>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
Zone-10 (local anon's beat)
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1
donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
New Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU
1st for darude sandstorm
>>79264965
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.
>Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...Too many to list individually.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS...(Check your partner's keys! :3)
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING..10, 30, 15, FUCK IT. ALL OVER THE CITY. JUST FIGHTING GROUPS OF NOGS.
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT...TOO MANY TO LIST INDIVIDUALLY.
>Jigaboo Central Time
>please clap
>fags boyfriend beating him up
>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided
>actives shoter
>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.
>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard
>Trash can fires
>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets
>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter
>MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...
>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")
>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot
>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!
>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS
>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off
>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.
>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church
>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks
>*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?
>*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR
>SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.
>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN
>FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?
>>79264965
Fuck these threads are SO good. Robert
>>79264965
>>79265064
CONTINUED...
>ROBERT Is riding with FD...there's a fire in an alley.
>FOOT PERSUIT!!
>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED
>BLACK MALE BLACK SHIRT THREATENED ASSAULT
>15 GANG MEMBERS IN CARS THROWING BOTTLES AT CARS SHOUTING "COBRA LOVE".
>Two black males tried to break into a vehicle
>KID BATTERED BY MOTHER, LOCKED IN BATHROOM WITH ONE YEAR OLD
>GANGBANGERS FROM EARLIER SMASHED OUT AN OLD LADY'S WINDOWS!!
>"822 Robert, I just got a ticket that says they no longer need you"..."Story of my life."
>Multiple drinkers and gamblers, Around a white caddie, male and female...some are underage.
>Multiple homeless setting up a tent city flash mob! "They're aaaaall inside for the night!" :DDD
>20 ARGUING Gang bangers!
>arguing nigs in the gym
>"Female screaming for help in her apartment, nothing further...But ZONE 13 WANTS TO WISH MADINA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
>ARMANDO EJECTED FROM THE VEHICLE...ARMANDO'S TRAPPED IN ENEMY GANG TERRITORY!!!
>Garage on fire...nog in background of dispatch screaming.
>SLOW IT DOWN
>THANKS EVERYBODY. WE'RE DRIVING THE STOLEN LANDROVER BACK TO THE OWNER.
>SPIC TRIED TO ABDUCT A 3 YEAR OLD SPED OFF IN A SEDAN!!
>KIDS DRIVING CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT..IN THE STREEET!
>"Another man who has small breasts, err small BRAIDS"
>toy gun used in robbery
>ONE CALL: "One man, intoxicated, bashing his own head on the ground, two other men fighting near a blue car."
>ROOF PARTY!
>*GROOAAANN* *Whistle!*
>Baby Daddy with an AFRO is banging on the windows and yelling in the neighbors yard.
>SKYKANGZ SKYKANGS DINDU ANSWER
>WHAT'S ON FIRE, ROBERT?
>CALL A HEARSE ;_;
3rd for Robert
fucking off for a bit again
keep it going
Robert
first for cops n roberts
R O B E R T
>>79264965
>>79265064
>>79265079
CONTINUED THE THIRD:
>VICTIM IS CRITICAL, DETECTIVES EN ROUTE
>FEMALE SCREAMING FOR HELP, LUGGING A DEAD BODY BEHIND HER
>DARUDE - SANDSTORM
>Body removal - multiple GSWs
>YET ANOTHER FOOT PURSUIT!
What a goddamn city.
>>79265057
music needed to be on the bingo I think
also fixed capitalization and lame things
>>79265079
Put in Darude Sandstorm
>>79265109
>>79265128
Nvm your a legend.
So why the sudden attention/interest towards Chicago recently, did something happen?
Robert Robert
DARUDE- SANDSTORM
>>79265166
Listen to the police scanner. Absolute kekery
>Let's go waste some gangbangers, Robert.
>>79265166
Waiting on 4 of July madness.
What's the deal with all these fireworks calls, is it because it's close to the 4th?
>>79265166
I think some Aussie just had a great idea to start listening to their scanners and here we are.
>>79265194
Checked, Robert
>>79265099
You are going off net. 10, 4 Robert.
I want some happenings
>>79265125
>UUUU
>HAUL
imo
>>79265261
those are gunshots not fireworks
real quick, whats the "check your keys" meme?
Robert, did the negro get away from those officers in pursuit on foot?
is there a way to understand the code they talking in?
>the plate is acceptable
>risk threads
>SQT shit threads
>now this crap
what new way will the five eyes shills come up with to slide /pol/? tune in next week
>>79265261
Yes. Many are false-called as gunfire, because gunfire is common.
Sometimes, it is actually gunfire.
Othertimes, it's been both.
>>79265300
will be fixed in next version + more completely new sheet(s) coming tomorrow
>>79265337
Two people were apprehended.
Thread mascott, Robert Cop.
>>79265338
Check your keys
>>79265338
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>call a hearse ;_;
is somebody kill?
Slow It Down
l
o
w
>>79265338
>>79265329
>He didn't check his keys
Check your fucking keys, Robert
>>79265380
10-4
First night tuning in and I can't believe how fast 2 hours flew by listening to this, whoever thought of these threads is a fucking entertainment genius. Robert.
>>79265337
>ran off into hell
>never to be heard from again
robert
>>79265390
A few tonight.
I tuned in last night, but didn't track the thread. This is the most fun I've had on /pol/ since the Pulse shooting.
>>79265409
He didn't check his keys!!
>Laughing_dispatchers.webm
>>79265338
Robert is the phonetic code for the letter "R".
If your callsign is 434R, you would be four-three-four-robert.
Adam
Boy
Charles
David
Edward
Frank
George
Henry
Ida
John
King
Lincoln
Mary
Nora
Ocean
Paul
Queen
R O B E R T
Sam
Tom
Union
Victor
William
X-Ray
Young
Zebra
>>79265329
When coppers leave their mics on the dispatchers usually start yelling CHECK YO KEYS.
>>79265463
The thing is...Chiraq is like the pulse shooting...every god damned day.
>>79265109
Nobody can deny that the culture is rich.
>>79265261
Yeah, fucking faggots blowing them off all the time even though it isn't the 4th yet, like retards.
And others using them to shoot at each other with in the middle of the street, like retards.
>>79265396
You know I have to say this hasn't been helpful at all.
>>79265499
holy shit thats great
>>79265166
It's not if something happened, it's what hasn't happened. It's total chaos and has been. It's 4:14am and things slowed down a bit, but there's still lots of habbenings. Only way I can explain it, it's worse than bad NYC neighborhoods in the 80s.
>>79265338
Check your memes, Kekert
>>79265546
Good.
>that one cop who just says robert and nothing else
god bless 'em
>>79265479
i just heard "723" do that mean sick removal teen drunk?. sorry this is my first time
I never really felt home at any general or board until this.
I now identify as Robert.
Godspeed, Robert.
>>79265580
*3:17AM local. Robert is about to start going to lunch and get gas.
>>79265622
>That one cop that sighs into the mic
>>79265629
i think so, yes
>>79265365
Why, what else is going on right now? What's up?
>>79265635
Welcome onboard, Robert.
>>79265635
>In all ways but physical, I am a CPD interceptor.
>[Roberts internally]
>>79265479
Also the Adam, Boy, and Charlie units are tactical and plain clothes, gang units.
>>79265635
10-4 Goooood morning Robert
>>79265635
>good to feel stable
stay robert, robert
>roastie crying in alley just got roberted so hard
>Her leg is stuck, not kidding
>R-R-Robert
>>79265635
Yeah, there's a nice sense of community growing here among the Roberts, Robert.
Aaaand yet another domestic! That's like, what? 12? 15? Tonight?
>>79265538
Could be intentional
Use fireworks to confuse police and locals so they can shoot people and get away in the confusion?
massive "gun battles" that are just little nigs paid to shoot fireworks to draw all cops in the immediate area away from the scene of a crime about to happen
Its what i would do
>>79265756
>her leg is stuck in the gate
>*muffled* are you kidding me
10-32, Robert.
His fucking badge number is 1032.
10-32 is man with a gun.
It's like he rolled quads in the game of life...
>shot himself in the arm
>>79265795
Imagine that, having an actual community somewhere.
>>79265635
I get it, we're all Robert, Robert.
>>79265814
sick
>>79265793
That's "lague" or "layyyyg", not "leg". Her "layyyg" is stuck.
BUMP FOR NIGGER WHO SHOT HIMSELF IN LEFT ARM AND DROVE HIS OWN MONKEY ASS TO THE ER. ATTA BOI, ROBERT!
>>79265826
>Not his own ass
So fucking close, Robert.
Shot himself in the left arm? First self inflicted gunshot wound of the night!? Maybe that ought to be on the bingo.
>>79265109
as Robert creates so he destroys
>>79265826
he should have read the /k/ sticky
>>79265806
No they do that too as well.
And some retards blow off fucking sticks of dynamite just for it to go boom or to do god knows what, steal construction equipment or u-hauls.
Darude is good for a quick kek but the more appropriate theme would be something that signifies true despair and destruction of our situation
I nominate the Second movement of Beethoven's 7th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgHxmAsINDk
>>79265875
Last night some guy shot himself in the ass.
>>79265917
**With the gun still in his book bag!
RObert ginna roll wit deeze detectives n' deez shorties. Robert goin' home with somethin to poke on... Atta Boi, Robert!
>>79265814
Who rolls nine 9's in the game of life?
>>79265907
Im guessing to sell since they arent actually going to build anything with it.
>>79265909
You must have missed the last threat, where Darude Sandstorm played over the city wide police scanner.
>>79265909
REBOOT
E
B
O
O
T
C-can I be Robert?
Do ropert mean copper?
Kek, God of Chaos, Bringer of Night, He who leads the world into darkness
Robert, God of Order, Retainer of the Night, He who leads the world through the darkness
frying pan
>>79266004
We are all Robert. Robert
i had 2 reboot my computer :-/
>struck her moms face in with a frying pan
frying pan?
>hit in the face with a frying pan
lmao
>frying pan
fucking destroyed
>Hit mother in the face with frying pan
This is some cartoon shit Robert...
VICTIM HAS BEEN FRIED, ROBERT
Fryin' pan to the face, Robert!
Another domestic! Someone got hit in the head with a frying pan??
The frying pan topkek
>stepdad hits mom in face with a frying pan
>>79265958
so he kept a loaded gun with a hot round in the chamber and the safety off in his backpack?
what a fucking genius
>>79266033
10-4
>>79265396
>sick removal
Cleaning up vomit?
>>79265917
ah yes the old aggravated double-reverse self-cuck with a firearm, both the most devastating and most avoidable form of all cucks
>>79266001
Who is that it.3. 14 who was just talking?
>stepdad hit her mom in the face with a frying pan
BITCH GOT PANCAKED
>hit mother the face with a frying pan
kek that's a big minus on the good boy points
is the chicago police scanner a new thing? never been up this early
Kentucky Fried Victim, Robert.
>>79265166
It's a blast. Chiraq is fucked.
>>79266058
Ayyyfirmative, Robert. Kek.
frying pan
>>79266111
10-4 Robert
>>79265993
This man knows my suffering
>>79266111
Few days Robert
honestly bros
how can we fix chicongo?
>>79266111
10-4 Robert
Check yo keys
>>79266072
idk m8 im not a copper
my guess would be taken to hospital by amberlamps
>>79266138
>>79266144
cool. this robert meme is pretty fresh too.
>tfw just actually said 10-4 robert to my coworker.
what is happening
>>79266183
Robert can, Robert.
>>79266183
ban assault frying-pans
>>79266183
More programs for the inner city chillin'
A FUCKING WHITE MALE
Thor confirmed for breaking windows, Robert
Damaged property
>honky
>breaking windows
>domestic...again
Real talk: Don't date in Chiraq.
>>79265166
>>79266130
this isnt the first time these threads have rolled through /pol/
i find them rather enjoyable but they die out eventually.
we'll see how long these lasts considering the 4th is coming up
also anyone know the laws on fireworks in chicago? are they permabanned because of the violence?
>>79266058
Surely he was properly trained how and in the sufficient mental capacity to posess a firearm.
>may have been self inflicted
You know when you hear that, someone's an idiot.
>>79266183
You don't. You mix a drink or pot of tea, make a snack, get /comfy/, and listen to it die. Robert.
4135 W on 58th St -
Albino Chimpout, category 1, YT male breaking out a wymyns window.
Dispatch should sage this call.
white male with long blonde hair
DAVID ENTERS THE FRAY robert
>>79266183
need mo money fo dem programs
>>79266213
I just kekd pretty hard thanks. Robert
>>79266259
This is the greatest. I know what I'm spending the rest of my workday.
>>79266240
Anything that handheld (including sparklers), explodes, or takes off into the sky is banned.
>>79266213
You are getting sucked into the Chicongo matrix.
Enjoy your descent into madness
>>79266213
That's real Roberted, Robert.
>>79266183
Take off and nuke the entire area from orbit.
Its the only way to be sure......
>>79266205
>amberlamps
I have .jpgs from when that happened. I should see if I can find them
>>79266223
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a frying pan is a good guy with a frying pan.
>>79266183
Robert will fix it, anon.
>>79266240
Some anon from Chicago said they're treated similar to narcotics in the banned from use and possession sense.
>>79266296
>>79266259
>>79266306
so... they can have snakes and snappers?
>>79266240
I think the consensus is that we're going to do these mainly through the holiday weekend. This right now is just warm-up. After that, who knows.
>>79266240
Yes. Most cities will ban even sparklers
>>79266226
The Matrix always has ONE ANOMOLY
XLK814 out of indiana.
I bet 10 bitcoin shits 10-99.
>..jacked off by, Robert
What makes me a good Demopan?
>>79266351
Yeah, noise markers are kosher so are those stupid screamers that you light and they spark everywhere.
Hey, what if that guy who shot himself in the arm was really shot by someone else as a warning, and he only said he shot himself to avoid retaliation?
IN GOD WE TRUST, ROBERT
IN GOD WE TRUST
>>79266183
Carpet bomb the city, and rebuild it from scratch
>In god we trust
>Weeeew!
IN GOD WE TRUST. Robert
>hhhmnnnnnnnnnnnn
>>79266376
hit your wife in the face with the frying pan
>>79266370
Dispatch having trouble locating registration information...
>>79266376
Probably cast iron
>uhhh.. In God we trust?
>AAAYYYYYEEEEHHHHH OKAY
>>79266353
im down for whatever, im a ham radio operator, im always doing this kinda crap anyways
>>79266338
Fuck you bastard! You made me spit my coffee all over my monitor
IN GOD WE TRUST. ROBERT
>>79266306
Yet everyone has them and is constantly fucking firing them off.
Kind of like machineguns here too.
IN GOD WE TRUST
>Uhhhh ookay
Shots fired, baby! Just another morning in paradise!
>>79266400
glad i live in kansas
SHOTS FIRED, Robert.
>LEGITIMATE
>TARGETED
>Targeted
>....Maybe
targeted house...
>>79266444
Same here, lol. Are you more into DXing or just VHF/UHF repeaters?
4501 Fairfield, shots fired. "They might have quite possibly been targeted.............MAYBE."
Fucking sherlock holmes is on the case, Robert.
>>79266444
tech, operator, or general?
Missed the in God we trust
What happened?
>>79266519
>>79266444
I love you ham guys.
>>79266563
In Robert We Trust
>>79264965
So far i can only understand when the copper talking normaly. but how the hell do these people rember all them code?
goodnight robertfags this was so /comfy/ thanks OP
Anonymous got a new name, Robert.
>>79266445
Robert.
>>79266563
It's the indiana license plate motto.
>>79266547
>pushed her
>battery
weak
>>79266444
what's your call sign?
>>79266599
10-4 Robert
>This is all so tiresome.
Have any nogslayers gone down in the past few days?.
>>79266444
General, here. Never got around to getting my extra but no that there's no CW I have no real excuse.
>>79266590
If you listen to it, not much code is used
>>79266599
10-4, Robert
66666 robert
>>79266599
10, 4 Robert. You're off net. Over.
>>79266519
mostly just repeaters
i dont really talk to many people since i only have a handy and the only people around here who use them are old ass aircraft workers.
i have a vx8-dr and that thing cost me an arm and a leg. cant imagine what its gonna cost me to do the real thing.
>>79266657
Fail
>>79266635
Nah, but there was a prank call few hours ago 4 whites chasing 2 negros with dogs.
>>79266599
10-4, sleep tight, Robert.
>>79266599
10-4 night, robert
>>79266547
im just a tech
i want to take the other tests but i wont have the equipment for it to matter any time soon
>>79266657
Ya blew it, Robert.
>>79266617
lol thats not really safe to give out here
>>79266599
10-4 Robert
>>79266484
Kek's paradise, a true liberal socialist social justice utopia, Megga.
>>79266672
Join your local club. The old radio guys are always cycling out hardware. More hands helping to get your antennae set up also.
>Thats how my stepdad did it.
>Silent key, old chap. ;_;
how does this city run exactly with shit happening every few fucking minutes?
are there proper jobs, schools etc..?
>>79266642
kinda my thoughts. until i can get the equipment for serious business whats the point with the license.
Shots fired again. This is going to keep happening isn't it?
>>79266745
what state are you in? what's the furthest contact you've made?
>>79266779
Think of the constant fucking warfare as one gigantic jobs program.
Robert requesting another unit to observe the b8 car.
>inb4 the b8 is stale
>>79266779
idk, i think they train them in the academyy to deal with these shit.
>>79266779
Yes. In the white parts and Logan square (soon, beaners).
t. Logan Square Robert
>>79266814
Yep. Non stop.
>>79266672
Holy shit. Literally the exact same radio I have. No joke.
>>79266787
I've gone clear around the world with an ancient boatanchor I got for free from a neighbor and a copper wire I strung up in the canyon. Fuck antenna tuning, lets smoke that shit up.
CSGO is fucking cancer
what'd i miss?
>>79266575
its easy to join
fuck Robert
>>79266779
The cops formed a wall around the areas that the (((democrat))) politicians care about, keeping all this shit in the poor minority areas, and broadcasting it for everyone to enjoy.
>>79266779
It runs purely by the will of kek (memes be upon him).
>>79266877
In Robert We Trust. Robert
>>79266770
i just need to devote more time to it. im getting a new job soon since i finished school so hopefully it pays well enough.
>>79266885
10-3 Robert
>>79266814
It never really stops.
>>79266779
There must have been massive white flight from this area. Not sure though Robert, Robert.
>DAYUMN~!
>>79266814
Heard a nig get popped a few days ago on my Uber home.
Anybody hear that. DAYUM!
>>79266884
I plan on it. I bought baofengs, then realized I need a license.
>>79266877
I saw you the other night. I missed some time earlier for a few games of Rush on BF4 and kept thinking of Robert. Came back here.
>dayum
>>79266779
Schools? Didn't I just hear Rahm is trying to bailout whats left of them, Chicago anons? Shit is going the way of Detroit.
DAYUM ROBERT
>>79266834
im in kansas. cant remember the farthest contact. but we have the KANOK repeater network so i know it reaches at least down into oklahoma.
again though the vast majority of people who use it talk about what they had for dinner and what they've been up to. not really my place to get involved.
>>79266085
>>79266917
Good luck bro. I hope you find it as enjoyable as my old man did.
Do they all go to sleep? cant hear anything
If things don't cool down here soon, I think something might be up. Like as if kek napped earlier and for a shorter amount of time. Looks like everyone is ramping up.
>>79266606
MY FUCKING SIDES!!!
>>79267037
Robert never sleeps
>>79267037
This is normal.
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
>>79266981
i just volunteered to keep the threads going when OG OP fucks off.
>stable is not a condition
