>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>who is robert
What you missed earlier tonight...
> Son choking mother
> Mother choking daughter
> Gang disturbance.
> Woman held hostage while apartment is ransacked
> Random dude exposing himself to rush hour traffic
> No one wants to pick up the dead body.
> Check your keys! Please Please Please Please
> He punched a dog
> Shut your Mouth!
> Who's guarding the gun in the street?
> 12-year-old car thieves
> Man with nunchucks scaring people
> Hispanic man beating woman in apartment
> Passenger maces driver for pulling over for ambulance
> Homeless man excessively drooling
> Look out for the Air-a-bat-ic
> Send the police back to the house they just left they're fighting again.
> Man putting rag in gas tank, trying to light up car.
> Rapid fire 20 shots
> He's trying to blow up a car
> Throw it on the boss, I'm going to lunch
> Cop locked his keys in his cruiser
> Someone stole a cop's coat
> Woman in wheelchair yelling and blocking sidewalk
> Couple having sex on top of car
> Hispanic man beating woman in car
> "Group of guys" hanging out on Pope John Paul II drive
> Cop who didn't check keys "talking" about Robert
> Man seen "running heavy" (carrying weapon)
> Hispanic with bookbag on bike waving gun
> Disturbance at Dunkin Donuts. Every unit in town offers to respond.
> Beaten up by "daughter of childrens father" (flowchart will follow later)
> The perp is black, his socks are red, and his gun is blue
> Bipolar mother won't get out of car at hospital.
> Daughter threw brick through window of her own house
> Black man not allowing black woman to leave apartment
> Shots fired in apartment complex, bullets confirmed lodged in walls
FIRST FOR MEMES
ROBERT REPORTING IN
first for bobbert
i hate black people
FIRST FOR MAN NAMED BLACK SELLING CRACK
> Large fight in lot, bats involed
> two black men and one woman armed with a knife coerced a pit bull into attacking someone. Attack was fatal.
> Black man found in sewer trying to drag a black woman in
> CHECK YOUR KEYS
> Man escaped from hospital with IV still in arm
> Man got woman in a headlock
> Multiple fireworks complaints
> Grabage can on fire
> Bald black man high on drugs
> Sad Trombone played
> Group of guys smoking drugs in a white car
> Group of people fighting next to red four door
> Someone called in stating they were smacked on the behind by a male hispanic
> Random car found with dome light on
> Fight broke out in a movie theater
> Black woman in alley way exposing herself
> Three little boys threw a wet rag on the caller's sunroof.
> Black man shoved his grandmother
> Neighbors fighting in their back yard with BBQ equipment
> People calling in saying drugs were being peddled out of a white car - nothing further
> Burgler alarm triggered, motion sensor triggered
> 7 shots fired from a green suv - Nothing. Further.
> Officer Williams are you working tonight?
> Shots fire on Hamilton - Nothing Fired
> Foot Pursuit on Albany, through back yards.
> 3 women, 3 men, drinking, smoking weed, has guns, selling crack, out of garage. Male's name was "wag"
> Very happy people making noise on tracks
> Woman called in saying Bf/husband was on his way. Was going to kill her
> Cop called in chasing black blazer
at a HIGH rate of speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
i'm good but I could use one more car and then a discreet, in the baaack.
>tfw taking a big dump RIGHT NOW
Is there anyone ITT comfier than me?
Mods need to sticky thread so we dont have to keep making new threads
>>79469580
My repeating numbers will be the death toll this weekend CHECK EM
>>79469673
> Forgetting Man named Black selling crack
>>79469684
10-4 Robert, Robert keys checked Robert?
I didn't know Chicago was a literal human zoo
>>79469735
pics or gtfo
>>79469738
THIS. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF MODS.
include me in the screencap
Have 'em at the ready
>>79469696
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Fucking curbed the car!
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg
>>79469735
I took a huge shit today, felt proud I made something that big
>>79469738
needs a new board >>>/rob/
> GANG DISTURBANCE
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-holiday-weekend-police-plan-met-0702-20160701-story.html
G A N G DISTURBANCE
>>79469735
you will never be as comfy as storage slav.
GANG DISTURBANCE
>>79469738
MODS!!! Sticky this, you're killin us maaaan.
>>79469738
>doesnt want a comfy thread
This is going to be quite a weekend lads who here /comfy/ for days?
Is Robert Ben Garrison?
MODS STICKY PLEASE, FOR ROBERT'S SAKE
>1 post by my ID
>>79469580
Reporting in for the
BINGO BANGO BONGO WE DONT WANNA LEAVE THE CONGO OH NONONONO
>>79469827
>Chicagos top cop
>Not robert
wtf
>>79469750
see >>79469701
Thought they said "wag"
I'm reaching /comfy/ levels that shouldn't be possible.
> north lmao street
top kek
sellin crack
>>79469735
In bed, eating a bowl of strawberries and a Tastycake kekking at nig nogs wasting each other. Nigga I'm mad cozy
How much do CPD officers get paid? Anybody have an idea?
>>79469910
nice
>>79469846
>don't work till the evening tomorrow
>get to stay up later and listen to the scanner while praising robert and black the crackman
feels good lads
>>79469846
super comfy for the weekend
I don't know /pol/. Is this even real? How can one city be so incredibly and consistently outrageous? I have never met one person who has done something remotely close to the kind of bullshit that happens every 20 minutes in these threads. Is Chicago even real or am I falling for some very elaborate bait?
>>79469229
This is fucking hot, and more people need to acknowledge it, Robert.
For real.
>>79469673
>>79469701
I gotta be honest- /pol/ has been bumming me out lately. Chicago Robert threads bring me hope and happiness.
>>79469900
/cozy/ is the new /comfy/
Gettin gas, smirks, gettin GAAASSY BABY
>>79469943
Not enough. I can tell you that right now.
>smoking a joint
>playing hearts of iron 4
>listening to this
Im pretty comfy
They coming in through the floor
>>79469971
It is niggers. We should have a Johannesburg police scanner thread.
>>79469943
Not enough
>>79469971
shit is real bro.
>>79469943
30k & all the 'side money' you can
>>79469900
i havent been this comfy since BREXIT
> sipping on a beer - taking a drink everytime i hear "robert"
> eating some goldfish
> mad /comfy/ up in this bitch tonight
>niggers coming up through the floors
scary shit tbqh
>>79469996
They need double pay for all this shit they gotta put up with, stay strong cop bros
Who /DutchMasters/ sweet cigars here? Smash dat like button!!
>>79469986
/snug/ is the new /cozy/
>>79469735
I'm listening to the thunderstorm outside, playing KSP, shitposting with you guys, and am being amused with the police scanner's output
I am super fucking comfy
13 Robert is on every night
he's my bro
ten for ten for shots fired
>>79470026
My first thought too lol
>listening to scanner for the past few nights
>one of the calls is brought up in a national news story the next day
>know I was there to enjoy it live with my /pol/ buddies
It feels like the Zimmerman trial in these threads
>>79470026
now thats thinkin like a nog
>SHOTS FIRED
>>79469971
this is the real police scanner for chi town? what don't you fucking get?
Love this! Someone do a summary!
>>79469784
WA FAG BINGO CHECKING IN
>98642
>10-4 ROBERT
PRAY WE DONT LISTEN TO A ROBERT DIE TONIGHT. KEK PLEASE.
>>79470029
Soweto would be a riot, but I don't think the public can listen to their scanners
i am comfy
>>79470043
Nightmare shit
shots fired....oh this might be a domestic....we'll wait. Holy shit
WHAT THE FUCK
>ALIENS
SPOOKY
OH SHIT THAT JAMMING
Sky king?
what the fuck
WTF
CHECK YOUR KEYS
REEEEE
>whoever that was didn't sound happy.
>BWWWAAAAM
Movie trailer commiting crimes in Chicago now?
Wtf was that?!?!
DA FAQ WAS THAT
TRANSFORMERS
ayy lmaos on the radio??
o gog what was that
THE FUCK WAS THAT BRRRRRRRR
JESUS FUCK WHAT WAS THAT
GIGGA NIGGA IS IN CHICONGO
>>79470041
>goldfish
Mah nigga
SUDDENLY FUCKING MEGATRON
THAT SOUND IT'S CTHULU
WHAT WAS THAT SOUND AAAAHHHHH ITS THE WAR OF THE WORLDS, ROBERT HELP US
>ALIEN NOISES
FUUARK
what was that fucking sound
>>79469971
Detroit is honestly crazier.
Chicago just has a lot more people at this point.
WHAT WAS THAT, AN ALIEN INVASION?!!!!
>THESE RADIOS ARE TERRIBLE
>I DID NOT COPY
GODZILLA ATTACK
>> fuckinG ALIENS ARE INVADING CHICAGO
>>79469784
PRAYING FOR ROBERTS AND DANK MEMES.
>SMOKE WHEN SHOTS FIRED
REAPERS ARE COMING
>sounds of alien invasion
WTF DID BIGFOOT JUST CHECK IN??
WTF????
ARRRRRRGGGGRRRRR
>>79469735
Holy shit,me to!!
>>79469971
Looks like a fucking malteser
A HAND WAVER
> The Law Offices of KAT
that sounded like a fucking Mass Effect reaper
BRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
IT'S THE FUCKING REAPERS. CHICAGO IS BEING INDICKTRINOOTED
(((katz))) law offices
>>79469784
LAST ONE ROBERTS. #MAGA
shots fired.
10 shots.
still shooting
>10 shots fired
>still shooting
>TERMINATOR ALIEN REEE!!!
you really should be using
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Same exact feed, but you get the cinematic soundtrack to go along with it
maximum comfy
SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED
>>79470193
>THAT SOUND IT'S CTHULU
It's about time2
>>79469971
BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE ARE INHERENTLY VIOLENT
PEOPLE AREN'T RANDOMLY RACIST, ON A GENETIC LEVEL THEY ARE PRONE TO VIOLENT OUTBURSTS AND A LACK OF FORESIGHT IN GENERAL
Is listening to this shit actually interesting?
I got 20mins to kill and was planning on watching Futurama but if this is good I'll listen
>>79470198
yeah, I agree with this. debt riot has a higher level of crazy, but a much smaller quantity.
>>79469971
on chimpmania go take a look at the general nigger crime section,
>>79470269
Kek bless you WA fag #MAGA
T̡̟̫͖̼̰͇͇̞̥͍̫̹̩̫̬̖̀͡ḩ̴̷̵̜͉̺̹̝̞̖͕̹͓̝̗̜̞̤̞è̢̜̱̘̗́y̡̰̳̱̩͓̬̲̲̜̯͘͢͠'̸̨̕҉̦̥̙̥̦̰̬͖͇r͏̛̝͓͖̠̦̜̝̥͙͎͎̹͙̖͍́͟͡e̷̤̦̤̩͢ ҉̧̧̢̺̘̠̱̦̤͕̰̗͉c̶̠̪͍͈͔͚͉͇̭̣̻͉̀͡͞o̥̺̮͉͈͜͝m̷͎͍̯̺͇̥͉͔̀͠͠ͅi҉̴̩̤̪̞̯̭̤̣̪̟͙̩̗̰̤̼̮̤̱̕n̷̵̡̫̫͇͈̱̞͚̺̬͎͈͠͞g̨̹̮̝͎͍̰̺͓͢͜.̧̡̛͎̻̮̯̩̳͚͍̱͙̼͇̰̯ ͏̶̣͉̻̖̩̮̬̝̘̕̕͡ͅḰ͓̘̠̝̺̟͔͇̦̜̭͖̖͉̗͢e̜̰͍̩͉̕͜ḵ̢͎̲͈͚͉͔̲̘͘͘͡ ̸͚͙̹̥̖̀͠ͅw͉̖͚͉̟͓̥͓̝͜͜i̷̵̸͔͍͚̣̩̝̩̻̻̺̘̣͚͜ͅͅͅl͏̶̼͉̤͎̮̝̗͚ͅl͍̪̙̠͚̲̞͍̕͞s̷̴̺̲͈͉̪͚̳̪̲̟̤̞̻͚͎̬̀͝͡ͅ ̷̢̞̱̟̻͉͚̱͕͉t̷̲̳̣͓̱̜̯̻̬̪̮͈͘h͏̶̧̝̹̝̰͘͠i̶̡̧͙̼̮̠̻̭̩̺̙̖̮̹̥͎̬̲͎̦̼ş̘̮̫̞̮̖̠̲̰̖̠̖̻̤͡ͅ ̴͕̞̯̩͙̝͎̳̺͔̳͉́͢ͅì̯̦̝̮͖̞͕̺͘̕͜n͔͔̤̩̘̘͙͎͖̩̜̝̮͇̯̣̣͉͡v̘̥̪̙̹̹͔̜̬̳̩͙̣̀͠a̵̪̺̹̲̪͉̮͖̳͔̭̙̱͡͞͞ṣ̺̩̠̕͘͜í͠҉̵̮̻͙͕͔̳͖̜̲̲͎̫̰͕͈̖͈ǫ̵̶̥̬̫͇̞̼̯̲̮̗̖̙͕͠n̶͔͚̠̺͕͘͞͝.҉̸̶̹̣̜͎̞͔̞̼̖̕ͅ
>>79470178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pwKMYik9A8>>79470186
>>79470311
if you like niggers tunneling up through the floor
>>79470198
maybe we could rotate a different city each week or so? do all the highest crime indexes
>>79470311
There was just a fucking ALIEN on stream man.
>>79470311
Look at the thread, we're having a ball.
>>79470293
this is exactly what i want
>>79470311
It's comfy
> Shots fired
more shots fired
>>79470311
yes
yesterday
2237 listeners, so comfy. Can't wait till it hits 2750+
>>79470342
literally this
>>79470255
Exact thing it sounded like
>>79470210
>implying
>SHOTS FIRED
>SHOTS FIRED
>SHOTS FIRED
>>79470311
You get to listen to a city tear itself to pieces every night. How is that not interesting?
>>79470342
Welcome to the tread pasta niggur GET COMFY
what is it when they say slow down
>>79470051
They make up for it by keeping a lot of the drug money or straight up drugs they find. Some also take bribes and such.
You're delusional if you think that anyone would do this shit for regular pay. The departments don't care as long as things don't get out of hand. They literally wouldn't have cops otherwise.
>>79470082
It's insane to think how quick /pol/ is onto a lot of events.
Best example is the syria general thread. There are at least a dozen regulars on those threads that know more about this conflict than 90% of the experts and politicians making decisions about it.
>stop the party bus
>dont let him park
STOP EM FROM COMIN BACK HERE
>party bus
they're coming to get you /pol/
STOP THAT FUCKING TARDY BUS
HE KEEPS TRYING TO PARK AND TAKE UP ALL THIS ROOM BACK HERE
HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
Stop the bus
Big party bus keeps coming back here, trying to park. He can't park, he doesn't understand dat though, he can't park
>>79470179
Heard that too holy fucck
Oh shit it's the party bus!
>Good moawnin when ur up an roawlin
BRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWL GOOD MORNING CHECKING IN ROBERT
> CAR IN THE ALLEY
Do niggers live in fucking alleys?
>THAT IS NOT A CONDITION
>2200+ listeners
I keep saying that the listener count is directly correlated to the level of happening.
It should hit 2500 in the next hour or so.
Stable is not a condition, Robert.
>>79470438
Oh god no, they should get paid more for this bullshit in general
>>79469701
>shots fired from green suv.
I've heard green suv being involved in suspicious things the last couple evenings
gunshot wound to foot
>>79470378
I think chicago is probably the best overall for this.
High volume, yet still fairly unpredictable.
>GUN SHOT ONE TO THE FRONT
>>79470502
yes
>>79469701
God bless you. I've been listening and still missing some of this shit.
>shot in the foot
STABLE
>What's the condition of your victim?
Say stable. SAY STABLE.
>>79470499
10-4 Robert, keys checked
>Gunshot wound to the foot
Thats what was said right?
How do the black dispatchers feel about the blacks in chi-town?
Shot in the foot. Oh lawd!!!
>>79470502
well what do you want them to do the sewers are full of fucking rape monsters
>>79470555
stable is not a condition
>>79470560
ONE TO THE FRONT
>>79470111
ayyyy..... bunnings in glenfield watwat
> GANGBANGERS
I used to fly out of Chicago weekly awhile ago
This thread is great
First time listening in, long time reader
>>79470293
This is pretty suspenseful desu
>>79470560
Yeah
>>79470569
They keep repeating to themselves, #NotAllBlacks until they believe it
Sheeeit, we ain't got someone shot in the ass lately, that's weird.
THROWIN ROCKS AT THE WINDOW
Hispanic breaking into building
>BUILD WALL
>STATED HES GOING TO GET HER
>NOW HES THROWING ROCKS
KEK
>>79470599
no there filled with the nigger monsters. Like in escape from NYC
The herrassing black male is back for more throwing rocks it seems
Now there's someone tossing rocks at a window
Gonna get 'er
>tfw you throw rocks at her window to try and win her heart
>about to get rekt by cops
Throwing rocks at her window
kek
How do these work? Is all of chicagos cops using these? It's just dispatch ? How the fuck are they so busy
>Hispanic trying to break in
>told to leave
>now throwing rocks
>said he was "going to get her"
SLIDE WHISTLE
Good Mornin
> TRYING TO GET HER TO LEAVE, DECIDES TO THROW ROCKS AT WINDOW
Clever nigger
>hispanic white shirt black pants black hat
>trying to break in
>occupant told her to leave
>said he'll get her by throwing rocks through the window
dude what
>>79470530
Mexico city would be the awesome, just think how many people die there a day. But wouldn't be english. I bet more than juan hundred people get killed there a day.
>slide whistle.wav
shift change
Lets share fond memories of Chicago
>2009
>go to a 7-11 store (no gas station)
>buy superior apple heads instead of lemon heads
>get my change back
>Maple nigger nickel
Pretty cash to see Frostback money for the first time
>>79470660
>male attempting to break into building, female occupant asked him to leave, male stated he's going to get her and started throwing rocks
mods sticky please these threads are too fast
Someone best have a thread ready in a few minutes. This bitch is #rolling.
>>79470538
I aim to please
>Good morning, when you're up and #rolling
>>79470691
Hispanic
>good mornin, before your travels tonight, pick a kid up
must be shift change for the cops right now
>>79470210
>>79470255
>>79470412
Kek. Reapermind.
>FUCKING ROCKCHUCKING SPICS
Take that BS back to your ziggurat!
>>79470737
thought the same fucking thing!
BATTERY IN PROGRESS
I am now using Robert for my name at Starbucks/restaurants
> BATTERY IN PROGRESS 3 MALES VS 1 FEMALE
Oh boi
>>79470676
There was an "inner thigh" hit earlier, either of which usually means self-inflicted from stuffing handguns into their pants waistband.
>MACED
> 3 males vs. 1 female, female sprayed mace
>battery in progress 3m vs 1f behind a library
>>79470784
My bad, could've swore this was about the call where the guy was threatening to come over and kill her
nogs at library trying to learn and getting spray with mace, arrest that bitch
>5 MALES
>1 FEMALE
>She maced a nog
She gon' git Raped.
>>79470760
The favelas in Rio senpai.
Female spraying mace behind the library
3 males 1 female
female maces some one
heating up boys.
>got their shirts off
fucking canadians
>>79470725
This is city wide, and there are apparently zoned dispatches as well
We probably get to hear 10% of what's going on
>3 males shirts off fighting
>>79470832
Bonus points if you're in Chicago
> 3 MALES TOOK THEIR SHIRYS OFF
This is gonna turn into rape
>shirtless females fighting
New thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S700Rd4iZfs
>battery
>3 males, 1 female
>shirts off
Chicago.
>>79470768
So let me get this straight. You bought candy, got short-changed, and were happy about it?
>>79470725
this is just one dispatch (Chicago Police and Fire). There are many many more, most on private frequencies that you'd need a digital radio and the correct tone/code/color/zone/whatever to listen.
>>79470884
That is absolutely insane
>>79470866
WE WUZ RETURNIN BOOKS
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
>DRINK
OR
>FAP
OR
>SMOKE
>yoooo when we gonna get that eastbound closed down
YO, WHEN WE GUN GET THAT EASTBOWN CLOSED DOWN NIGGAZ??!
YO WHEN WE GON GET THAT EASTBOUND
>>79470907
NICE
>>79469580
>just past 11pm on Friday before July 4th
>real Robert hours
if theres not a blood bath im gonna be disappointed
>>79470885
Always with the shirts off.....
>yo uh when we gonna get dat eastbound offa uhh lakeshore drive closed down??
nogs.
WHEN WE GONNA GET THAT EASTBOUND CUMMIN???!?!
>Yo where we gonna get the uuuuh north shore drive closed down, hollah baaack!
YO WHEN WE GETTIN SOME CARS ON EASTBOUND
WE GON GET DAT EASBOUND
>>79470951
kek
>who else /comfy/ as fuck tonight
