>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
Zone-10 (local anon's beat)
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1
donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HUWUtTZvK4
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>Ghillie Suit Ghost RECON
>CHECK YOUR KEYS, CHECK YOUR KEYS
>Slide Whistle
>Aww Man!
>Thaaaank youu ~<3
>Shootings
>Hostages
>UHAULs
>Homeless people spawncamping ATMs
>Kidnapped bitches
>Home invasions
>Murdered puppers
>Stolen guns...
>...used to shoot a dude in the groin and ass...
>...Recovered, two shots fired
>Victms are not pressing charges, over. ...10, 4 Robert...
>CPD Checking up on some cuck's cheating ass bitch in NY for him
>Pregnant woman kicked and punched in stomach
>Man busts cap in his own ass with bookbag pistol
>Dispatch backlogged, potentially until next shift
>Spic fairy with a .45 holds another spic hostage
>BLACK MALE IN RED PANTS...PANT...PANTIES? SCARING CHILDREN
What a goddamn city.
>>79152077
i missed the ghillie part, what happened?
need advice for my sleeping bag trip. I like the anons idea of 'There And Black Again, An Aussie Shitposter's Journey To Chicago'. i may document my experiences and learn hobo signs
>There And Black Again, An Aussie Shitposter's Journey To Chicago
Stop! You guys are killing my sides.
>>79152128
I'm not joking you are going to get fucking murdered.
>>79152119
Reports of a guy in a camo grass suit running around.
they couldnt find him, moved on to a shooting
>>79152128
>He's using my title!
I'm so fucking proud. I'll buy a copy of the coffee table edition, you magnificent faggot.
>>79152128
stream it
>yet another uhaul
>>79152222
checked
>>79152128
Since you are going to be our man on the ground July 4th weekend, I hope you know we're sending you to all these calls that come in.
For.. Documentation of course.
>u-haul truck rego expires on 9/11
>HERE WE SEE THE U-HAUL IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT
>expire 9/11
this car will be put to the good uses determined by allah
>>79152128
Australians are this suicidal.
>>79152128
Dont forget to post in the thread if you ever need assistance. I live in MN but I would caravan down some food and water and blankets and a knife if you ever need them.
>>79152261
Truly a magical night. You just can't make this shit up.
>>79152255
CO-WITNESSED!
>>79152222
i may periscope it, whats chicagos most comparable beer to VB?
if i make it into a book ill need a foreword written
>>79152261
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
>>79152128
first bit of advice:
>AVOID UHAULS
>>79152363
You need a fucking eulogy written.
And a last will and testament.
>>79152363
Pabst blue ribbon
it's a hit with the gangsters
>you win the prize
>10-4
>>79152363
>if i make it into a book ill need a foreword written
You know where we'll be, anon.
We'll get you that foreword in spades.
>>79152363
Old style
>>79152330
thankyou anon but I want to survive on my own accord. you are welcome to hangout with me but we must live off what we can gather without external assistance
>>79152488
Existing/former Chicago resident detected
>>79152488
Infinity dubs of truth. Old Style is the beer of Chicago.
Also only a few more minutes until kek wakes up.
>disregard disregard all units
OFFICER HARRY POTTER
>if any wants to make their own background
http://naturesoundsfor.me/
and here is the rain set im using
http://naturesoundsfor.me/robertcop
fuck, i need to piss
>>79152590
Now is the time to do it.
>>79152590
dont do it here
>>79152524
Depending on my work schedule I may take you up on that when the time comes, i'll be in the thread
>>79152128
Make sure to rent a uhual for your journey, driving one of those automatically puts you on peoples "don't fuck with" list
[muffed rape noises]
>were fine over here
>she's homeless in a porta potty
Jesus christ
>taken a porta-potty
So 4-5am in Chicago is the safe time frame. I'm sure we'll get some crackheads waking up soon though. Anybody up for a daytime thread? I'll run it. Might go slower but could be fun.
>just a homeless in the portapotty
>oh good
thank god for dispatch lol
>>79152655
Thought I was the only one who caught that, da fuck is going on over there?
>>79152685
i doubt itd be slower desu, chicago never rests
>>79152363
>Here we are in the dindu's natural habitat.
>As night descends the dindu moves out of its dwelling and consumes vast amounts of alcohol.
>After the dindus have their fill they seek mates from the nearest females.
>Growling and chest-beating accompanies robberies and kidnappings.
>The dindu finally reaches a critical stage and begins to shoot everything in sight.
>The dindu hides away into the darkness to begin the process again the next night.
>>79152718
i think its best if i have a base camp but ill still bring a sleeping bag
>>79152655
>homeless in porta potty
>WHAAAAAH
>>79152738
In that case I'll do a thread all morning.
It's time for me to go to bed. Hope to see you guise again tomorrow and get more /comfy/.
>this is a "normal" night for Chicago
Is this place an orc birthing pit?
>>79152769
>$1175 dollarydoos per night
Either rich or a troll. Either way if you go to Chiraq you'll get killed.
>>79152769
how the fuck do you have cash for this
>>79152753
if steve was alive, he could catch those niggus from his chin, and make his moves.
>>79152769
nice tactical thinking man, it wiuld be agood place to record events, shoudl report back there and catalog every 6-8 hours
>>79152128
Man america is piss weak, you'll be sweet.
>>79152685
nah man, just have it as a nightly thing
i cant lose entire days listening to the scanner
plus, the day isnt as exciting as the crazy nights
>>79152831
Yes. Chicago is the forges of Isengard.
>>79152831
Fairly slow night honestly.
>>79152831
its hard to be a blood kin.
>>79152685
Too much other shit goes on in the day, kek's happenings, you will be more focused on them.
>>79152769
Enjoy your hookers.
>>79152825
yeah I'm leaving too. see you tomorrow!
>>79152880
Isn't our daytime your night?
So... How dead is Clarissa when she gets back to NYC?
>>79152851
people are paid well down under
>>79152880
>he doesnt listen to the scanner in his spare time to gain perspecitve on the Chicagoan pavement ape
>4:30 AM
>a burglary has just occured
Good morning KEK!
>>79152942
yeah, it's 7:31pm Wednesday
>burglary
>c o n f l i c t z o n e
Welcome to the city of kek.
>>79152983
My guess is daytime is more robberies, burglaries, road rages, assaults, petty theft, carjackings, ect...just cause white people start moving then.
Night is nog only crime with shootings, stabbings, ect...
>we've got a report from a school that a door has been broken in
4:30AM
>>79152959
her boyfriend will probably believe her lying ass
>family is watching black sails, dont want to join them because scanner and i've seen season 3 already.
fug.
>>79152983
$2,000 stolen
What made dispatch-chan laugh?
I leave the next shift with the happening pasta. Keep it current!
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>Ghillie Suit Ghost RECON
>CHECK YOUR KEYS, CHECK YOUR KEYS
>Slide Whistle
>Aww Man!
>Thaaaank youu ~<3
>Shootings
>Hostages
>UHAULs
>Homeless people spawncamping ATMs
>Kidnapped bitches
>Home invasions
>Murdered puppers
>Stolen guns...
>...used to shoot a dude in the groin and ass...
>...Recovered, two shots fired
>Victms are not pressing charges, over. ...10, 4 Robert...
>CPD Checking up on some cuck's cheating ass bitch in NY for him
>Pregnant woman kicked and punched in stomach
>Man busts cap in his own ass with bookbag pistol
>Dispatch backlogged, potentially until next shift
>Spic fairy with a .45 holds another spic hostage
>BLACK MALE IN RED PANTS...PANT...PANTIES? SCARING CHILDREN
>Homeless woman hollering in a porta loo scaring the cops
>tfw flirting with dispatch on city-wide
What a goddamn city.
>>79153055
Nogs breaking into a school. The hell is going on here?
>>79153125
Just some banter between cops laughing at nogs I'd say
>>79152852
im banking on trump winning the election
>>79153136
Roger. Saved. Will update as needed.
>>79153155
Something tells me they aren't break into to steal the exam rubric..
>>79153155
Kek's work.
>>79153125
Robert was confused about what channel he was on. Ended up flirting with dispatch. :3
>>79153136
You're missing the homeless couple who lived under a bridge getting into a fight
>>79153155
it exploratative man, theyve never been in one before
>threads start at 2pm-ish here
>im in the city all day baby sitting visiting family.
fucking hell, i dont care about your marriage, cousin josh, i just want to listen to nigs nog all day
>>79153228
Robert getting some sweet dispatch pussy at end of shift.
>>79153187
God speed anon.
>>79153240
fuck. So i did. FIX THIS!
>>79153240
Many homeless live under many bridges.
Lower (aka "east") Whacker has been considered the homeless capital of the city since forever.
>>79153155
Took me a minute to actually get that
Btw what time does night descend in chicongo in Aussie western time? I know it's a hassle but you guys have got two times zones which one is Chicago in?
>>79153359
about 2-2;30, mate
>>79153359
EASTERN I MEANT BLODDY EASTERN
>>79153359
About 9pm CST.
>>79153359
Continental US has 4 timezones anon.
Chicago is Central Standard Time
>>79153414
Sorry I meant eastern Australian time?
>>79153359
well roberts.. see you later.
>>79153359
yeah mate, see
>>79153414
thanks for the great response all roberts
>>79152858
kek
One last thing in Chicago what time does it actually get dark? Like 5:00
>>79153480
10,4. Thank you, Robert. ;)
Have a nice night all Roberts.
>>79153480
Robert
http://rainymood.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvwl4IfXW98
Here's the two ambient sounds I'm using along with the radio chatter. City Sounds is half-volume and rainymood is low volume.
>>79153527
Due to the time of year it starts getting dark in Chicago around 8:00 p.m.
5:00 would be for winter.
>>79153527
i dont know, i just know that's when the threads start and shit goes crazy around 4pm there
>>79153527
10pm CST
>>79153589
Ok so tune in at 8pm Chicago time got it
>Anonymous
ANONYMOOSE IS COMPLAINING?
>loud black helicopter
>anonymous
BLACK HELICOPTERS
>loud black helicopter hovering above roosevelt and holman
>anon filing a noise complaint about black helicopters
Can't make this shit up.
did somebody just choke on a dick?
or is it just me?
>>79153527
http://www.solarsystemscope.com/daylightmap/
>>79153587
so fucking comfy man
>loud black helicopter hovering over the ghetto
>at least 3 murders and one ND tonight
gee i wonder why
>anonymous
>black helicopter flying overhead
hAVE THEY BEEN CAUGHT
>>79153722
>that picture on top of the fridge
>>79153754
>>79153718
>>79153686
>>79153675
>>79153672
>>79153669
>>79153663
>>79153662
THIS FUCKING CITY, MANG. AHAHAHAHAHA
>>79153754
Looks like they're finally going to get the hacker on steroids known as "4-chan"
>>79153810
It's kek's gift to the world.
>Robert fights the forces of evil in chiraq, nignogs and u-haul truck drivers everyday
He is truly the hero this city needs
>hardy boys getting jacked at 4:40am
niggers breaking into hardy's for a 4 AM cheeseburger
![$_3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xwsqyn0.jpg "$_3[1].jpg")
>We are Anonymous
>We do not forgive [the helicopter for waking us up]
>We do not forget [what the helicopter has done
>Expect us [to complain to the police]
Hardy Boyz
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>>79153888
No break for Robert, duty calls!
>>79153884
I'm getting me a CPD ballcap to rep the threads.
>>79153939
>>79152012
Come to Boystown when you're here and I'll show you unspeakable degeneracy Aussie
t. Wage slave on the way to the loop for work
PERSON SHOT
R O B E R T
>>79153939
>Calling in as anonymous
>not calling in as Robert
Obviously they're not from this site.
>>79152012
Goddamn it. I'm always asleep for the chimpout fun. Anything good happen tonight?
wheres the best area in chicago for me to put up tent?
>bullet holes and blood inside the vehicle
All right Roberts, time to call it night. See you lads for another fun filled evening tonight.
>>79154067
Bank of america
>>79154067
In the middle of lake shore drive and congress parkway.
>there are bullet holes and blood inside the vehicle
>bullet holes
>blood
>inside vehicle
Shit
>BLACK HELICOPTERS
CHITOWN MORE LIKE MEMETOWN
>>79154138
>no bodies
shit, some nigger is going to bleed out by a dumpster fire in the back of a U-Haul
>>79154178
some edit this so that he is on /pol/
>>79154221
It's pretty much Australia: Hard Mode Edition.
>two males fighting no weapons involved
Thanks dispatcher you just gave the defence attorney a excuse
>>79154415
>implying they're going to respond to that
they have a backlog
>>79154067
Maybe wait to ask these questions until more Americans are awake, you'll get much better informed responses.
now is essentially the worst time desu
>>79154462
Is that like a To-Do List once they cant respond to every dindu?
> manat the bus stop not moving ????? In route
Another day another corpse
>man in a red van stole something out of his car>>79154462
Shit I understand why they have a backlog now
im off
see you next watch, friendos
>>79154533
hopefully can get some quality respones from chicago anons
Low bridge.
>>79154636
I've been a chicago anon for as long as anyone here. I already told you the best place.
Did he just say at least two heads in the car?
>>79154748
Yeah, I think he meant two people in the blue/black land rover.
billy duncan dead
>>79154906
He the driver for the truck company?
why was dispatch sad ???
>>79155081
Because chicago is a depressing place.
are all americans kill?
why is the thread so slow?
>>79155572
It's morningish.
ROGUE BUS????>>79155572
its real fuckin early jack
>>79155572
its 3;20 am
>>79155604
>>79155614
>>79155646
>not pulling an all-nighter
>>79155572
Catching up on the rest of the board, dispatch has been eerily quiet.
>>79155705
>pulled several in a row
Who here can't wait to listen to the scanner on the 4th of July, how crazy do you think it will get especially with all the nignogs having access to fireworks
>>79155865
it's gonna be real /comf/
>>79155777
Kek has rewarded you for your dedication
1384 LOL
Cooks drugs...
active hispanic robber.
oh good. cant wait for the footchase backup call
>MEXICAN STOLE PURICE FROM BLACK WOMEN
shit man they must really be stacking up the todo list here, noone is responding to dispatch
RIOTS ON THE STREETS OF CHICAGO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1dPKfxRhk0
>>79156277
It's not even the 4th yet.
Where were you when the powderkek blew?
Irish Female Cop??
Hispanic lady officer
>>79156536
She sounds cute.
>>79156415
IF MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND WAS ANY INDICATION, 4TH OF JULY WILL LITERALLY BE ANUDDER SHOAH
>>79156626
I agree
>>79156717
Memorial Day weekend will not even compare.
pulled an all nighter for chicago tonight. thanks a whole bunch. now i must consume alot of shit in order to stay awake
>>79157054
GOOD MORNING!!!!
>>79157054
go to sleep, however if this post ends in repeating digits then you must not sleep for 24hrs
good morning to that cop that just said it and got no reponse from fellow uniforms
>>79157230
thanks a whoel bunch ausman. i will nap now and then its wednesday so gym time. sorry for blog goodby
>>79156828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aMa7P0_ZWA
>>79157354
have a good sleep and enjoy your gym session anon, do an extra rep for me
>>79157279
Yeah I thought that was pretty rough
And good morning to ZONE 10 SECOND WATCH as well!
>NIGGER WITH M16
>>79157537
Goooood Morning chicago!
>suspicious person near dunkin donuts
Suspicious black man near the Dunkin Donuts. Hes fucking dead Police will kill him.
>>79158383
And nick his donuts
>>79158454
Evidence to seized m8.
False alarm
>>79158712
>implying a nigger with dreadlocks and pants around his knees is EVER a false alarm.
Huh... had to call the cops in Chimpcago earlier.
>BLACK MAN BEATING GIRLFRIEND
Phone numbers going out..
>>79158030
>an abo
>>79159424
Bonus point if you guess the city!
>>79159649
>yellow poles
Fucking brisbane
>>79159717
Perth
>slide whistle
>>79160429
hahahah OH YEAH
>>79152077
don't forget samurai jack and the reincarnation of crazy horse as a nudist.
Indian cop?
BABY DEER NEAR THE CHURCH... WHEW!
>homeland security check
Alright what the fuck I went to sleep for a few hours and I wake up to homeland security being alerted?
Robert
>>79161081
It's Homeland Security's turn to buy the donuts for morning tea!
>>79161081
Robert has a 3 megaton nuclear bomb and killed the only man who could disarm it.
>>79161081
Black helicopter over roosevelt and holman a few hours ago.
>>79161081
Someone lost their fucking keys
>GOOD MORNING
15 yr old with handgun. Get ready!
>>79162003
And burgundy pants!
>>79162232
red and black hoodie
>>79162232
>...
>Okay then!
I love her.
>>79162232
>>79162385
gray hoodie
>>79162444
nine eleven
>>79152012
yes I'm coming for you nigs!
I am going to bed. Goodnight. Will resume listening in the morning (au eastern time)
>>79162409
CLEARLY A TRANSPLANT FROM WISCONSIN
>>79163209
Me?
...
Okay then!
There's lady rosa again...
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