy and containment of the Jews would become easier
>>79164044
Reeeee
Fuck you commie scum
You will be first on the slave gang when lib dems start fucking all the neets off
>>79165861
>LDP
ah the good old merchants posing as "civil libertarians" party
>>79147922
Voting for liberal democrats because guns
>>79165404
Economic liberals. Not the American left wing definition.
What does Palmer United stand for? I want to vote for them but only because based Palmer want to build Jurassic Park irl.
Use isidewith.com its much more broad and in-depth.
>>79168165
I'm voting ALA, one nation and libdems
>>79168079
All I could really gather is that he wants good pensions, low taxes, and freer trade. Somewhat cucked on refugees and stuff though.
>>79165404
Virtually everywhere but the US refers to the economic right as "liberal". It is your own use of the term that is aberrant.
>you should vote Labour cause I said so anon
What area code do I put in?
>>79169302
Just put 2000, that's Sydney's area code.
>>79169302
3986
>>79169302
>>79169507
You all are a bunch of faggot commies. Why isn't there a political party for me?
>>79169846
>Why isn't there a political party for me?
>Prisma Ilya watcher
Because Australia doesn't take kindly to pedos.
>>79147922
>tfw no party
>>79170279
If you were a bit more conservative, you'd be in Katter territory
>>79147922
>vote compass
FUCK THAT SHIT
>>79159761
you disgust me
>>79159687
Australia Liberty Alliance
One Nation
Rise Up Australia
Are the lib dems the most based paty?
>balanced budgets
>less taxes, government spending and regulations
>flat tax
>no climate bullshit
>no subsidies
>no SJW, transgenderbullshit and affirmative action
>in favor of shooting and self defense rights
>dude weed lmao
Im wondering tho, are they in favor of stopping the boats and detaining illegals? Also whats their stance on abbos?
Suck me off at the next station.
did I good, /pol/?
>>79171638
Yes.
>>79171638
Anything in the lower right is best.
t. Netherlands
>tfw no Lib dem or Lib counterpart in Germany
>>79157427
Sex Party are mild libertarians. So if you like based Leyonhjelm, chuck em a high preference.
>>79172554
>greens
>63%
>>79172554
Not bad, Achmed.
Not bad....
>>79171699
>>79171707
cheers lads, have a partridge for making me feel welcome
>>79173273
fucking gross
>>79172439
FDP?
>>79173273
Kill yourself
>>79173273
>>79173461
They are the closest it gets. But when they actually had the choice to make some change they just supported the social democratic narrative in German politics.
>>79172930
Dunno why, in OPs compass i was breddy close to the Libs.
>>79171876
Spooky
>>79173273
I voted the same as I would in the US.
>>79175013
not bad m8
does not voting make me a bad person?
>>79175125
you get fined like $200
>>79175183
but what if i was to not enroll at all?
>>79175119
Anti-immigration, anti-"free trade", and I only agree with "Pro-choice" because it means the shitty people that already made it in the country will be less likely to keep their spawn.
>>79175317
just looked it up and it's only a $20 for not voting even if youre not enrolled unless you have a good reason for not voting.
>>79173364
>>79173473
>>79173786
>>79174115
So much right wing butthurt.
>>79158729
yee jobs and growth
