>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>UHAUL
>FIREWORKS
>ROBERTS
>GSWs
>DRUNK NIGNOGS
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://copradar.com/tencodes/
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>>79355876
TONIGHT (PREGAME POST)...
>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)
>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT
>UHAULS...STOLEN, USED IN CRIMES, FUARKING EVIL.
>Body in an alley
>Some guy jumped off of a balcony with jewelry
>Bunch of drunk drivers
>Some guy slapped a 4 year old and ran off
>FORNICATION
>ELIZABETH IS UNDER A BRIDGE (OH GOD SOMEONE SAVE HER)
>ROBERT HAS ACKNOWLEDGED
>ULULLULULULULLULULULU
>WOMAN SCREAMIN IN BACK OF A NISSAN...PULLED INTO IT BY NIG. THEY FIGHHTIN'
>AWWWW MAN, FREE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Hiding under the bridge from the people who are looking for...no one. (audiable sigh)
>YOU GET 'EM, GRANDPAW GIL!
>SPECIAL DOMESTIC: WHOLE GOD-DAMNED FAMILY, MOMMA, DADDY, THE THE KIDS, ALL INTOXICATED.
>JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BRIDGES.
What a God-Damned city...
(REPOSTING FROM LAST THREAD)
Its impossible to have a real conservation with you guys as soon as i point out the obvious that Chicago needs new guns laws i get spammed with nothing but hate,
there are many ways you could implement a gun free Chicago and it would only be for places like Chicago
>Make owning a gun punishable for 20 years
>Make selling a gun punishable by life in prison
>Arrest all people with prior gun violations
Its that simple if you would only do something like that Chicago would be a much better place,
Why cant something like this work? The current situation isn't working......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh75XAB4UxI
>>79355876
Based Robert.
Based Robert
First for praise KEK
sharts fired! from alley
>first for chimpcongo
>>79355876
>>79355965
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)
>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT
>BUSTED! ARMED AND DANGEROUS...WARRANT OUT FOR FAILURE TO APPEAR/POSSESSION OF HEROIN
>RAPID CALLS: MALE BREAKING INTO A CAR, A MALE ASSAULTING A CAR, B&E OF AN ABANDONED BUILDING
>THAT BITCH IN THE CAR IS STILL SCREAMING!
Stable is not a condition, Robert.
6th for robby
https://youtu.be/D6KRIMASing
Hey bros I need to know... Is Robert's condition stable yet?
>>79355973
this is laff at nig thread pls go elsewhere with ideas you knwo cant be conversed on this board
>>79355973
Fuck off kike
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>79355973
Or we just send the blacks to africa? Would cost less than enforcing all that shit and would improve America for everyone.
>>79355973
>No fun allowed
sudden spanish sentences
When crime threatens the streets, and the honest man and woman can't walk the streets at night.
When a nation calls out for a hero, a hero answers.
his name is Robert.
>>79355991
> nig assaulting a car
Makes me kek everytime imagining it
>>79356059
He is immortal
>>79355973
DO NOT RESPOND TO THE TROLLS TRYING TO DERAIL THIS THREAD
DO NOT RESPOND TO THE TROLLS TRYING TO DERAIL THIS THREAD
DO NOT RESPOND TO THE TROLLS TRYING TO DERAIL THIS THREAD
DO NOT RESPOND TO THE TROLLS TRYING TO DERAIL THIS THREAD
>>79356059
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION ROBERT
NEW GAME
NEW GAME
Try to find the worst screen shot from google maps of Chicago.
Paste google maps links and if possible a screen shot.
I'll start with this one
https://www.google.com/maps/@41.7759549,-87.6714159,3a,75y,316.72h,84.68t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sgZAXH8QeHRo1RZPrCAyI6g!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en
>>79356059
Robert, see Robert
>>79356006
>>79355973
>one post by this id
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_bKpbiMz3A
I PRAY TO YOU KEK I HAVE NO STRINGS TIEING ME TO THIS GAY EARTH ANY MORE. BURN THIS FUCKING CITY DOWN AND LET ROBERT DISPENSE JUSTICE.
story so far
>>79356140
Looks like the row houses in The Wire where the niggers hid bodies.
>>79355973
What about knives ?
What about gorillas just snatching up your peach with raw strength and raping the purity out of her?
You know how to fight?
Side note: did you guys hear that!?!
>>79355876
Do black people like Kung-Fu movies?
>DOUBLE DIGITS
THE FUCKIN DISPATCH IS GUIDED BY KEK TONITE FRENDS
>>79355973
YOU WANT THIS, YOU LITTLE SLUT? COME AND GET IT. DADDY'S GONNA MAKE YOUR CHERRY ASS WORK FOR THEM (YOU)S!
JEAN JACKET
we 90s now
>>79356176
Needs to be updated with a garage reference, Robert.
>doing a little foot patrol
Bet it'd be worst than the actual Iraq
>>79356258
other one has it
why are we discussing gun control during a chimpout thread?
>>79356258
Actually, nothing garage specific. I'll put it on the next one.
>>79356286
Right? I can't imagine what it's like being a policeman walking a beat in Chiraq. It must feel like a literal war every day.
Dispatcher getting sassy.
I feel like if I was a cop or a dispatcher I'd start hearing radio banter when I'm actually not. It would drive me insane.
>>79355973
So throw all the nogs in jail is what you're saying?
>>79356258
Robert bingo is a 2-card game. you need the red and blue boards to play.
>>79356341
You the real MVP, Robert.
White van planting steel cable across road
Chicago is like mad max fucked
>>79356322
That's a shill to try and distract the hilarity of Chiraq
Not doubt a black or college cuck that's in the wealthy part of Chi
>>79356322
Retards cant help but respond to b8
Is that Aussie planing of going into the heart of darkness still around? Or was he just just screwing with us
>Deshawn
>>79356384
i think they said pulling cable, like actual utility workers
Here's one
>>79356350
Sassy dispatch is best dispatch
>>79356384
What the fuuuuck?
>>79356348
If you're on the South or West side: it sucks dick.
If you're anywhere else: it's boring as fuck.
I know plenty of Chicago cops who work in the boring parts of town and they beg for action.
>>79356322
It's one guy shitposting
>born in 2000.....
>named d'sean
>>79356296
Battery in progress, scratch it
Thanks for the music stream from last thread this is good shit.
Domestic violence!
Back story on Robert?
>>79356446
Try harder
>>79356447
FRIG OFF BOBANNAN
robert
>>79356460
this is good.
>homeless guy sitting around outside in winter
>>79356355
out of the corner of your eye...movement...but you are comforted in knowing it is a friendly force, HE, is a friendly force. Robert has your back. Robert is in your head always, guiding your dindu slaying rounds, and sassing those officers who would dare question your codeage
>>79356508
>>79356447
DUD DESAN DINDU NUTIN HE DIDNT MEAN TO HOLD UP THAT LIQOUR STORE
>>79356452
Ohhhh makes sense
>>79356485
No problem bro
/comfy/
>>79355973
>>79356061
>>79356075
>>79356077
>>79356128
>>79356151
>>79356213
>>79356250
>>79356356
I miss the Chiraq threads without pointless trolls and debates
DO NOT RESPOND TO BAIT
DO NOT RESPOND TO BAIT
DO NOT RESPOND TO BAIT
DO NOT RESPOND TO BAIT
>>79356348
>no ESAPI armor and helmet
>no AR on your person
>no squad or more as backup
>no snipers and drones watching out for you
>just you alone with shitty kevlar, a .40, some shitty training, and the sass of the dispatch
Hazard pay 24/7 should be in effect
>>79356485
which music?
Robert
>>79356508
Don't want to spoil the fun.
But if you stay in this thread for 1 hour, you too will know the power of Robert
>>79355973
You can take away our guns butt.... *unsheathes katana* our katana will not be infringed. It ain't personnel, kiddo.
>>79356508
http://pastebin.com/Q3UtxrWW
Who's the fucking crazy old cop that keeps freaking out about traffic, doesn't he know there is a war going on
>>79356569
> everybody hates him
> click here to see why
DARUDE SANDSTORM
>>79356569
>1734 Robert
ok I got it now thanks famalam
>>79356554
I think that one person is flipping off the google car
>>79356447
I'll give you my rarest cheeseburger if you fuck off, Randy.
>>79356475
>>79356475
ayyy, welcome back, Robert.
you 10-41 this zone? I'm already rolling on the TONIGHT posts. kek. The pregame was busy, apparently.
>>79355973
If the Chiraq scanner proves anything it's that you can't wait for the cops to come to arrest someone with a gun.
>>79356697
two smokes, lets go
>>79356447
Knock knock
>>79356508
Just gotta lurk a bit, bro
It's just a code-word dispatch uses
And we're meming it up
Black man with a gun
>here we go
I've discovered a goldmine of shittiness in Englewood, Chicago.
>MALE BLACK COMPLEXION GUN IN WAISTBAND WITH BLUE JEANS
the classic nigger
What did I miss?
>>79356705
i'll take lead if you want me too, it's getting a bit late in chiraq
>3 guys
>one golf cart
>cigar in mouth
>gun in waistband
i hope he blows his ass off like the backpack kid yesterday (2 days ago?)
>he's standing in blue jeans with a gun in his waistband with four other guys
Bet he DOSENT even have the safety on no wonder these idiots shot there dicks off
>>79356775
Englewood is shit personified.
>>79355876
that picture looks like my frday nights lol
>>79355965
>>79355991
>>79356802
Read up friendo
>facebook posts
kek they actually monitor shit through social media.
Bad dad, took away daughter's phone, hitting daughter's friend
>facebook complaint
>dad took away phone
woah son shits cray cray
>Facebook posts warrant the cops
>>79356738
The nation is catching on.
MAD DAD
Did the anon whom emailed cpd that glorious OC ever get a response ?
It needs to hang above their water cooler.
>hitting her friend Constantly
The city should just hire mercenaries from the Iraq/Afgh wars to patrol the city in MRAPs
>>79356609
It's literally hell. You know the Chicago Police must have awful attrition. Who the fuck would work that job if they could work anywhere else, you know?
>>79356775
That is the same place I am looking at
>>79356817
was he the one who got shot left groin thru right buttcheek?
>>79356803
Some other anon is making threads at the moment. I figure we're all invested enough in this hobby of ours that we can keep it moving. Deffo keep an eye on it though!
Robert
>Dad takes away her phone
> call cops and lie about him beating her friend
Women I swear
FUCKING SPACE PINBALL COPS KEK
Ten Fooo
>Run down neighborhood with a Mercedes in front
https://www.google.com/maps/@41.7709585,-87.6651994,3a,51.8y,231.57h,81.99t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sFj2gcoqv3Un6is2Ar-f-xw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
>>79356989
Vienna beef is p good.
>suspicous group of nogs
https://www.google.com/maps/@41.7868762,-87.6559448,3a,75y,318.49h,76.29t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sbpyvHATChx_8iRZGZOYYrw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en
>>79356870
>>79356901
>blackwater mercs in Chicago
>get back from shooting range
>kick back with beer
>listen to nogs turn one another into swiss cheese
Good feels.
>>79356828
A couple nights ago there were multiple people with shots to "groin" and "buttocks." It's probably from keeping their guns in their waistband all the time.
put this as the next OP
>>79356883
Glory to Robert
>>79357006
Drug dealer you think?
>>79357026
Fugg. You know they're up to no good.
its wierd but to me dying as a chicago cop, in a gunfight at 1:27 AM with 4 dindus verse my lonesome self sounds kinda comfy
We got dumpster hispanics
>>79357042
comfy as fuck.
>>79357082
Probably
Lot's of shit happens on California and Milwaukee.
>>79357082
either that or welfare
>>79355876
I dunno, watching a Kung Fu movie and drinking some beers doesn't sound too bad to me.
>>79357117
Beats having your name in the paper as one of the 30 cops banging the underaged hooker.
>hit a guy, in the face
damn
hit a guy in the face
HIT A GUY IN THE FACE
>>79356929
fair enough
i gotta fuck off for a little bit
10-4 robert
>guy in black running after hitting a guy in the face
>photos prints what
sassy
>They just hit a guy. In the face.
sassy dispatch
>Black suitcase
>suspicous
>>79357263
why not both
Why don't you Americans just institute some hood curfew
>trucks of 10 cops in riot gear patrol every street in the ghetto sirens on
>any one caught out is sent home by the cops
>anyone with a weapon or drugs is sent to the station given a large fine which if they can't pay is a mandatory jail sentence
>btw male hit by a vehicle
>fighting females
>>79357260
Dispatch copies, You are 10-7, Robert
How many days do we have to keep this thread going before one of the dispatchers sneaks in a shout out to us?
Maybe we can have Kinsey ask her.
>>79357321
It's chicago, they don't have jobs the fuck they need a case for?
I'm 100% for PD cracking skulls but what if we had a pol favorite gang. I say Mickey Cobras. Best fucking name
>>79355973
Are you an AI? A human couldn't be this fucking dense.
How long before chicago cops go on strike? This is bullshit having to deal with this. is rham "worthless bastard" emmanuel still the mayor there?
Wait, is Chicago getting worse than Detroit? I'm a little out of the loop with US cities
Robert here
>check'em
Lotta fucking graffiti for a small wall.
>>79357380
list of gangs?
>>79356869
No we don't have headstones.
Just caskets.
>>79357379
True
You are very wise
>>79357411
Keys checked
10-4 Robert
https://www.google.com/maps/@41.7706038,-87.6638865,3a,54.8y,38.79h,79.72t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1srby_NHRSKRBo-7n866Gx2A!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
Jesus, check out this church
>Same feed with ambient music:
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Is this the beginning of chicago-core?
>>79357386
nowhere is worse than detroit on the continent
>>79357465
post screenshot.
>>79357350
>institute some hood curfew
"The right to peacefully gather" is in our constitution
I don't think the time of day matters
>>79357376
The magnificent faggot that made this gem sent them an email with it. :3
who is ready for some cultural enrichment tonight?
>>79357386
Chicago is significantly worse which says a lot. 4th of July weekend is very bad in particular. Expect 50+ shootings this weekend
7732267778 HEARD IT
>>79357465
das classy
>>79357411
Everybody still likes Raymond more.
Just got back from a long day of work, got me some food and a beverage, sitting down ready for the niggings.
>GANG OF CHICKS
>THREATENING TO SHOOT HER SON
ganged up by women
>>79357412
The bell is tolling soon for Hillary Rodham Clinton,
TRUMP 16! Watch now!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s2h92qYu_sg
I bet /pol/ could pool our resources and buy 10 square blocks of some shithole in Chiraq and establish our own colony. You know real estate must cost next to nothing there.
>jump her with a group of women
>threatens her son
>black hoodie
>>79357513
>50+ shootings
Doesn't Chicago have some of the strictest gun laws
threatened to shoot his/her son
>>79357412
not sure if srs but that is a mural not graffitti
>>79357386
well parts of Detroit are literally being reclaimed by nature so I say it edges out Chicago
Also is anyone elses captcha being a bitch tonight
>>79357217
INTERSECTION OF CALIFORNIA AVE AND MILWAUKEE AVE CONFIRMED AS COZY
>female in front threatening to shoot her son
>female in front threatening to shoot her son
>female in front threatening to shoot her son
>>79357465
>>79357497
>>79357433
In the OP:
>Chiraq Gangland Map:
>https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>79357386
Detroit is barren nowadays
Chicago is about as bad individually, but there's just way more of it
>>79357433
From OP
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
B&E
>>79357583
Property taxes are crazy though.
>>79355876
pic could as well be a white guy, no?
>>79357509
Quality piece of work.
>>79357593
Exactly
Officer Pepe Roberts reporting in. How comfy are we tonight, Robert?
>>79357617
Shit....that church is rekt
>>79357617
If this shocks you you're sheltered as fuck. This is common.
>>79357617
>>79357497
>another viewpoint
>you WANT to make that request?
>>79357613
No more tendies
Does anyone else listen to classical music while listening to this? I haven't tried the ambient stream yet btw
>>79356140
Do I win the game?
>>79357583
Just buy a bunch of those big prefab concrete walls.
Or those containers they fill with gravel for FOBs in Afghanistan, use ground up fucking street to fill them
>>79357583
Robertville. Home of the free donuts and bottomless cup of coffee.
>>79357617
2MB church?! That's a lot of Marlon Brandos
>>79357593
they go to Wisconsin ya dingus
>>79357539
Cop>sports writer anon
Recheck'em
>>79357740
That glass block cross is street as fuq.
>tmw we establish some form of colony in Chicago
>2 years later
>it's essentially a safe zone in the middle of the apocalypse
these houses are cool as fuck but nigs took this shit over
https://www.google.com/maps/@41.775687,-87.6471102,3a,75y,82.09h,86.79t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sKV5iO05FTRzFqMo8SWPfdw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
>>79357728
as comfy as it gets, anticipate the 4th of july as being on a new plane of existnece
>>79357737
what nigger hole are you from?
>>79357593
yup
not only that but the weapon of choice is handguns with 30 round extended magazines which are illegal almost everywhere.
>>79357740
I go to a 64 Gb church.
>>79357773
kek
>>79357583
True. It used to be a big Jewtown back in the day.
>>79357728
Super /comfy/ Robert
>>79357612
I want to go there sometime...
AFRO NIGGER
AFRO
>afro
AFRO
F
R
O
>Male Black 6'2
>Wit an afro
wew lad
>>79357774
Yes! Now we're thinking! We'll show the leftists that walls do in fact work.
>>79357876
nigga shut up
A F R O
F
R
O
AFRO confirmed, robert.
>>79357831
I'm seriously down to help create a /pol/ack colony desu.
>child unattended near running car
>kid playing under a chevy equinox on jacks
wut
>>79357770
I listen to this, it's my go to comfy tunes:
https://youtu.be/D6KRIMASing
>shooting here
doesnt look bad
https://www.google.com/maps/place/1119+W+Roosevelt+Rd,+Chicago,+IL+60608/@41.86696,-87.6549787,3a,75y,85.27h,87.36t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1ss6MZdeOAboDq8Md2LOvtqQ!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3Ds6MZdeOAboDq8Md2LOvtqQ%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D256.46448%26pitch%3D0!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x880e2ce324d9f985:0x5bd83f0527824ad4!8m2!3d41.8667732!4d-87.6550513!6m1!1e1
Been having lunch for the last hour, what I miss?
>>79357816
Wisconsin isn't much better. Just fewer nigs there (but still too many).
>>79357841
Florida. Literally every church that isnt catholic Baptist or run by whites looks like that.
>>79357832
my sides
>>79357774
>Or those containers they fill with gravel...
I want to build a HESCO FOB in Chiraq so badly now...
>>79357844
Democrats strike again
>>79357611
>captcha
My captcha is being fucking spastic
>>79357740
That's scary. I would be pissing myself if I had to walk through that neighborhood.
the land of sleep calls. hope once the all quiet hour of 415 to 520 comes u roberts get some rest
>BATSHIT Crazy Lady Rosa is back
/pol/ for MICKEY COBRAS
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mickey_Cobras
Imagine if the Cubs win the World Series
https://www.google.com/maps/@41.7722268,-87.6615415,3a,72.1y,296.18h,68.17t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sLfpdH_gGzgm1TyJfZCH-dw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
Nigga on a bike
>>79357995
It would be pretty cool you'd have to admit
>ten feet high brick walls to keep criminals out
>watch towers with police scanners in them so we can watch the sow every night
>fighting outside the walgreens again
>>79357770
http://youtu.be/J4iWC0BKCmk
>>79358011
Unlikely looking place to get shot
fighting outside the walgreens...AGAIN
>HOODIE
>JYUSTACE FOA TRAYBOON!!
>>79357770
Yup. Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q74qThTL66o
>hispanics fighting outside of Walgreens
what else is new?
>>79358096
over and out - robert.
>>79358142
Sounds /comfy/ as fuck.
>>79358096
>>79358096
Dispatch copies, you are 10-42 this zone. Have a nice night, Robert
FIGHT IN WALGREENS PARKING LOT
>>79357832
>Do you guys know how much work went into building these houses and towns? The sewer systems, the power lines, the brick mason work and architectural engineering in the church temple, you don't, that's why you let it all fall into disrepair. The whites left a city for you, with every service possible, and you guys just let it waste away and squandered your opportunity. It's just all so tiresome.
>>79358142
Don't forget to hire the koreans to stand post on top of the wall.
WE GOT A PERSON WITH A GUN
