>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
Zone-10 (local anon's beat)
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1
donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
New Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8HtmFtGSQo
>>79261092
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.
>Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...Too many to list individually.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS...(Check your partner's keys! :3)
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING..10, 30, 15, FUCK IT. ALL OVER THE CITY. JUST FIGHTING GROUPS OF NOGS.
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT...TOO MANY TO LIST INDIVIDUALLY.
>Jigaboo Central Time
>please clap
>fags boyfriend beating him up
>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided
>actives shoter
>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.
>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard
>Trash can fires
>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets
>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter
>MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...
>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")
>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot
>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!
>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS
>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off
>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.
>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church
>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks
>*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?
>*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR
>SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.
>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN
>FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?
first
>>79261092
SHOTS FIRED MUH NIGGA GO GETTEM ROBERT
the bingo will continue to evolve.
>>79261092
>>79261169
CONTINUED...
>ROBERT Is riding with FD...there's a fire in an alley.
>FOOT PERSUIT!!
>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED
>BLACK MALE BLACK SHIRT THREATENED ASSAULT
>15 GANG MEMBERS IN CARS THROWING BOTTLES AT CARS SHOUTING "COBRA LOVE".
>Two black males tried to break into a vehicle
>KID BATTERED BY MOTHER, LOCKED IN BATHROOM WITH ONE YEAR OLD
>GANGBANGERS FROM EARLIER SMASHED OUT AN OLD LADY'S WINDOWS!!
>"822 Robert, I just got a ticket that says they no longer need you"..."Story of my life."
>Multiple drinkers and gamblers, Around a white caddie, male and female...some are underage.
>Multiple homeless setting up a tent city flash mob! "They're aaaaall inside for the night!" :DDD
>20 ARGUING Gang bangers!
>arguing nigs in the gym
>"Female screaming for help in her apartment, nothing further...But ZONE 13 WANTS TO WISH MADINA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
>ARMANDO EJECTED FROM THE VEHICLE...ARMANDO'S TRAPPED IN ENEMY GANG TERRITORY!!!
>Garage on fire...nog in background of dispatch screaming.
>SLOW IT DOWN
>THANKS EVERYBODY. WE'RE DRIVING THE STOLEN LANDROVER BACK TO THE OWNER.
>SPIC TRIED TO ABDUCT A 3 YEAR OLD SPED OFF IN A SEDAN!!
>KIDS DRIVING CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT..IN THE STREEET!
>"Another man who has small breasts, err small BRAIDS"
>toy gun used in robbery
>ONE CALL: "One man, intoxicated, bashing his own head on the ground, two other men fighting near a blue car."
>ROOF PARTY!
>*GROOAAANN* *Whistle!*
>Baby Daddy with an AFRO is banging on the windows and yelling in the neighbors yard.
>SKYKANGZ SKYKANGS DINDU ANSWER
>WHAT'S ON FIRE, ROBERT?
What a goddamn city.
B A B Y D I C K
>stable is not a Robert the ex boyfriend is throwing uhauls
R O B E R T
O
B
E
R
T
CHICAGO GARAGE MARKET IN FREEFALL
>didn't hear you, too much static
>garage on fire
>blacks in white t-shirts
>7-8 shots fired
>All in the span of a minute.
Real blackout bingo hours.
ROBERT
O
B
E
R
T
>>79261092
Dat OC is amazing.
Somebody give that Anon a whole lotta chicken tendies!
>>79261169
A new episode of Robert
Tonight on Channel 2 WBBM-TV
Here's a hypothetical
How bad do you think the chimpout would be if a skinhead or nazi group had a big event on the 4th
BLONDE HAIR
playing live music :-)
>tfw graveyard shift CPD officers lead more interesting lives than probably 90-99% of other police officers in the country
>manlet blond trying to carjack
>carjacking!
bingo
robert
>>79261273
not big
>5'5
MANLET
What the fuck is happening
>high as fuck
>>79261196
>in red panties
She's about to pass out lmao
>blond hair
FUCKING A WHITE MALE, RACISTS NAZI KKK TRUMP VOTERS BTFO
>>79261314
epic CPD memes and happenings
robert
Can we meme another Afghanistan vs Refugee fight into existence like last night?
>>79261263
You Absolutely can!!
someone in chicago do something to get on the police scanner
>>79261268
10/10,4. Would binge watch in red panties.
>ABSO...LUTELY CAN
>>79261291
Not the ones in my district. It's quiet here, kek blesses this area.
>>79261314
Comfy thread listening to Chicago PD, also robert.
>>79261335
he cant keep getting away with it!
>>79261374
"robert someone sprayed gimmme chicken tendies on the wall robert"
>Radio has gone quiet
The niggers must be reloading
>>79261374
But then I wouldnt be able to shitpost and meme and hear the word of our lord kek.
Much quieter than last night, nigs must be charging up for the holiday weekend chimpout
>anonymous caller
which one of you faggots contacted robert
So different with the background music. Almost beautiful in a way.
>Somebody parked their car in anonymous's parking space!
>>79261432
>he's everywhere at once
what day is the most craziest?
Any other taglines boys?
>>79261454
Wednesday is the slow night but they were wilding the fuck out plenty so far tonight.
wow silence.
>>79261454
it was a little crazier about an hour ago
There must be a way to call the cpd with one of those free phone apps?
>>79261506
July "Day O' Chimps" 4th
I understand these threads are for chicongo but any thoughts on keeping a Cleveland thread on standby?
I understand a chimpout at the convention is pretty unlikely but all it takes is one aggressive ghetto dweller with a gun popping of a couple shots into crowd and we got a massive gunfight/riot
>>79261507
>stable will not be a condition
>redline jarvis?
>>79261507
Probably a
>check your keys
at the bottom.
>>79261572
Oh my god YES!
How can Robert be in so many places at once? You would think with all of the police after him they would have got him by now.
>>79261454
last night was lit! roberts everywhere
i also expect july 4th to be nuts. the fireworks are a great cover for gunshots.
>>79261572
We can make it a /cnsg/ special
>>79261629
>>79261635
Yeah just imagine remember the fact that the cleavland police are suited up with assult weapons riot gear and tear gas
Fresh OC courtesy of the CPD.
>Alonzo Clark
>Retail theft
Is robert a Cpd officer or vigilante?
>>79261572
>pretty unlikely
Yes... yes..
>>79261572
this, when convention time comes we need ohiobros to post the cleveland scanner
>>79261776
International man of mystery
>>79261572
Do it.
>>79261723
Noice.
>>79261533
And do what?
Prevent someone from calling in about their chimp boyfriend stealing a uhaul, drive by spraying all the PCP grannies blaring music?
Children are playing on construction equipment anon! Don't tie up the line !
>>79261507
"One man, intoxicated, bashing his own head on the ground, two other men fighting near a blue car."
>>79261797
Yeah but still it's pretty unlikely for anything to happen but still it's a domino affect one violent crook lets a couple shots out into the crowd mix that with cops already on edge and BOOM you've got a the L.A riots clustered in one area
Was that a gunshot?
>>79261776
he's a judge dredd type mixed with batman
he's everywhere and nowhere.
he's the name criminals utter in there fever dreams
he's the monster hiding under Alfondia's coffin
he's the specter behind every dealer
he is everyone and no one
he is Robert
>>79261092
Hold up. What is going on in Chicago?
>>79261507
replace the center with
"check your keys in july 4th"
and its done.
>>79261859
>white neighborhood
What did I miss?
>>79261905
Or one agent provocateur
>>79261905
>unlikely to happen
nigga have you seen east cleveland
>>79261859
brutal
So what's charlie?
Is that like robert's sidekick?
>>79261948
this night is way more calm than yesterday, but still there are stuff happening.
quieting down for the night? or the calm before the storm?
>>79261934
Nothing we just listen to the ghetto trash blowing each other's guts over the sidewalk (we're doing it up to July 4th but we may do it longer) just tune into the broadcast
>>79261934
democratic legislators, understaffed Police and the strictest gun laws at work
>>79261948
Cheers Episode in progress; where everyone knows Roberts name and Skykangs
>>79262004
charlie is the speaker?
didnt you wacth the movies?
>>79261169
>>79261192
There isn't a nuclear apocalypse scenario anywhere near this fucking level of insanity
>>79261934
Routine nightly chimpenings.
>"LADY" FRIEND
>PMS
>problem with a ladyfriend
>domestic battery immediately after
>>79261934
It's a new thing we're doing at night. We listen to the police radio in Chicago and it's pretty entertaining. Around the 4th of July is usually when most niggers get jiggered. Get /comfy/ and enjoy.
JERROD'S GOT PUNKED BY HIS LADY
>another guy getting beaten up by his girlfriend
Somebody please don't meme and tell me what Robert actually means.
>>79262078
This is why I have taken up the mantle of thread historian.
Somebody's gotta try to explain this shit to the faggots who jump on late.
Robert is love. Robert is life.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Robert so much, I had all the action figures and COPS episodes
>I pray to Robert every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Robert is love" I say; "Robert is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Robert
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Robert
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Suspect apprehended., take him in boys."
>He grabs me with his powerful Robert hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Robert
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Robert
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his massive baton
>I want to please Robert
>He blares his mighty siren as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Robert looks him straight in the eyes and says "Excuse me. I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening."
>Robert leaves through my window
>>79262186
###R
Gladys aged 32, failure to appear
who fucking names their kid gladys?
>>79261949
your right we need to find a /pol/ack willing to go down there and provoc shit (nothing serious) then sit back and watch the show
>>79262186
ok robert
>>79262186
Robert is the CPD's code for 3rd shift. So their car number + shift code: e.g.: 1127 Robert
>>79262186
>dont meme
>on /pol/
wew robert
>Keyboard is fucked here Robert. Do you know anything about dos?
Jerrod gonna get shanked
>>79262182
Y'know...some of these are so common, I might include them in every TONIGHT post, with X's behind them to keep tally...
SHOTS FIRED
H
O
T
S
F
I
R
E
D
>>79262186
it's the police version of "LOL"
>>79262151
USA belongs to the niggers
HOL' UP
you dont believe in independence??
NIGGERS WILL TAKE IT BACK
KINGS
>girlfriend threatening him with a knife now
>shots fired
>45 year old male stabbed in the arm
>SHOTS FIRED
>SHOTS FIRED
>SHOTS FIRED
>SHOTS FIRED
>SHOTS FIRED
NIGGA GOT STABBED IN THE ARM
MOAR DOMESTIC BATTERY
she just said "call a hearse"
shots fired
drink
>45 year old stabbed in the arm
>battered by the girlfriend and the son
wifes son levels increasing
Starbucks is getting robbed at 2am?
>>79262248
No need.
There's already going to be one, and they won't be from /pol/ but I'm sure they'll try to paint it that way in their campaign to round us up and gas us. They'll even reference your post. Good job.
>>79261092
Daily reminder that major cities are prohibitively expensive for middle class families because literally half of the land mass of every single major city is held hostage by feral section 8 dindus.
One half of Chicago is a world class city, and the other half is an uninhabitable war zone. It's the same exact story in NYC/Baltimore/LA/Boston/et al. We're just supposed to accept that we can't afford to live here, while half the city, who are violent animals, are completely subsidized.
Makes me rage to be quite frank.
>>79262186
4 things, which is why it's a meme
>Substitutes for "over"
>The letter R
>3rd shift squad cars
>Code for arrest made
Who breaks into Starbucks? Not like they keep any money in there.
>>79261923
U H A U L
>>79262231
8/10,4 Robert. You didn't check your keys.
>>79262395
they never shoulda got that fuckin ' coffee bagel deal ya know?
>CRITICAL
Victim critical detective coming.
>>79262227
>>79262231
That hasn't been funny since the the React kikes used it and youtubes biggest faggot loved it like so much and it made him so happy.
Is gay.
>detective on the way
turn ya damn musics down ya NOGS
Rooooobert!
CRIMINAL TRESPASS IN PROGRESS
THIRD TIME
S H O T S
F
I
R
E
D
SHOTS
F
I
R
E
D
>6 GUN SHOTS FIRED
>three burglaries at once
>six more gunshots
>average night
How the fuck does anyone sleep in this city?
>>79262553
O SHIT HE SAID IT
>shots fired
>open another beer
>music """"""disturbance""""""
>it's actually an elite mafia gang drug deal
>cop engages and starts turf war
>Criminal tresspass
>starbucks getting robbed
>U-Haul god not yet made an appearance
Shots fired.
alright, someone take over OP, i gotta grab some dinner
>>79262598
ENOUGH TO KILL ANYTHING THAT MOVES
why is robert so based?
>>79262601
During the day, apparently.
>>79261263
Holey shit my fucking sides. Dat OC Boi
>shots fired
>waters wet
>skys blue
>suns shining
>keks croaking
>>79262650
>zzz ID
It checks out.
>>79262668
>keys checked
>Robert 10-4ed
>>79262693
Yep, it's correct.
But the ones who live in these hellzones just don't sleep, ever. Literally.
Does Robert have any villains? An arch-nemesis?
>>79262668
>Bullets rain down there
>Like rain-drops in the ocean
>Open key, on this zone.
>>79262796
extra syllable on the last line if you wanted that to be a haiku
>>79262793
The evil forces of UHAUL, an insane house mover turned crime boss. No fence or gas station wall is safe from his predations.
>>79262707
>uhauls stolen
>garbage burnt
>domestics disputed
>ladies batshitted
>conditions stabled
>>79262793
Armando was but they united after the rival territory incident.
SHES DRAGGING SOMEONE
So what will happen this time when we keep meming
>10-4 Robert
>check your keys
>DRAGGING SOMEONE
>Female dragging someone
>Anonymous
SCREAMING FOR HELP DRAGGING A BODY
>wellness check
>Female screaming for help, dragging a body
>>79262883
fuck, I miscounted. lel.
>Bullets rain down there
>Like rain-drops in the ocean
>Open key, this zone.
>dragging someone
>>79262793
Niggers, spics
Red Panties Nigger
>>79262917
and it's anonymous robert
>>79262887
>bikes theived
>niggers nigged
>traffic blocked
>>79262887
>conditions stabled
No they aren't
'Checking out' some cars you say? Get Robert on it.
Maybe Robert will finally catch the hacker on steroids known as "Anonymous"
>Tfw I realized Friday is the 1st of the month.
>Wake Up
>Wake Up
>Its the first of the month
>Time to cash your checks and get up
THANK YOU
YOU'RE WELCOME
>>79262004
Gang and tactical guys. Plain clothes. Adam, boy, and Charlie.
Xx71, 72 are the paddy wagons. Xx01, 02 are the cops at the desk at the station.
>>79261192
>kids driving construction equipment in the street
Out of everything this is what made me double take, Jesus christ chicago
>>79262887
Stable is not a condition.
>>79262923
Trump will have a Marine veteran that had his family killed by illegals
The Marine will speak at a rally
His name will be Robert Tenfore
>>79262998
Anonymous is a mysterious antihero character. He feeds Robert intelligence that leads to good busts.
>dispatcher sounding cheery
That needs to be a bingo spot
Because that's actually rare enough
So should
>1 minute or more of silence
>>79263057
thatd be too glorious
>>79263041
>Drivers should have checked their keys before leaving the site for the day
>Being loud, oh and shooting off weapons
More shots fired.
Drink.
Dispat-chan when?
>>79263041
Why?
I've worked 3rd shift security at like 20 different construction sites
Thieves will steal almost anything
>>79263057
>Robert Tenfore
>>79263075
Sometimes
Most of the other times he's just starting shit and making Robert's job harder
Sometimes he keeps Robert from boredom
Damn, these threads are comfy. It's amazing that post-apocalyptic hellholes like this exist, Robert.
>>79263213
10-4
>>79263111
not even bingo can escape kek's will, digits and keys checked
>TWELVE SHOTS
>>79263213
I mean, you think of shit like this in Somalia, or some vague eastern european province.
But it's remarkable that it exists, and is perpetually ignored, in the heart of the US.
Is Robert on our team for the 4chan Summer Cup?
>>79263213
This place is unique, actually.
>>79263244
You said it, Robert.
tfw his name was Robert Paulson
>>79263322
Considering Robert doesn't exist on any other board, and those double dubs, you tell me.
>nine shots fired
>even MORE shots fired at Oakland
>9 shots fired
Does anyone have a pic if Robert? I want to change my steam name and icon.
reporting in
>break into a boat
>Someone's tryin' to break into a boat
GRAND THEFT BOAT
>>79263302
It's just non-fucking stop.
proposed new thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxKRz5ffWRo
Goood night /nigsatnight/
Slow night but this is the calm before the storm.
Can't wait for the holiday.
robert
who /spammingotherthreadswithrobert/ here
>checks catalog, one post from most IDs
nevermind
>/polk/
>>79263496
10-4 enjoy your break
>>79263486
back
>>79263486
maybe if we ever find Gary Indiana's scanner
>what kind of condition was he in?
STABLE
T
A
B
L
E
At least they're not backlogged like last night.
>>79263605
It would be like listening to the Hell's own police dispatch.
>>79263617
Stable is not a condition
>>79263605
I don't think they really do any sort of active policing in the hell of Gary, they stay on the outskirts and flag people down who try to go in, like they used to do with Englewood.
>>79263617
JET FUEL CANT STABLE CONDITIONS
>>79263605
Oh god, no. I can't do more than one of these cities at a go. Erections are only supposed to last 4 hours, m8.
>>79262796
We seriously need a RoboCop to deal with this shit.
Either that or they need to Just liquidate all Government Funds and institute a Bounty System for every single criminal in the city, dead or alive and let the cowboys take care of the problem.
Seriously If a Mayor ever had the balls to do that i would be there with guns tomorrow to get my quota
>>79263671
>oh damn, fucking herbert lynched another coon, 10-4 robert
You'd all die of alcohol poisoning if you drank every time shots were fired
>>79263446
You could use this
>>79263697
>>79263722
Things slowed down dramatically after you left. Plenty of runtime on this thread left.
>>79263697
Well all the Aussies are suicidal and hate their country and where it's going right?
Just immigrate all the aussies, they would love it here.
>shots fired
>banzai banzai
>station clear
SHOTS FIRED
>>79263745
I'm of Russian and Irish descent.
Shots will be fired and drank.
did he just say slaughtered or am i deaf
Crazy to think but Obama used to organize all of this.
"we're getting a slowdown on the shots fired"
If you ever have to say this at your job, it might be time to consider a different career.
>>79263745
>having bread and coffee at 2:46 cause I tried to keep up over the last hour ...
>>79263801
>banzai banzai
>inb4 another dindu nuffin story that riles up the #BLM crowd
WHAT
SANDSTORM
>DARUDE SANDSTORM
SONG NAME?
DUDUDUDUDU
Did I just hear darude sandstorm?
Song name?
wtf was that darude sandstorm.
SANDSTORM
lmao
sandstorm fanservice
we made it
>>79263779
i'll run it till 4:30 chicago time
thats when the nogs usually go to sleep
FUCKING DARUDE SANDSTORM
NO WAY
WTF DARUDE SANDSTORM WHO DID IT
>darude sandstorm
was that some sandstorm
Did I just hear what I think I heard?
DUDUDUDUDUDU
>>79261092
HEARD FUCKING DARUDE SAND STORM NIGGERS!
Why did I make this post?
DID I HEARD SANDSTORM????
SANDSTORM IN THE BACKGROUND
I just heard darude sandstorm..
lol first time listening to this, not disappointed
>>79263791
Shit yeah! And will give them Guns, bullets, bowie knives and free whiskey for every scalp they collect.
You guys think your the best hunters in the world? then come to America and hunt the most dangerous game.
MEMES
E
M
E
S
>>79262955
