>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
ROBERT
>>79255608
Robert
>>79255608
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.
>Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...Too many to list individually.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS...(Check your partner's keys! :3)
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING..10, 30, 15, FUCK IT. ALL OVER THE CITY. JUST FIGHTING GROUPS OF NOGS.
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT...TOO MANY TO LIST INDIVIDUALLY.
>Jigaboo Central Time
>please clap
>fags boyfriend beating him up
>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided
>actives shoter
>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.
>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard
>Trash can fires
>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets
>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter
>MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...
>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")
>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot
>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!
>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS
>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off
>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.
>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church
>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks
>*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?
>*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR
>SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.
>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN
>FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?
>>79255608
10-4 Robert
>2 teens performing drive-by on bycycles in park
Thank fuck I live in will county holy shit this is meme tier
gangbangers
10-4 Robert we have a vehicle
>>79255608
>>79255705
CONTINUED...
>ROBERT Is riding with FD...there's a fire in an alley.
>FOOT PERSUIT!!
>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED
>BLACK MALE BLACK SHIRT THREATENED ASSAULT
>15 GANG MEMBERS IN CARS THROWING BOTTLES AT CARS SHOUTING "COBRA LOVE".
>Two black males tried to break into a vehicle
>KID BATTERED BY MOTHER, LOCKED IN BATHROOM WITH ONE YEAR OLD
>GANGBANGERS FROM EARLIER SMASHED OUT AN OLD LADY'S WINDOWS!!
>"822 Robert, I just got a ticket that says they no longer need you"..."Story of my life."
>Multiple drinkers and gamblers, Around a white caddie, male and female...some are underage.
>Multiple homeless setting up a tent city flash mob! "They're aaaaall inside for the night!" :DDD
>20 ARGUING Gang bangers!
>arguing nigs in the gym
>"Female screaming for help in her apartment, nothing further...But ZONE 13 WANTS TO WISH MADINA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
>ARMANDO EJECTED FROM THE VEHICLE...ARMANDO'S TRAPPED IN ENEMY GANG TERRITORY!!!
>Garage on fire...nog in background of dispatch screaming.
>SLOW IT DOWN
>THANKS EVERYBODY. WE'RE DRIVING THE STOLEN LANDROVER BACK TO THE OWNER.
>SPIC TRIED TO ABDUCT A 3 YEAR OLD SPED OFF IN A SEDAN!!
>KIDS DRIVING CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT..IN THE STREEET!
>"Another man who has small breasts, err small BRAIDS"
>toy gun used in robbery
>ONE CALL: "One man, intoxicated, bashing his own head on the ground, two other men fighting near a blue car."
What a goddamn city.
Xth for U-Hauls and white t-shirts
>Listening to my local scanner in addition to this
>Literally silent for the past 30 min
>someone finally comes on
>It's just a notice from the town over that a car was stolen.
Goddam I didn't realize how good it was living in an all white town.
Muh TV
>>79255770
>newark
>all white
Anyone else have trouble understanding what they are saying sometimes?
How the fuck do they even understand each other some times?
Fucking war zone. Shout out to cook county Lep I'm drunk
/comfy/ thead with cops and roberts
DON'T GET HURT
>dont get hurt...slow it down!
DON'T GET HURT
>don't get hurt!
Middle of the intersection, screaming
lol shit-congo
>>79255770
>yfw there's a suicidal australian named robert making pilgrimmage to the megga of kek on the 4th
>dont get hurt, robert
cute
CPD is gonna kill somebody
Is there a scanner in Australia? Alice Springs or NT specifically
>>79255834
>cops and roberts
>>79255824
gotta get used to how they talk
>>79255893
niggers aren't people
>>79255770
>yfw someone stealing groceries made the local paper where I live, complete with the police chief himself saying they were tracking down leads and watching videos
Robert you absolute mad man slow it down!
>know your dispatch
Loud Black Chick
Stern White Chick
Snarky Latino Chick
Vaguely Gay Male
>>79255820
Even aussies know about Newark? Newark is just the closest town to me that's in the flag database.
>>79255879
Chicago is a pretty good representation of a chaos god
Megga of Chi
some guy broke down wants to speak with the police.
>>79255901
wild emus out of control, robert
GOOD CLIP
O
O
D
C
L
I
P
>>79255879
He shall be our God.
>>79255834
>cops
>and
>roberts
I PUT ON
MUH
WHITE
T
SHIRT
>>79255901
We don't want to great about the Emus emuing out, pretty lame pai
ANOTHER NOG WALKING ON THE TRACKS OF THE BLUE LINE
This is like three days in a row.
>>79255901
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/coid/16
>>79255879
He's going to become a chaos lord of kek. All that entails is enhanced shitposting.
>>79255930
>just realized how much low-level crime can be gotten away with in chicongo
>>79255937
should be ambiguously gay male Tbh
i have not been here very long. who is Robert? one of the cops?
>>79256029
keked and checked, Robert
>>79255938
i know for a fact that the state of New Jerrrrrrrzzzaaaayyyyy is no where near white
wogs dont count as whites
>>79255955
emus, aboriginals, servos getting robbed, drunk people fighting kangaroos, what more could you want?
oveturned semi on the skyway leaking at 80th
>>79255770
>mfw my county's and city's police have encrypted radio, so I can't listen.
Fuck, also why haven't Chicago encrypted their radios yet?
>>79256023
Yep.
We're just hearing what the odd person sees or has happen to them.
I'd say about 2-3 times more shit is going on than what they report.
>>79256086
Why contain it.
>>79255937
The loud black chick is different from the sassy black chick we had the previous two nights.
I dub thee
Inbound Track Nigga
wtf is with people walking on tracks
>>79256075
Do you fuckers seriously have drunks getting into fights with kangaroos?
>>79256086
no time to everyone is dying
>>79256039
Robert.
>>79256086
too little funding, too much equipment to replace
>>79255938
It's known as a wog town here, definitely.
>nig walking on train tracks
Fun Aussie fact we actually have posters warning abos not to sleep on railroad tracks because they MIGHT get hurt
>>79256086
/pol/ fanservice
>>79256023
That's why cpd never pull any one over for speeding, everyone here drives at least 10 miles above the limit, they have serious crime to worry about
WHO READY FOR THE SOX/CUBS WORLD SERIES?
>>79256039
Robert.
Anyone have a code cheat sheet to understand this code talk?
THEY STOLE MY BIKE!
>Stolen Bike.
It's a classic!
Robert.
>another stolen bike
And there normies think it's just a meme.
oh shit the bike guy is chasing them down
>refuses to listen to a girl telling him to stop pursuing
>spic chasing his stolen bike against dispatchers advice
ARMANDO?
>>79255915
If you listen, they spend an inordinate amount of time repeating themselves, recapping and explaining. Not even they understand each other.
>>79256254
No codes. ### robert is a unit, a car number.
10,4 means " i heard and understood.
>guy shooting at niggers that stole his bike
CPD Beat tag I found a couple of months ago.
>>79256254
>TFW NO ONE READS THE OP
ROBERT means that an arrest has been made.
go to tonys robert please
>>79256149
yes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGsFdh1SPOA
>>79255937
Just
a
White
Guy
>>79256300
George Zimmerman is that you?
Armando lives!
>>79256297
i live in rural Queensland, and ive had my bike stolen 3 times last week
fucking abos
This ambient music is way too creepy for the middle of the night
>>79255943
Kek literally physically lives in Chiragnarok.
Robert is trying to find him. Robert is trying to meet god.
>>79256265
Literally robert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo
>>79255770
how do I listen to my local police
>>79256319
RACE WAR STARTS TONIGHT
Robert Robertson
>>79256322
Pic related
First time in this thread. Should I just get a scanner app, or what?
>>79256039
Letter R call.
>>79256381
>Chiragnarok
Well we've got our thread name for the 4th.
>>79256427
search internet or buy a scanner
>>79256490
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>79256490
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>more spics chasing after niggers who robbed them
>>79256481
10-4
Did you just walk up to a fucking officer's car, over?
>>79256526
Yep
Kek
>>79256526
Seconded.
>>79256481
Noice. Think it's Robert?
why does robert have to do all the work
Sons of bitches tagged Josephine's house!
Who is gonna go out into the field and livestream d-day (july4)?
>>79256490
did you not even read the first line of the op?
>>79256547
Swear to fuck nobody reads the OP...
>>79256493
thanks lad
>>79256377
Nah man. It makes it super comfy. 420 Dude Weed.
White man in suit
Moonman spotted.
>>79256381
>Chiragnarok
OP don't fuck this up
>>79256490
FIRST, GO HERE:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
THEN, READ THESE:
>>79255705
>>79255726
Strap in. We're still two hours from lunchbreak on 3rd shift.
>>79256580
Nah I found it on the street
>Taiwan Anderson
>>79256542
Fuck, I have a uniden BCD436, but I haven't used it in some time. Need to stop browsing pol and figure out how to set up automatic transmission recording.
>>79256644
>those dubs dubs
>HES HERE
>>79256701
pretty sick Robert
>black guy
>Taiwan Anderson
Wut
>mom of taiwan anderson
>taiwan
These fucking names. How about we find the most retarded names and try to find them in a jail directory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwY2XpI6V9g
WE ARE LIVING IN THIS UNIVERSE
MY GOD
>>79256637
Oscar Mike
>TAIWAN ANDERSON
>TAIWAN
T Y W A N
>>79256597
Nah because R isn't on the end of the number
What did the current year mean by this?
>>79255608
direct link to ambient music? the split link doen't work for me
Who /comfywiththeircat/ here?
>>79256526
It's for the whole weekend senpai
>>79256745
That's Tywon, nigga
Taiwan anderson?
>>79256773
running low on money for programs probs
>>79256775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
>>79256791
my cat is passed out on my bed but i'm comfy with my coffee
>>79256791
My cat ran away once I started brushing him.
>>79256791
My cat is on my porch murdering shit like a good cat should, he hates when I smoke.
>tfw when you OPed this thread into existence three nights ago
>tfw when it lives without you now
>Robert
>>79256850
thank you kindly
>>79256749
>taiwan
more like ty'juan
>>79256824
China Johnson, Robert.
IN OTHER NEWS:
Apparently a gun used in the Paris Terror attack was purchased from the Fast & Furious botched sting operation! THANKS KING NOG OBAMA!
>>79256866
Same leafbro
>>79256791
who /ShouldBeLookingForAJob/ here?
>>79256866
>>79256791
comfy with junk food and coffee here
>>79256890
>gods work
>>79256890
10-4
Stopping by from now on after second shift
>>79256939
Got an interview with fucking Ruby Tuesday's tomorrow
Why cant i get the broadcastify feed to work on mobile. ;_;
Anyone know how to fix?
>>79256948
>still working on that block of sharp cheddar
>ran out of stoneground wheat crackers
>motherfucking cranberry cocktail in the house
>>79256939
who /shouldbegettingreadyforthecollapseandgettingthefuckoutofdodge/ here?
>>79256775
No way man. You're stuck with your daily dose of burger squak.
>>79256791
>tfw the complete opposite
i'm watching my grandmas cat for her and it keeps fighting with my cat
>spent boolets
Oh shit robbery bois
>>79256939
right here
"his name is....jack bear"
>jack bear?
J A C K B E A R
>>79256890
Bless you anon. May Robert shine upon you. Robert
>>79256939
>not having a job
>in boganland
Real fucking failure, just walk into some trade shop, give them a firm handshake, and let them know you want to learn, jackbear.
>>79256890
Pretty comfy
Thanks famalamadingdong
His name is Jack Bear
>>79256994
You need flash. Have to root android.
>jack bear
>afraid when your roomate invites bangers
>>79256991
i wish they'd give an interview at least
>>79257056
If you select invert selection instead, you would be literally blowing your wrist the fuck out
>>79256939
It's daytime for you guys. But it's 1:01 AM here in the true American time zone.
>>79256890
You've done a good thing here.
>Eddy
HE BOOKED IT
I was late getting home tonight and /pol/ was already on thread #3.
Feels good man
Gunshot wound in right arm
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
STABLE CONDITION
NOT A CONDITION
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
July 10 1977
hospital guy going to miss birthday
celebrate for him /pol/
>>79256994
you can get the same feed on Radio Scanner App / Radio Scanner Pro.
>>79257097
Not sure which broadcast he's listening to but you are listening to works on mobile (in my experience )
>>79257194
>PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION
New to these threads what the fuck does Robert mean? Can anybody let me in on some of the lingo? What does watch yo keys mean?
>>79256890
You've ruined my evenings you magnificent prick.
>All I do is say "robert"
>and make highlight reel posts
>It is glorious.
>>79256994
Get the app
>>79256615
Yeah, asshole, I did. I'm mobile.
>>79257151
hehe
conditions are:
critical
uhhhh urgent
uhhhh good
>>79257204
>>79257213
>>79257217
They finally correct the dumb bitch on comms tonight for that?
>>79257237
Look at the OP dumbass.
>chimpcongo
>>79257160
>>79257160
Either shopped that in 30 seconds or you've been waiting a very long time for a reason to post that. Either way, well done. Robert
>>79256890
Repost the pasta with all the code meanings.
>>79257237
>check your keys
What did Robert mean by this?
Really makes you check your keys, Robert.
>>79257237
Robert is notorious crime boss in Chicago
"check your keys" means that someone left their keys at the station
>>79257237
it's the police version of dubs
also check em
>Book Discussion on The War on Cops Heather MacDonald talked about her new book, The War on Cops, in which she attributes the recent spike in violent crimes in several major U.S. cities to the “Ferguson effect.” The term “Ferguson effect” refers to the idea that increased scrutiny of police has led to an increased murder rate in major U.S. cities, and is derived from the fatal police shooting in August 2014 of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri.
http://www.c-span.org/video/?411354-4/washington-journal-heather-macdonald-ferguson-effect
Based caller at 44:40 but the whole thing is good
>>79257300
CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT
REPORTING CODES:
INCIDENT:
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:
ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
>>79257246
keep doing gods work and making recaps!
>>79257309
10, 4 Robert.
>>79257332
>>79257237
Robert = Robert
Watch yo keys = keep track of your unlock/lock apparatus
>they just detained a black man in a white shirt trying to break the Windows
We're fighting back!
>>79257021
>>79257056
>>79257086
>>79257153
Does applying online do anything?
i like getting out onto the pavement and handing out resume's, but they're turning me down left and right and ive been out of work 5 months now, it's getting bad.
>>79257237
Robert = R for clear lingo from/to dispatch
Check your Keys = Make sure your body or cruiser mics aren't keyed on. They repeat it so officers get it nailed into their heads.
I wish it was like early 90s/late 80s and we could have this thread for compton/south central when things were really active there
>>79257346
Robert sounds like a busy guy.
>>79257056
>rotate
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79257352
I will do this, senpai.
>Except for Chiragnarok. Fuck. That. Shit.
damn dispatch sassy af tonight desu
>>79257407
I handed in my res and called back a week later and was asked to stop by and talk to the manager, apparently everyone else had just dropped off a res and hadn't be persistent.
>>79257500
>uhh yea
>>79257442
>we'd be the first to hear about Tupac getting shot
Last night
> bone found, they think it might be human
> ok, I'll wrap it in with the noise complaint
Chighanistan
ROOF PARTY
>>79257407
i did it once and never heard anything back. worth a shot though
>robert robert robert robert
>>79257097
>>79257225
>>79257249
Thanks guys. I was trying to use youarelisteningto to get that ambient music. But i just downloaded the app
>>79257407
Only if I put my ethinicity down as anything but white.
>start over
you done goofed
(i'm too old for this shit voice) "Ehh, welcome back".
Holy shit just say his fucking name
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT
10-4 thank you
>>79256939
Chiraqi here
Trying everything I can not to get one
>>79257620
robert
>>79257620
Robert.
>>79257407
>applying online
Never works.
Walk into the fucking shop and ask for a manager god fucking damn.
>>79257442
They look like their dancing some duranguense an shi
BOOGEY BOOGEY NIGGERS
BOOGEY BOOGEY
>>79257540
well shit, i guess i need to track down their phone numbers after i drop resume's
i just want to work till december because im and idiot and want to enlist.
Did anyone just hear 1145 followed by an 1171 Robert?
>>79257674
>>79257641
>>79257605
>>79257569
not an argument thread.
Where is Aussie Robert?
I need to hand off new thread duty to him.
>Robert.
>>79257644
Almost spit out my drink
>>79257620
HOLY SHIT JUST CHECK YOUR FUCKING KEYS, ROBERT.
>>79257620
perp's name is foxtrot alpha golf golf oscar tango
>1212 Robert
HES RESISTING
>wew
WHISTLE
>>79257237
Robert = arrest made
we have a
wew whistle
atta boy
*wew* robert
That whistle!!
Looks like Robert saw some tail
>>79257407
yes. make sure that if there's a box about sexual orientation you put gay. it will increase the chance of you getting employed since alot of businesses have quotas to make.
>>79257676
i do, they turn me away saying "we just hired a bunch, sorry" more than once.
then the other half of the time, they say "apply online" and i never hear from them again
>>79257718
>>79257674
>>79257641
Really makes you think
EX GIRLFRIEND BANGING ON THE WINDOWS
Wew
>Hispanics have child at gunpoint
>>79257684
eh, I'm kinda in the same boat, I want to join the State Police
Working with women at my job my age is fucking inane.
>>79255910
Underrated kek
>whistle
>13 robert
